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First, GM has allowed the Chevrolet brand to languish, or to become way too top-heavy with trucks and truck-based SUVs. Only now is Chevy beginning to get things right; the new Cobalt is getting very good reviews in the auto press, and the Malibu, while ugly, is based on the GM Epsilon architecture used by overseas divisions Opel, Saab and Vauxhall. But Chevy doesn't nearly have the car lines, with smaller engines and better gas mileage, that domestic competitors like Ford's Ford division and DaimlerChrysler's Dodge division offer. Yes, Chevy seems to be coming around, but for too long the division concentrated on selling high-profit Silverados and Suburbans, while leaving the car-based vehicles to competitors. Now those chickens are coming home to roost.
Second, while Cadillac's offerings are a lot better than they were five years ago, they aren't close to BMW, or Mercedes. And Caddy doesn't have anything as emotional as the Chrysler 300 in its lineup, a car soo cool it's showing up in hip-hop videos. Still, it's a better lineup than Ford's Lincoln brand.
That leaves the middle. With Oldsmobile gone, what will GM kill next: Buick or Pontiac? Buick is the company's oldest brand; GM is built on Buick's back. But that brand's product line, until recently, looked like it was designed by the Batesville Casket Company, and isn't the average age of a Buick buyer something like 74? And what's with Buick's advertising strategy, running ads targeted to aging white golfers?
Still, I'd bet on Buick over Pontiac, a brand whose strongest resonance is in the black community. (When Pontiac wanted to launch its new G6 sedan, it gave away a bunch of them on Oprah Winfrey's show.) Pontiacs for years have been butt-ugly, with loads of cheap-looking plastic cladding on the sides. Then Pontiac birthed the Aztek, perhaps the ugliest production automobile since the Edsel. Yes, Pontiac has the G6, and the Torrent, and the Solstice, but Saturn has a version of the latter, too.
Which leads to Saturn, the only domestic GM division with a well-positioned car line. Not going away.
But too other domestic brands should. What's the use of GMC, whose product line is virtually identical (except for that Yukon roll-top Studebaker Lark ripoff) to Chevrolet's? And then there's Hummer, a gas-guzzling, seriously ugly division whose appeal to "Fuck You Republicans" appears to be waning with rising gas prices and Karl Rove Trojan horse Arnold Schwarzenegger's slipping fortunes.
Overseas, it isn't much better. Compare GM's Saab to Ford's Volvo: Saab has like four models. Two (9.3, 9.5) are rebadged Opels, one (9.2) is a rebadged Subaru and the other (9.7) is a redesigned version of GM's Chevrolet Trail Blazer SUV. Volvo, on the other hand, is developing vehicles; the new Ford Five Hundred and Mercury Montego sedans are based on Volvo cars, and Ford's new Freestyle wagon is based on the Volvo XC90.
Of GM's Japan holdings, Isuzu got out of cars and makes nothing but ugly SUVs. Suzuki specializes in small cars, but now many of those will be sold as Chevrolets and will be manufactured by new GM acquisition Daewoo in Korea. Only Subaru is a strong brand, and it recently designed a new front end, which all its future cars will share, that looks uncannily like a Saab from the late 1950s. Not good.
If I was a GM stockholder, I'd be pissed.
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