KOEB 12-17-08 If the shoe fits...edition

[SharonRB]

Isn't he gone yet?

[SeattleGirl]

1. Hi Sharon! Howdy all!

Unfortunately, no, he's not gone yet.

:hi:

[SharonRB]

4. Damn!

Hi, SG

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

9. Yeah, I know.

But at least were down to double digits in the countdown to O-Day!

[WolverineDG]

2. If the shoe fits, fling it!

:rofl:

:hi: Sharon!!

dg

[SeattleGirl]

3. Hi Wolvie!

Oh, what Bush has wrought! :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

8. I wish someone would "shoe" him away!

:hi: Hi all!

Sha-Sha, that's Keith's living room, isn't it?

[SharonRB]

10. Sure is.

Wanna see the floor plan?

[SharonRB]

14. Floor plan

[Berry Cool]

19. Yeah, I saw it. That's why I recognized the picture

(although I wish I had another reason.)

I think it's very nice that Katy has her own bedroom, don't you?

[SharonRB]

20. You dreamer you.

[Berry Cool]

29. Dreamer nothing!

A girl her age has to have her own bedroom. Where else is she gonna hang all her High School Musical and Jonas Brothers posters?? :shrug:

[WolverineDG]

31. 3 potties in a 2BR?

:crazy:

dg

[SharonRB]

33. One for each bedroom plus a powder room for guests.

Makes sense to me!

[Berry Cool]

40. It amuses me to know my bathroom is bigger than Keith's.

Even if I have only the one. Actually, my place is probably not much different in size and costs WAY less. 'Course I don't own it, but still.

Well, OK, I don't overlook Central Park. But I have a lovely view of the muffler shop next door and the bank across the street.

[Patsy Stone]

35. It's a half-bath,

for guests who don't make the list to get in the bedrooms. :)

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

36. One for each bedroom, one for guests.

That way, one is always clean and fit to be seen.

Also, Keith has his own bathroom and doesn't have to worry about his shaving cream being pushed aside for Katy's Clearasil.

[SharonRB]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=315&topic_id=138011&mesg_id=138044

[Berry Cool]

Hey, I'm still waiting for my Coke from last night!

[SharonRB]

45. I wasn't even here last night!

[Berry Cool]

51. I'm waiting for someone to give me the Coke they owe me

so I can pass it on to you.

[SharonRB]

52. That's okay.

Keep it for yourself. I'm drinking Diet Vernor's.

[Berry Cool]

59. Is it good?

[SharonRB]

60. Absolutely!

[WolverineDG]

44. I think that problem is solved with the "His n Her" sinks

(sorry Berry)

dg

[SharonRB]

49. Correct, but

if they have guests in the other bedroom, then there's a full bathroom for them plus the powder room.

[Berry Cool]

61. I guess that means Katy will have to push aside her stacks of Tiger Beat

to make a path in the room.

(Come on, I'm not fooled by those sinks. Keith needs one for his face and one for his hands. Remember, his head is enormous.)

[RevCheesehead]

101. What? No washer/dryer?

I'd think that would be essential. And, the closets look awfully tiny.

[SharonRB]

102. Looks like there's a stacked washer/dryer in a little alcove

just off the kitchen.

[RevCheesehead]

103. Oh, OK.

I thought that maybe he just bought new underwear (like I do). :)

[SharonRB]

5. Hey, DG

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

6. #5 Shoe-denfreude

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

11. Hi Pats!

OMG, I missed that! :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

21. Wait:

Cobblers claim credit for shoes hurled at Bush

Call it product placement. Across the Middle East, rival shoemakers have claimed it was they who created the footwear flung at US President George W. Bush by an angry Iraqi and immortalised by TV cameras.

http://news.ninemsn.com/article.aspx?id=700996

LOL! :hi:

[WolverineDG]

48. Capitalism, gotta love it

:hi:

dg

[SharonRB]

13. Hiya, Pats

:hi:

I missed it, too.

[Patsy Stone]

24. Hi!

How's your headache?

[SharonRB]

30. Killin' me.

I can't wait to go to sleep, but I discovered that "Private Practice" and "Dirty Sexy Money" are new episodes tonight, so I guess I'll stay up to watch. I thought they'd be on holiday hiatus like everything else.

[Patsy Stone]

41. I missed an episode of DSM

so now I'm a few weeks behind. You can watch it online at ABC (Private Practice too, I think) on demand. If you're feeling that badly, maybe you should sleep.

[SharonRB]

42. I'm recording, too, but

it's such a pain to find time to watch it later on, I'd rather watch tonight and know I'm done with it. Maybe I'll get into bed to watch and if I fall asleep, I fall asleep and can watch it over the weekend.

[Berry Cool]

46. You poor thing.

I have all the sympathy in the world.

[Berry Cool]

15. Between that and Keith's "There's no business like shoe business"

they're on a roll. :rofl:

I guess the footwear-flinging meme is with us for good!

Oh, and Keith says of the shoe-flinger that his lawyer should say: "If the shoe doesn't fit, you must acquit."

[ralps]

7. Hi SharonRB, Hi Everyone!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SeattleGirl]

12. Hi ralps!

:hi:

[ralps]

16. Hi SeattleGirl!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[bleever]

17. It's time for 9/11 to belong to Bush.

His watch.

His failure.

[SeattleGirl]

18. Hi bleev!

You've got that right!

[Berry Cool]

23. It's his, all his, baby.

I mean, come on. You guys do realize that if there was a 9/11-like terrorist attack tomorrow (God forbid), the Repugs would refer to it as "the terrorist attack that happened on Obama's watch"? :grr:

[SeattleGirl]

25. Sure they would.

But when it comes to THEIR guys, well hell, they are never responsible for anything!

[Botany]

22. If only bush had some sort of warning

bush & Cheney trying to re-write history now is really crazy

[WolverineDG]

26. I just want them to exit the stage

left or right, I don't care. Just get off my damn tv.

dg

[Botany]

32. they piss me off ... fuckers should be in jail

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=4670584&mesg_id=4670584

[SeattleGirl]

27. They really, truly think we are completely stupid.

:grr:

[Botany]

34. They run on the big lie idea

tell it long enough and often enough some people buy it.

[Patsy Stone]

38. I quote the great George Costanza:

"Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if YOU believe it."

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

50. They will be lying right into their graves.

And after they're gone, they'll have acolytes to rewrite history for them to make them sound good. It's disgusting how stupid they really think we are.

[Botany]

53. To quote buddy ..... Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav

Rich was great

[bleever]

28. There were no seat numbers in the PDB.

What could he have possibly done?

[Botany]

37. Good point

although Eygpt, Israel, and whole bunch of other countries told us
something is coming.

[SeattleGirl]

39. That's the thing, Bot.

We WERE warned, and yet Bushco chose to ignore it.

I think he could have reacted a lot sooner than he did.

[Botany]

43. Washington D.C. and New York had F-16 fighters for cover

5 minutes they could have been up and shot down those planes ...

[Botany]

47. Preach it to me Rich & Olbermann

:bounce:

[Berry Cool]

56. How in the world does a 3-year-old get out of the house at 3 a.m.??

I think we have a case for Child and Family Services there.

[Patsy Stone]

58. This is an amazing segment.

I think the purpose of the "I was GREAT!!" tour is to leave a few things in the minds of Freepers to get them through the next eight years when they argue with their families and neighbors.

Don't miss this: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=132&topic_id=7984723

[SharonRB]

62. Someone's imagination is working overtime

Where do they come up with this shit?

[SeattleGirl]

64. I believe they pull it outta their backsides.

:eyes:

[SharonRB]

66. That's what I thought!

[Patsy Stone]

65. They're smoking the mold

that grows in the corners of the basement? This will show the insanity was, at least, a little helpful: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=7984723&mesg_id=7984765

[Berry Cool]

80. If only their mothers had tossed those Cheetos

before the expiration date passed.

Instead, they became infested with ergot and, well, you see the result.

[WolverineDG]

they don't have jobs

therefore have all the time in the world to make it all up.

dg

[SeattleGirl]

63. Oh boy.

They really REALLY have gone 'round the bend!

[Berry Cool]

71. I saw that this morning.

I thought "These people either need a shave with Occam's Razor or a good WHAP over the head from the Reality Fairy."

[SeattleGirl]

75. Reality fairy, with an extra large bag of fairy dust.

I think it will take a lot.

[SharonRB]

79. Bag?

I think they'll need a semi full of it.

[SeattleGirl]

84. You are quite right.

I stand corrected. :)

[bleever]

67. "I wanna earmark this thread"

:rofl:

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

68. An instant classic!

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

69. They figure that after a few years, who will remember the details anyway??

Also, by then they'll have had time to make up a few more lies. Then wait for the generation of those who do remember to die off, and teach the children now unborn what * was "really" like--a HERO!! :puke:

[Patsy Stone]

72. The evidence of how much he sucked

will become "inclonclusive."

[Botany]

54. Homework Help

Son is doing a high school debate class

What is a simple definition of an imperial power?

We is comparing Japan's need for oil and rubber than WW II
to our war in Iraq

[SharonRB]

55. One word: Bush

[Botany]

57. thanx

Bush does come up in his speech

[bleever]

70. No mention of Rick Warren?

Or did I miss it?

I think the internet is gonna blow up.

[Patsy Stone]

74. Not yet.

Imagine my surprise finding out DU had exploded. :shrug:

[SeattleGirl]

77. It already has. At least here on DU it has.

I am not going NEAR GD or GD-P right now. :scared:

[SharonRB]

81. It's very scary

I've been staying away from those threads.

[SeattleGirl]

88. Sometimes I wonder what's worse:

Freeperville or DU.

I got caught in a flamewar the other day, was called a prude, told to get over myself, blah blah blah.

All because I didn't like the idea of a kid getting under the stall door of a public restroom and staring (didn't happen to me; I was responding to an OP there).

Sheesh.

You can get attacked for ANYTHING, and I mean ANYTHING, right now.

I think it's almost as bad as it was during the primaries.

[Berry Cool]

98. Two rules of DU:

1. Don't EVER criticize what kids do, lest you have a passel of angry parents on your ass who think EVERYTHING kids do, even in public, is ADORABLE.
:puke:

2. Don't ever try to defend Christianity.

[SeattleGirl]

100. Bingo!

That whole thing pissed me off so much, I finally had to get off the computer.

And Christianity? Yep. It's interesting to me that a lot of people think that their issues are sacrosanct, and whoa be to those who would challenge them.

BUT, they see nothing wrong with bashing anything and everything about Christianity. What am I missing here? :shrug:

[GigiMommy]

73. HI All!!

:hi: :bounce: Where's the fire? Did I hear sirens?

[SeattleGirl]

82. Hi GiGi!!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[GigiMommy]

91. Hi SG!!!

:hi: :bounce: Hope you're doing well!

[SeattleGirl]

92. I am!

Now that the shower and the heat are working again, it's wonderful!

[SharonRB]

76. Detroit shout out!

Bush runs the Lions. Now I understand why they're 0 and 14.

[SeattleGirl]

89. My sincere condolences.

[GigiMommy]

78. Hey Sharon was that a SHOUT OUT to you and me!?!

:woohoo:

[SharonRB]

83. I think it was!

:hi:

[SharonRB]

85. That Adolph Hitler kid looks more like a girl than a boy n/t

[Patsy Stone]

86. I thought they were showing the wrong footage.

Those parents are a lot crazy.

[SeattleGirl]

90. Me too.

I really feel sorry for that kid.

His parent's gave him an horrid name.

Did they think he wasn't going to get shit about it?

[Patsy Stone]

93. They're proud of it

They wanted a cake with a swastika on it. Nucking Futs! White Supremacist A-Holes.

[SeattleGirl]

95. Aw, jeez!

That super-sucks then!

The father claims he's not racist????

Right.

[GigiMommy]

94. Where's the rest of the family?

No Aunts, Uncles, GRANDPARENTS spoke up and said something about naming that poor kid with such a name. :shrug:

[SeattleGirl]

97. Maybe they are of the same mindset.

:puke:

[Botany]

99. Dad needs this

to the side of his head

[bleever]

87. Really, who names their kids Adolph Hitler any more?

That's like "Herbert" or "Esther". So 20th century.

[Patsy Stone]

96. LOL! (nt)