Ok, I *finally* watched the second Mary Carey interview

[crispini]

which is linked to on KO's blog ... and I nearly stifled myself to keep from laughing, I lauged SO hard. OMG, ya'll, that's some seriously funny shit. I mean, it was totally a :wtf: moment when she talked about putting video cameras in the governor's mansion. :rofl:

I have to admit, I'm awfully glad she's claiming membership in the Republican party. Bless the child, she can go on being an embarrasment to them alllllll she wants.

[gkhouston]

1. yes, and he certainly wasn't trying to suppress any of that,

now was he? :-) Seemed like he was looking for excuses to use the word "exposure". What a hoot!

[Miami Liberal]

2. He has yet to explain in detail

the 8 private minutes with Mary Carey. If she offered him a freebie I hope he had some disinfectant handy.

Withholding floaties until next blog. :P

[gkhouston]

3. I'm guessing the deal will be:

"you keep your floaties, I'll keep my privacy". ;-)

[crispini]

4. LOL!

That sentence makes sense only in KOEB-land! :P

[gkhouston]

10. Is there anywhere else??

oh, yeah, Gull Bay.

[RevCheesehead]

16. Don't forget the Door County, WI safe-house.

Or am I confused - is it in Gull Bay? :)

[Miami Liberal]

7. Privacy Schmivacy

He's not allowed to keep secrets from the KOEB! :7

[NYCGirl]

5. Actually, folks in the adult film business are tested much more often than

the general population, and so are much safer.

[gkhouston]

6. Not likely. The general population doesn't get tested as often as

someone in the adult film business, but they also don't have anywhere near the same level of risk when it comes to multiple sex partners. There's probably also more condom use in the general population than we see on-screen. You don't test positive for an STD the instant you're infected with it, so testing can only go so far towards mitigating the risk.

[Miami Liberal]

8. According to this article...

http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=44905

The kind of movies Mary Carey stars in, the male "actors" don't wear condoms.

<snip>

Yet, much of the attention at the dinner was diverted from Bush toward Carey and Kulkis, who boasts of making only authentic hard-core action movies where actors don't wear condoms and don't fake sex.

</snip>

And even more disgusting? Here are high profile men she wants to, um, ya know!

<snip>

She made no secret prior to the event of wanting to have sex with Karl Rove, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Pat Buchanan and Alan Colmes –in addition to at least one player from every team in the NBA. But she asked blogger John Aravosis to hold back reporting her feelings about the Bush twins until after she cleared out of town. :puke:

[gkhouston]

9. ooh, good thing she's not a guy

because the thought of doing Karl Rove would drive my boner right into the ground. (Did I say that out loud?)

[RevCheesehead]

17. LOL

:spray: yes, you did.

But what I'm wondering, is "does she want to DO the Bush twins?"

[crispini]

11. Good heavens.

Apparently her criteria for sex is: "breathing."

Karl Rove? Bill O'Reilly? Pat Buchanan? Ewwwwww.

Are we SURE this woman's NOT a deep-cover Democratic operative? Because this is way too over the top to be real.

[crispini]

12. Thread at FR

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1424233/posts

Choice excerpts, pro and con:

"She probably realized just how much she pays in taxes."

"You know you have gone too far left when the porn stars abandon your party for a more conservative party."

"Just goes to show that Howie is a PR nightmare equal only to ta-RAY-za skerry."

"Republicans can party just as good as Dems....."

"So, when is Bill Clinton going to join the Republican Party?"

"She really isn't that pretty. Tie her hair back and rub off the makeup and you have Alice the Goon from Popeye."

"Good way to get publicity for herself. Sure wouldn't be news if an adult film star showed up at a Democratic fundraiser. Or got propositioned by Bill Clinton, for that matter."

"Bad move on the part of the GOP, imo."

"I don't think it helps the Stupid Party's image to be seen w/ Ms. Carey. I saw some footage at an Pubbie event. She might've been at an adult film festival based on the way she acted."

"I dont think it hurts one bit. And imagine if through her associations with conservatives, she should reform and become an anti-porn advocate? She could actually end up helping our side. She sure wont learn anything about conservative values from Democrats, so I say welcome aboard."

(reply to this one):"That would be great if that happened. As it is, she flaunts herself and her stock in trade all over the place. Wait'll the Left hangs it around the Stupid Party's neck and makes the Stupid Party wear it. You watch. It'll happen."

"Gathering Of Prostitutes"

this must hurt the democrat ego of their reputation for being party animals.

"Then again why would the democrat ("gay") party be interested in a natural born naked woman?" --> :wtf:

[Berry Cool]

13. I think all of you who are worried about Mary and Keith should relax.

Look at it this way, gals...do you REALLY think he wants anything to do with someone who eagerly admits she would do it with Rove and O'Reilly too?

Who knows what he might catch from just THAT kind of contact?

Can't you just see him at the doctor's office a while from now?

"Doc, I have this embarrassing problem. I don't know how I can even bring myself to tell you about it."

"Ah, one of THOSE kinds of problems. So tell me. Do you feel itching? Burning sensations?"

"No. But, all of a sudden, I find myself calling people Nazis everywhere I go...and I have this strange craving for falafel that just won't go away."

"Ah...it's just as I suspected...you have been with a woman who has been with neocons, eh? Well, I have very bad news for you. I highly suspect you are infected with HIV."

"HIV?!?!? WHAT??? Oh no...you can tell that, just from what I said???"

"Yes...I'm afraid you have HIV. Human Insensitivity Virus. Unfortunately, there is no cure. You will have to spend the rest of your life not caring about people and taking advantage of them. Which reminds me: your bill is due now. Please don't try to skip out on it, I was prepared for this."

[RevCheesehead]

18. Do you really think that scenario

went through Keith's mind as he weighed the pros and (neo)cons of his decision? :dilemma:

HIV - too damned funny. :)

[crispini]

20. LOL, Berry, human insensitivity virus...

that's great! :rofl:

And, what, me worried? Nah, it's totally None Of My Beeswax. I just think it's funny to make jokes about. There's waaaay too much opportunity to pass up! :7

[Patsy Stone]

15. Thanks for that, crispi. :)

I was actually curious what they thought. And yes, that last one's somethin'. :hi:

[NYCGirl]

14. Well, DUer Mongo posted yesterday (on a thread that has, I think, been

removed) that he had been in contact with Carey's manager. Mongo (who knows a lot of people in the adult film business), in fact, had posted some of their emails back and forth. The manager says that both he and Ms. Carey are NOT Republicans, and that the publicity has been great.

[crispini]

19. Hahahahahahahaha!

I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!

[RevCheesehead]

21. And here's Mary and Mark on The Daily Show.

Some interesting videography going on here - for the guys. :evilgrin: