KOEB Meeting 12/9/08 Got This Bleepin' Thing And It's Bleepin' Golden Edition

[Berry Cool]

:hi: I'm done with my work! It's time for Keith in jeans!

Now can I replace Obama in the Senate?? Come on, how much you want???? $$$$$$$$

[Patsy Stone]

1. Worst hair ever!

How did this guy ever get elected with that cat sitting on his head?

:hi:, all!

[bleever]

2. It's a travesty, I tell ya.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

3. Is that the one from eBay?

It looks a little like Joan Rivers, or Madame. :)

FITZ! :loveya:

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

6. That guy is scary.

He needs the services of a professional.

I had a laugh today listening to Randi Rhodes trying to pronounce "Blagojevich."

Agh...how much is that Senate seat in the window????

[bleever]

7. Yep.

Had to find it after seeing Gogi's post.

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

4. That Patsy Stone doll is great!!!

Pats!! They made a DOLL of ya!!!! :rofl:

I guess Fitzmas came early...only it had surprises we were not expecting!!

[GigiMommy]

8. Oh my goodness, it's PATSY!!!

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

29. I wonder if that guy has a Vicar of Dibley doll..

I'd bid pretty high for it, too. :)

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

34. Hi REV! That's one of my FAV shows.

:hi: :bounce:

[RevCheesehead]

39. Me, too, Gigi!

Bless you!

[Patsy Stone]

36. A quick search yielded none.

:( But I found a cartoon you can buy. (I'd hold out for the doll, myself).

[RevCheesehead]

27. He must get 'em the same place Donald Trump does.

Is it just me, or does this guy look a little like John Travolta, or what he could have been if that acting thing didn't work out?

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

5. NICE PANTS!!!

:hi: :bounce: :loveya:

[Berry Cool]

9. Ah, GGM, you have excellent taste.

:loveya: :hi: How are you and Cassie tonight?

[GigiMommy]

13. Cassie's fine but I'm a little down...

One of my cousins passed away early this morning. He was the "black sheep" of the family but he was STILL family and he LOVED Cassie. His birthday was the day after Christmas; only 57 years old. :cry:

[Patsy Stone]

14. That's very sad.

I'm sorry, GG. :hug:

[GigiMommy]

19. Thanks Patsy!!

Being here helps a lot.

[Berry Cool]

18. Oh, I'm sorry, GGM.

:cry: That's awfully young, and always sad to lose someone.

[GigiMommy]

26. Thanks Berry.

He's the fifth member of my family to pass away this year. The others were older (in their 90's and my Grandma at 101) but it's still overwhelming.

[RevCheesehead]

30. Oh no!

I'm so very sorry, Gigi. :hug:

[GigiMommy]

38. Thanks Rev.

This has been some year, super highs and lows.

[WolverineDG]

10. What the.....

:wtf: I spend the morning in court & get back at lunch & all HELL has broken loose!! :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

Hey, Governor Dumbshit, always presume you are being recorded!!

dg

[WolverineDG]

11. Dear God, there is a governor out there with worse hair than

Rick Perry. :wow:

dg

[Berry Cool]

22. Maybe even with worse morals than Ken Blackwell would have had, had he won.

...On second thought, naah. :shrug:

But close.

[ralps]

12. Hi BerryBush, Hi Everyone!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

15. Hiya, ralps!

:hi:

[ralps]

20. Hi Patsy!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

16. "Senate Candidate #5"...

A little bit of Jesse in my life
A little bit of Emil on the side
A little bit of Roddy, don't you know
You wanna be a senator, pay him dough

A little bit Obama shies away
A little bit of Fitz says pay-to-play
Lookin' like that seat was up for sale
A whole lotta Roddy's goin' to jail

[bleever]

37. That's pretty funny, Berry.

[Berry Cool]

44. Thanks

It just seemed to come to me out of somewhere, I don't know.

[Patsy Stone]

46. That scares me a little.

:)

[GigiMommy]

17. Hi Ralps!!!

:hi: :bounce: Love the "Santa" Kitty!

[ralps]

21. Hi GigiMommy! & Cassie!! I do too!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

24. Howdee do, ralps!

:hi: Do we get to pahk the cah czah in Hahvahd Yahd?

[RevCheesehead]

23. Hey, I'm looking for a new job - what about me?

:hi: Hi everyone!
I've been watching, but cleaning up after a not-so-successful dinner. :puke:

[Patsy Stone]

25. Car Czarina in da hizzy!

:hi: :loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

32. I was thinking Senator from Illinois.

Do you think they'd require residency in the state essential?

:hi: :loveya:

[bleever]

40. "Senator Cheese! Is it true you've told derogatory jokes

about people from Illinois?"

The blogosphere would be all over you.

[RevCheesehead]

43. There's that, true.

Then again, would I actually have to represent THEM?
And, can I call them FIB's? :evilgrin:

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

41. Naah. You got the scratch, the job is yours.

At least, um, that's what I heard. :eyes:

[RevCheesehead]

45. Lemme see what Dad has in his bank account.

He'll just have to move in with me. :hi:

[Patsy Stone]

42. Compared to what this guy's been up to

I don't think there are any requirements for the job at all. They'd probably entertain any offer right about now.

See, now, Car Czarina? I think that one you could phone in.

[RevCheesehead]

47. Even better!

Do I get extra credit because I'm driving my dad's Buick?

[Patsy Stone]

51. You'd spend the day handing out a bunch of money

and tell people what they're doing wrong. You could probably log on and do that from anywhere -- even a Starbucks.

[Berry Cool]

28. Oh dear, that bad, eh?

:hi: Hi Rev! I admit, I let others do the cooking tonight, and met an interesting bass player named Tony.

[Berry Cool]

31. George F. Will, another guy with bad hair.

Keith's going to rake him over the coals for talking bull about the Fairness Doctrine. Sure, but I bet he's in Keith's fantasy baseball league.

[RevCheesehead]

33. Actually, I made a hell of a cabbage salad.

Made w/Ramen noodles, etc. THAT was good! :9

The spareribs were a disaster. Freezer-burn. :puke:


TONY???
That leaves Keith for me!!!!!!!! :bounce::bounce:

[Berry Cool]

57. Not so fast, Kemosabe.

I never said anything about...THAT. :rofl:

You still have to share Keith. Until further notice.

But the spare ribs, I'll skip. :scared:

[RevCheesehead]

60. I'm also going to have to dig through the freezer.

That's a summer job - no fair! :scared:

Oh, OK. We can share Keith (and we can adopt Katy). :evilgrin:

[Berry Cool]

79. Can't we just put Katy up for adoption?

Free to a good home??

Oh, no, wait...that's the arrangement she's got with Keith. :rofl: (Except it's probably not so free.)

[RevCheesehead]

81. I'd opt for a "no kill" shelter.

:evilgrin:

[Berry Cool]

83. You're kinder than me, dear.

...OK. OK...JUST KIDDING...really.

Don't come after me, Agent Mike. O8)

[ralps]

35. Hi RevCheesehead, Crook & I are doing good & Hi to Oreo, CC & lil' Keith! Hugs

Oh Dear! are you going to have to move soon? :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :grouphug: :shrug:

[RevCheesehead]

48. Hi ralps and Crook! Did you get a pile of snow?

We got at least 7 inches. The end of the driveway was well over 3 feet tall. x(

No, hopefully I'll be here until June 30. The bishop, of course, has the final say, but the pastor-parish committee told them they want me to stay and continue for many years to come. Go figure. :)

:hi: :hug:

[ralps]

53. Yes we did! & I really hope you can stay where you are for a while!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

62. Me, too.

Thanks, ralps! :hug:

[WolverineDG]

64. Parish committee to bishop: Fuck you

We want Cheesy!!

:hi: :loveya:

dg

[RevCheesehead]

70. If I ever go to court to sue these bastids,

I want you by my side - even if only to translate the bullshit. :hi: :loveya:

[Berry Cool]

49. Wow! Nice mini-Special Comment, Keith!

That was kind of a stealth Special Comment. Anyone else get the impression he's working it up to do a big one on Inauguration Eve?

[Patsy Stone]

52. I see a DVD set in his future

That was a great little list of the horrors of the past eight years.

[bleever]

50. Wow, Keith's condensing * history into two minutes.

Nice and comprehensive.

WE'LL write the history books, George. Don't worry about that.

[SeattleGirl]

54. Good bleepin' evening, everyone!

Just got home, so I'll catch the repeat after Rachel.

Good grief, can you believe that Gov? Trying to sell Obama's seat? Holy cow!

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

59. Hi, SG!

:hi: Glad you could make it, even late!

[SeattleGirl]

61. Hi Berry!

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

67. Potty mouth!

:P

Hi, SG! :hi: :loveya:

[SeattleGirl]

72. Rev!!!!!

Dang, it's been awhile since I've seen you! How did your meeting go?

And yes, I am definitely a potty mouth! :P

:loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

74. I think I got a 6-month stay of execution.

I'm way too tired tonight to respond fully. Forgive me? :hug:

[SeattleGirl]

77. Of course.

I'm pretty tired myself, but I still have stuff to do. x(

You can tell me about it when you're not so tired. :hug:

[RevCheesehead]

80. Actually, I was gonna point you to previous responsesI've posted.

Call me uber-lazy. :)

[GigiMommy]

75. Hi SG!!

:hi: :bounce: Catch ya at 10.

[SeattleGirl]

82. Gigi!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Patsy Stone]

55. "The Manatee"

High-larious.

[Berry Cool]

66. Someone should really tell the Manatee that the Constitution

outlines the right to a speedy trial, right in the Bill of Rights.

See, Sean, it's supposed to be a GOOD thing. If you're not guilty, you clear your name quickly. If you are, you get your punishment going (and possibly over with sooner).

[Patsy Stone]

69. I wonder if he's really that stupid

or purposefully lying.

[ralps]

56. Today's worst person in the world is BillO The Clown!! for stalking another reporter!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

58. Did anyone else have that Prilosec ad?

The one with the woman who's dancing the night away but she's a little too old to be at the club? What is her deal? Is she a cougar -- with heartburn?

[bleever]

65. It's everywhere!

[RevCheesehead]

73. OMG - I was just going to post the same thing!!

I was gonna say, if she's old enough to get wicked heartburn, then she's probably way too old to be wearing that god-awful smock-top. Somewhere, her teenage daughter is dying of embarassment.

[Berry Cool]

84. All I'm sayin' is...

...her name is Katie.

Maybe there's something about chicks with a name like that.

[Patsy Stone]

63. "I'll be on right after the last hour of the Today Show."

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

68. Keith's interview with Jay Leno is not live.

He even has a fake backdrop to make it look darker. Fake-out!!!

(Um, Keith, we KNOW you don't have the Empire State Building right outside your windows.)

[Patsy Stone]

71. He looks like he's on leave from prison

What is that shirt?

[RevCheesehead]

78. Does Jay Leno really have a right to criticize someone else's hair?

Personally, I can't stand that reverse-skunk look he has going.

[Berry Cool]

85. Leno looks like he was rode hard and put away wet.

[WolverineDG]

76. Wow, how did they get the Empire State building to morph into a Christmas tree?

:wow:

dg

[Berry Cool]

86. It's The Magic of TeeVee.

AKA, Jay was not available when Keith was on so he agreed to a taped interview in a crappy shirt with no makeup and his hair not done. It was still daytime behind Keith at the time, so someone projected a backdrop of the Empire State Building at night behind him, and voila, we had an interview. Ta-daaa! :applause: