KOEB Meeting 2/23/09 Keith Not Singing Yet Edition

[Berry Cool]

:hi: Gather 'round, children, Keith's here!!

[SharonRB]

1. Surprise!

Guess he's not going to the event until after the show.

[ralps]

2. Hi Berry Cool, Hi Everyone! LOL Poor Richard Shelby!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl: :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

3. Of course he's here!

He loves us. :loveya:

:hi: Hi Berry and everyone else!

[Berry Cool]

5. Hi Rev and all of youse!

:hi: "Alan Keyes is a few representatives short of a quorum." :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

14. Among other things...

:hi: Hi Berry! :hug:

[ralps]

8. Hi RevCheesehead, Crook & I are doing good & Hi to Oreo, CC & lil' Keith! How are you all doing?

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

20. Fine, except CC is in trouble.

He keeps jumping up on my new computer and turning it off. The geniuses at HP decided to put the off button on the very top of the computer tower, right where cat paws rest while admiring Mom at work. :eyes:

:hi: :hug:

[Berry Cool]

29. Bella has decided she needs to be on my kitchen counters at all times.

Because I simply can't get anything done without a large fat black-and-white cat in my way. :grr:

[RevCheesehead]

42. That's to remind you to feed her.

She might starve. :)

[Berry Cool]

75. I would think that, except I ALREADY DID.

But Lord knows, that was a whole HOUR or two ago!

[ralps]

35. Oh dear! Could you put something over the button so CC can't do that?

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :shrug:

[RevCheesehead]

40. I'm trying to figure out what to use.

I might just contact HP directly. Surely, I'm not the only crazy cat lady who has one of their computers!

[Patsy Stone]

13. He must.

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

22. Is that an imperative?

Or an order? :hi:

[Patsy Stone]

88. It's a floor wax AND a dessert topping!

[WolverineDG]

4. Oh I sure hope there are some interesing skeletons in Shelby's closet

may they all come tumbling out right about, oh, now would be a good time, I think.

what a moran.

:hi:

dg

[bleever]

7. I wonder if they all have his surreal hair color.

Scary stuff.

[Patsy Stone]

17. It's the dead fish eyes that freak me out.

They all have those cold, dead eyes.

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

9. I wonder if he tapdances in men's rooms.

Hey, Wolvie, looks like you REALLY lucked out tonight!

[Patsy Stone]

19. He's in there

loving his wife! :)

[WolverineDG]

21. THE Gray Suit

and a pretty new tie. Me like! :9 :loveya:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

23. It's possible

they finally found a tie for that suit. It is a nice one.

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

24. Pats I know Deb's from your neck of the woods

but she looks like she just got out of the shower.

:hi:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

26. Always.

Always, always. I have no idea how much product is in her hair to get it to that point, but that budget line must be astronomical.

And Sharon's right... Where was KKKarl today?

[Berry Cool]

36. KKKarl had a thing, with a guy, in a place.

Honest... he ran out of gas. He, he had a flat tire. He didn't have enough money for cab fare. His tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole his car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T HIS FAULT, HE SWEARS TO GOD!!"

[SharonRB]

12. Hey, DG

:hi:

And everyone else!

[Patsy Stone]

6. Yay!

:hi:, all!

[SharonRB]

10. Hi, Pats

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

15. Hi!

Sean Penn won! :bounce:

[SharonRB]

18. Yay!

I was so happy. I really, really didn't want Mickey Rourke to win.

[Patsy Stone]

27. But he had the picture of his poor chihuahua around his neck.

That's a big bag full of crazy right there. (Not the charm part, that's almost normal.)

[WolverineDG]

28. from one review I read

"Sean Penn hasn't been this fun to watch since 'Fast Times at Ridgemont High.'" And he was great in that!

dg

[Patsy Stone]

31. He was amazing as Milk

He was completly absorbed into the role.

[SharonRB]

32. Not only did he do a great acting job

but it was amazing casting in terms of his resemblance to Harvey Milk.

[Patsy Stone]

87. I thought Josh Brolin was great too

But there was no way Heath Ledger was going to lose.

[Berry Cool]

11. Perhaps Keith will sing a little bit of tonight's selection for us before he leaves.

In the meantime, he's here with us! :bounce:

[Patsy Stone]

37. "Gimme a C! A bouncy C!"

:)

[RevCheesehead]

45. Would you settle for a CC?

[Patsy Stone]

51. EEEEEEE!

Sure! Although, I already have two terrors. I'm not sure I'd survive three.

[Berry Cool]

79. OH, they are just too adorable for words!!!!

[RevCheesehead]

82. That's CC in the middle, and li'l Keith on the left.

The one on the right still lives with the foster family. It's their baby pictures. :)

[Berry Cool]

78. And Keith/Irving Cohen sings...

"I really think gays
should be allowed to marry
It's what I believe
and so does Berry
Of course it's not the only marriage
she wants to see
Because Berry would just as soon
marry me
Da da da da, da dee dee dee and whatever the hell else ya wanna put in there."

[SharonRB]

16. I'd like him to ask DWS what happened to Rove today

since she's on judiciary. Uh oh -- We lost her sound.

[SharonRB]

25. Charlie Crist isn't bad for a Republican

[Patsy Stone]

33. I'm likin' him fine so far

It's hard to believe I have no complaints about him, but I don't.

[SharonRB]

41. Amazing.

He might even get re-elected. How's that whole beard thing working out?

[Patsy Stone]

86. Quiet so far

unlike his Oompa Loompa tan.

[Botany]

30. I loves me some D.W.S.

D.W.S. = 100% EDV


BTW I don't want to spread rumors but can you be really sure if Rev. Cheese is
a real Wiscon-sinner???????? :evilgrin:

[bleever]

I know she isn't an FIB,

because that's what she called me.

:cry:

[Botany]

44. FIB?????????

Feel 'ittle butt

****************

The Green acres lady is on!

[bleever]

52. Good bye, city life!

FIB = fucking Illinois bastard.

:cry:

My eye is full of tears.

[RevCheesehead]

50. Did not!!

Musta been some other FIB you're talking about.
:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

49. I AM a Wisconsinner.

For whom Christ died. :P

:hi: Hi Cuddles!

[bleever]

34. How long has Keef had a monitor on the front of his desk?

That was a little jarring.

[Berry Cool]

39. Darlink!

Lisa Douglas is back!

[Botany]

46. The chores ... the stores

[SharonRB]

38. I am getting a little worried about some of the things Barack isn't changing

Like renditions and his seeming not to want to get the e-mails released.

[Berry Cool]

48. I'm not sure I believe all that. I'm not sure it isn't ex-Bushies trying to get us to believe it.

I also recognize that he has his hands very full right now with the economic mess. I will give him time to right this wrong before I start to scream.

[SharonRB]

43. OMG!

I love Michelle's gown from last night. Now that's the kind of thing she should have worn inauguration night.

[Patsy Stone]

47. The blue one?

Absolutely!

And, speaking of dresses... If only Marisa Tomei's dress had used a little more material. Wow. It looked like it weighed a brazillion pounds.

[SharonRB]

54. Yes -- at the governors' dinner

It was spectacular! And all those necklaces looked great.

I loved Marisa Tomei's dress -- the pleating was beautiful.

I'll have to say the only two I really hated were Jessica Biel's and Reese Witherspoon's.

[Patsy Stone]

65. It doesn't look pleated

As much as it seemed like individual panels all sewn and layered together. I think I'd fall over from the weight if I ever wore it.

One of my friends said she should have had a brass napkin ring around her waist. Another said she looked like the Sydney Opera House.

Jennifer Biel's dress was awful; and Tilda Swinton was as odd as ever. But, you're right, over all, not a bad night for Oscar fashions.

[RevCheesehead]

67. a brass napkin ring?

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

83. :)

In case you couldn't have guessed, all of my friends are snarky.

[WolverineDG]

70. Where was that dress made? An accordian factory?

If she went horizontal, she could have played "Lady of Spain" with it....

:crazy:

dg

[Berry Cool]

81. Nothing wrong with that dress.

The designer was just practicing origami.

[GigiMommy]

60. That was a beautiful gown! Hi Sharon!!!

:hi:

[SharonRB]

73. Hi, Gigi

Too bad in this photo the color doesn't come across correctly. On TV it looked like a teal, here it looks black. It's exquisite!

[Botany]

53. Spoiler .... I think it is George P Bush

Jeb's spawn .... the one who broke into an ex-girl friend's house and then
drove his car around her front yard.

Bush = class through the generations.

[Patsy Stone]

55. Him?

Looooooser. And the daughter with the addiction issues. Nice family.

:hi:

[Botany]

59. you forgot the last of three

he was busted having sex in parking lot

George P = rage & property crime

Noel = drug addict

young male = public sex

Mrs. Jeb = smuggle goods into the country so she didn't have to pay duty tax

Jeb = Florida 2000 .... and he and partners buying buildings then declaring
bankruptcy and buying the same buildings for pennies on the dollar

[WolverineDG]

62. Yes it was

a former colleague was at UT Law when he was there....thought he was an asshole...we both got the giggles when I told her I also attended law school with a President's grandson & he too was an ass, although not a violent one. Just an ass.

dg

[Botany]

69. I will always love the Dean of the U of T Law School who ...

.... wrote to W that he wasn't smart enough to be admitted to the
Texas Law School and he didn't care who his daddy was.

[WolverineDG]

74. well, unfortunately he's not the dean anymore

& P-Bushie got in because of who his grampa was. Not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer, but he sounds like his uncle W when he speaks Spanish too.

dg

[Botany]

80. w's espanol used to make voy ir loco!

:rofl:

[SharonRB]

56. Catch this -- Sean Penn might play Joe Wilson

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5118411

And I guess Naomi Watts is playing Valerie.

I can see that.



Not so sure about Sean as Joe, though:
http://www.insidesocal.com/outinhollywood/,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,seeannn.jpg

[Berry Cool]

58. Ummm...Keith....

...when you make references to guys who die of a seizure after cavorting with women 30 years their junior, you might want to make them a little more quietly, lest God overhear you and decide you're being a little too cocky for his liking. :rofl:

[WolverineDG]

66. When he puts glasses on...

omg did I feel old when I saw Sean Penn put on bifocals. :cry:

dg

[RevCheesehead]

68. Hey Wolvie - -

I put on my reading glasses today. How old DO you feel?
:hi:

[WolverineDG]

72. Hey Cheesy!

:hi:

dg

[Botany]

76. geting a "feel" never gets old

:rofl:

[GigiMommy]

57. Hello Everyone!!!

:hi: :bounce:

[Botany]

61. did I ever tell you that you are my Fav?

please don't tell the others

[GigiMommy]

89. Thanks for turning me onto Stephanie Miller!!!!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[Berry Cool]

63. Hi GGM!!

:hi: And Cassie!!

I like that they're showing Keith now during Best Persons. Cool!

Also love that he explained the "Boom Goes the Dynamite" story. I remember years ago when that tape was all the rage, they played a recording of it on the Dan Patrick Show and implied it was a tape of Keith's early years. They actually wrapped it up with an actual clip of Keith mispronouncing his own name on one of his early radio sports reports. High-larious. :rofl:

[GigiMommy]

90. TOO FUNNY!!!

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

64. Did I ever tell you that Cassie is my fave?

And you can tell anyone you want. :bounce::bounce:

[GigiMommy]

91. Hi Rev!!!

We're too busy playing Mario Kart on the Wii!!! GOT TO STOP!!!!!!

[Patsy Stone]

71. Hi!

Happy Monday, GG! And a happy Monday to the lovely and talented Miss Cassie, too!

[GigiMommy]

92. Happy Monday to you too, Patsy!!!!

Cassie says HI!!!:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Botany]

77. George P Bush

http://www.thesmokinggun.com:80/archive/georgep1.html

class runs in the family

[Berry Cool]

85. Or, the lack thereof, eh Bot?

Hey!!!! It's your lucky night! Alison's on for Rachel!!!!

Remember, folks, it's Bonus Keith tomorrow night too, both before and after the Prez!!! :hi: See you then!

[Patsy Stone]

84. Hi, Alison!

Nice to see you.

Time for dinner. See you kids later.