KOEB Meeting: 05/30/08 -- Still Dissecting Scotty Edition

[Patsy Stone]

:hi:, kids!

[Berry Cool]

1. Happy Friday and Shabbat Shazzam, Patsela!

:hi:

Dissecting Scotty...ewwww. :puke:

[Berry Cool]

3. That's an excellent ad against the Republicans.

I guess only Tweety will be working this weekend, solo...too bad.

[Patsy Stone]

67. Nope!

We get special Sunday Keith. :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

4. I smell formaldehyde

:hi:, you!

Shabbat Shazzam and TGIF!

[ralps]

2. Hi Patsy, Hi Everyone!! Yay!! More Simple Scotty Fallout!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

7. Hi ralps!

Once again we count on Keith to give us real news, not just crazy pastors.

[RevCheesehead]

14. Hey, watch it!

I resemble that remark! :hi:

[Berry Cool]

20. Sorry, Rev.

:hi: :loveya: Present company excepted. After all, no one's put a video of you up on YouTube yet.

[Patsy Stone]

25. As far as we know.

:)

[RevCheesehead]

26. Give 'em time...

Good thing we didn't have video cameras when I was in high school. :evilgrin:

[ralps]

16. Hi BerryBush, Randi played some of what the Catholic priest said in Barak's church

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :shrug:

[Berry Cool]

27. I know. She thought it was as funny as Richard Pryor.

I agree. But it's not necessarily what I expect to hear from the pulpit on Sunday.

[WolverineDG]

5. Happy Friday!!

:hi:

:woohoo: :bounce: :woohoo:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

9. Still floating?

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

Not as much

The Judge is playing games with the order vacating the temporary orders. :grr: Oh well, if she does nothing by 9 a.m. Monday, the Court of Appeals will do her job for her.

dg

[Patsy Stone]

46. I heard a little something about that

But I thought they were returning the kids and the parents had to go to parenting classes. I'll light a candle for apathy on the Judge's part.

[bunny planet]

6. Hiya Pats, I finally made it here tonight

I missed the Scottie interview last night, have to try and catch the highlights somewhere, unless the whole thing is posted.

[Patsy Stone]

12. Here:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036677/

:hi:, doll!

[bunny planet]

17. thanks luv

[Kolesar]

8. That Democrats' ad is pretty intense.

It reminds me of how Sherrod Brown defined Sen. Mike DeWine early on as the campaign started in mid-summer. Go for it

[Patsy Stone]

38. Hello, sir

Happy Friday!

[Kolesar]

50. Thank you

I am happy. Our local winery has a selection with a peace sign on the label.
www.debonne.com

[ralps]

10. Here's tonight's LOL Kitties!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

19. I love the GPS kitteh!

Actually, I love them all! :loveya:

Hi ralps and Crook! :hi: :mrowl:

[ralps]

29. I hope none of your kitties have stolen any of your cookies yet! & I said Hi down

thread. :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

11. I'm here!

Hi, everyone! :hi:

[Patsy Stone]

15. Hola, senorita!

:hi:

Happy freakin' Friday!

[RevCheesehead]

22. It's a weird one.

Weekends around here are hectic when the outsiders come to town. :hi:

[Patsy Stone]

31. Xenophobic?

Which outsiders? Are you being invaded by Presbyterians?

[RevCheesehead]

33. Even worse - - FIBs

It has something to do w/the flatland south of here. Ask Bleever. :)

[Patsy Stone]

49. FIBs...

Friends in Brett?

[RevCheesehead]

51. Only inasmuch as he's now retired.

Try again. :evilgrin:

[Patsy Stone]

56. Um...

Fucking Insecure Bastards?

Let me know if I'm getting warm. :)

[RevCheesehead]

60. Just change the middle one.

Think "flatlander."

[bleever]

74. I resemble that remark!

If these were the old days, I'd challenge you to a duel!



Instead, let's have a beer.

[RevCheesehead]

77. Gladly!

Besides, I know you're a Wisconsinner at heart. :toast:

[bleever]

89. I wouldn't be here

if not for the University of Wisconsin at Madison. :)

[Berry Cool]

78. Aren't they going to take his locker and put it in Mississippi?

Why can't they keep it as a shrine in Lambeau Field? That's what Dan Patrick says they should do. People can leave flowers and everything.

[RevCheesehead]

82. The Packers Hall of Fame is in the basement of Lambeau Field.

And admission is something like $8 for adults.
I suggest that they build a whole Brett wing.

[ralps]

21. Hi RevCheesehead, How are you all doing & Hi to Oreo, CC & lil' Keith! Are you

going to see the "Sex in the City" movie? :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :shrug:

[RevCheesehead]

30. Hi, ralps

Oreo just jumped into my arms - and she's shedding. :)

[ralps]

39. Oh Dear!! I guess you'll have to do some heavy duty brushing/combing! Hug

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :grouphug:

[bunny planet]

13. I don't think they can stop Little Scotty from testifying before Congress.

Wish Conyers wasn't just mulling it over, I want him in there Monday morning.

[Patsy Stone]

18. He says he's glad to testify

and I'll be glad to hear him testify.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/05/30/mcclellan.wolf.interview/index.html

[bunny planet]

28. It's a no-brainer. Conyers shouldn't have to think about it.

He's got a live one. Why wait until the Republicans pull out the full court smear machine and attempt to destroy his credibility. Get him in there first.

[Patsy Stone]

23. I feel like I should be watching the Spelling Bee.

I don't know why.

[RevCheesehead]

40. I watched some of that today on ESPN.

Spelling Bees, apparently, qualify as sports.

[Berry Cool]

61. I don't think they do, but I'm glad they're televised now.

If only that were true back when I did them!

[Berry Cool]

66. HEY! Keith WILL be here to give us Bonus Keith on Sunday!!!!!

:loveya: Keith.

Do you get the feeling he's got a BIIIIG, BIIIIG vacation lined up for after the 3rd? I sure do!

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

24. Hi guys!!!!

:hi: :hi: Happy Friday!!!!

[Berry Cool]

32. Hi bunny, m, Boreal and Wolfie!

:hi: Hey Wolfie, are they going to try to hold the kids back now? That's the last news I saw.

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

37. Yeah, what up with that????

[WolverineDG]

62. It's called "being in denial"

:crazy:

dg

[WolverineDG]

53. They can try

but the Court of Appeals has the final say if the judge fails to vacate her order by Monday.

dg

[Patsy Stone]

36. Hi, mo!

Happy Friday to you, too! :toast:

[bleever]

34. Rob Riggle fell asleep on Richard Wolffe

in a Daily Show skit about the campaign bus this week. Richard was doing his best not to crack up.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

42. It's amazing

he didn't crush him.

:hi:

[bleever]

47. Or eat him.

Guy's huge.

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

43. I saw that!

And yeah, he was giggling like Harvey Korman. :hi:

[bleever]

44. LOL.

RIP, Harvey.

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

55. Indeed.

I loved watching Tim Conway try to crack him up, and succeeding.

[bunny planet]

35. Circle of Trust reference

LOL

[bunny planet]

41. Oh Keef thank you, you heard me ask where I could see the entire McClellan

interview. You are so considerate. I feel like buying you a tie.

[Berry Cool]

THE WEEKEND FINALS! THE DNC RULES COMMITTEE!!!!!

SATURDAY, SATURDAY, SATURDAY!!!!!!!

[WolverineDG]

73. Oh boy, there's "Must See TV"

not.

dg

[Patsy Stone]

83. Yet

I'm pretty sure I'll be watching. :crazy:

[RevCheesehead]

45. Maybe you could silkscreen a bunny tie for him?

:hi: He loves you.

[bunny planet]

48. Oh I know (said in my best Sybille from Fawlty Towers voice)

[Berry Cool]

57. How smart of them to run it again, instead of another Lockup.

I'm sure it will still get decent ratings.

[Patsy Stone]

63. Are there any

prisons they haven't shown me yet? Jeez.

[bunny planet]

64. It was a coup getting that interview.

Yeah KO.

[Patsy Stone]

52. Good luck, Robert Wexler and David Bonoir

May the Force be with you tomorrow.

[RevCheesehead]

58. And may the wisdom of Yoda follow them.

"Delegates you say? Count caucuses you do not? Hmmm..."

[Patsy Stone]

65. "Another round of golf claps..."

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

54. Is attrition another word for revenge?

:shrug:

[Patsy Stone]

59. Well

Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose... or so they say.

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

68. I'm praying that Hills decides to "exit gracefully" next week

but I rather doubt it.

[Patsy Stone]

69. Gracefully

was about a month and a half ago.

[Berry Cool]

70. How about the powers that be just gently show her the door

and, if necessary, carry her and Bill out of it kicking and screaming?

Side note: Sit on the back of your jacket, Keith.

[bunny planet]

71. please oh please oh please oh please

oh please,
Make her go away.

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

76. My thoughts exactly Bunny

I wish she would just disappear.

You know one year ago we were at your showing at the gallery in Chicago. That was a good night.

[bunny planet]

84. Oh wow that's right Mo, that was a fun time, thanks for remembering.

I hope to show there again soon, I'll keep you posted.

[Patsy Stone]

86. That was a year ago?

Wow.

[WolverineDG]

95. Could my boobs be any lower???

:cry:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

102. That

is between you and your boobs. :)

You look great -- shut up.

[WolverineDG]

90. You have to have grace

in order to do that.

dg

[bunny planet]

72. worst performance since Glitter

something tells me she can top both those performances for worst, and soon.

[Patsy Stone]

79. That's a tall order.

What a dog of a movie. It wasn't even fabulously bad like Showgirls. It was just bad, bad.

[bunny planet]

87. I've still not seen Showgirls. I really should, I hear its the height of unintentionally

funny.

[Patsy Stone]

91. This is how it goes

It's so bad that five minutes into it, you're sure it's the worst movie ever. Fifteen minutes into it, you have to go buy a copy so you own it forever. :)

[bunny planet]

93. oh now I have to see it. That sounds marvelous.

I love that kind of movie.

[bleever]

98. Damn, another gap in my cultural knowledge.

I see Elizabeth Berkley has a new show somewhere.

[WolverineDG]

106. Step it up & Dance on Bravo

where all the performers are IN AWE of her because she really had to learn how to dance & stuff for Showgirls & that really earned their respect...no fake.

dg

[bleever]

110. I'm ashamed I knew anything about that.

I'm tainted.

[WolverineDG]

116. I'm not ashamed to say

that Bravo & all their ratty reality shows own me.

dg

[Patsy Stone]

108. Yep

it's on Bravo. It seems she's quite a lively dancer.

[bleever]

112. The insanity

is expanding.

[Patsy Stone]

123. Congrats to you, Berry, and Botany on your DUzys!

:party:

[bleever]

124. Ctrl-F

is my friend.

Thanks!

[RevCheesehead]

75. Keith beat Billow in the ratings by 26%

Told ya so. :7

Make that 26%, not 25%.

[Berry Cool]

80. He says "You and I" did it.

Keith, have we told you lately that we :loveya: ?

[bleever]

88. He was looking right at you when he said it, Berry.

He didn't even try to hide it.

[Berry Cool]

96. Bleev, you're such a tease.

So is Keith. Still flogging his book, I see.

[bleever]

81. That "McBush" picture is creepy.

Reeeeally creepy.

[Berry Cool]

85. Yea Rachel!!!! Here to talk about McSame not knowing Iraq from a hole in the ground

although at this point, it's hard to tell the difference.

Getting lots of RMOS, not so much KOOS tonight.

Oh, spoke too soon...that was DELICIOUS three-quarter KOOS!!!! :bounce:

[Berry Cool]

94. Why am I not at all surprised to learn that the introduction to the message on Gramps' Web site

opens with "My Friends"? :banghead:

[Patsy Stone]

92. Hello, my dear Rachel.

:loveya:

[Berry Cool]

101. Keith finally gets his digs in at Rupe Murdoch right on the show

for saying he was "crazy" when he was at Fox Sports and that was why he fired Keith. :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

105. $100,000 a month?

I am in the wrong business.

[bunny planet]

97. Oh boy

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x3332415

[ralps]

99. Today's worst person in the world is Rupert Murcoch! for saying that he had fired

Keith Olbermann & Saying that Keith was Crazy!! LOL :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :popcorn:

[Patsy Stone]

100. Rachel Ray's terrorist EVOOlution.

Okay, admitting right here I can't stand Rachel Ray. I just want to whack her with a 2x4.

[bunny planet]

103. Gawd, we have sunk so low.

Every hipster in Williamsburg 718 wears that scarf, are they all terrorists now too? Its been a reoccuring fashion statement in NYC (and other places) for decades. The kafiyeh ( I think that's what its called) its not just for Arabs anymore.

I won't boycott Dunkin Donuts though. I lerve that kawfee.

[RevCheesehead]

104. Thank you, Keith, for WPITW tonight.

I take some comfort in realizing that someone like you can be fired, and still not only land on your feet, but run to win the race for broadcast excellence.

Proud to know ya, sir. :patriot: :hug:

[Berry Cool]

107. If anyone is proof you can land on your feet again and again, it's Keith.

Just keep using him as a career model.

[Berry Cool]

113. "...and then I'm going door-to-door with the show."

AAAAIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! The day we've been waiting for has COME!!!!!! :bounce:

It's Keith taking the show on the road...DOOR TO DOOR!!!!!

Ding-dong...Keith calling...! :loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

114. Words of wisdom, Berry...

just keep repeating them to me when I need to hear it, OK? :hug:

[Berry Cool]

117. I'll gladly repeat it anytime

and also remind you that if you hear a knock on your door, be sure to go see who it is. You never know who could happen along peddling a live and in-person version of his show.

Um, Keith, you probably need quite a bit of room to do the show. I suggest we use my bedroom.

[RevCheesehead]

118. more incentive to get my doorbell fixed.

Oooh! Door-to-door Keith!! Gull Bay, here we come!!!! :bounce::bounce:

[Patsy Stone]

120. We just leave the door open

for Elijah. Maybe you should try that in case Keith is in the neighborhood?

[RevCheesehead]

121. Do I need to buy some Mogan David?

:D

[Patsy Stone]

122. Noooo

Even Elijah knows that's crap. ;)

[ralps]

109. LOL A BillO Remix!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

111. "The Bartender of Life needs to cut you off."

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

115. Johnny Depp alert!!

USA network is showing Pirates! :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

119. I TiVo'd the third one

and I'm saving it for a rainy day. Yum!