KOEB Meeting: 06/19/08 -- McCain Cries Poverty Edition

[Patsy Stone]

:hi:, all!

[SeattleGirl]

1. Hi Patsy! Howdy all!

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

4. Hi Pats and SG!

:hi: Keith is wearing one of my fave ensembles!! :loveya: Thanks Keith!!!!

I wouldn't be surprised if this week is the last we see of him for a bit. I think MSNBC is going to MAKE him take a vacation.

[SeattleGirl]

10. Hi Berry!

I'm drooling too! :loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

34. It's a good one

and it more than makes up for the horror of the other night.

:hi:

[SharonRB]

2. Hi, Pats

and SG

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

3. Hey Sharon!

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

38. Hiya, Shar!

I'm already having trouble keeping up with the thread. This isn't good. I'm paying more attention to the show, and trying to dodge the DH's "It's time for Keith; pay attention to me!" dance. :)

[SharonRB]

43. And my dad called at 7:52 and was still on with him

when it started. Then my daughter got home and she and Dave came upstairs and both started talking. Happens every night.

[SharonRB]

5. Oh, yes!

KO is talking about McSame's FEC problems. Go, Keith!

[Berry Cool]

7. Hi Sha-Sha!

:hi: Damn, I forgot the disk in my DVD recorder was full. Had to replace. Now I'll have to record the 10 PM too.

[SharonRB]

9. Hi, Berry

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

37. Hey Berry!

FYI, I found last night's Countdown (sans ads) on I-Tunes (just in case you miss it)!?!

[Berry Cool]

80. I would subscribe to that, but I have dialup right now

and downloading a single episode takes 10 hours. Believe me, I tried.

I'll have to wait until I get a faster connection after I move.

[bleever]

6. McCain's hat only says "Navy"

because the "Old" part is understood.

:hi:

[SharonRB]

8. Good one

:rofl:

[bleever]

13. My dad is McCain's age

(though he looks younger), so I don't want to be ageist; on the other hand, I sure wouldn't want my dad to be President.

[SeattleGirl]

11. Hehe!

Hi bleever! :hi:

[Berry Cool]

12. Tee hee.

I bet the aftershave he wears is "Spice."

Because, well... :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

17. Go Keith!

He's accusing network TV anchors of not doing their homework or acting smart enough to interpret this!

(Oh, they're not gonna like that...)

[bleever]

18. If Cindy cheated on him,

he'd just be "cuck".

[Berry Cool]

19. When he wants to visit the temple of country music

he visits the Grand Opry.

[SeattleGirl]

21. And he has a dog named Yeller

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

23. And drinks Milwaukee beer.

:hi:, SG!

[SeattleGirl]

26. His favorite book is The Man and The Sea

:P

[Patsy Stone]

30. His best friend is Mother Hubbard.

We could do this for weeks. :)

[bleever]

31. He drives

a 'smobile.

[Berry Cool]

35. At New Year's he sings "Lang Syne"

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

33. If he were Canadian

he'd drink Vienna beer.

[SeattleGirl]

36. He loves to sing "MacDonald Had a Farm" to the grandkiddies.

[SharonRB]

53. OMG -- you have to see this site I just found

I'm laughing so hard I've got tears streaming down my face.

http://www.olde-farts.com/

[Patsy Stone]

58. LOL!

We should submit his picture. :rofl:

[SharonRB]

63. That lady on the home page cracked me up!

I was trying to tell Dave about it and I couldn't even get the words out I was laughing so hard.

[Patsy Stone]

69. I'll bet she's real

and I'd even venture to say she's Cuban. :)

[SharonRB]

72. That was my exact thought when I saw her

She reminded me of a picture my former best friend took when he was in Cuba.

[Patsy Stone]

95. I googled Cuban old cigar lady:

We're right again!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/03/uk_your_perspective_on_the_world0_10-16_may_2003/html/5.stm

[SeattleGirl]

97. ZOMG!

She shoots, she scores!!!!

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

102. From way downtown...

BANG! :rofl:

[SharonRB]

103. I knew it!

I'm sure that's the same woman Mike had a picture of.

[SharonRB]

And he enjoys going to the Town area in Chicago

[GigiMommy]

51. And he went to Dominion University.

[Patsy Stone]

54. He's so School.

:)

[SharonRB]

55. And he drinks Tyme lemonade

[SeattleGirl]

59. I hear he likes to drink Grandad

:hide:

[Berry Cool]

86. Got his graduate degree from Miss.

[Patsy Stone]

99. Where he toasted his success with Fashioneds.

[Berry Cool]

110. Give him that Time Religion.

[RevCheesehead]

114. Where he can cling to the Rugged Cross.

Yay! I thought of one! :bounce:

[SeattleGirl]

116. :snork:

:rofl:

And quite appropriate, too!

