In case "Countdown" does get bumped...

[Muffstser]

How about this for a fun group activity?

This morning, while heating up Muffin's cat food...it dawned on me. Like a vision from God, I had it. How we can all appear on "Countdown" and get our five Minutes of fame, doing an exclusive interview with “the big guy.”

What you ask, short of jumping on sofas, leaking CIA informants, or inventing a useless robot?

Easy…break a world record!!!

Now, we know from yesterday’s “Countdown Hall of Fame” that they love this stuff. So, let’s see…what kind of talents are we blessed with? Kazoo playing? (I do a mean version of the second act of “Swan Lake”.) Cooking bizarre food products? Unique sporting events? Just think…the glory of a world record, and a place in a non-existent building.

Works for me! Let your imaginations run wild here. If nothing else, we can have some serious fun. :)

[crispini]

1. It would have to have some funny video...

hmm.... Could we construct the longest-ever handcuffed human chain, using pink furry handcuffs? :evilgrin:

[WolverineDG]

2. What about Berry's idea

KOEB Puppet theatre, w/the bonus of crispy's handcuffs? ;)

dg

[crispini]

3. There ya go!

Good job! :thumbsup:

[Berry Cool]

4. Fortunately, it looks as if we won't have to worry about it.

The bliv is invading our airwaves at 9, not 8.

Thank goodness. I don't think I could take another Keithless night so soon. :cry:

[Botany]

5. The EDVs could offer to have his babies .......

Ovaries for Obermann?

[Berry Cool]

6. Now you're talkin', Bot!

But we are going to have to teach you to stop getting the "L" out of Keith's name...:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

7. I'm in.

Considering our surnames are similar, it's a no-brainer. :loveya:

[Botany]

8. If done right you could have @ least ? # of babies .....

One every month for ? # of months (total # of EDVs willing to have his
children) if properly timed ......

And the "little nippers" would make a SNARK SNARK sound while nursing.

And they all be called Keith.

[RevCheesehead]

9. You mean like Maggie on The Simpsons?

Except "snark" instead of whatever you call the noise she makes?
You're too funny. :7

[Berry Cool]

10. What about the girls?

Will they all be named Keithica? (in, of course, the Danica Patrick tradition?)

[RevCheesehead]

11. And all the boys named Keith.

As in the George Foreman tradition. :7

[Muffstser]

12. YOU READ MY MIND!!!

I swear, I was thinking the same thing. Great minds think alike, eh?

[RevCheesehead]

13. It's the estrogen.

It puts us in synchronisity. :)