KOEB Meeting 9/02/08 Night 2, Part Deux of the Republican Cluster****

[Berry Cool]

Grampy's DOCTOR was lying in his own waste when he set his bone???? :rofl:

Methinks Fred isn't so good at speechwriting.

[CC]

1. Just remember the Navy never promoted McCain higher than

Captain even though he was a son of an Admiral, grandson of an Admiral and a POW because they knew he wasn't a good leader.

[Berry Cool]

"When they wanted to know the names of the other guys in his squadron,

"John gave them the names of the offensive line of the Green Bay Packers...Or was it the Pittsburgh Steelers? That's what he said in Pennsylvania. Or was it the Cleveland Browns? That's what he said in Cleveland. No, wait...in Stockholm, he said he gave them the names of the members of ABBA..."

[Patsy Stone]

2. Drinks are on me:

Oh, so we're sticking with the Green Bay Packers, not the Pittsburgh Steelers.

One thing that occurs to me while listening to the tales of McSame in the POW camp: how could he sanction any kind of torture at all?

And what does that say about "character"?

[Berry Cool]

4. Thanks, I needed that.

Desperately.

"John has never sought an earmark...and he never will...that's Sarah's department."

Oh, and RONALD REAGAN WAS HIS HERO! :applause:

But he VOTED AGAINST DEPLOYING TROOPS Reagan wanted to deploy!!!! Of course, that's the LAST time he'll go against deploying troops...

And yes, John McCain will restore that corrupt Washington, that's crawling with corrupt Republi...er, wait... :blush:

[SeattleGirl]

5. I think the same thing, Pats. This man was tortured, and now he thinks

it's okay to torture others????

[Patsy Stone]

9. That was the moment for me

I never really hated him until then. I knew, at that moment, he had sold his soul.

[SeattleGirl]

11. Exactly.

Oh, speaking of him being tortured, my daughter and her sister are in the middle of a six week trip to Thailand, Laos, South Vietnam, and Cambodia.

Yesterday, they toured the Ha'noi Hilton, and had some interesting impressions of the place.

[Patsy Stone]

3. USA!! USA!!! USA!!!!!!

:thunk:

[Berry Cool]

6. And he doesn't need no steeking teleprompters!!!!!!

...Well, actually, he does, or he can't remember what to say at all...

[Berry Cool]

7. Speaking of "the same old stuff they've been peddling for years," Fred...

And do you realize you damn well better apologize for YOUR United States of America???

[CC]

8. Why isn't Keith talking? Brian and whoever are

talking on NBC and not forcing us to listen to Fred.

[Patsy Stone]

10. Don't know.

But it's kinda pissing me off. Where's Harold Ford and that RW tool now?

[Berry Cool]

12. I wish he'd do his MST-ing himself.

Fred essentially explained what Big Business will do when Obama taxes it as it should be taxed: rather than cut excessive executive salaries or plow windfall profits back into the business, it will fire workers and jack up prices, sticking its customers with the bill. In other words, we're all gonna get punished but good for voting for him.

That's their threat, and they intend to make good on it.

[Berry Cool]

14. And as these dipshit women dance listlessly around to "Johnny B. Goode,"

a song Chuck Berry (who supports Obama) should force them to stop using, Pat Pukecannon says Fred delivered a terrific "barnburner" of a speech.

Um, we can see the difference, folks.

Oh, and while I'm here, I see Jossip has gone into full anti-Keith mode. Anyone remember "Intern Wendy"? Wonder how much she had to do with that choice.

They said Tweety and TUCKER CARLSON would be co-anchoring the coverage tonight instead of Keith. Yeah, right! What a bunch of dimtwits!

Oh boy...as if Fred wasn't exciting enough...here's Droopy Joe!!!!

[Patsy Stone]

16. Oh, Traitor Joe.

:boring:

[CC]

19. Don't they do that now? n/t

[Patsy Stone]

13. You know...

I don't know this Mrs. Palin, but "Vice Presidential nominee" and "under investigation" are not the two things you want in the same sentence. Really, at that point, it doesn't even matter what party we're talking about. It's just not, generally, a good thing.

[SeattleGirl]

17. Well, as Randi Rhodes says, the less qualified you are, the more

the Repukes want you for an important job.

[bleever]

15. One of my favorite stores: Traitor Joe's!

blecch.

[Patsy Stone]

18. The pause that refreshes.

[Berry Cool]

20. I like her theory that Palin is so popular with Repugs because she's a useful idiot.

Now Traitor Joe is saying nothing's more important in a president than "being an American."

Could it be he's trying to imply one of them is NOT an American????

Oh no....not him...

[Berry Cool]

22. "It shouldn't take a national disaster to get us to put our differences aside..."

Um, Joe. you do realize that every time you say "national disaster," you remind people of Katrina?

And then you ALMOST call 9/11 a "great natural disaster"! :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

21. Say Sidney, Joe.

John SIDNEY McCain!

[Berry Cool]

24. I thought his middle name was Hussein!

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

26. Joe will be found after the convention buttonholing people and saying

"Did you know I'm not Michael Moore's favorite Democrat? Because I'm not, you know. Heh heh. Maybe that part got drowned out by the applause and laughter. Anyway, you know, I'm not his favorite Democrat. Heh heh."

[Berry Cool]

28. "Washington will not be able to build a TENT that will HOLD these two mavericks!"

Because they are so mavericky, they just maverick until they can't maverick no more! You can't stop their maverickin', you can only hope to contain them! Just call them Mavericky McMaverickson! I tell ya!!"

[Patsy Stone]

34. Out-mavericking the maverickosity of Reagan, even

The maverick-y-est mavericks ever to be mavericks!

[Patsy Stone]

23. "God only made one John McCain."

Well, thank heavens for small favors.

[Patsy Stone]

25. I'm STILL not your friend, old man.

"My friends..."

And, a Michael Moore joke just for good measure.

[Patsy Stone]

27. Drink at any Teddy Roosevelt reference.

New rule.

[Patsy Stone]

29. These people applauding "national unity"

What, exactly, I wonder, does that mean to them?

[SeattleGirl]

30. It means they get to keep the country, and we angry people on the left

will be in jail.

[Patsy Stone]

32. BOOOOOOOO!

OBAMA HATES THE TROOPS! BOOOOOOO!

[Berry Cool]

31. He just said that McCain is liked and respected around the world.

But...but...back when he was knocking Obama, he said that what the rest of the world thinks of our president SHOULDN'T MATTER because only what Americans think counts?!?!?!? :shrug:

[Berry Cool]

33. He tells us "Vote for the person you think is best for our country,

not for the party you happen to belong to."

Don't worry, Joe! I will!

[Berry Cool]

35. Fortunately, Keith also had his Hypocrisy Meter turned on

and picked up on the contradictions immediately!

:loveya: Thank you, Keith!!!!!!

[Berry Cool]

38. And now, that idiot Newt Gingrich is trying to make it sound like their tent is HUUUUGE

and Dems should be afraid because Joe is living proof that they are being abandoned in DROVES for the Repigs and they need to ask themselves why???? Why is it that Dems are so unpopular!

OMG! Newt explains why Palin is more experienced than Obama: "She has been a real mayor. He hasn't. She has been a real governor. He hasn't...She has commanded THE ALASKA NATIONAL GUARD, he hasn't!" :rofl:

You could see Keith stifling back his laughter as he went to commercial!!!!

[Patsy Stone]

40. It's getting more absurd by the moment

as the talking points go out, you can see these guys standing at a mirror trying to say them without barfing.

[CC]

39. I missed it. Had

to go let the dogs out. sigh


Switched to the Daily Show which is already kicking ass. Time to let the dogs in. lock up the house and go to bed for me.

Night all. Hope no one has nightmares after the last couple hours of tv or if they do that Keith rides to the rescue.

[Patsy Stone]

41. Nighty night, CC

I'll have visions of sugarplums in my head.

[Berry Cool]

50. Oh well, CC,

at least we know who did it.

Good night! :hi:

[Patsy Stone]

36. Let's hope some in that room

do just that. Do I have any Bob Barr fans in the house?

[Patsy Stone]

37. Newt, speaking of which...

Where's Zell Miller now?

[SeattleGirl]

42. Couldn't make it. He's still yelling at the kids to get offa his lawn!

Either that, or he's yelling at a cloud.

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

43. Yeah, I want to see him challenge Tweety to another duel.

"And you tell that Olbermann that if he wants a piece o' me, I'll go up to New York and fight him barehanded..." :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

46. LOL!

G'nite. It's time for bed. See you tomorrow for A Very Special Night from the RNC.

[Patsy Stone]

44. Sarah Palin's going to fix Washington.

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

45. She's "a breath of fresh Alaskan air"!

Andrea asked Joe: Is Sarah Palin ready to be president if she needs to be?

Joe: "Well, let's hope for the best..."

:rofl: He punted before he said "Um, she'll be ready."

[Patsy Stone]

47. She's so unpredictable

we just don't know; and that's just the kind of gal we're lookin' for!

[Berry Cool]

48. Keith corrects Joe by pointing out that George Washington was against political parties, period.

Wow. Brokaw says the crowd was not excited by Lieberman!

Harold Ford was right. They are so overblowing the "experience" of Sarah Palin that they are making her sound more qualified to be president than Grampy himself. You'd think SHE belonged on top of the ticket.

I mean, come on--how can someone even THINK of trying to run for president before they've commanded the Alaska National Guard??

And Chuck Todd tells us that Sarah, the "rock star," will pack the house tomorrow night.

Funny how when people call Obama a "rock star," it's with disparagement.

[Patsy Stone]

49. Jon Stewart just asked Brian Williams

what was up with MSNBC, and if they (MSNBC) had to be the Lohans. LOL!

[Berry Cool]

51. Too funny!

G'nite, Pats! :hi:

[SharonRB]

52. Glad I fell asleep early last night

I missed it all, but I missed the fun, too.

I should be here tonight, but I have a conference call at 9, so will have to multi-task.