KOEB Meeting: 02/20/09 -- RIP, Socks Edition

[Patsy Stone]

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

1. Hi Pats! Gather 'round everyone, and raise a toast to Socks!

[Patsy Stone]

3. Hear! Hear!

Socks, we hardly knew ye.

:hi: SG! Thanks for the lovely libation!

[SeattleGirl]

7. You're quite welcome!

I hope you noticed there is a Mojito (Mohito?) on that tray for you!

[Patsy Stone]

19. Muchas gracias, Senora!

Que rico! :toast:

[WolverineDG]

2. RIP Socks

:cry:
We'll miss you, but have fun playing with all the KOEB critters at the Rainbow Bridge.

:hi: all! Alan Keyes is nuttier than a squirrel fart, isn't he?

dg

[Patsy Stone]

4. N-V-T-S, nuts.

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

5. Hi Wolvie!

Poor Socks. You're right, though, that there will be plenty of KOEB critters at the bridge to meet him.

As for Alan Keyes, there are no words to describe that idiot!

[CBHagman]

80. Yeah, Keyes obviously chewed through the restraints.

The shithouse rat called, and HE thinks Keyes is certifiable.

[WolverineDG]

6. what's with this too young to confer citizenship bullshit?

Hold on to your cards, folks, I think we have a winner:

Palin/Keyes 2012

dg

[SeattleGirl]

8. .......

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

27. Well, well, y'see, first, Obama was born in Kenya,

second, his mother was too young to make him a US citizen just by being one herself, third, she really wasn't one herself because if you look at the fonts on the document admitting Kansas to the Union they're obviously from a modern computer and not from 1861, and besides there seems to be evidence indicating that someone may have actually owned a slave at the time in Kansas, which means it automatically would have been a slave state seceding from the Union anyway, making it a Confederate state, and if the font on the document is wrong it's not a state anyway. Oh, and Obama's father was from the planet Zontar.

Oh, and did I mention that FDR started the Great Depression?

[SeattleGirl]

29. You crack me up, Berry!

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

40. Glad I crack someone up.

:hi: How's everyone else groovin' on Keith's new gray tie tonight? I'm loving it like I do the red one. High time he got some new ones.

[SeattleGirl]

44. It's a great tie!

[Patsy Stone]

57. I like the ones I've seen.

I liked last night's stripey one, although not with that suit.

[bleever]

9. Man, he's cuckoo for coco puffs.

Flip city.

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

10. Hi bleev!

I wish someone would stuff a dirty sock in his mouth! What a fruitcake!

[WolverineDG]

11. Ok, that was the TV version

what the PR people really said was WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING????

dg

[SeattleGirl]

13. That's more like it!

[GigiMommy]

12. Happy Friday Everybody!!! This is some week.

Freckles is taking steroids for bronchitis SO naturally she's hungrier than before. NOW she's eating almost anything (like last night's chicken for dinner OR Cassie's Valentine's Day candy). :banghead:


:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[SeattleGirl]

14. Hi Gigi!

Oh dear, poor Freckles! He didn't eat any chocolate, did he?

[GigiMommy]

20. no...

more like sweet tarts, suckers, things like that. Cassie was near tears.

[SeattleGirl]

22. Aw, poor Cassie!

I'll bet she was upset!

I'm glad, though, that Freckles didn't get into any chocolate. That would have been really bad.

[Berry Cool]

35. One of my cats ate a leaf on my hyacinth last night.

Explains why I found vomit on the kitchen floor this morning.

[GigiMommy]

59. OH Ickkkkk!

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

23. Poor thing...

Didja go get her some more? :)

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

63. No...just a Mommy hug and a bunch of kisses.

PLUS...She's watching & laughing at "I Carly"!

[SeattleGirl]

65. Mommy hugs and kisses are the BEST!

[Patsy Stone]

Much better

and it won't rot her teeth.

:thumbsup:

[Berry Cool]

28. Poor thing. Just call her A-Rod.

:rofl:

[WolverineDG]

15. Ok, I like this guy, he makes sense

but he looks like a bald French Stewart, so I keep expecting some comedy...... :crazy:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

16. And, talk about a Boss Hijack suit!

:rofl:

A little like Daddy Warbucks, too.

[SeattleGirl]

17. That suit was something, wasn't it?

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

18. I was distracted by its shininess.

It took me a few minutes to make it all the way up to his face.

[Berry Cool]

43. I was thinking "Tonight it's Keith's guest doing the Boss Hijack thing."

Looked like he was ready to pull off the St. Valentine's Day Massacre.

[Berry Cool]

21. We'll miss you, Socks.

Bella and Harley raise a toast to you. :toast:

As for Allan Keyes, when I listen to him, I am reminded of a moment on "Green Acres" when a young child visiting the Douglases was exposed to Hank Kimball for the first time.

After listening to Mr. Kimball's meandering ramblings for some time, the child turned to Mr. Douglas.

"Is he for real?" the child asked.

Mr. Douglas could only reply: "I'm afraid so."

[SeattleGirl]

24. Hi Berry!

Alan Keyes......

[bleever]

25. When did Keef meet Kim Jong Il?

I'd never seen the picture before.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

32. It is not Dear Leader

Please to enjoy: http://victorspainting.com/

I don't know, you tell me. It's for sure the oddest picture of KO I've seen.

:hi:

[bleever]

38. I have to say,

everyone else's portrait is much more like them than Keef's.

His seems almost...derivative.

:shrug:

[Patsy Stone]

47. And...

They met how? Where? Why?

[Berry Cool]

51. Weird-o-rama.

For sure.

[Patsy Stone]

68. "Imagine you are the subject of a Victolee masterpiece."

:scared:

[Botany]

26. Obama is playing chess ... the repugs are playing checkers

He is kicking ass.


BTW Obama has had Ed Schultz @ his last Presser and his senior White House
Domestic Policy person on w/ Steph :loveya: Miller this AM Obama is doing a huge
endorsement of progressive radio ..... but he is playing it cool.

BTW II Was that Sharon's letter on Steph this AM?

[SeattleGirl]

30. Sharon says it wasn't her letter.

Hi Bot!

[Botany]

39. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav?

there is just something about you :loveya:

[SeattleGirl]

42. I'm so glad that.....

...you've never said that to anyone else here. :P

[Botany]

52. Fried Oysters?

BTW your hubby's credit card????????? :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

55. Sorry, well have to go Dutch since he lost his job.

:crazy:

[Berry Cool]

66. Come with me, Bot

Let's go to Hooker's and I'll treat you to some really nice Beaver Tail.

[SeattleGirl]

67. :snerk:!!

:rofl:

[WolverineDG]

31. they're playing chicken but forgot that he who blinks first loses

:hi:

dg

[Botany]

41. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav?

Please don't tell the others

[ralps]

33. Hi Patsy! Hi Everyone! Oh No!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :hug:

[SeattleGirl]

34. Hi ralps!

I know, poor Socks. :cry:

[Berry Cool]

37. Yikes, what an awful Best Persons #1.

Note to Keith: beware Katy's knitting needles. Especially the small-gauge ones. :scared:

[ralps]

50. Hi Berry Cool

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[ralps]

46. Hi SeattleGirl!!! Hugs Has Keith talked about Socks yet? I had to get some prescriptions

that's why I'm late. :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :hug: :shrug:

[SeattleGirl]

48. No, he hasn't said anything yet.

[SeattleGirl]

36. I think every man watching the party guy story on Oddball just

crossed their legs.

[Botany]

49. that was just wrong

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

[Berry Cool]

53. It even made ME hurt thinking about it.

And now we have another story on A-Rod.

Keith, Keith, we know you wish you were in Tampa and will be there soon, but why does your brain have to be so far ahead of your body??

[SeattleGirl]

45. Pay-Rod needs to just shut the fuck up.

:puke:

[Botany]

54. He did not know what drugs were being shot into his ass?

please

[SeattleGirl]

56. If that were true, I've got waterfront property to sell him in Arizona.

[Berry Cool]

62. OMG, Keith just did a great soliloquy

imitating Katy's father making excuses for why he didn't marry Carrie Fisher!

...Um, no wait, that was an imitation of John Belushi making excuses for why Jake Blues didn't marry Carrie Fisher.

[Patsy Stone]

58. Locusts!

"Y'know I love ya baby. I'd never leave ya..."

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

60. "It wasn't my fault, I swear to GAWD!"

That was hysterical! :rofl:

[bleever]

61. Was that apology from the Blues Brothers?

Sounds like Jake when Carrie Fisher catches up with him.

[Patsy Stone]

64. "My suit didn't come back from the cleaners!"

You betcha!

[GigiMommy]

70. That's what I thought!!!

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

73. You got it.

Keith is really firing on all cylinders tonight. He got after Comedian Rush for the exact right reasons today--and had a ball imitating him too!

And my hat is off to him for sticking his neck out and criticizing that idiot Santelli on CNBC. For crying out loud--a trading floor at the Chicago Mercantile Exchange is now representative of "America"? Please!!!!!!

[bleever]

74. Found a linky:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TuLBa-rgBk

[Berry Cool]

81. What always amuses me about that scene is how

Belushi has all this dirt and grime on his face, but it was obviously carefully applied so as to keep it well away from his eyes, nose and mouth. Whereas if all those things had really happened to him that happened in the movie, it would of course just be smeared all over the place.

[ralps]

69. Today's worst person in the world is Comedian Rush Limpballs!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

71. A twofer!

He's a tool.

:hi:, ralps!

[SeattleGirl]

72. It seems that Limpballs is WPITW more often that Bill-o is lately.

[Patsy Stone]

76. Rush is looking like the current points leader.

But never overestimate Billo.

Now that you mention it, that would be a terrific Celebrity Death Match.

[Berry Cool]

77. And we wrap up with a story about beer that made Keith go D'OH!

You knew he couldn't do a beer story without working Homer Simpson in there.

Mmmmmm...beer.

[Patsy Stone]

79. In Lego?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATBl4qH9I54

[GigiMommy]

75. GIRL SCOUTS COOKIES!!! THAT'S A CASSIE SHOUT OUT!!!

:woohoo:

[Botany]

78. thin mints