KOEB Meeting 7/31/08 Play Baseball Cards, Not Race Cards Edition

[Berry Cool]

There, isn't that better? Sounds much better in your bicycle spokes, too.

:hi: Join us!!

[Patsy Stone]

1. I'll take the high road, you take the low road.

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

2. And I'll get to Scotch before you.

:hi: Hi Pats!

[Patsy Stone]

5. Hey, Berry, et. al.

Hey, it looks like we didn't get such a good grade on our thread last night.

[Berry Cool]

7. The teacher obviously favors boys.

:hi: Hi, Sha-Sha and Rev!

[SharonRB]

10. Glad I wasn't there

It hurts me too much to get bad grades. :(

[Patsy Stone]

16. He didn't even grade on a curve.

Harsh midterm.

So, Obama's problem is being too popular. Yeah, McCain only wishes that was his problem.

[SharonRB]

3. Hi, all!

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

8. Good eveling.

(That's what they say at my favorite sushi restaurant when you come in.)

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

36. Hi Sharon!

I guess the clubhouse gets kinda dull when we're not around. :hi:

[SharonRB]

44. Hi, Rev!

I guess so. Glad things are going better for you at work and that the troublemaker is gone, gone, gone.

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

47. Thanks.

Although no final decisions have been made yet, and my future is still rather uncertain. I'm just living day to day.

[Berry Cool]

98. Well, as Keith said,

"We're all day to day."

[RevCheesehead]

4. Exxon can kiss my gas.

:hi: Hi, everyone!

[Patsy Stone]

6. What she said!

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

9. Hi Patsy!

What's a dollar bill? :hi:

[Patsy Stone]

13. Once upon a time

people had paper money. Ah, the salad days.

[Berry Cool]

11. Yeah, can you believe it?

Exxon profits are obscene.

[my2sense]

12. Greetings Everyone

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

17. Hi jazzy!!

:hi: Glad to have you in our groovy gang!!

[SharonRB]

30. Hi, jazzy

Welcome again!

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

14. So Gramps was in Wisconsin?

No wonder the air smelled crappier than usual. :freak:

[bleever]

75. Just when you thought your dairy air

couldn't smell worse. :)

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

79. The other night, the dairy air smelled like pig shit.

We're all-inclusive here. :hi:

[Berry Cool]

99. Now Rev,

you're gettin' a little personal there.

I mean, telling us all how your dairy air smells and all.

[ralps]

15. hi berryBush, Hi Everyone!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

21. Hi ralps!

:hi: Man, McCain and his people have NOTHING. Obama didn't walk into the propeller blades, Howard--he spun them right into Grampy's face. It was an Acme Propeller, and the Road Runner beats Wile E. Coyote again!

[Patsy Stone]

What is Howard drinking this evening?

Because he seemed a little too optimistic regarding McCain, imo.

[RevCheesehead]

37. Hi ralps and Crook!

:hi: We're all good, and hope you are, too! :meow:

[ralps]

48. Hi RevCheesehead, Crook & I are doing good & Hi to Oreo, CC & lil' Keith! Hugs &

I posted a couple of LOL Kitties down thread! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :grouphug:

[Patsy Stone]

18. AAARRRGGGHHHH!!! MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!!

LIEberman!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!

[my2sense]

20. He's definately a downer

:silly:

[RevCheesehead]

23. He also moonlights as a turtle.

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

26. OMG, I am ROFL for sure.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

29. Yikes!!!! McSame's campaign manager looks like Jeffrey Dahmer!!!!

In his mug shot, too! :scared:

[RevCheesehead]

33. Was he licking his chops?

Or eyeing the young aides suspiciously?

[SharonRB]

38. You're not the only one who thought that

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6567770

[Berry Cool]

43. What can I say?

I know how to nail 'em. :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

31. Here's the chaser:

[Patsy Stone]

35. ROFL

:spray:

[RevCheesehead]

41. Try the veal, tip the waiter...

or is that tip the veal, try the waiter?