[Patsy Stone]

He'll read from The Testament.

[RevCheesehead]

124. *ahem*

That's the HEBREW Bible, missy. (that's what they told me in Biblical Studies, anyways. It's not PC to use that word anymore.)

[Patsy Stone]

146. Which word isn't PC?

Yes, it's the Hebrew bible, the one that came first. That was the joke.

The lyrics to the song are:

Gimme that old time religion
It's good enough for me
It was good for the Hebrew children...

See, it's an "old" theme. :)

[RevCheesehead]

148. I know..

I was being a smartass. (is that one or two words, or hyphenated?)

[Berry Cool]

175. This whole SUBTHREAD is not PC!

[SharonRB]

134. And then he'll go to the movies to see

No Country for Men, The 40-Year Virgin, Arsenic and Lace and Grumpy Men.

[SeattleGirl]

137. ROFL!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

32. See what you started?

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

90. This splinter thread is hysterical!

It deserves a DUZY all it's own! :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

94. It is pretty funny, isn't it?

:rofl:

[GigiMommy]

46. Hi Bleever!!!

:spray:

[RevCheesehead]

68. Yeah....

...so is the "Bean" part, too. :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

Hi GGM and Rev!!!!

:hi: We're having a gay time with McCain tonight, IfyaknowwhatImean.

[RevCheesehead]

92. You guys are cracking me up!!

And I'm laughing too hard to think of anything to add! :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

115. Then sing along with us:

"Tie a yellow ribbon 'round the oak tree..."

[SharonRB]

119. And then we can sing

"We'll have a hot time in the town tonight."

[SeattleGirl]

125. Followed by:

"Carry Me Back to Virginny"

[RevCheesehead]

128. ROFLMAO!!!

To Vulcan mind-melds!!! :toast:

[SeattleGirl]

132. I know! I just saw yours!

Here:

[RevCheesehead]

135. Thanks, but you were first.

I'm still catching up on the damned thread! :D

[RevCheesehead]

127. and "Carry me back to Virginnie"

[Berry Cool]

177. "Goodbye, Paint, I'm goin' to Cheyenne."

[CC]

130. His favorite movie of 2007

was No Country for Men.

[SeattleGirl]

133. LOL! Good one, CC!

:rofl:

[CC]

139. It took work trying to make sure

no one else had already got to it.:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

174. He was also fond of Grumpy Men back when it came out.

[SharonRB]

142. Ahem...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=315&topic_id=122993&mesg_id=123131

[CC]

151. I missed it anyway.

See told you it was work. :rofl:

[SharonRB]

153. Actually, we may have posted pretty much at the same time

[CC]

161. Saw that though you came up with

a list.

[rocktivity]

14. McCain says Obama went back on his word

But McCain never gave his.

:headbang:
rocknation

[SeattleGirl]

15. Hey rocknation!

McCain's word has been all over the place.

:hi:

[rocktivity]

16. Keith says that Gorgeous George and Charlie Gibson "didn't read the whole paper!"

:rofl:
rocknation

[Berry Cool]

24. Professor Olbermann says they haven't done their homework.

They get an F for not doing the reading.

I love how Obama is just turning politics upside down. And I love how Keith is pointing it out.

Speaking of old, why are we talking about Fred Thompson again? Isn't it his bedtime?

[ralps]

20. Hi Patsy, Hi Everyone!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SeattleGirl]

22. Hi ralps!

:hi:

[ralps]

25. Hi SeattleGirl!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

40. Hi ralps!

Yea! Jonathan Turley brings us truth and KOOS! :loveya:

[ralps]

49. Hi BerryBush, Yay!! & thank you Jonathan for telling us the truth about the "compromise"

& Boo for Steny Hoyer & the Blue Dog Democrats! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :grr:

[GigiMommy]

48. Hi Ralps!!!

:hi: Love the Kitty!

[ralps]

50. Hi GigiMommy! Thanks!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[GigiMommy]

27. Hello Everybody!!!

:hi: Cassie and Freckles are playing outside. I get the TV again! Yay!

[SeattleGirl]

28. Hi Gigi!

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

61. HI SG!!!

:hi: Gorgeous early evening.

[SharonRB]

29. Hi, Gigi

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

65. Hi Sharon!!

:hi: How's your daughter doing?

[SharonRB]

76. She's doing really well

Thanks for asking.

[Patsy Stone]

79. That's wonderful news!

:woohoo:

[SeattleGirl]

39. Jonathan!!!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

42. Wheeeeee!

I'd like to see him on the SCOTUS.

[SeattleGirl]

44. Oh, me too!

He is SOOOOO good at Constitutional law!

