KOEB Meeting 12/15/08 If The Shoe Fits, Duck It Edition

[Berry Cool]

:hi: Keith finishes his Top Most Corrupt Politicians tonight! Join us!

[SharonRB]

1. You sure didn't waste any time getting started tonight

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

5. Hi Sha-Sha!!

How are ya? :hi:

[SharonRB]

7. I'm okay.

[Berry Cool]

6. I thought I'd avoid any confusion and start things without further a-shoe

I mean, further ado... :rofl:

It's a really big shoe tonight!!!! :bounce:

[SeattleGirl]

11. This is for you, Berry

[Berry Cool]

84. Can't see it...

[SeattleGirl]

85. Well, dang!

Shows up for me.

It's a pic of Ed Sullivan. :)

[Berry Cool]

89. Curious.

I gather, because it's a really big...

[SeattleGirl]

92. ......

:spray:

[SeattleGirl]

2. Hi Berry!

I'm here in time to watch with the other kids in the clubhouse tonight!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

:hi:

[SharonRB]

4. Yay!

Hi, SG

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

8. I still can't believe that guy threw both shoes before anybody did

anything.

[Patsy Stone]

15. As Botany asked in his soon to be DUzy winning reply:

"Would you take a shoe for this man?"

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

19. I saw that!

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

3. These shoes rule...

These shoes suck...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA

[SeattleGirl]

14. Hi ya, Pats!

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

9. "Flowers & Candy" are Arabic for "Flying Shoes"

Who knew? :shrug:

:hi: everyone!!

dg

[SharonRB]

12. Hi, DG

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

17. Wolvie!

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

21. Heya SG!!

I'm headed your way next week!! :hi:

dg

[SeattleGirl]

26. You are?????

Gonna be in Seattle, or some other area?

[WolverineDG]

33. Everett

and surrounds. Wherever they drag me. :sigh: Family. ;)

dg

[SeattleGirl]

36. Ah, yes.

Hope they drag you to some good places!

[Botany]

81. go here

[WolverineDG]

96. Been there

done that. ;)

Love your avatar, btw.

dg

[Botany]

103. well go to the pike st market area and get some:

[Patsy Stone]

47. LOL!

I just saw this. :rofl:

:hi:

[Botany]

58. did I ever tell you that you are my Fav?

no it was "rose petals and sweets"


The first I ever heard Joe Wilson was in Feb 2003 on NPR
Iraq has 105 different sides and they all hate ech other ...
sure we can be in Baghdad in a week but that is when the
trouble will start.

[SharonRB]

10. Anyone see this thread?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=7979443&mesg_id=7979443

Let's all send an old pair of shoes to the White House as a farewell gift.

[WolverineDG]

16. Don't forget to let your dog "do stuff" to 'em first

;)

dg

[Berry Cool]

18. Keith is having way too much fun with the shoe-throwing story, as I knew he would.

"SOLE OF A NATION"

"The right shoe, and the left shoe...fair and balanced." :rofl:

And the Austin Powers clip was classic.

I also can't wait to see the Countdown crew's MST3K version of the annual Barney holiday video!

[RevCheesehead]

69. Best idea since Murphy Brown sent a truckload of potatoes to Dan Quayle!

:rofl:

[SharonRB]

71. I forgot all about that!

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

73. Ironically,

I happen to wear a size 10 shoe. O8)

[Berry Cool]

94. My youngest sis should send hers.

She wears an 11. Her ex says she has to buy her shoes at Clowns 'R' Us.

I admit, this makes me laugh uproariously.

[Berry Cool]

88. Hi Rev!!!

:hi: They'd never survive the stink of MY shoes! I'm Italian!

[RevCheesehead]

114. ...

:rofl:

:hi: How are ya, Berry?

[Berry Cool]

143. Doing OK

How you holding up?

[RevCheesehead]

146. About the same as you.

Lots of people around here are losing jobs... and I have to be their pastor, offering hope, while saying nothing about my situation. Sigh.
It's going to be a weird Christmas.

[Berry Cool]

149. Man, that really sucks.

Just reemember, when you need to vent, the completely unordained Reverend Berry is always here. :hug:

[ralps]

13. Hi BerryBush, Hi Everyone! Georgie says So!! Grrrr & Yay for the shoe thrower!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SeattleGirl]

23. Hi ralps!

:hi:

[ralps]

29. Hi SeattleGirl!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

30. "The Bush Legacy Projectile"

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

39. ROFL!

:thumbsup: to the caption department.

[RevCheesehead]

20. I only wish the guy had bigger feet.

:hi: Hi, everyone!

[Patsy Stone]

22. And steel-toed boots.

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

27. and covered in doggie-doo, too.

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

24. Like Bozo?

Yeah, I'm one with that.

:fistbump:

dg

[RevCheesehead]

32. Where'd you get that fist bump smiley, Willis??

That's too cool! :rofl:

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

34. New DU smilie!!

No shit! : fistbump : :fistbump:

dg

[RevCheesehead]

37. Really???

:fistbump:

Oh, how utterly cool and subversive of us!!! :P

[WolverineDG]

46. I still prefer the terrorist fistbump with beer

:toast:

:P

dg

[RevCheesehead]

51. You have to be over 21 to use it, though.

:toast: :fistbump:
I see what you mean. :)

[WolverineDG]

86. For the under-21s, it could be a root-beer float

:toast:

:)

dg

[ralps]

25. Hi RevCheesehead, Crook & I are doing good & Hi to Oreo, CC & lil' Keith! Hugs

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :grouphug:

[RevCheesehead]

35. Hi ralps and Crook!

We're good, too - but I think I caught CC's cold. I have the sniffles.
:hi: :hug:

[SharonRB]

38. Sure you didn't catch Keith's cold?

Sounds like that's why he wasn't here on Friday.

[RevCheesehead]

48. Um, ah... yeah! Yeah, that's it!!

Actually, I was visiting in the nursing homes today. I used hand sanitizer when I finished, but sometimes you just can't stop it.

:hi: Forgive my ignorance, but when does Hanukkah begin?

[Patsy Stone]

50. Next Monday, I think.

What'd ya get me?

[RevCheesehead]

53. Think George Clooney.

:evilgrin:

[SharonRB]

54. Hey!

I thought that's what you were getting me.

[RevCheesehead]

57. It is.

Patsy peeked in the package, so I had to get one for her, too. :silly:

[SharonRB]

59. Who knew he had a twin?

:shrug:

[Patsy Stone]

62. Impossible

There is no way there are two of those in this world. But, can we please share?

[SharonRB]

66. With you?

Of course!

I'll take the even-numbered days, you can have the odd-numbered days.

[Patsy Stone]

90. Yes, with me.

I'd just like to go out with him a few evenings a month. Wear my nice shoes, ya know? I promise I'll take good care of him.

[SharonRB]

93. As long as you promise not to throw any of said shoes at him!

[RevCheesehead]

117. Alright, you two...

Sharon, you get George Clooney.
Patsy, you'll get your very own Johnny Depp.

[SharonRB]

120. Works for me!

If Pats has a problem with it, I'll loan George to her a few times a month.

[Patsy Stone]

121. Oh, Rev...

YOu give the best gifts ever. :loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

125. I'm not that nice.

I'm keeping Harrison Ford for myself. :P

[Berry Cool]

144. Can I have Jon Hamm from Mad Men?

His longtime girlfriend Janiqua doesn't really need him. Honest. :evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

147. Absolutely.

When did you become Jewish? :D

[Berry Cool]

150. When I saw Jon Hamm.

I said "Oy vey, is that a gorgeous man or what?"

[Patsy Stone]

72. In that case

don't bother with the gift wrap.

[Berry Cool]

106. Hanukkah has to be a ways off.

I have yet to dodge the Menorah Mobile.

[Patsy Stone]

116. LOL! (nt)

[SharonRB]

52. Next Sunday night.

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

55. Oh, good.

I'm pretty sure I can dig up something special for ya. :D

[Berry Cool]

97. Doesn't it figure, you'd take credit for getting Keith's cold?

I had such a sick headache yesterday morning that I threw up--does that count?

(Yeah, I know, thank you for sharing, right?)

[RevCheesehead]

123. If you kept on reading,

you'd realize I finally gave the blame to CC, not Keith. :P

PS - I'm now eating Campbell's Selects Chicken Noodle Soup.
(It needs salt)

[ralps]

42. Oh dear!! I hope you all get better soon!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :grouphug:

[RevCheesehead]

60. Thanks.

Only difference between CC and me right now is my ability to use kleenex (although I prefer paper towels - fewer fibers up the nose). :)

[SeattleGirl]

28. Rev!!!!!

Gotta say one thing for Bush: he has pretty quick reflexes.

[RevCheesehead]

40. That's 'cause he gets lots of practice.

Laura throws all kinds of shit at him, all the time. ;)

:hi: :loveya:

[SeattleGirl]

44. I heard Randi Rhodes say the same thing today.

:)

:loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

61. She steals all her good material from me.

And she never, ever gives me credit for it, either.

[Patsy Stone]

63. ...

:spray:

[SeattleGirl]

65. Well, for shame!

[RevCheesehead]

76. Oh, I love that smiley!

I wish I could somehow paste his head on my Bishop avatar.

[SeattleGirl]

77. That's one of my "annoyed" smilies.

I think it would be a hoot to see it on the Bishop avatar! :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

126. And post it in Wolvie's "Darth Vader" thread!

:rofl:

[Botany]

68. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav?

bush "He wanted to get on TV." (the thrower, al-Zaidi)
ah no he is a TV reporter .... he is on all the time

[RevCheesehead]

141. Lest we forget:

Man in crowd III: He has given us a sign!
Man in crowd V: He has given us...his shoe!
Man in crowd III: The shoe is the sign! Let us follow his example!
Man in crowd IV: What?
Man in crowd III: Let us like him, hold up one shoe and let the other one be upon our foot, for this is his sign that all who follow him shall do likewise!
Man in crowd III: No, no, no, the shoe is a sign that we must gather shoes together in abundance!
Woman in crowd II: Cast off the shoes! Follow the gourd!
Man in crowd V: No, let us gather shoes together! Let me!
Woman in crowd: Oh, get off!
Man in crowd IV: No, no, it is a sign that like him we must think not of the things of the body, but of the face and head!
Man in crowd V: Give me your shoe!
Man in crowd IV: Get off!
Woman in crowd II: Follow the gourd, the holy gourd of Jerusalem!
Gourdy part of crowd: The gourd! The gourd!
Man in crowd VI: Hold up the sandal, like he has demanded us...
Man in crowd III: It is a shoe! It is a shoe!
Man in crowd VI: It's a sandal!
Man in crowd III: No, it is not! It is a shoe!
Woman in crowd II: Cast it away!
Man in crowd III: Put it on!
Man in crowd IV: Now clear off!
Man in crowd V: Take the shoes and follow him!
Woman in crowd II: All thee who follow the gourdie!
Man in crowd VII: Stop! Stop it! Stop! Stop! Let us...let us pray! Yea, he cometh to us. Like the sea to the grave...

[Berry Cool]

145. ...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

148. One of the best movies ever made.

My brother learned about it while in seminary. He said we had to wait until our parents were asleep before we could watch it. :)

[SharonRB]

31. Was that guy related to Johnny Gosch?

He looked a little like Jeff Gannon.

[bleever]

41. Look at the coke jaw snap into action when the first shoe flies.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

43. Before or after?

:hi:

[bleever]

64. Right after,

as he's standing back up.

At first I thought he had smiled, but with the other viewpoints to observe, it's a little more like a deer in the headlights.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

70. Some of this footage

was much closer than I'd seen before. If there hadn't been a million things happening in this house while it was playing, I might have had a chance to look closer.

I'm going to try and rewind during the next break, but if I don't get the chance, I'll have to wait until the rerun.

[SeattleGirl]

45. Hi bleev!

:hi:

[bleever]

67. Hi SG!

Best wishes to you and Mr. SG in finding his next job.

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

74. Thanks, bleev

:hi:

[Botany]

49. I just can't see that show video enough

:rofl:

[bleever]

78. Godspeed, little shoe.

[Botany]

91. tin foil hat time

was there a second shoe-ter?