[Patsy Stone]

55. Well

I suppose that would depend on how cute the waiter is.

[RevCheesehead]

58. Some of us don't have the luxury...

of being choosy. :P

[my2sense]

42. oohhhh...stop it - McShame has a twin

:rofl: :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

Hey, jazzy!

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

19. Joe, nobody listens to you...

so you might as well shut the fuck up.

[Berry Cool]

24. Lieberman say: "If bad, stupid, desperate campaign ad is inevitable,

"relax and enjoy it."

[RevCheesehead]

25. He musta gone to the same place as Bobby Knight.

You know, the Asshole Academy.

[Patsy Stone]

22. So, have we or have we not discussed

the fact that Bob Shrum is a "celebrity guest" on the Air America cruise this year?

Oh.My.God. Stuck on a boat with Bob Shrum? Somebody, please, kill me now.

[RevCheesehead]

27. I wonder if Chris Matthews is with him.

Hang me now.

[SharonRB]

28. Well, Shrum and Lionel would probably do you in for sure

[Patsy Stone]

32. The combo

would be lethal, you're right. :)

[Berry Cool]

34. I hate to sound dumb

but is Bob Shrum like a Dem jinx?

[Berry Cool]

39. Keith looks like he has another person hiding inside the back of his jacket tonight.

Keith, as the Fonz would say, "Sit on it."

[SharonRB]

40. Pretty much, yeah.

[Berry Cool]

50. Lionel would definitely be my number-one candidate for walking the plank.

He's so annoying, and I heard he hates Keith, too.

[SharonRB]

52. I'm fortunate enough not to get his show here

[Berry Cool]

59. I only got it when he was still on Air America on XM.

Now that they switched the channel to America Left and mixed up the programming with non-Air Americans (such as two hours of Stephanie--sadly they don't get the first hour, they do the last one of Young Turks) and Randi who is now Nova M, they have shitcanned his show. I sure don't miss the ads for it. They were annoying as hell.

[Berry Cool]

54. Thank you, Paul Krugman, for the KOOS.

:loveya: And for appearing with an orange backdrop, not a green one.

Checking Keith's back...no, no extra person there. Although I'd like to feel around a bit inside it just to make sure.

[Patsy Stone]

46. He's either a jinx

or simply the most ineffective campaign strategist in the world who had the luck of going up against the BFEE with their cheatin' ways. Until Mark Penn came along, his name was synonymous with loser. Now, thanks to Penn, he doesn't look so stupid in comparison.

[Berry Cool]

61. NO ONE could look as bad as Mark Penn.

I amend that...the Jeffrey Dahmer Lookalike could.

[bleever]

83. He would surely make you lose

your sunglasses, if not something more important.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

90. What's the point of all you can eat

when you're too nauseous?

:hi:

[bleever]

93. Sounds like a business model to me!

LOL.

:hi:

[ralps]

45. Here's the nightly LOL Kitty Photos

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

49. Oh, that second photo!

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

62. That's the one that got me too!

:rofl: Another laugh I needed badly! Thanks, ralps!

[ralps]

65. You're welcome Berrybush & RevCheesehead!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[GigiMommy]

70. Cassie sez "She wishes she could bounce like that!"

:hi: :bounce:

[ralps]

77. Hi GigiMommy! & Cassie!! Hugs

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :grouphug:

[bleever]

85. Brian Sussman is pretty despicable.

I've heard him by accident a couple times, and was fixated by the thoroughness of his stupidity.

[Berry Cool]

88. Hi GGM, Cassie and bleev!

:hi: Although I'm mad at bleev...I think he got better grades than us last night only because he's a boy.

[ralps]

51. Yay for Paul Krugman!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

53. Paul Krugman

a rare guest, and Berry gets her KOOS.

[my2sense]

56. Finally some truth - No new oil until 2017

It's simply feel good politricks.

[RevCheesehead]

57. It's the bright shiny object we're supposed to look at.

While they pocket their record profits... :grr:

[Patsy Stone]

60. Yep

and I don't understand why the Republicans are winning this fight.

[Berry Cool]

63. All we ever hear about is how we MUST do offshore drilling.

I can think of a few holes that need to be drilled, but not offshore. :grr: Although, frankly, these people already have enough holes in their heads.

[Berry Cool]

64. Ah yes, another day, another tattoo documentary for MSNBC.

[Berry Cool]

66. And it's time for more dumb criminals in Flori-duh!!

Keith sings: "Angel in a carpet store..."

Where the heck did he get the idea that THAT was anything like a real song???? :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

71. I think it was supposed to be "Angel is a Centerfold."

At least, that's what went through my dirty mind.

[Berry Cool]

91. But it ended up more like "Heaven on the Seventh Floor."

Even Keith couldn't make up his mind what it was.

[Patsy Stone]

67. Yep... I'm surprised the light pole story made Oddball

only because I didn't think it was good enough for national stupidity. But that was pretty stupid.

:thumbsup:

[Berry Cool]

69. Face it, Pats.

In a country full of dumb criminals, Florida will always be a big contender.

To be honest, I was kind of disappointed that Keith didn't pick a great Oddball story from here a while ago for Best Persons (or maybe WPITW): a local high school had to reprint the diplomas twice this year before graduation day because the first time they had to correct some other information and the second printing had a word misspelled.

The word? "Education," of course.

Just like Fixed Noise.

[Patsy Stone]

68. Tom Lehrer is alive and well and voting for Obama

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6563017

[Berry Cool]

72. Good for him!

[Berry Cool]

76. Hurray, we get Derrick Pitts tonight.

But even better, Unca Dick is going to be on WPITW tonight! Oh thank you, Keith!!! I need so badly to see you screw up your face and do your impression of him tonight!!

[Patsy Stone]

80. Cue the Penguin...

I love Jon Stewart's Cheney. Puts me away every time.

[GigiMommy]

73. Hi Everybody!!! Doing another Drive-By!

:hi: Busy making a "Sweet Potato Gooey Butter Cake" for Cassie's Art Camp Finale tomorrow. Will catch the 10 o'clock show.

[my2sense]

78. Hi GigiMommy

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

81. When you're done, will you post the recipe, please?

That sounds positively yummy! :9

[Patsy Stone]

84. I was hoping

she could just send one over. But, yeah, the recipe would be nice too. :)

[RevCheesehead]

94. My God....

You really DO have a series of tubes, don't you? :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

74. Now Chris is wearing Keith's grey suit.

That thing must be sewn up in Velcro.

[Berry Cool]

82. HAH! I never saw the part of the Swiffer broom-in-the-hot-tub ad

where the broom stands at the glass door and DROPS ITS TOWEL in front of the woman!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

87. Keith's Dick Cheney was perfect!!!!

Disgusting, but perfect!!!!

And the back of his jacket had risen up so far, he made Dick look like a hunchback!!!!

Ah, and now we get to finish with Derrick Pitts.

[ralps]

86. Today's worst person in the world is VP Dick Cheney! for kicking around ideas

on how to provoke war with Iran! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :grr:

[my2sense]

89. That is simply

unbelievable. We have some crazy bastards in power.

:mad:

[Berry Cool]

92. Yeah, and if Americans get killed, "So??"

That would be Dick Vader.

[Berry Cool]

95. If aliens have been here,

I couldn't blame them if they turned around and went back.

Especially once they found out who was president of the USA.

[RevCheesehead]

96. Actually, I suspect cows.

Mostly because he keeps talking about methane.

[Patsy Stone]

97. They're the same species

I think we're all being run by an alien race.

[Berry Cool]

100. I wonder if the dairy air on Mars smells as bad as here.

Maybe it smells like pig shit.

Personally, I prefer a London Dairy Air.



So long as it's not from a mad cow, that is.

You wouldn't like cows when they get mad.