[GigiMommy]

41. Way to go, Sen. Feingold!!! Hoyer's a Fool

:loveya: :applause:

[Patsy Stone]

45. Wish he were my senator.

Really. :hi:

[RevCheesehead]

138. Move here!

Seriously - think of the fun we'd have!! :toast:

[Patsy Stone]

150. You, me, and all the beer and cheese I can consume?

Bonus! :toast:

[RevCheesehead]

152. That would be Absolutely Fabulous!

http://www.dw-world.de/image/0,,1276970_1,00.jpg

[Patsy Stone]

162. Sweetie

It so would. So far, the closest we've come to meeting is when I made Sharon call you from the shores of Lake Michigan so I could listen to your outgoing answering machine message. One day, we will rectify this.

[RevCheesehead]

170. Before I was a pastor, I had funnier ones than that.

My fave was intersplicing my message about studying for exams with the music from Monty Python's Holy Grail, using the scene from the Black Knight.

cue music: dum-da-dum, da da-da-da....
"Hi, this is Ruth"
(sword jab: Ha!)
da da, da da, da da-da-da...
I'm busy studying and can't get to the phone...
(swords clash: grunting)

and so on...
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/hg/wound.wav
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/hg/bleed.wav
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/hg/knight.wav
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/hg/looney.wav

[ralps]

52. Yay!! For my Senator Russ Feingold!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

120. What did Russ do?

Damn - I'm gonna have to watch the repeat to find out what the show is about! :P

[Botany]

47. Drive by blog

I was just lying on a trampoline with a black lab in my underwear ...
my son asked why ... and I told him I would bet him that I was the only man
in America lying on a trampoline in boxer briefs playing w/
a black lab right now ..... he laughed and now off to the pool

[Berry Cool]

91. "I was just lying on a trampoline with a black lab in my underwear ...

"...how a black lab got in my underwear I'll never know."

[RevCheesehead]

144. Cuddles - -

You really should try Match.com. :spank:

[Botany]

158. I tried that

Single male w/ large black lab looking for fun .... Red Roof & Taco Bell on me.

[RevCheesehead]

160. You would.

It's surprising Steph hasn't responded yet. :)

[Botany]

165. Just her normal restraining order

I did tell her she looked nice on Larry King the other night today .... and I didn't
say she looked very humpable either .... nothing.

:cry:

[Patsy Stone]

164. Well, now I see your failure

you forgot to mention the underwear and the trampoline. Remember, chicks dig it. :hi:

[Botany]

167. Did I ever tell all of you that you are my Fav?

[Patsy Stone]

168. Yes

But don't ever stop telling me.

p.s. I loved Steph's metallic green leather Mrs. Peel jacket.

[Botany]

173. 2 guys looking to kick some ass

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6386903

[Patsy Stone]

178. That

is waaaay hot.

[GigiMommy]

176. OH YUMMY! Let's eat!!

:woohoo:

[ralps]

56. Awwww Poor Kitty but He/she's a cutie!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :hug:

[GigiMommy]

57. Cassie popped in to say

:hi: HI HI!!!:bounce:

[SeattleGirl]

60. HI HI!! to Cassie!!

:bounce: :bounce:

:hi:

[ralps]

67. Hi Cassie!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

93. Hi Cassie!

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

62. Hi, everyone!

I'da been here sooner, except my brother called me to chat. He's at a baseball game, and is bored. :hi:

[Patsy Stone]

64. Cheese!

It seems we've all fallen victim to family interruptions this evening.

[Berry Cool]

70. 'Cept me. Mine knows better.

Oh, Keith, could I POSSIBLY love you more?

"Roto-Rooter, that's the name, we'll suck the little kitties out of your drain."

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

73. Mission freakin' 'complished.

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

81. It's gotta be a conspiracy.

I didn't bother to tell the repuke, "Dammit, it's Keith time." He so rarely calls, I was glad to hear from him.

[SeattleGirl]

66. Rev!!!

:hi: :loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

82. Girrrrrrl!!

:hi: :loveya:

[ralps]

71. Hi RevCheesehead, How are you all doing & Hi to Oreo, CC & lil' Keith! Is he at

a brewers game? :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

84. Nope - the Harrisburg Senators.

I guess Arlyn is playing right field. ;)

He took the kids out for the night. I asked Sarah if she ate a hot dog, and she said, "No, because my Dad is too cheap." :rofl:

[bleever]

78. I've gotten work-related calls.

"Hey, I'm KOEBin' ovah heah!"

[RevCheesehead]

87. Or, in my case, EDV'in.

I haven't even had time to look at Keith yet! :hi:

[Berry Cool]

122. What a shame. Catch him on the rerun, then.

Otherwise would be a waste of one gorgeous man.

[GigiMommy]

83. Hi Rev!!!

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

89. Hi, Gigi and Cassie!

:hi: :hi:

[CC]

96. Must be a Phillies game.

:hide:


aaarrrrgggghhhhh people keep calling here. They should know better.