[bleever]

99. You know, it would have been more appropriate if he'd thrown

a loafer.

[Patsy Stone]

56. "Tainted Gov"

:rofl:

[bleever]

75. What is "Soft Cell"?

and I'll take "Human League" for $400.

[Patsy Stone]

79. And the answer is...

"A million, brazillion dollars."

Question: "What was their eyeliner budget for the 1980s?"

[Berry Cool]

80. Alan Freed! Cleveland shout-out!!!!

:loveya: Coughing Keith LOVES ME!!!! :loveya:

Although some believe the guy who owned Record Rendezvous came up with the term "rock 'n' roll."

[bleever]

82. Chucklenuts has the acting abilities of

shirt cardboard.

Feh.

[WolverineDG]

83. Hey, that was a cute video

I like Barney! :loveya: It's not his fault his owner is an ass.

dg

[Berry Cool]

104. I wanted the crew to go all the way and do an MST3K version!

That was one piece of garbage. If I were Michael Phelps I'd refuse to appear in it.

[Botany]

87. Laura Bush is stoned to the bone in that video

my God what is she on horse tranq., xanax, vodka, and menthol cigs?

[Patsy Stone]

95. With a little Red Bull

just to keep her eyes open and her mouth moving.

:hi:

[Botany]

100. She was flying high

looks like her face got tightened up notch or two

[Berry Cool]

122. Do you think maybe there's just a little key in the back of her neck

and they turn it every once in a while?

[SharonRB]

98. Louise Slaughter endorsed Caroline

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=7983619&mesg_id=7983619

:woohoo:

[SeattleGirl]

101. Yay!!!

:woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

102. I was wondering why they showed a picture of Harry Shearer

during his intro to the most corrupt politicans.

Ooopsie. Wrong camera.

[GigiMommy]

105. Hi Everyone!!

:hi: :bounce:

[Patsy Stone]

107. Hi, GGM!

Stayin' warm?

:hi:, Cassie!

[GigiMommy]

115. BRRRRRR!! We're trying!

Cassie says, HI!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[SharonRB]

118. Not easy today, huh?

52 this morning and 20-something when I came home from work. At least the sun came out for a while this afternoon and the days start getting longer again next week!

[GigiMommy]

124. It was warmer this morning but it looked VERY dreary

What a day to go to a funeral. Buried a third family member in five months.

[SharonRB]

128. I'm so sorry, Gigi

:hug:

[GigiMommy]

133. Thanks Sharon.

I'm ready for 2009.

[SharonRB]

134. You and me both.

It's been a rough year and a great year, all at the same time.

[SharonRB]

109. Hi, Gigi

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

119. Hi Sharon!!!

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

110. Hi Gigi!!!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[GigiMommy]

127. Hi SG!!!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Berry Cool]

113. Hi GGM! And Cassie!!

:hi: You're here just in time to see the Christmas sweater that is Glenn Beck's brain unravel!!

[GigiMommy]

130. Hi Berry!!! Oh Goody!!!

:hi: :bounce:

[Botany]

108. My guess is that Cheney will be the #1 crook of all time

if i am right than Steph will have to fly out and have sex w/ me. :bounce:

[ralps]

111. Today's worst person in the world is Glenn Be_K!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

112. Botany, Keith loves you...

Another Blazing Saddles reference!

[Berry Cool]

129. Actually, Pete Best's music isn't bad. Keith shouldn't compare him to a corrupt politician.

His band just put out an album a few months ago. "Come With Me" is good.

[SharonRB]

131. The Dukester!

He definitely deserves that spot.

[SharonRB]

132. And Blago is #3!

What a fucktard. He's so dumb.

[SharonRB]

135. Cheney didn't even make the list?

Or did I miss him?

[Patsy Stone]

136. Not there.

A giant mistake.

[SharonRB]

137. Definitely.

[Berry Cool]

138. Well, I have to admit, Boss Tweed is deserving.

And Thomas Nast's cartoons helped bring him down.

[GigiMommy]

139. Buster Browns...

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

140. And Tighe.

Another useless fact taking up room in my brain.

[GigiMommy]

142. ...

:rofl: