KOEB 11-24-08 YAY! Keith is back edition

[SharonRB]

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

1. Hi!

So, Keith can't wait to play the Palin/turkey debacle, huh? LOL!

[SharonRB]

2. Yeah, and now we have to watch it again with him

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

3. He's in the gray suit, too.

Because he knows Wolvie missed him.

C'mon, January 20th! Pleeeaaaasseeee get here. I'll even give up Chanukah.

[SharonRB]

4. I'd like to go to sleep and wake up on Jan. 20

Hurry, hurry, hurry!

[Berry Cool]

5. "And he's even wearing the gray suit for Wolfie,"

moans BerryBush, who is seeking permission to change her DU name to TooFuckingStupidTo Live.

:hi: Oh boy, tonight we get to hear about Obama's big stimulus package.

[Patsy Stone]

24. Some women

like a big package.

Sorry to hear about your taping SNAFU. :(

[GigiMommy]

29. Berry, it's OK!!! I CAN HELP!

1. Martha's show repeats a day later on Fine Living Network.

2. You can see it on her website: http://www.marthastewart.com/martha?rsc=ts_Homepage_Homepage

3. OR you can come to MY HOUSE 'cause I DVRed it.

[Berry Cool]

71. GGM...really????

I don't think I can make it to your house, but can you dub it for me????

I can't find it on her page, and I would love my own copy anyway.

This is TWICE I screwed up...on The View and now this... :cry:

[GigiMommy]

76. Asking "Techie" Hubby if we CAN dub it.

In the mean time, do you get "Fine Living" Network channel? They run Martha's show one day behind.

[Berry Cool]

78. I don't think I get Fine Living.

Style Network, yes, but not Fine Living.

[WolverineDG]

8. With the WKRP footage as wel

All time funniest line EVER in a TV sit-com:

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

14. Oh! The humanity!

The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!

:rofl:

[WolverineDG]

6. Happy Monday!!!

:hi:

And welcome back Keith!! :loveya: in The Gray Suit!!!

dg

[SharonRB]

7. I knew you'd be happy

He wore it just for you.

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

9. He loves the KOEB

but I'm his favorite. :loveya:

:rofl:

dg

[SharonRB]

11. Looks that way, doesn't it?

[SharonRB]

10. As long as we get our tax cuts, I can live with the rich

keeping theirs until they expire if it helps the economy.

[Berry Cool]

13. Robert Reich brings the KOOS.

Yes, I agree we need to put people to work rebuilding the infrastructure and generating green jobs.

[ralps]

12. Hi SharonRB, Hi Everyone!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

17. So, what's Keith's excuse going to be for not having seen the Sarah Palin video?

"I promised my girlfriend that when we finally went on vacation, we'd spend the whole time in bed, with no media to distract us..."

...I really don't wanna hear about it.

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Patsy Stone]

30. Hi, ralps!

and meow, Crook! :hi:

[ralps]

36. Hi Patsy!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SharonRB]

15. Check out this great thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=7922303&mesg_id=7922303

Lots of pics of Obama with kids.

[Patsy Stone]

18. Adorable!

Thanks for the big smile on my face. :D

[SharonRB]

20. You're welcome!

I had seen some of them before, but not all of them. He's so good with kids.

[ralps]

16. Will Joe LIEberman be today's Worst Person??? I hope so!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

19. We can always hope.

[GigiMommy]

21. Hi Everybody!!! Happy Bonus Keith Day!!!

:hi: :bounce:

[SharonRB]

23. Hi, Gigi

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

44. Hi Sharon!!

:hi: :bounce:

[Patsy Stone]

25. Hi, ggm!

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

46. Hi Patsy!!

:hi: :bounce:

[Patsy Stone]

51. Glad Cassie left the room.

I watched that through my fingers, only looking at Keith's face. :)

[GigiMommy]

55. It WAS rough!

Never thought I'd have more sympathy for a turkey than I would Sarah Palin.

[GigiMommy]

22. Hi Everybody!!! Happy Bonus Keith Day!!!

:hi: :bounce:


OOPS!! COMPUTER'S DOING SOMETHING GOOFY!!:silly: :crazy:

[Patsy Stone]

26. Pelosi, Olbermann, Reid, and Frank.

:scared: Liburuls!

I can't believe they put KO in there; that's hilarious.

[SharonRB]

27. ROFL

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

28. Hi Sharon! Hi everyone!

I'm kind of here........:silly:

[SharonRB]

31. Hi, SG

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

37. How you doin'?

Keef doesn't look too good, watching the turkey video.

[Patsy Stone]

32. Kinda's

good enough. We're not picky.

[Berry Cool]

35. So he was on a deserted island, eh?

Great. Just great.

[Patsy Stone]

42. He does look a bit suntanned.

"It's ready."

[SeattleGirl]

39. Thank ya kindly, ma'am!

:toast:

[SharonRB]

33. So now we know why KO didn't see Palin

He was on a practically deserted island.

[ralps]

41. LOL Keith's comments are So fun!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

47. Oh, I'm sure it wasn't ENTIRELY deserted.

:cry:

[SharonRB]

50. Well, I'm sure there was at least one other person there with him

:evilgrin:

[Berry Cool]

59. MUST you rub it in?

Those of us who are doomed to be alone forever don't take being reminded of it so well. :-(

[GigiMommy]

34. I just told Cassie to get out...

OH MY...

[SeattleGirl]

40. Good for you, Gigi!

Not something good for a little girl to see.

[SharonRB]

45. She probably wouldn't want any turkey on Thursday

That's fer sure. You betcha!

[GigiMommy]

52. I'm not sure if I want any now.

:rofl:

[GigiMommy]

48. Hi SG!!

:hi: :bounce: So glad to see ya!!!

[SeattleGirl]

53. Nice to be here!

It's more difficult now with my new job, but I'll get here when I can!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[bleever]

38. Keef missed the interviewer asking about programs on "the chopping block".

Send it up to the booth for review!

[Berry Cool]

49. Yeah, where was the chopping block part???

How could he not watch THAT????

I'm glad the MSNBC custodial crew was there to pick up his jaw off the floor. I didn't think he was going to be able to finish the show.

[WolverineDG]

43. The payoff line from WKRP

Hee hee!! GMTA!!!

dg

[Berry Cool]

54. As God is my witness

I thought Sarah Palin had SOME semblance of a brain.

[Berry Cool]

58. Well, Joe takes the gold.

Honestly, I hope that someday soon, someone tells the Republicans about that newfangled invention called VIDEOTAPE!!!!!! :grr: :banghead:

[Patsy Stone]

56. Joementum!

[ralps]

57. Today's worst person in the world is Joe LIEberman!!! For Lying!!! about Barak Obama

not being ready to Lead!!! & Here's the Threaad w/ the video- http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/scarce/joe-paskudnyak
:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[GigiMommy]

60. Hi Ralps!!!

:hi: :bounce: Loved Bouncin' Belly Kitty! Also loved Mike Malloy's take on Palin/Turkey fiasco.

[ralps]

64. Hi GigiMommy! & Cassie!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

66. Martha: "Your girlfriend is gonna be SOOOO impressed."

Here, have this, Martha: :puke:

I feel better now.

Keith was damn funny, but did anyone else notice what I did? What the hell happened to the hair on his hands????

He's been MANSCAPED!!!!! :scared:

Oh, and he got the GAS turned off at his place and forgot about it because he never uses the stove?? :rofl:

I guess I know what he and Katy make for dinner: reservations!!! :rofl:

I want to see him cook sausages by burning newspaper!!!! :rofl:

[GigiMommy]

68. He said that's what they're doing for Thanksgiving.

It was TOO funny. Martha likes him too.

[Berry Cool]

73. Oh, how romantic.

Cooking sausages by the blazing fire of a newspaper.

Hmm. Do you get the impression he's not welcome to bring the gf home to Mom and Dad?

[Patsy Stone]

70. I noticed.

I have no idea why he would do that.

[Berry Cool]

74. Perhaps Katy thinks his hairy hands are a turnoff.

In which case, she's a damned fool.

[Patsy Stone]

61. Pie!

[SeattleGirl]

62. "It's better if it's big."

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

67. I bet that's what Keith says to all the...

...wait...

:cry:

[WolverineDG]

63. That was instinct

You can't teach that.

:rofl:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

77. Too funny

:rofl:

[rocktivity]

79. So he WAS talking about us

When he said that there was a "popular left-wing web site" that had polls in which one of the choices would be "pie!"

:headbang:
rocknation

[SharonRB]

65. Clip on Martha's site

http://marthastewartliving.com/martha?rsc=ts_Homepage_Homepage

Nevermind -- it's just the intro. Still looking for the clip.

[Berry Cool]

69. I found the recipe, which sounds delicious

but no clips. :cry:

[GigiMommy]

72. The whole show will be there in a day or two.

[Berry Cool]

75. Hey, can you download Martha shows from iTunes?

If so, I'm set. :-)

Edit: Woo hoo, I think you can!! They have something up there right now called "Cranberry Turkey," but perhaps "Triple-Chocolate Pumpkin Pie" isn't up yet.

If so, whew.