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("KOEB Puppet Theatre" title...)
GOGI PUPPET: How sad! No Keith tonight, because of the Blivet**'s speech!
BERRYBUSH PUPPET: I'm SOOOO depressed! Forced to work late, and then I get out sooner than I thought I would, and there's nothing to watch but the Chimp!
REV. CHEESEHEAD PUPPET: At least I'm drinking!
BLIVET** PUPPET (ON TV): Freedom...9/11...fight them there rather than at home...freedom...terrarists...
CRISPINI PUPPET: I only wish *I* was drinking! (PALMETTO BUG PUPPET appears and begins to attack her) Oh NOOOO! It's a PALMETTO BUG!!!! A GIANT FLYING ROACH!!!! HELP!! HELP!!!
SHARON RB PUPPET: Well, we would, but...we're ONLY ONLINE!!!
GOGI PUPPET: Crispi, are you SURE you're NOT drinking??
BLIVET** PUPPET (ON TV): 9/11...terrarism...we will have courage...nucular...freedom...
WOLVERINE DG PUPPET: This is scary!
RHIANNON 12866 PUPPET: You're telling me! Five years, and he STILL can't pronounce "nuclear"!
PATSY STONE PUPPET (WITH DOOBIE): You know, you guys, when I listen to this, even *I* have to ask "What the HELL is he smoking?"
BLIVET** PUPPET (ON TV): "Freedom...terrarists..9/11...we will teach the Iraqis to defend themselves...free..."
RHIANNON 12866 PUPPET: That's it! I can't STAND IT ANYMORE! I'm going to BASH the TV IN! Someone give me a weapon!!
BLIVET** PUPPET (ON TV, WITH 2-by-4): "Need some wood? Heh heh heh!"
EVERYONE: AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
("KOEB Puppet Theatre" closing title)
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