KOEB - 10-08-08 I'm voting for that one edition

[SharonRB]

[Patsy Stone]

1. Barack goes to 11!

:hi:, all!

All this and the Robert Gibbs/Sean Hannity smackdown, too.

[SharonRB]

3. Glad to see I'm not the only bad Jew

not at Kol Nidre services.

[Patsy Stone]

6. Meh

I'll watch the Jazz Singer later to atone. I'm not going to work tomorrow, but I'm not sure I'm fasting.

[SharonRB]

9. I'm staying home, too, but I'll probably work from here

at least part of the day. The first day of Rosh Hashana I stayed home and worked 9 hours.

I'll fast half the day, but probably not much more than that.

[RevCheesehead]

23. I can grant you absolution.

But it probably isn't kosher.
:hi?

[Patsy Stone]

25. Done!

Phew. Thanks!

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

37. You know, I forgot

it's Rosh Hashana but I bought a box of Unsalted Matzos. It was calling me. Was I Jewish in another life?

[SharonRB]

Matzos are for Passover

but there must have been some connection. Rosh Hashana was last week. Tonight and tomorrow it's Yom Kippur.

[GigiMommy]

46. There you go! I don't know everything on the Christian calendar either.

:rofl: But I still like Matzo.

[SharonRB]

48. Margarine or butter and strawberry preserves

are my favorite way to eat it or just margarine or butter and some salt. Yum!

[GigiMommy]

56. Yum! Thanks, I'll try that!

:P

[Patsy Stone]

62. Matzo brei (pronunced "bry")

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Matzoh-Brei

Although, instead of butter, you really want to fry it up in a little schmaltz (chicken fat).

:hi:

[SharonRB]

66. I love Matzo brei, too

with a little preserves or salt!

[Patsy Stone]

76. Salt

send more salt. :)

[GigiMommy]

77. That's sounds good too!

:hi: :bounce: Hi Patsy!

[SharonRB]

29. I'll take it

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

33. In the name of Yeshua bin Yosef,....

you are forgiven.

Now, eat something, for heaven's sake! :hi:

[bleever]

57. Which version?

My favorite:



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Like_Father,_Like_Clown

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

75. ...

The Lower East Side of Springfield? :rofl:

The Neil Diamond version, with Laurence Olivier as his dad. It played the summer I worked at the local movie theater. I always took my break at the same time, and it was always as Neil was singing "Love on the Rocks." :)

[bleever]

82. A Talmudic discussion:

Bart: Rabbi, did not a great man say, and I quote, “The Jews are a strange bunch of people. I mean I’ve heard of persecution but what they went through is ridiculous. But the great thing is after thousand of years of waiting and holding on and fighting, they finally made it,” end quote.

Rabbi: Oh, I never heard the plight of my people phrased so eloquently. Who said that, Rabbi Hillel?

Bart: Nope.

Rabbi: It was Judah the Pious

Bart: Nope.

Rabbi: Maimonideds?

Bart: Nope.

Rabbi: Oh, I got it. The dead sea scrolls.

Bart: I’m afraid not Rabbi. It’s from Yes I can by Sammy Davis Junior. An entertainer like your son.

Rabbi: (gasp) The Candy Man? If a performer can think that way maybe I’m completely upside down on this whole problem.

[WolverineDG]

2. I'm voting for that one too!!

What a coinky-dink! :hi:

dg

[SharonRB]

5. Hey, DG

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

4. Quote of the day:

"I think McCain is down to seeds and stems." - Rick Hertzberg

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=7375097&mesg_id=7375097

[WolverineDG]

7. LOL!!

"You damn kids, quit bogarting my stash!"

:smoke:

dg

[ralps]

8. Hi SharonRB, Hi Everyone! Oh My!!! WTF????? Just Shut the frell up MkSame & Palin!!

:hi: :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :wtf:

[RevCheesehead]

49. Hi ralps!

How's the mighty Crook tonight? :hi:

[ralps]

53. Hi RevCheesehead, Crook & I are doing good & Hi to Oreo, CC & lil' Keith! Crook is that's

doing great! :hi: :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SeattleGirl]

10. I'm here! I'm here!

And I'm voting for THAT ONE!!! :bounce: :bounce:

[SharonRB]

12. Hi, SG

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

22. Hi Sharon!

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

14. Hi!

Meeeee toooooo! :bounce:

[GigiMommy]

11. Hey there everybody!

:hi: :bounce:

[SharonRB]

13. Hi, Gigi

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

19. Hi Sharon!!

:hi:

[Botany]

15. Now when we will "they" bring up the EDV charge on Obama?

You know he had support from those snark heavy, cosmo drinking,
liberal women, with ties to radical priest in Wisconsin.

I am scared @ just how low "they" will go as McCain keeps sinking.

[RevCheesehead]

31. No matter how low they go,

I can go lower. :evilgrin:
:hi: Hi, Cuddles!

[GigiMommy]

16. Lawrence O'Donnell is back!?!

:shrug:

[SharonRB]

18. He's been around a lot the last couple of weeks

[WolverineDG]

32. Maybe they finished the 3rd season of "Big Love"

& he had a big part because CPS invaded his home & kidnapped the children?? :evilgrin:

dg

[SeattleGirl]

21. I'm pretty gobsmacked too!

Didn't think KO would ever have him back.

Hi ya, Gigi! :hi:

[SharonRB]

26. Did I miss something?

What happened with KO and O'Donnell?

[SeattleGirl]

34. I can't remember how long ago it was, but (and I'm pretty sure

it was O'Donnell) he made some rather disparaging remarks about Obama. After that (and a KO apology), LD disappeared from Countdown.

[GigiMommy]

28. Hi SG!

:hi: I'm surprised but I guess all is forgiven in TV.

[SeattleGirl]

36. Apparently so.

But hey, I'm all for forgiveness (as long as the person doesn't keep doing the same thing all the time).

[WolverineDG]

17. 63 million watched the debate

yeah, Keith, but how many passed out half-way through because they drew "my friends"? :beer:

dg

[Botany]

27. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav?

I refused to get that as my cue to drink.

BTW my Fav from last night.

someday we will have trouble from an area that we don't know where it
is on the map right now but in the future we will know where it is.

[Patsy Stone]

30. And such as the Iraq

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=315&topic_id=132988&mesg_id=132993

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

35. He said it once just a few seconds apart

man, that hurt.

dg

[RevCheesehead]

43. That would be me.

Fortunately, I was drinking iced tea last night.
:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

20. Did ya see the sign in the McPalin crowd today?

It said "Unborn Children for McCain/Palin."
I kid you not.

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

24. Hey Rev!

Yeah, maybe the unborn are, but I bet a majority of those born are not!

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

38. Like those with an undeveloped brain should vote....

Oh, wait - they're Republicans, aren't they? :evilgrin:

:hi: :hug:

[SeattleGirl]

40. Hehe!

Yes, I believe they are!

:hug:

[Berry Cool]

39. Say, kids, what time is it?

:hi: It's Berry Back Time!

All of you guilty folks of the Jewish persuasion can now go to services. I'll worship Keith for you. :rofl:

Seriously, Berry will be back After the Show!

[Patsy Stone]

41. Happy you're not dead.

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

58. LOL!!!

You sound like Sallah, wasn't it, from Raiders of the Lost Ark. "My friends! I am so pleased you are not dead!"

[Patsy Stone]

78. :)

I'm a worst case scenario kinda gal.

Yes, it was torture watching Keith for KOOS in your absence. Don't make me do it again...

[RevCheesehead]

44. It's about time!!

We had Patsy on KOOS watch, and the rest of us swooning and throwing out floaty hearts and stuff.

:hi: :hug:

[Berry Cool]

59. I appreciated the sacrifice, Pats. I want you to know that.

It must have been soooo hard watching Keith for me. Sheer torture. :rofl:

[GigiMommy]

65. BERRY!!!!!

:hi: :bounce:

[bleever]

42. Now THAT is voter fraud!

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

45. Probably a lobbyist from Huggies/Depends is involved.

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

47. Rev, you are just full of snark tonight!

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

50. That's because I was up all night.

Friggin' hot flashes and muscle/joint pain! :grr:
"I'm hot! Wait, no, I'm cold... oh, fuck it!"
Poor Oreo and CC. I threw them out of the bedroom. :(

[SeattleGirl]

51. Gad, I hate that!

Thank goodness I'm almost done with all that!

And Oreo and CC may not know this, you probably did them a favor. :)

[RevCheesehead]

55. Oh, I'm certain of that.

My friend Sue is also going through this, and she's come awfully close to killing her husband on numerous occasions. :)

[SeattleGirl]

61. The warmer the weather, the worse it is, too.

God, I'd get out of a nearly cold shower and start sweating again!

[RevCheesehead]

63. That's one reason why I'm really glad it isn't April right now.

Also, I really don't have to put away my summer clothes, either. :)

[SeattleGirl]

72. I hear ya!

[GigiMommy]

68. Hi Rev!!!

:pals: I'm getting night sweats now. UGH!

[RevCheesehead]

71. Hi, Gigi!

It's like a Perfect Storm brewing, isn't it? :grr::scared::grr::scared:

[CC]

87. Femgest (or another over the counter

progesterone cream) follow the directions...it works wonders. Oh check with your doctor and all that first though.
:hug:


Ter went back to work, mom is here doing patient care and trying to entertain me so we watch Keith together. She is even giving up Dancing With the Stars while here since I do not miss Keith. So I give up DU while the show is on. Stitches are out, boot on my left foot so am healing on time. The two pins come out the 27th but found out I am awake during that. :scared:

[RevCheesehead]

88. That's great news, CC!

And tell your mom "Welcome to the World of the EDV's!" :D

[CC]

89. Thanks and I will.

I feel for her since she bought a trailer so she could get away from steps and is trying to move, selling her house to my nephew and now me. She's good though and handling things great even if I was the one to add to the gray this time.

Was serious about the Femgest. With out it I would of probably taken a sledge hammer to Terry's feet a few times in the last month. He tries but has that Y chromosome that gets in the way sometimes. The doubles x's and peri-menopause makes it harder to deal with that Y at times.

[Patsy Stone]

52. "Damn dirty apes!"

:rofl:

That line gets me every time.

[Patsy Stone]

54. KO on Putin: "A man with a brown belt in half-naked fishing."

Another great line.

[Botany]

64. I looked into his eyes and saw a trout.

BTW way to get the s. florida vote McCain .... make health care
harder to get.

[RevCheesehead]

67. What did you see when you looked at his nipples?

:scared:

[Patsy Stone]

69. Oh, hey!

:rofl:

[Botany]

70. man boobs

sorry they do nothing for me.

[RevCheesehead]

74. It's a good line, though, isn't it?

You should send them both to Mama, with love.

[GigiMommy]

73. ....

:rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray: :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

81. A brilliant strategery, no?

Oh, John... just concede already, won't you?

Oh, the Gibbs Hannity showdown! :bounce:

[Botany]

60. Any chance that the KOEB clubhouse can get some monkeys?

I mean bleever is O.K. but a monkey could class up the place.

[SeattleGirl]

79. Hey Bot!

I was looking at the pics on Mama's web page, and there were some there from when she was here in Seattle. There's one that's captioned "showing her ass in Seattle" or something like that. If you look just to the left of Mama, you can see someone's red hair (can't see the face, just the hair). That's ME!

That's where I was standing when I took the frontal pic of Mama in her fishnets. :)

[GigiMommy]

80. Hi Botany!

:hi: :bounce:

[GigiMommy]

83. HA HA HA!

:rofl: I love John Cleese

[GigiMommy]

84. RACHEL!!!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[SharonRB]

85. The one with a better on veterans' issues is

this one, not that one!

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

86. John Cleese's poem was great.

Keith must think he's dreaming sometimes. "These Monty Python guys kept me sane all through my freshman year of college, and now they're writing poems and sending them to me to read on TV??" He must want to pinch himself. (Lord knows I want to pinch him.)

Oh, and Rachel brought the KOOS tonight. Thanks Rachel! :applause: