KOEB Meeting 08/05/08 I Fear NO MAN When I Have the Truth On My Side Edition

[Berry Cool]

:hi: Did you all know Keith followed Grampy to Sturgis?



And his tires were fully inflated, too.

OK. Just kidding. But join us anyway.

Oh, and Keith...I don't know how they pronounce the Berea in Kentucky, but the one in Ohio is pronounced "Bur-EE-ya," not "Bur-AY-ya," like you pronounced the one in Kentucky on Best Persons last night.

Just a helpful hint.

[Patsy Stone]

1. Miss Buffalo Chip

:rofl:

Best of luck, Cindy!

:hi:, everyone!

[Berry Cool]

3. Disgusting, eh?

:hi: Glad to see ya, Pats. Too bad Keith didn't get the memo about the gray suit, but at least we get Suskind.

[bleever]

12. I should never have googled that.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

17. Noooooo

Definitely not.

:hi:

[bleever]

40. My eyes! My eyes!

:scared:

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

18. Miss Buffalo Chip, you mean?

:hi: Oh noes!!!! Your virgin eyes, bleev!!!!! :scared:

[bleever]

43. It's worse than that.

It could practically ruin the entire concept of naked women.

[Patsy Stone]

2. * looked so young at the beginning of all of those lies

But I guess the constant lies are hard work and it takes it out of a guy.

[Berry Cool]

4. Yeah, lying turned his hair gray overnight.

LOL, it just hit me, last night's thread had the wrong date on it. We skipped poor Barack's birthday!

[Patsy Stone]

8. Whoops! My bad.

:blush:

And yes: Happy Belated Birthday, Barack! :loveya:

[Berry Cool]

13. He sure had a great day today.

Maybe he still felt the :party: today.

[Patsy Stone]

62. I caught most of the speech today

but work kept sticking its neck in so I missed a lot of the Q&A.

[my2sense]

5. Greetings!!!

:hi:

"GOP - Take pride in being ignorant"
Quote of the day by Barack Obama

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

7. Hi jazzy!

He said it perfectly!

:hi:

[my2sense]

11. I almost fell out of my chair when he said it - I think the gloves are coming offf

[Berry Cool]

16. Hi SG!

:hi: How's your life this week?

[SeattleGirl]

26. Pretty good so far.

How's by you? :hi:

[Berry Cool]

56. I'm holding up.

And things go better with Keith.

[Berry Cool]

10. I loved him today. What a showing here in my backyard.

He slapped 'em all a good one today on the tire gauge thing.

:hi: Glad to see ya, jazzy!

[Patsy Stone]

19. Hola, jazzy!

Nice to see you. :hi:

[SeattleGirl]

6. Hi Berry! Howdy all!

:hi:

I really don't want to even imagine Cindy McSame in the Miss Buffalo Chip contest! :scared:

[ralps]

9. Hi BerryBush, Hi Everyone!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SeattleGirl]

14. Hi ralps!

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

24. Hiya, SG!

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

29. Hey Patsy!!

:hi:

[ralps]

25. Hi SeattleGirl!! How are you doing?!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

20. Hello, ralps and Crook!

:hi:

[ralps]

28. Hi Patsy!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

23. Hi, ralps!

:hi: Looks like yet another book is being published to tell us that Bushco is a lying sack of crap!

[Patsy Stone]

30. Can we make the anti-Bush library yet?

It's getting close.

[SeattleGirl]

34. I'm got an anti-Bush library right here

Just don't have enough money to add all the books it needs.

[ralps]

35. Well Patsy Maybe all the Anti Bush books will be in SMU's Bush Library??

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :shrug:

[Patsy Stone]

15. Happy Birthday, Cassie!

Make a wish... :party::loveya:

[SeattleGirl]

22. Yes, happy birthday, Cassie!

And what a cool cake!



:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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[Berry Cool]

31. That's an Ace of Cakes style cake.

A joyous day to Cassie!

[GigiMommy]

95. FROGGIES!!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!

:loveya:

[GigiMommy]

90. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!

Such a COOL cake!!!!:loveya:, says Cassie.

[RevCheesehead]

21. Hi everyone.

I'm in mourning, since it now appears that Brett is going to be traded. I still want to impeach the bastards, but let's start with the ones in the office at Green Bay. :cry:

[Patsy Stone]

27. Cue Ari Fleischer

:( Sorry. :hug:

[RevCheesehead]

37. I called my nephew right away.

I asked if he knew who Ari Fleischer was. I told him he was one of the main lying sacks of crap that got us into the war. He was thoroughly disgusted.

We're hoping for a coup by the team owners (the people).

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

44. So this is all Ari's doing?!?!?!?

What's he gonna do next? Send Brett to Iraq?? :grr:

[SeattleGirl]

47. Shhhhh! Don't give 'em any ideas!

[RevCheesehead]

50. Ari is the advisor for the media coverage.

Mike (coach) is kinda trapped in the middle. Ted makes the decisions. But Brett couldn't say he was absolutely 100% behind the Packers, mostly because of the way he's been treated. I don't blame him one bit. x(

[Patsy Stone]

54. I don't think it's his doing

but I think he's going to have to manage the reaction and have people deal with the press. I still don't really know what they hired him to "consult" about, but it has to be PR and managing the message, no?

[Patsy Stone]

71. Torches and pitchforks!

[RevCheesehead]

78. Now you're talking!

:evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

32. Aw Rev

:hug: :loveya: :hug:

[RevCheesehead]

39. Yeah, and you guys got Matt.

Looks like Brett may go to Tampa Bay.

:hug:

[ralps]

33. Hi RevCheesehead, Crook & I are doing good & Hi to Oreo, CC & lil' Keith! Hugs &

Oh NO!!!! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :grouphug:

[RevCheesehead]

42. I can't believe how pissed I am about this turn of events.

I'm even secretly hoping Brett gets to go to Minnesota... then I'll be pulling for the Vikings. :wow:

:hi: to you and Crook.

[Berry Cool]

36. Oh no, Rev.

:hi: "BRETT FAVRE...oooohhhh...didn't mean to make Rev cry...If you're not back again with the Packers this year, can't go on, can't go on, 'cause then nothing really matters..." :cry:

[Berry Cool]

41. Grampy does know how to stick his foot in it, doesn't he??

And my night is made, because Keith said the magic words: "Nudity and Bananas." :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

46. "any way the wind blows..."

That made me smile. Thanks. :hug:

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

61. I try.

Look on the bright side, kiddo. If we had Brett, we probably wouldn't play him OR Brady Quinn.

[RevCheesehead]

63. I noticed that the Pack plays Tampa in October.

In Tampa Bay. Payback's a bitch... and so is Karma. :evilgrin:

[bleever]

48. Can't they trade Ari instead?

So sorry for you, Cheeseness.

:hug:

[RevCheesehead]

53. I'm still campaigning for Ted to be traded....

or sent to Gitmo. :grr:

:hug::hi:

[Botany]

38. Dive by Blog

Off to pool
I am no fool
Steph loves my tool
Keith @ 10:00 .... cool
EDVs are old school

**********

So bush & company lied to start this war ..... :wow:

[Berry Cool]

51. I know, you had no idea, eh???

Enjoy the pool, Bot. :hi:

John Dean is sure nicely decked out tonight, and he's giving us our KOOS! :loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

59. All that, and he left that green tie at home where it belongs to boot!

:thumbsup:

[WolverineDG]

45. Like hi & stuff

Sorry for the OFF TOPIC post earlier, but thought you'd be interested in an update.

:loveya: :hi:

dg

[SeattleGirl]

52. Wolvie!!!!!!

Nice to see you!

:loveya: :hug:

[RevCheesehead]

55. WOLVIE!!!

:hug::loveya::hug::loveya::hug:

How ya doing, sweetie???

[Berry Cool]

64. WOLFIE!!!!!

YOU MADE IT!! :bounce:

Sure we want an update!!

[Patsy Stone]

65. Like hi!

:bounce:

[bleever]

83. Hi, Wolvie!

Good to see ya!

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

49. John Dean!

:bounce: :bounce:

[ralps]

57. LOL Here's a fun LOL Kitty photo!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl: :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

58. OMG! That poor kittie!

:rofl:

[ralps]

60. Yep SeattleGirl! Poor Kitty!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :hug:

[SeattleGirl]

66. Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!

That Paris Hilton ad is hysterical.

And she actually made a little bit of sense with her "hybrid" energy policy.

[Berry Cool]

68. Worst pun yet on a Countdown chyron:

"Pressed In Sturgis"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

72. LOFL!

C'mon... That's great.

[Berry Cool]

80. I know.

It was just such a reach...Classic. :rofl:

[WolverineDG]

67. Well, props to Paris Hilton

now there's something I'd never thought I'd say in a million years. :wow:

dg

[SeattleGirl]

69. Same here.

That was a great smack down of that old white guy! :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

73. Very cleverly written and cleverly done.

Was that really her? Not a celebrity lookalike??

