KOEB - 2-25-09 - Jindal can't get his stories straight edition

[SharonRB]

Hi, all!

Sorry I missed you all last night -- I was watching at Nancy's.

[WolverineDG]

1. What, a Republican who lied???

:wow: :o :wow: :o

I'm shocked, SHOCKED to my foundations, I tell you.

:rofl:

dg

[bleever]

2. Keef's double-bagging tonight.

Is he turning into some kind of tea addict?!?


:hi:

[RavensChick]

6. I hope it's green tea.

Lots of antioxidants and other good stuff!

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

19. Just don't call him a teabagger.

:rofl:

[ralps]

3. Hi SharonRB, Hi Everyone! LOL Go for it in 2012 Bobby Jindal!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[RavensChick]

8. Hi, Ralps!!

When he loses I'll break out the booze and laugh like crazy!!

:hi:

[ralps]

15. Hi RavensChick! I really hope it will be a Palin/Jindal or Jindal/ Palin ticket! LOL

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[RavensChick]

17. Yes, indeed!

For that to happen the win for President Obama will be very easy!

:thumbsup:

[Berry Cool]

25. I wish I could be that sure, but instinct cautions me away from hubris.

I mean, just because he's the "Boom goes the dynamite" guy now doesn't mean he will be one forever. I mean, he's got three years to improve his act, right? And unlike Sarah Palin, he ain't dumb.

[RavensChick]

36. Perhaps,

but the more he talks, the more I'm convinced that someone is waiting in the wings to trip him up. It's early yet, but so far he's scoring points--of the "I only read teleprompters" kind.

[Patsy Stone]

38. More likely

someone is waiting in the wings to give him a wedgie.

:hi:

[RavensChick]

46. :-)

:rofl:

[RavensChick]

4. Sorry I missed you guys too,

but I'm here tonight!! The repug response is one for the ages--wait until Saturday Night Live spoofs this one!!! A disaster? More than that!

:hi: , everyone!!

[WolverineDG]

7. RC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah, I can't wait for SNL to spoof that...is it live this week?

dg

[RavensChick]

9. Hi, Wolvie!

I think so. I'll wait until the promo airs. This will top the Sarah Palin skit for sure!

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

13. Most definitely!

I made some :popcorn: . Here's some for you : :popcorn:

dg

[RavensChick]

16. Thanks!

Goes great with beer, LOL!

:beer:

[SharonRB]

10. If it is, this will most definitely be the opening skit

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

11. Heya Sharon!

:hi: :loveya:

dg

[RavensChick]

14. Hi, Sharon!

It'll be the only time I'll actually watch SNL for a change.

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

5. I finally saw the "walk in to frame"

I thought he looked like a first-grader walking up to the mike for the first time. :crazy:

dg

[RavensChick]

12. That's why Tweety said, Oh, God the way he did

I heard it so this is one faux pas we can give him a pass on.

[Berry Cool]

18. Keith: "I have to save SOMETHING for after the commercial."

Well, he could always take his clothes off. :evilgrin:

:hi: Hi all! Keith is OD'ing on the Boss Hijack stripes tonight. And why does he need two mugs: one red, with two teabags, and one green? Is he having a guest in person tonight??

[RavensChick]

20. Hi, Berry!

That's what I was thinking too. :evilgrin:

If there's a guest in person, I hope it's Richard Lewis.

[Berry Cool]

22. He didn't mention anyone, though.

Strange.

[Patsy Stone]

33. I'm going to say red is hot tea

and green is cold water. Color coded so there's no unexpected surprise gulping the hot when he wanted the cold.

[RavensChick]

39. Good guess.

It's still pretty chilly in NYC so he needs all the hot water he can until it gets warm.

[Berry Cool]

47. Makes sense, if he wants both.

[Patsy Stone]

21. "Oh, god..."

:rofl:

:hi:, DG and the rest of you lovelies. I'm late, but here.

[Berry Cool]

23. And we're glad for it!

:hi: Pats!

[Patsy Stone]

24. Hi!

Didja hear Shuster on Steph this morning? Adorable.

:toast:

[Berry Cool]

26. Yeah. She flirted with him shamelessly, and he didn't mind.

[Patsy Stone]

37. He was the first person I heard confirm it was Chris

who let that comment slip. I don't even know if he knew he was outing him.

And, how mature of Stephanie to only flirt with him and not tell him to tell Keith she loves him. :)

[RavensChick]

28. Hi, Pats!!

Better late than never, my dear!

[SharonRB]

29. Hi!

Glad you're here.

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

32. Hi Pats

:rofl:

Ya think if the GOP wanted to show themselves as minority-friendly, they'd have chosen someplace other than Tara. :rofl:

dg

[SharonRB]

35. Tara was the first thing I thought of, too, when I saw it

I think it's the LA governor's mansion.

[WolverineDG]

42. It is, in Baton Rouge

deep down south, in Dixie.....

:rofl:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

40. Right?

:rofl:

[RavensChick]

58. I was hoping that they would stop talking long enough

so they could cue the music. Rhett Butler he ain't!

[WolverineDG]

67. whatcha wanna bet SNL gets the rights to use "Tara"

:rofl:

Double-plus good if one of the female cast members wanders around wearing drapes. :rofl:

dg

[SharonRB]

71. Good one!

:rofl:

With the rod still attached! Maybe they can get Carol Burnett to host.

[WolverineDG]

87. I hope so!

:evilgrin:

dg

[RavensChick]

74. That'll make Carol Burnett very proud!

That was the best skit ever on her show!

[WolverineDG]

88. It has to be

so many people remember it! :rofl:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

27. A politcally incorrect (but damn funny) nickname I saw for Jindal last night

Gunga Dim.

:rofl:

[SharonRB]

30. Definitely not PC

but also definitely very funny!

[RavensChick]

31. That's good!

He looks too Bollywood for anyone to take him seriously. I kinda feel sorry for the folk in Louisiana, but they got what they voted for, and they're stuck with his ass until the next election!

[Berry Cool]

34. I love how they seem to be making a habit of showing Keith now during Best Persons.

I just wish they'd show him during Worst Persons, too, when he's screwing up his face doing an imitation of someone. They'd have the best comedy show on TV.

[RavensChick]

43. True dat!

Besides, anything he says is way funnier than a sitcom!

[SharonRB]

41. Someone else agrees with us on Michelle's gown from the other night

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/thedishrag/2009/02/first-lady-mi-1.html

[RavensChick]

44. That is a beautiful gown!

I wish it was in another color, tho'. Royal blue or red would've been better.

[SharonRB]

45. I'm with the Speaker

No one should be getting immunity.

[Patsy Stone]

48. She didn't wear pearls last night.

Shocking.

[SharonRB]

51. We hated what she was wearing

The three of us at Nancy's made a lot of fun of her. Looked like sweats -- and she usually dresses so beautifully.

[Patsy Stone]

52. I thought

she looked more like a visitor on the Enterprise or Deep Space Nine.

A vision in pea soup green -- not.

[Berry Cool]

72. I gave her props for daring to go sleeveless in February.

She is well toned.

[SharonRB]

75. You know we're talking about Pelosi, right?

Michelle looked mahvelous last night. Perfect hair, flawless makeup and a beautiful dress.

[RavensChick]

78. I was thinking one thing when I saw that--

I hope they turned the heat up in the chamber 'cause it was freezing with blustery winds all over the DC area last night!

[SharonRB]

79. She wears sleeveless a lot

I commented on it last night, too. I'm surprised she wears things like that so much in the winter.

[RavensChick]

81. She's probably been used to it living in Chicago,

so why not here in DC? I loved Michelle's dress too, but for me personally I would wear it in July.

[RavensChick]

53. She probably pawned them

or they're getting cleaned!

[Patsy Stone]

57. I hope she didn't pawn them to buy that outfit.

:)

[RavensChick]

59. If she did,

that was not cool. I wear something like that with my hair in rollers and wearing flip flops going up the street to the grocery store on a Saturday!

[Patsy Stone]

77. LOL! (nt)

[RavensChick]

49. We had enough of that for 8 years!

Let the suffering end already! Confession is good for the soul, but in this case it'll be good conversation for these morans when they wind up in DA BIG HOUSE!

[Berry Cool]

50. Me too.

:rofl: So Craig's trying to get Keith to tweet for his fans...but Keith says he can't figure it out now that he's signed up (I love how clueless he is sometimes, I can relate to that)...and he says he already feels as if he's being followed enough?

Was that a shout-out to the KOEB??? :loveya:

I'm with him: I really can't convince myself that anyone else will care if I had a bagel, nor do I care that much if anyone else had one. (Watch the Olbermann Watch boys twist that comment about David Gregory into an anti-Semitic slur.)

[Patsy Stone]

55. And he demands an apology from the Politico blowhole.

Yeah! :thumbsup:

[RavensChick]

70. Kick that one!

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Damn, Politico is such a disappointment now. They're dead to me like all the other rags in this town!

[Patsy Stone]

They should change their name to The National Review

and get it over with already.

[RavensChick]

64. Sounded like a shout out to me!!

Keith: :hi: What up?!

Craig wasn't very convincing to talk Keith into it, but if he tries hard enough, he may give in. He better because I follow Twitter too!

Those jerkoffs at OW twist so much shit up I'm surprised they don't have a pretzel business on the side!

[Berry Cool]

76. A pretzel business???

What??? Are you trying to imply they're NAZIS or something????? :rofl:

[RavensChick]

80. LOL!

They could be. No one knows for sure what these geeks look like so it's an educated guess.

[RevCheesehead]

89. No...

that was a shout-out to YOU. :P

[ralps]

54. Today's worst person in the world is Sean Hannity for saying the stimulas bill

has over 9000 earmarks! LOL :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

56. News flash: Sean Hannity doesn't know his ass from his elbow!!

:rofl: And don't you just love how Politico speculated about who said "Oh, God"? And wasn't it the Huffington Post that ran a poll asking readers who they THOUGHT said it? And Keith got the most votes? Real responsible there.

Talk about milking speculation for all it was worth, rather than sticking to facts...

[Patsy Stone]

60. Keith GD threads:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5136521
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5136519
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x8229352
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x8229207
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5136502

[RavensChick]

82. When Keith said that, I hollered!!!!

Hannity is such a jerk, dweeb, spaz, asshole, nimrod, and all-around idiot!!! (And those are the only nice things I could think of.)

It would've been funny if Keith did say it, but since Tweety beat him to it, guess these other sites can't get their facts straight. Sad.

[Patsy Stone]

61. Velma: "The dog is shovel ready."

LOL.

[Berry Cool]

66. Too funny.

I love how Velma bats her eyes and brushes her hair away from her face when she's with Keith. It's flirt, flirt, flirt all the way.

[Patsy Stone]

68. She giggles!

LOL.

[RavensChick]

83. Keep on flirting, Velma!!!!!!

You're wearing him down, and from my vantage point, it's working!!!!

:evilgrin:

[SharonRB]

62. Moose?

I think that's a NO!

[Patsy Stone]

63. I want a chihuahua

named Francis Albert, and a beagle named Daisy.

[SharonRB]

65. They could always name the dog Blago.

[Berry Cool]

69. Rachel tells Keith "I'm pleased you got the pinstripe memo today."

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

73. B-Rod.

I love that the other choice after Moose was Frank. Too cute.

[RavensChick]

86. Ouch!

That name alone is insulting to the poor animal. I would suggest Billo but that's much worse!

[RavensChick]

84. I want a beagle too,

but I prefer a boy (with me, one beeyoch in the house is enough). I have some names in mind, but I'm leaning towards Joey or Jake.

[RavensChick]

85. I say NO too.

Every time I hear Moose I think of the one Palin popped when she went hunting. Poor guy.