KOEB Meeting 12-8-08: The Return of Kathy Blackwell Edition.

[bleever]

:hi:



It's like old home week! Back to the days that gave birth to the KOEB.

:toast:

[Patsy Stone]

1. Keef!

:hi:

[bleever]

3. "Jesse Jackson couldn't get elected dogcatcher in Ohio, Keef."

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

2. Kathy???

Keef? Keef???

:hi: bleev! :loveya:

All this talk of hair-cuts makes me want one...... :crazy:

dg

[bunny planet]

4. I just started a second thread, I knew i was taking too much time

I was just overcome, we'll get to see the famous 'Keef' interview.

[Patsy Stone]

5. He "survived" it.

Oh, lord...

:hi:

[bunny planet]

8. They can't be serious, having him run for chairman of RNC

Oh wait....

He does know all about the shenanigi that went on in Ohio '04.

[bleever]

11. I believe I heard he'll focus

on voter registration.

I kid you not.

[bunny planet]

12. Feck.

[Patsy Stone]

13. They have

nothing. Bupkis. Nada. Zero. Zilch.

[bunny planet]

16. you forot Zed

[bunny planet]

6. I'm back in this thread now.

Hey all, my cold is slightly better today.
So glad to see all of you.

I really miss Miami today Pats, its going down to the teens tonight I think. Yeech.

[WolverineDG]

7. Hey, I just noticed

Keef is wearing THE Gray Suit!! :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

dg

[bunny planet]

9. It's been around four long years (probably longer)

He really needs to retire it for the new administration. Wait, do you really love it, or are you just joshing, I forget?

[WolverineDG]

19. How else would I have stood out way back when

had I not professed undying love for THE Gray Suit when the rest of you were wanting to have it burned? :rofl:

dg

[bunny planet]

25. Honey, you are one in a million, you didn't need to lerve that gawdawful suit

to prove it.

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[bleever]

21. He's obviously thinking of you.

And he wore it for the Blackwell show! Such a considerate young man.

[WolverineDG]

22. It just goes to show

that he loves the KOEB, but *I* am his favorite. :loveya:

:spray: :rofl:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

10. Richard Shelby and Jeff Sessions

As bad as Florida politics is, at least these two a-holes aren't my Senators.

[bleever]

14. Alabama: Get Away.

"Alabama getaway
Alabama getaway
Only way to please me
Turn around and leave
and walk away."

[bunny planet]

15. Speaking of Mumbai, turns out our friend who was there really played down

her experience when we were all worried and contacting her there. Seems she'd checked out of the Taj hotel the night before to go to another area of the country. They were pulling people out of their hotel rooms the next day and killing anyone with a US passport. Our friend said (she was there another 10 days, just got back yesterday) just walking around on the streets during the ongoing attacks over the following week was harrowing, lawless ness and the potential to be shot right then and there the whole time. We are so glad she's home.

[Patsy Stone]

18. Wow

:hug:

[bunny planet]

23. She said today that she'd gone on the business trip at this time with the hopes

of relaxing. Her father still is alive and lives there too, so that's why she left the hotel early, to travel to where he was.

[Patsy Stone]

24. Timing is everything

I guess she felt she had to keep you guys calm. Just wow.

[ralps]

17. Hi bleever! Hi Everyone

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[bunny planet]

20. I think I'm loving this Shinsecki appointment.

We are going to need someone like him when those kids start coming home. So sad that he was marginalized and ignored for his statements before the war. Can Rumsfeld please be jailed now.

[bunny planet]

26. Erm..... actually Keef,

I do that. Look at my old x-rays that is. It's an artsy-fartsy thing, we all love x-rays, we xerox them and print them and draw them and stuff. Artists, weird.

[Patsy Stone]

27. You couldn't find any birthdays for December 8th??

It's Terri Hatcher's birthday.
It's Roy Firestone's birthday.
It's Kim Basinger's birthday.
It's Gregg Allman's birthday.
It's Flip Wilson's birthday.
It's Jim Morrison's birthday.

And...

It's Ann Coulter's birthday.

For starters.

[bleever]

28. I think he said "history", but

Flip Wilson and Jim Morrison deserved mention.

[Patsy Stone]

30. Eli Whitney

Sibelius
Paul Klee
James Thurber
Diego Rivera
Sam Kinison
Lee J. Cobb

Not really even trying. :)

Lazy interns -- no soup for you!

