Look what's been cropping up on eBay lately...
http://cgi.ebay.com/KEITH-OLBERMANN-2009-TOPPS-AMERICAN-HERITAGE-RELIC_W0QQitemZ280315553261QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_SM_Sports_Cards?hash=item280315553261&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1205%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A1%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50Guess this economy is being rough on everybody. Keith, apparently unable to get by on several million dollars' salary (perhaps Katy is "high maintenance"?), appears to be chopping up various pieces of his "game-worn" clothing and having Topps embed them into "collectors' cards" to be auctioned off online.
So you may not be able to meet Keith...but you CAN own something he wore!!
(Keep the faith, Wolvie...if the day ever comes when he decides to chop up The Gray Suit and sell pieces of it in a Collectors' Card, your ship will have come IN!!!!)