[SeattleGirl]

98. Hi CC!!

:hi:

[CC]

104. Hi, Congrats on your job!!!!

May it be even better than you are hoping it is.

[SeattleGirl]

108. Thanks!

Got the formal written offer today! :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[CC]

143. Get all those papers signed...

makes it seem more real then. :woohoo:

[GigiMommy]

105. Hi CC!!

:hi: :hug:

[CC]

117. Hi Gigi....

whispers to Cassie"I don't live far from Jon & Kate Plus Eight circus, um family" But I haven't run into them yet.

[GigiMommy]

169. Cassie's VERY impressed!

She :loveya: LOVES that show!

[RevCheesehead]

111. LOL! Everyone's giving us Keithus Interruptus!

Nope, it's a Harrisburg Senators game. They're playing Trenton. :)

[Berry Cool]

126. Hey CC.

Sorry you've had to add more halos of late to the fur ones.

[CC]

145. Thanks Berry.

:hug:

[GigiMommy]

74. RACHEL!!!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[SeattleGirl]

75. RACHEL!!!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

77. Didn't Rachel have a lightly pinstriped suit?

:loveya:, Rach!

[Berry Cool]

101. Hi bleev!

:hi: Let's all imitate Rupert Murdoch! AAAARRRRGHHHH!

[SharonRB]

85. Zell Lieberman

I'm shocked, I tell you!

[bleever]

88. Lieberman to speak at GOP Convention?!?

They're going to need to put a microphone up McCain's ass.

[Patsy Stone]

112. For about one second

you sounded surprised.

And, ewwwwww. You think there's a long line of people vying for that sound check assignment? :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

155. ....

:spray: :rofl:

[ralps]

100. Today's worst person in the world is Paula Froelich (sp?) of the NY Post's page 6

for saying Chris Matthews & Keith Olbermann are vying for Tim Russert's job! Totally untrue!! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :wtf:

[Berry Cool]

106. Whew, did he just rip her a new one or what????

Wonder how he found out what bullshit they were planning to publish this time before they published it.

Tomorrow's issue should be interesting... :scared:

[SeattleGirl]

113. Keith just kicked her ass to Georgia and back for that.

Thank you, Keith!

[RevCheesehead]

107. Oh, Crap!

C.C. just jumped in my arms and peed all over me!! :freak: :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

109. .......

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ralps]

118. Oh No!!! Bad CC Aunie ralps is saying WTFrell???

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :wtf: :spank:

[RevCheesehead]

131. He just got excited and sprayed me.

Never had a cat do that to me before. Pee-yew! :)

[CC]

149. Bad CC.

Maybe he is marking you are his territory.:shrug:

[RevCheesehead]

156. Nah, he was just glad to see me.

Earlier, while checking my messages, he jumped on my shoulders with full claws extended. x(

[CC]

163. Ouch ouch ouch

That cat has got to learn a better way to show his happiness.

[RevCheesehead]

172. He's still young.

He thinks he's a 3 lb kitty. :)

[Berry Cool]

129. Don't you mean "oh, piss"?

Oh well.

[Patsy Stone]

140. LOL

:spray:

[RevCheesehead]

141. Yup.

But I was too busy trying to wash it off me! :D

[Patsy Stone]

121. Dana: "You remember GodZella?"

:rofl:

[ralps]

123. LOL Joe LIEberman as GodZella!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl: :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

136. Jennifer Hudson expects Obama to contact her about helping him?

What's she going to do? Give him the lowdown on how to rent designer handbags? :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

147. LOL, Dan Abrams is out-reverse-Foxing Fox!

He found a clip of McSame saying "I never loved my country until I was deprived of her company"!!!!!!!

And he's telling off his right-wing-tool guest for what he's saying about Obama!!!! You go Dan!!!!

[SeattleGirl]

154. Yeah, Lars Larson. Scourge of the west coast. Specifically,

Portland, where he's based.

[RevCheesehead]

159. And Jonathan Alter is tearing him a new ass over his comments on Michelle!

I've never seen him so angry! You go, dude! :applause:

[Patsy Stone]

166. I wish that service existed here.

Come to think of it, if it didn't before the movie, I'll bet it does now.

[SharonRB]

171. There are a number of Web sites

http://www.bagborroworsteal.com/


http://www.frombagstoriches.com/rentbag/pc/index.asp


http://www.kissmybag.com/

[Patsy Stone]

179. Why, thank you, ma'am!

:woohoo:

[SharonRB]

180. Beg, Borrow or Steal is actually the one that was on SATC

On their site, they make good use of that.

[Patsy Stone]

181. I thought that was the one

I knew it sounded familiar, but I haven't had a chance to get to those links yet.

[Patsy Stone]

157. GMTA!