[SeattleGirl]

74. Oh yeah, it was her.

[Patsy Stone]

70. Yes, ma'am

The opening is a riot. Love the picture of Colonel Sanders. :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

77. Keith, Keith. You just dodged the issue of pronouncing "Berea" altogether.

As for Grampy...he's losing it. First he can barely speak English, then he says "We're gonna win the war by winning it."

Um, yeah. :shrug:

[Patsy Stone]

84. Cindy! Go ahead and take your shirt off for the people!

:eyes:

[Berry Cool]

82. The woman can act. Give her a job on a comedy show.

Have her earn a living for a change. Might do her some good!

[my2sense]

76. Me too - she rocked today!

[SeattleGirl]

75. Whoa, Grampy! Take a chill pill, eh?

:scared:

[RevCheesehead]

79. Did that remind you a little bit of "The Dean Scream"?

:scared:

[SeattleGirl]

89. Now that you mention it.....

But do you think the MSM (outside of Keith) will run it over and over again ad nauseum? Not on your life!

[RevCheesehead]

92. I think we know who they want to win.

McNVTS.

[GigiMommy]

81. Hi All and HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABYGIRL!!!!!!!!!

:hi: :bounce:



Mommy loves you :loveya: !

[Berry Cool]

85. Hi GGM!!

:hi: Is Cassie having a fine day??

"Those are his peeps. That's the best he can do." That was kind, Howard!

[Berry Cool]

88. Howard thinks Obama would be "in his element" at a poetry slam at the 92nd Street Y??

Oy vey. :shrug:

[Patsy Stone]

91. Do you think that's where Howie goes to blow off some steam?

Listens to a lecture or two and then he's ready to throw down some rhymes?

[RevCheesehead]

94. With bongos, man.

:hippie:

[GigiMommy]

109. Hi Berry!!!

:hi: Cassie's having a GREAT day! We were late because we just got back from a Birthday Dinner at Fuddruckers.

[bleever]

86. Happy Birthday, Cassie!

:party:

[GigiMommy]

113. Hi Bleev!!! Thank you!!!

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

87. Yay, Cassie! Happy Birthday!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=315&topic_id=126829&mesg_id=126845

[Berry Cool]

93. Keith's gonna have RACHEL on to talk about women doing stuff with bananas?!?

Oh well, that should give the boys at Olbermann Watch a good laugh.

Really, Keith, this would be a much better time to bring in the American Idol Princess.

[Patsy Stone]

97. Or Margaret Carlson.

Sorry.

[Berry Cool]

107. Margaret Carlson...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

98. OMG, Keith's "Billo the Clown Theater" tonight was priceless!!!

:rofl: It really does make you wonder...whatever will Billo do when he realizes the big oil companies aren't all sitting breathlessly in wait to do his bidding?

[SeattleGirl]

99. He had me laughing out loud with that!

:rofl:

[GigiMommy]

118. Hi and Thank you!!!

:hi:

[ralps]

102. Hi GigiMommy! & Cassie!! Happy Birthday Cassiee!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :party: :toast: :bounce: :applause:

[GigiMommy]

120. Hi Ralps and Thank you!!!

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

108. Happy Birthday, Cassie!

:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:

[GigiMommy]

121. OOOOOHHHHHH!!!! Hi Rev and THANK YOU!!!

:hi: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[ralps]

96. Today's worst person in the world is BillO The Clown!! for Proposing that that

the oil companies contribute 2% of their profits to a fund to pay for people's energy cost! (I think that's what he proposed) :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :wtf: :shrug:

[Berry Cool]

100. I love the new "Countdown to November" graphics.

Cool.

[Patsy Stone]

101. #1 Miss McBuffalo Chip

"Contestant Cindy M."

[Berry Cool]

112. Grampy: "When I'm president, I'm gonna make Congress get BACK TO WORK!!!!"

"And get the hell OFF MY LAWN!!!!"

[ralps]

103. Rachel!!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[GigiMommy]

104. RACHEL!!!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[SeattleGirl]

105. I think Rachel and Keith are having a blast with this!

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

106. Ya think???

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

110. "These pictures are very distracting."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

111. Hi-larious

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

115. Keep Dan on! Stephanie's on!!!!

The bad side: she has to deal with Pat Puke-cannon.

[bleever]

114. Stephie's up on Dan Abrams.

Hi, Steph!

[Patsy Stone]

116. Hi, Steph!

:loveya: :hi:

[Berry Cool]

117. Pat said Obama's ad was tougher!!

WOW!!!!

He's right. The McSame "He's the original maverick" ad sounds SO FAKE.

[Patsy Stone]

119. Pat's volume is on 11 again.

He needs to stop screaming at me.