KOEB 10-3-2008 Just not good enough, Sarah edition

[SharonRB]

:hi:

[bleever]

1. Wow, Grampy's got the Penguin imitation cranked up!

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

4. Hi bleev!

Indeed, what's next? The Penguin's "waa waa waa" laugh?

[GigiMommy]

27. HA HA HA!

:rofl: Hi Bleev!

[SeattleGirl]

2. Happy Friday and Shalom Sh abbot everybody!

Or, as Gramps said today, "Eh? Eh?" :rofl:

:hi:

[Botany]

3. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav?

eehuuuhhhhh

Was McCain doing a donkey imitation.

that was creepy .... he is going nuts.

[SeattleGirl]

8. His cheese had definitely fallen off the cracker.

[RevCheesehead]

52. Hey!!

:cry: I am not on his cracker!! :cry:

[SeattleGirl]

57. Bwahahaha!

I'm sorry Rev! I didn't mean YOU!

Of course you are not, and never have been, on his cracker!

:loveya:

[WolverineDG]

9. So, Bot, why did Mama miss the show today?

Did she go into boxed wine overdrive because Keith mentioned her father?

:loveya: Mama! Hope you feel better soon!


dg

[SeattleGirl]

13. Yikes! Mama wasn't on the show today?

I haven't listened to the podcast yet.

Did Frangela do the show instead?

[Patsy Stone]

16. The mooks did most of it

and Frangela came in a little early. She was gone before Jim showed up to the studio and he did the first hour or so.

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

Thanks, Patsy.

Hope she feels better soon. I was sooooo looking forward to hearing her talk about the debate today.

[Patsy Stone]

24. Me too

Me too.

[WolverineDG]

17. Most of it was Chris & Jim all by their lonesomes

:scared:

Then Frangella showed up a few minutes early. It was a fun show, but minus Mama. :(


dg

[Berry Cool]

19. They came in early, but the mooks did the first two hours or so more or less alone.

[Berry Cool]

14. My first thought when the mooks said she fell onto the floor of the studio

and had to go home sick was "Too much box-wine celebrating after hearing Keith mention her dad."

:hi: Hi all! Happy Friday!!

[Botany]

18. My guess is that she had the word maverick in a drinking game.

I was @ debate party were we rented an old movie house



it was packed we had 5 Sarah Palins show up.

[SeattleGirl]

20. What fun!

[Botany]

22. hhhheeeehuuuu?

Everytime she did you betcha or I waz sayin'

the crowd ripped it up.

[Berry Cool]

21. Is that like the Rocky Horror Republican Show?

I tell ya, if I owned a Halloween costume shop, I'd order a thousand rhinestone flag pins, pronto.

[Botany]

25. It was very interactive crowd.

Women really did not like Palin

[Patsy Stone]

26. Gosh golly

why not? (wink!)

[Botany]

31. Some lesbian women were less than happy about her .....

... "I will respect gay's right."

There answer was "Gee that is really nice of you."

[Berry Cool]

37. I had to laugh.

This morning in our break room, when I was toasting my bagel, I heard the other women saying how much she turned them off and how insulting she is to their intelligence. Nobody in the room at the time was impressed with her at all--TURNED OFF is more like it.

[SharonRB]

23. That was my first thought

[bleever]

32. I thought he sounded like

[WolverineDG]

5. Famous Person

What idiot approved THAT copy? :rofl:

:hi: & ;)

dg

[SeattleGirl]

11. Hi Wolvie!

This drives me nuts: they continue to think we are dumber than a fence post, but in fact, THEY are the dumb ones!

:hi:

[ralps]

6. Hi SharonRB, Hi Everyone! Well then go to Michigan Sarah!!!!!!!!!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

10. Eh??? Eh???

"McCain sort of described her as if she were his pet Weimaraner." :rofl:

Sometimes I love Howard.

[SeattleGirl]

7. OMG! Fineman and I are having a mind meld!

I said "Himself?" right before he did, in answer to Keith's question about who Grampy was talking to today. :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

12. Can I call you Joe?

:hi:

TGIF! :toast:

[SeattleGirl]

15. "No, I'm already married."

:evilgrin:

Hi Patsy! :hi:

[Berry Cool]

30. I've been trying to find something positive to say about this woman.

I'm down to this:

I really like her highlights.

[Patsy Stone]

41. I went with

Nice shoes.

:hi:

[SharonRB]

42. I liked her suit

but it was too cocktaily for a debate. Not very professional.

[Patsy Stone]

46. I kinda liked the peplum

Hi, Shar! How are ya?

[SharonRB]

49. Okay.

Just did my nails, so I'm not typing much.

[Patsy Stone]

50. What color?

Sorry to make you type more. :)

[SharonRB]

53. NARS Hunger

An orangey red.

[Patsy Stone]

74. Nice!

They have a dark purple, After Dark, that I like for pedicures.

[WolverineDG]

54. She wasn't going for professional

If you know what I mean.

:eyes:


dg

[bleever]

60. Different kind of pro.

If you know what I mean.

Empire Club caliber.

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

63. If so, then it's illegal for her to cross state lines

:hi:

dg

[bleever]

76. Only if

she's actually getting business, right?

[GigiMommy]

56. That's EXACTLY why she wore that suit.

:hi: :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

43. Yeah, I went with the shoes too.

Other than that, :puke:

[RevCheesehead]

68. why?

For the love of God, why??

[GigiMommy]

28. Hello and Happy Friday!!!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[SeattleGirl]

29. Well, gosh and golly wow! It's Gigi!!!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Berry Cool]

34. Yea!!!!

Keith looks grossed out by the guy who said he sat up on the couch when Palin winked. Yeesh.

[SeattleGirl]

36. David Bender was just talking about that in the second hour

of Rachel's show. He sounded completely grossed out by what he was reading.

[GigiMommy]

40. Golly gee willikers, how the heck are ya!

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

33. The crew is trying REALLY HARD not to laugh when Keith read that

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[WolverineDG]

35. BARFOLA!!!

She WAS flirting with men during the debate. Oh, that's soooo mature & professional. I think I'll start doing that..... :sarcasm:


The upside to this was every time she got cutesy & winked, her ratings with the women watching on CNN tanked.

dg

[SeattleGirl]

38. And I don't EVER want to hear the McSame campaign yell sexism

again! Not after that cheap, trashy showing last night. As I said in another thread, was she debating or campaigning for prom queen?

[Berry Cool]

44. She reminded me of Tracy Flick.

You betcha, golly gee, yer darn right, you bet your boots, you're darn right!

[Patsy Stone]

39. Courting the MILF-lover's votes.

:shrug: Oy...

Hi! Glad that's over.

[Berry Cool]

45. KEITH WINKED AT US!!!!

He :loveya: us!!!!!

[Patsy Stone]

47. Okay, now I have to rewind

was it before Coconut Guy?

[SharonRB]

51. Yup

Just after the split screen with Barbie and *.

[Berry Cool]

59. Yeah, before Coconut Guy.

Keith was a little annoyed with the graphics team tonight, I think. They didn't cue up Coconut Guy when Keith mentioned him, and he was left sitting there saying "Any time now..."

[Patsy Stone]

67. Thanks!

I went back and watched it in slow motion. :)

[Berry Cool]

55. Yeah, the good news is, we don't need to see her on TV again except in her horrid

scripted public appearances.

[RevCheesehead]

78. I saw that.

Isn't Alaska the highest percentage per capita of men to women?
Of course, some of 'em probably would elect a moose, if ya know what I mean. ;)

[RevCheesehead]

48. Keith just winked at me!!!

:loveya: Hi, Keith! :hi: :loveya:

Hi everyone else, too. :)

[WolverineDG]

58. You betcha!

;)

:hi: Rev! Happy Friday!

dg

[RevCheesehead]

66. How about our Playgirl? Heeeeeeeaah?

She forgot her fishnets last night. :puke:

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

61. Hi Rev!!!

:hi: :bounce:

[RevCheesehead]

69. Hi, Gigi!

Hi, Cassie! :hi: :bounce::bounce: :hi:

[Berry Cool]

62. Hi Rev!!!!

:loveya: :hi: It's Lindsey Buckingham's birthday!! And Keith loves his "haunting single" "Trouble" too!! :loveya:

[Berry Cool]

64. Happy birthday, Lindsey!

And that's all I'm gonna do as far as Fleetwood Mac references are concerned. :rofl:

Except to say, if Wiki is to be believed, he's 59 today, not 61.

Keith, you're as bad at math as I am. Are you 49, or 51?? :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

75. Oh.

Never mind. :)

[RevCheesehead]

71. Hi Berry!

Who's Lindsey? And what does he/she do?

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

79. Most famous for being a member of Fleetwood Mac.

Brought Stevie Nicks into the band, too. First met her in high school and they got into music together and then into, ah, other places. They were a couple when Mick Fleetwood tried to recruit him into the band and he said they had to take her too. Turned out to be a good decision for them.

He's also had a decent little solo career. "Trouble" is an excellent song.

[Berry Cool]

89. OK, I admit I am deeper into this than I intended

but here's weird synergy for you: Lindsey Buckingham wrote a song called "Murrow Turning Over In His Grave" that appeared on a Mac album.

