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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 05:50 PM
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I hope you enjoy this... "Religious Views Of Life"
Edited on Thu Jun-23-05 05:52 PM by sam sarrha

Religious Views of Life


Taoism......... Shit happens

Confucianism.... Confucius says, "Shit happens"

Buddhism........ If Shit happens, it really isn't shit.

Zen............. What is the sound of Shit happening ??

Hinduism........ This shit happened before

Islam........... if Shit happens it is the will of Allah

Protestantism... go ahead and shit, you will be forgiven

Catholicism..... if shit happens, you deserved it

Judaism......... why does this shit always happen to us

Atheism......... I dint believe this shit

Agnosticism..... What is this shit
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Tux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 09:37 PM
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1. LOL
Unitarian Universalism: When shit happens, form a commitee.

Deism: Shit happens when you think about it.
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intheflow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 05:28 PM
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6. I heard the UU response was...
We can talk about this shit all day! LOL!

That would have been from a mimeographed copy circulating in a UU church I attended almost 20 years ago. Same damn concept, though! :rofl:
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-26-05 06:20 PM
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2. and for Sufis
Sufi---when shit happens, plant a garden
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 12:12 AM
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3. Hilarious.
Episcopalianism: What will we do with this shit?
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 05:51 AM
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4. LOVE the rainbow Christian flag!
:)
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 10:45 AM
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5. Thanks but I had to change it!
:(
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