[bleever]

45. Someone's gonna get hell

for missing Kinison.

[GigiMommy]

29. Hi Everybody!!! Sorry, I'm late.

:hi: :bounce: Busy doing Mommy/Family things.

[Patsy Stone]

31. Hi, mama!

:loveya:

[GigiMommy]

33. Hey Patsy!!!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: BTW, NICE picture of you and Bunny!:loveya:

[WolverineDG]

32. Where do I go to have Karl include my name on his "list?"

:rofl:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

34. It's on there.

Don't you worry.

:)

[WolverineDG]

35. Good! I hear Santa is giving out extra-good presents

to those of us on Karl's "Naughty" List. :rofl:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

36. The very best one

A brand spanking new Democratic government.

:woohoo:

It's good ol' fashioned Christmas miracle.

[WolverineDG]

37. OH NO! Pats, did you see this???

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8309304

:cry: :cry: :cry:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

39. RIP, Bob

and thanks.

p.s. (whispering) Spice World wasn't bad.

[ralps]

38. Today's worst person in the world is BillO The Clown!! for promoting the Great

American Holiday _ui_!! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[GigiMommy]

40. Hi Ralps!!!

:hi: :bounce: :loveya: Love the Snowman!!!

[Patsy Stone]

41. Where's Berry?

I have a link to another one of those count the hairs on his head Keef bitmaps to give you.

[WolverineDG]

43. watching the show on tv

I guess blinko tv is, well, on the blink again. :(

dg

[Berry Cool]

46. Unfortunately, Berry has been slaving away at work stuff for several days

and had to hook up her link to the numerous Internets to her work version of the typewriter with the teevee on it while Keith was on.

I did take a break to watch him, but that was on the traditional teevee box. I knew from the second I saw the Gray Suit that Keith doesn't really love me, he loves Wolfie anyway. Oh well. :cry: But he did mention that interview with Ken Blackwell, even though he didn't show it, so maybe that means he's still trying to keep me safe from that man. I only wish he could.

May I say that any night featuring Billo the Clown in a Santa hat is a good night? It's just not Keith at Christmastime without Billo in a Santa hat.

I must admit this being December 8, I was not only disappointed to see the crew came up with no birthdays (Happy Birthday, Ann Coulter! Hope you enjoy drinking your cake through a straw!), but that I miss Keith being on Dan Patrick's radio show and talking about being on the radio at Cornell when John Lennon was murdered (he was back doing an alumni guest shot at WVBR) and how it was one of the few times he and some other guy were actually playing DJs, and how they played Lennon and Beatles songs all night. The bizarre thing is, I was but a few miles away in another town when all this was happening--I could have picked them up on the radio, had I known. Yeah, I know everybody else was doing the same thing.

Ah, well, wouldn't have been the same anyway these days. Not with Katy sitting beside him, asking him "Who was John Lennon, honey? Oh yeah, some guy who died before I was born. Yeah, I remember you told me about him. He did that song 'Valotte,' right?" ... *sigh*

Please do send along whatever this thing is, Pats. I would love to count the hairs on Keith's head. Personally. But if that isn't possible, is this the next best thing? :loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

47. Sorry you're working so much.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2008/08/82029175

Click on the link. It will give you an error, but then type .jpg after it. I didn't want to post it, because it's massive.

p.s. Nice with the Valotte joke. :)

[Berry Cool]

48. OMG...you can count every pore!

He has small bumps on his face!

The dent in his chin is like the friggin' Grand Canyon!!!!

He not only has copious hair on the back of his hands, but on the lowest joint of each finger!!!! (No wonder Martha's people "manscaped" him before letting him handle food on camera! Must've been interesting--"Now don't worry, Mr. Olbermann, we're just going to paint this hot wax on your hand and fingers and then strip it right off. Won't hurt a bit.")

Those lovely, merry crescent-moon eyes...! :loveya:

You can see where the "think" lines are forming: there's a horizontal line across his forehead and a vertical one between his eyes. Eventually they will meet and form a T.

Oh, and his hair? Look at the hairline. Sorry, Olbermann Watch. It's real.

...aaaahhhhhhh...

*KLUNKKKKKKK*

[WolverineDG]

42. OMG, IT'S THE SHAM-WOW GUY!!!

:wow:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

44. LOL!

I swear that guy deserves his own show. "Followin' me camera guy?"