Murrow's turnin' over in his grave (Murrow's turnin' over in his grave)
Ed Murrow had a child the damn thing went wild
Murrow's turnin' over in his grave (Murrow's turnin' over in his grave)
Ed Murrow had a child the damn thing went wild

Whoa, Black Betty, ram a lam...

[GigiMommy]

65. I only know about that "Friendship" song because of I Love Lucy

[Berry Cool]

73. Me too! Them picking stuff off each other's dresses while they sang!

Keith said "BUUUUUUUSHHHHHHHHHHED" extra long tonight.

I love it when he says "You and I" have done something, even if it's investing our taxpayer dollars. :loveya:

[SharonRB]

70. Thank goodness I won't have to look at McSame commercials anymore

:woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

77. Oh, sure...

Rub it in. I have them in English and Spanish. :eyes:

[bleever]

72. Cue Hall & Oates: "Sarah Smile".

Rich Lowry: still 12, after all these years.

[Berry Cool]

82. OMG!!!!!

Keith said "masturbated" on TV!!!!!!!!!!

[ralps]

80. Today's worst person in the world is Rich Lowery for writing a love letter to Sarah

Palin!!!!!!! LOL :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

83. Holy cow!!!! What Keith just said!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[bleever]

86. He is, in fact, a bad boy.

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

95. A bad boy.

A naughty boy.

[SharonRB]

96. A naughty bad boy

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

101. You just can't write stuff like that.

Hey! Rachel gets a rep from the McCain campaign to come on! Alright, woman! You go, girl!

[bleever]

103. Perhaps even a nasty, naughty, bad boy.

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

100. Perhaps even a nasty, bad, naughty boy.

:rofl:

[bleever]

105. Knowing you, Berry,

your version of the quote is more accurate than mine.

:toast:

[SharonRB]

107. Ding, ding, ding -- give the lady a hand.

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2007/08/28/1999-video-republican-larry-craig-calls-bill-clinton-a-nasty-bad-naughty-boy/

[Berry Cool]

112. My name ain't lady, it's Berry.

Miss Bush, if you're nasty. :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

111. I didn't realize that what Keith muttered in one of his early bumper teases

as he turned his head aside was "I'm a bad boy..." :rofl:

[bleever]

116. Score one for plain old paying attention.

:7

[GigiMommy]

85. HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

HA! HA! HA! HA!

[Patsy Stone]

81. "Sent little starbursts through the screen."

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

84. OMG, I am peeing my pants!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

87. And he said it in such a dead pan way!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Botany]

88. KO did just say that did he?

A man playing with his cock .....

[Patsy Stone]

91. Oh, he soooo did.

:rofl:

"How long have I been at this? Like, five weeks?

[Patsy Stone]

90. I chose "John McCain" for my drinking word

Bad move; still drunk.

[RevCheesehead]

92. I drank after every dropped "G".

:hic: :beer:

[Berry Cool]

93. Thanks to John McCain, you got drunk.

Just remember don't look back, except to two years ago.

[Patsy Stone]

97. There you go again...

At least he was good for something, right?

[RevCheesehead]

94. So, who's gonna play Joe B on SNL?

Noo-clee-ur. Learn it. Remember it.
oh, and...
DemocratIC.

[Patsy Stone]

98. Jonathan Turley!

Comin' up on Rachel.

:woohoo:

[SeattleGirl]

99. w00t!!!

He hasn't been on the television machine lately. It'll be good to hear what he has to say!

[Berry Cool]

102. Oh man, what a night for my tape to run out early!

Luckily I got something else on this tape I can dub over and catch the 10 PM re-air!

They better not have edited "the word" out for that one!!!! :grr:

[RevCheesehead]

104. WPITW now preserved in videographic history here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=385&topic_id=205981&mesg_id=205981

[Patsy Stone]

106. Must See:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7307727

Wow.

[bleever]

108. Shoot,

now I'm going to have to come up with another design for mine.

[SeattleGirl]

109. Wow, indeed!

[Berry Cool]

114. Incredible. Loved the response by the person who said

"That's it, I'm getting McCain and Palin shaved on my ass."

[blisteringcold]

110. I'm new *waves*

Please tell me having sexy dreams with Keith is normal.

[Berry Cool]

113. Honey, around the KOEB Clubhouse, having sexy dreams about Keith isn't just normal,

it's expected.

:hi: Welcome! Stop by earlier next time!

[blisteringcold]

115. Thanks =P

The one I had last night was pretty intense. Who knew he had such thick strong thighs. :blush:

[Patsy Stone]

117. Welcome!

Around here, yes. :)