I am doing something extremely boring at work.

[crispini]

Quick! Somebody post something fun before I die of ennui! :silly:

[gkhouston]

1. "A is for Abby, who fell down the stairs"

sorry, but "ennui" made me think of the Ghashlycrumb Tinies. If you need some diversion, hop over to GD and read today's gaggle. The WH press corps are still after Simply Scotty's hide. :popcorn: I may telecommute tomorrow, or set the VCR, just so I can watch.

[Berry Cool]

2. "B is for Bush, who's following Abby unawares"

Oh my, this is interesting. Too bad I was too busy doing boring things at work to even read anything else today!

[crispini]

3. C is for CIA, with angry agents everywhere!

'Cause you know the Plame exposure HAD to have pissed them off... :7

[WolverineDG]

4. "D is for DSM which proves no WMDs were there"

:)

dg

[Botany]

5. E is for escape from the 'cuffs

[Botany]

6. F is for ........

:rofl:

:hug:

[Catchawave]

8. G is for .....

Bot is a silly GOOSE :)

[Botany]

9. H is for hormone

As in estrogen is a hormone

[crispini]

10. I is for IMPEACHMENT, which can't happen soon enough!

[Gogi]

11. "M is for Missouri, where you should be"

Because Missouri ranks number one in hours lost at work due to goofing off! (I'm serious, someone did a study.)

[Botany]

13. N is for No good lying sack of shit

see P or Puffy McMoon Face or Scott McCellen

[crispini]

14. O is for Olbermann

It's Obvious --- Our favorite newsguy! :loveya:

[Botany]

15. P is for Puffy McMoon Face

Presidential spokes liar

"Question, Jeff"

[crispini]

18. Q is for Queen.

See also: P. :rofl:

[Botany]

19. Q is also for Quiver .......

The EDV Quivered in anticipation as ************ came near and whispered
into her ear.

[SharonRB]

20. R is for Rove

Who I hope will soon be gone.

[Botany]

21. S is for Stephanie Miller

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:
:loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya:

She will be mine :rofl:

[WolverineDG]

23. oh why

did i know you would post that??? ;)

dg

[gkhouston]

16. how could they tell in Missouri?

Do clocks actually work there?

[Gogi]

26. Hey, the local news only reports this crap,

they don't bother with boring old methodology!

[Clark2008]

7. Made me think of Pete Townshend

The tissue box is empty
No coffee for my cream
Dogs howl in the alley
Crazy women scream
Some kids shout from there pick up truck
There stoned on life and beer
Fifty radios playing in this street
But I'm still hardly here

Exquisitely bored in California
We take our trouble to the Crest
Exquisitely bored in California
Exquisitely bored, Just like all the rest

When the sun shines things'll get moving,
You feel close to the stars.
There are good times walking in Laguna,
But it rains in my heart

The peasants here are starving
They look out there barrels out in space
Pray TV looks like pay TV to me
It's just a curse on the human race
I take a drive up to L.A.
In my gas guzzling limousine
There's a whole lot of crazy people up there
Living out a life in sweet ennui

Exquisitely bored in California
We take our trouble to the Crest
Exquisitely bored in California
Exquisitely bored, Just like all the rest

When the sun shines things'll get moving,
You feel close to the stars.
There are good times walking in Laguna,
But it rains in my heart

Exquisitely bored in California
We take our trouble to the Crest
Exquisitely bored in California
Exquisitely bored, Just like all the rest

[Berry Cool]

12. I think we skipped some letters here!...J, K, L...

J is for Joke, which this administration is
K is for Keith, who leaves us in bliss
L is for Love, which is what we all feel
When we think of his snark and his great sex appeal!

[gkhouston]

17. oops, A was actually for Amy, not Abby

this is the book I was thinking of yesterday... the illustrations are a bit difficult to see, but you get the general idea

http://members.fortunecity.com/pandora15/edwardgorey/gashlycrumba.html

[Berry Cool]

22. T is for Traitor

which describes Karl Rove...

[WolverineDG]

24. U is for Uranium

You know, of the yellowcake variety from Niger...

dg

[WolverineDG]

25. V is for Verdict

Karl Rove is GUILTY AS CAN BE!

(well, I can hope...)

dg

[Botany]

27. W is for idiot

who will stand trial in the Hague for war crimes.

[Berry Cool]

28. X is for "X-political adviser"...and "X-president!"

which I hope Rove and Bush will be soon!

[WolverineDG]

29. Y is for WHY IS IT TAKING SO DAMN LONG

to impeach & imprison these crooks & traitors????

dg

[Botany]

30. Z is for Ron Zegler

Zegler was Nixon's press secretary who lied to cover his boss ......
Just like Puffy McMoon Face.

Z also = thank you zoooooooo much for letting me out of the 'cuffs.

[crispini]

31. Good job Botany!

I was wondering who would come up with something for Z.

[Botany]

32. Z is for Zipper too.

The cuffs got caught in the zipper of Crispini's leather and studs outfit.

:rofl: