KOEB 1-12-08 Bush's last press conference edition

[SharonRB]

:woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

1. Hi!

Lemme go kill mine

[SharonRB]

2. I didn't see yours.

WTF? Bush inherited a recession? I don't think so.

[Patsy Stone]

5. I almost drove off the road this morning when he said that

What a lying liar. I just knew KO would pick up on the meglomaniacal Katrina answer too. Eight days is too long.

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

3. Blah blah blah blah

My only question: WHY AREN'T YOU GONE YET, ASSHOLE?

:hi: everyone!! One more week til we get a REAL President! :woohoo:

dg

[SharonRB]

6. And I can't wait!

:woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

13. I think the purple tie/grey suit combo looks nice.

I never thought anything could make that suit look good!

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

24. Oh honey, KEITH makes The Gray Suit look good

all on his own. :evilgrin:

:hi:

dg

[RevCheesehead]

27. That's a given.

And, I had to look twice - I thought this response came from Berry. :P

[Berry Cool]

33. Well, it could have.

The man is Hot Stuff. (lick thumb, press to hip, make hissing noise)

[RevCheesehead]

4. Helicopter DRIVERS????

Sheesh! :eyes:
Hi everyone! :HI:

[SharonRB]

7. Hi, Rev

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

19. Hi Sharon!

This presser is making me glad the end is near.

[Patsy Stone]

8. Make helicopters go whirrrrr

:eyes:

Oy.

[RevCheesehead]

21. That's probably how he ate his broccoli...

last night.

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

11. Cheesy!

:loveya: :hi:

dg

[RevCheesehead]

26. Woofie!

Did you know that some people didn't like the idiot? :eyes:

:hi: :loveya:

[WolverineDG]

28. Really?

Why I've been hanging around here since 2004...I never would have guessed. :rofl:

dg

[RevCheesehead]

32. Not only that...

rumor has it that Hilary is a beeyotch... in the bad way.

[Patsy Stone]

37. I'm a torture loving fool

because I like 24. It's amazing what you learn here.

[WolverineDG]

41. Don't forget: You're also a f-ing idiot

because you watch American Idol. :eyes:

I guess I'm a f-ing moron because I'm addicted to almost every Bravo TV reality show.....

dg

[Patsy Stone]

44. Not until tomorrow I'm not. :)

Let's go to the Olive Garden.

:hug:

[RevCheesehead]

45. stop calling her husband names!

I'm sure he's a very nice guy.

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

29. According to his psycho self, however, not all that many

and he didn't listen to those voices, preferring the ones in his head instead. But, don't cry for him Argentina, even when he was reading about the deaths he caused, it was still joyous. Good times, good times.

:banghead:

[RevCheesehead]

36. Now Patsy, stop that.

You'll give yourself a migrane.

Here, have a hug - it's almost over. :hug:

[Berry Cool]

38. That was the word that killed me: "joyous."

Joyous...

...he's unbelievable. :shrug:

"Don't everyone worry about all the people whose lives I helped end or ruin. I had a good time, and that's the important thing."

[WolverineDG]

46. Don't forget he's an injured war hero

He got beat up by a tree.

(I still can't believe he actually said that at an army hospital :grr: )

dg

[Botany]

16. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav?

Pilots flew the helicopters and rescue DIVERS went down to pick
up the people.

[RevCheesehead]

30. Not recently.

But I'll take what I can get, Cuddles. :)

Are you sure the helicopter drivers didn't put their thingies in park and go rescue them? If the pretzeldent said it, it must be true. :eyes:

[Botany]

9. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav?

"The Buzzed Guy @ the Bar"

I thought he was hammered and was slurring his words badly ...
he also used the word discord instead of discourse ...
the Coast Guard did the rescue work despite of bush ...
The Coast Guard Commandeer went ahead alone.

BTW .... they are pilots not drivers

Drunken F***ing Monkey!

[Patsy Stone]

12. I'm so thankful I didn't actually see this

I heard it, which was bad enough. :hi:

[SharonRB]

18. I only heard the parts Stephie was playing

with her and the Mooks giving running commentary.

[Botany]

34. He stumbled as he went out the door ...

... kid you not.

He also talked about how he quit drinking too. :spray:

[Patsy Stone]

42. Heard that, but missed the stumble, thank goodness.

I think I screamed when he mentioned how proud he was for pronouncing Suzanne Malveaux's name properly... finally.

[Botany]

25. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav?

Don't tell the others

He is yelling now

members of Congress izzz axing ques-shuns

drunk A-hole

[Berry Cool]

10. Hi, folks. Could the end possibly come a little sooner???

:hi: Pretty please????

Um, guys, this weekend would have been a GREAT opportunity to meet in New York. Look who participated in the New York Times Arts & Leisure Weekend:

http://www.artsandleisureweekend.com/

Well, actually I probably wouldn't have been able to fly out of town for the snow. But damn, I wish I'd known about the LIVE WEBCAST before it happened!!!!

I guess I'll have to watch it later...on a Windoze machine. :grr:

[WolverineDG]

17. Yah, we already did NYC in the winter

in a hotel with no heat. :scared: No thanks!

Next KOEB meet up will be in Vegas baby! :party:

dg

[SharonRB]

23. No more NY in the winter!

Vegas for sure next time -- there are usually cheap flights from everywhere and good deals on hotels.

[Berry Cool]

31. Only if I can play blackjack with Keith...

:cry:...

...I guess this means standing out on Rockefeller Plaza with our "HI KEITH" sign showing through his studio windows is out??

[RevCheesehead]

40. Don't be silly.

He broadcasts in the summer too. :hi:

[Berry Cool]

48. Oh Rev, you know I'd love to meetcha

but it would be so much better if we were the two slices of bread in a Keith sandwich.

Tell ya what, let's buy tickets for Opening Day at the new Yankee Stadium...

(yeah, like Keith's going to have eyes for us on THAT day... :eyes: )

[Patsy Stone]

49. Wow. There's an image I didn't need.

:)

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

50. Did I ever tell you...

that one of the guys in my church is working for the company that's building the cabinetry for Yankee Stadium?
I could probably get Keith a tour of the place if he wants. :)

[Berry Cool]

59. I think you came to THAT party a bit late...

...he's not only had the grand tour, he's sussed out all the places that Red Sox-friendly construction workers secretly concealed Red Sox items in the foundations...

[RevCheesehead]

62. No, no, no!!

I mean, a tour of the factory in Green Bay. :)

[Berry Cool]

82. Ah...

...now THAT might interest him.

Perhaps you could talk him into a roll in the shavings.

Watch those splinters, though. :scared:

[ralps]

14. Hi SharonRB, Hi Everyone! Bye Bye Georgie!! Don't let the door Hit you where the

good lord split you!!!! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :grr:

[RevCheesehead]

43. He wouldn't split from that....

but he'd probably get splinters in his hair. :evilgrin:

:hi: Hi ralps and Crook!

[ralps]

85. Hi RevCheesehead, Crook & I are doing good & Hi to Oreo, CC & lil' Keith!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :hug:

[SharonRB]

15. Are we all part of the elite?

According to * I guess we are.

[WolverineDG]

20. My FF Elite status expires in February

so I guess maybe I'm an elite. :shrug:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

22. Did you see this Nate Silver article?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4802937

I thought of you because of your questions on Friday about other stimulus $$.

[SharonRB]

35. No, I didn't see it.

Thanks.

[Patsy Stone]

39. #4 Exit, Stage Wrong

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

47. #4 Burris In His Saddle

The chyron crew is hot tonight.

So is Keith. I love a man who does Bullwinkle impressions. :loveya:

[Berry Cool]

54. ...And our dumb criminal tonight is from Northeast O-high-o.

Thanks a lot, Keith.

[GigiMommy]

51. HI ALL!!! I remember the FIRST time I watched a Bush Presser...

:hi: :bounce: I remember saying out loud, "OH MY, OH NO! HE'S STUPID!"

[Botany]

56. I remember bush in Nov. 2000 saying how healthy Cheney was ...

... after he had a heart attack and thinking he really is stupid.

[GigiMommy]

60. Hi Botany!!

If I went to Yale, I would be SO TOTALLY EMBARRASSED!!! How could ANYONE like that be accepted into Yale.

[Patsy Stone]

65. Legacy.

Nepotism. Two words one can not underestimate when discussing W.

[RevCheesehead]

68. Like Kent Dorfmann....

He's a legacy - from Harrisburg! :rofl:
(my brother's family lives in Harrisburg)

[Patsy Stone]

69. EXACTLY!

:rofl:

"What the hell... we need the dues."

[RevCheesehead]

74. And Stork here? Everyone thought he was brain-dead.

Gotta get the DVD out. I'm feeling nostalgic.

[SharonRB]

71. Don't you mean misunderestimate?

[Patsy Stone]

95. LOL!

Yes.

[Botany]

73. :44 to :54 ah ah ah mmm you know ah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ngj85a1zCI

Watch this when you get a chance.

[Patsy Stone]

63. The minute he was selected

I told hubby, "We're going back to Iraq."

Honestly, I never, ever, ever thought he would be this bad.

[GigiMommy]

72. Hi Patsy!!!

He's "THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES". People in high places have got to know that Bush is a SIMPLETON.

[WolverineDG]

80. I remember watching him in the debate with Ann Richards

& thinking he is really stupid & a moron & surely people could see how stupid he was & vote for Ann. :cry:

dg

[Botany]

83. I loves me some Ann R.

But he is now going back to Texas and his ranch
and Laura is going to the big House in Houston

Lucky Texans

[RevCheesehead]

52. A Taco Bell wedding???

Botany's dream has come true! :rofl:

[Botany]

57. No it is the Taco Bell then the Red Roof

Weddings :scared:

[Patsy Stone]

53. Getting married at a Taco Bell

Really?

[Berry Cool]

55. Hmm, I wonder if for their honeymoon

they went to the Red Roof Inn...

...just sayin'. :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

58. Who did Botany marry?!?!?

I didn't like the look of her. :)

[RevCheesehead]

66. All I remember is that she didn't close the bathroom door.

Now it's put him off of weddings forever. :(

[Botany]

61. Hell, it might be cheaper than the old school type wedding

Think outside of her buns :spank:

[Botany]

64. Kah Laid Sheik Mo Hummm id

Learn to speak monkey boy .... what a human turd.

[RevCheesehead]

70. Mmmmm - now I'm hungry.

Monkey Bread. :9

[Berry Cool]

92. I don't know, Cheesy.

I mean, should all those poor innocent monkeys die just so you can have some toast? :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

67. Bonsoir, Professor Turley

:toast:

[RevCheesehead]

75. wouldn't you love to have cocktails with him?

I think he'd be fascinating.

[Patsy Stone]

76. Yes.

And I agree that Obama needs to investigate and prosecute or he becomes the owner of it all.

If I had a brazillion dollars, one of the things I'd love to do is move to DC and audit his classes.

[Berry Cool]

87. I agree.

I will be very disappointed if Obama doesn't do something about this passel of crooks.

[Berry Cool]

86. Especially if he brought the KOOS with him.

... :loveya:

[GigiMommy]

77. Why aren't they asking Wall Street to take a pay cut like the Auto Workers!?!

[Berry Cool]

79. You guys are going to laugh when I say this

but I keep looking at Keith tonight and thinking "He looks like Ben Affleck doing Keith."

[GigiMommy]

78. Good for Senator Sanders!

:applause:

[Berry Cool]

88. Keith is SOOO hot tonight, he's doing EVERYTHING I love.

He called Joe the Plumber "Sparky." I love it when he calls people by those goofy names. I'm still waiting for him to pull out "Skeezix" again. :rofl:

[Botany]

81. Did KO call Cheney's talk

Flaming Pile of Bull crap?

:bounce: :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

93. That's one of the kinder terms he's used!

[ralps]

84. Today's worst person in the world is Joe The Plumber!!! LOL for his anti War Corespondent

War Corespondent Comments!!! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

91. Why, that was very nice of you, Keith.

Now I feel like I saw his whole interview.

Still want to catch it on CNN, though. :loveya:

[GigiMommy]

89. Why does it seem that you have to be dumb, stupid...

and a rabid right-winger to get things. Ann Coulter gets books published. Elizabeth Hasselbeck gets to be on TV with Whoopi and Baba Wawa and Joe T. Plumber gets a free trip to Israel.

[GigiMommy]

90. PLUS they're getting PAID and I haven't worked in two years.

[Berry Cool]

94. It's called "failing upward," folks.

All too common these days.