KOEB Meeting: 03/11/09 -- Ear Malarkey Edition

[Patsy Stone]

:hi:, all! Keith's here and I'm here. It was meant to be. And I guess since no one else is here, that means more Keith for me!

[Berry Cool]

1. I knew he'd come back! I knew he'd come back! He loves us again!!

:hi: Of course, Friday night is another game...but I won't be here, ha ha. :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

3. Oh, well...

I guess I'll have to share him now. :hi:

[Berry Cool]

14. Hey, there ain't just more Keith for you.

From what I see of him lately, there's more Keith for EVERYBODY.

[Patsy Stone]

23. Flavin!

:rofl:

[ralps]

2. Hi Patsy! Hi Everyone! I'm here!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

4. Hi!

Nice to see ya! Meow, Crook!

[WolverineDG]

5. Hey, leave some for me!

:hi:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

6. Have I mentioned, recently,

how much I hate Ari Fleischer?

:hi:

[bleever]

8. Why is he staining up my TV screen?

My eyes, they BURN!


:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

10. Because someone thought it would be nice

to have him on Hardball to polish up Bush's legacy and get his butt kicked by Chris Matthews.

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

12. Oh I just wanted to smack him with a shovel

Too bad my TV kept getting in the way. :grr:

:hi:

dg

[CBHagman]

44. Reminds me of what E.J. Dionne said about the GOP...

...i.e., that the Republicans are going to make damn sure that Obama is blamed if, God forbid, a terrorist attack occurs on American soil.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/01/25/AR2009012501771.html

The most insidious line of attack involves laying the groundwork for blaming the new president in the event of a terrorist attack.

In a remarkably partisan op-ed in The Post last Thursday, Marc A. Thiessen, who was a speechwriter for former president George W. Bush, declared flatly: "If Obama weakens any of the defenses Bush put in place and terrorists strike our country again, Americans will hold Obama responsible -- and the Democratic Party could find itself unelectable for a generation."

This is dangerous, both substantively and politically, and it suggests that some of Bush's loyalists will continue to politicize issues related to terrorism in their efforts to vindicate the former president's legacy.

[Berry Cool]

20. This is Keith, Wolvie.

There's plenty left over, even after we each take a piece. :rofl:

[bleever]

7. Ari is fucking insane!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!

[Patsy Stone]

9. "...when you're cast as The Palookas"

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

11. Cheney's Assassination Teams???

:wtf:

[bleever]

13. C'mon, you aren't really surprised.

I read about this this morning, and I thought, Well sure.

[Berry Cool]

17. Hi, ralps, Crook, Wolvie and bleev!

:hi: Nothing that bastard Cheney cooked up surprises me. Still horrifies me, though. :scared:

I'm so glad Keith took the time to dismantle every lie Ari Fleischer just told on Hardball!

Oh, and I'm delighted Pats is here for the "only in Flori-duh" WPITW. I bet Keith never thought his ag degree would help him understand what "animal husbandry" ISN'T. :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

21. And a pot reference

because I probably won't be here for the rest of the week. He loves me.

[Berry Cool]

25. Indeed he does.

He wants to get in his last licks...as it were.

He even has great chyrons tonight. "GOP WILL EAT ITSELF." "PARTY HARDLY."

[ralps]

30. Hi Berry Cool

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

18. You know those times

when you were sure you were crazy to think something, but then you're proven right?

Totally O/T: The full moon is rising over the ocean, and it's a deep, deep orange.

[bleever]

15. Don't miss Botany's hilarious post,

with some great replies too:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5233633

[Berry Cool]

26. I was just about to read it when the show began.

I have to get back, finish it and post a reply.

[GigiMommy]

16. *PANT* *PANT* *PANT*...Hi...Everyone...I'm here...

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Patsy Stone]

19. Hi!

Sit down; take a load off. :hi:

[GigiMommy]

24. Hi Patsy!!!

Whaddya miss!?! :hi:

[Berry Cool]

22. Hi, GGM and Cassie!

:hi: but really, can't you at least try to control your lust for Keith as well as the rest of us do? :rofl:

[GigiMommy]

28. Berry!!!

:hi: :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

27. Bristol and Levi are splitsville??

Where the hell have *I* been?

[GigiMommy]

29. I missed that too!

[Berry Cool]

31. And you missed Chris Kofinis (it WAS him, was it not) saying

"The Republican Party needs an ideological vasectomy."

Great idea! Stop them before they reproduce.

[WolverineDG]

32. As I said earlier, wow, I did not see that coming

:eyes:

Hope they keep it civil for the baby's sake.

dg

[Berry Cool]

33. Yeah, we ALL thought for SURE they were gonna get married.

And if you believed that, I have some Lake Erie beachfront property in Columbus to sell you.

[Berry Cool]

34. Well, that was a hilarious full-tilt anti-Billo rant from Keith.

:rofl: Been a while since we heard Ted Baxter on steroids.

Did Keith just say that Levi, like him, "has put Bristol in his rearview mirror"? :rofl:

[GigiMommy]

35. Hubby says that was a dig at ESPN!

[Berry Cool]

38. You bet it was!

Keith digs at Bristol (World Headquarters) every chance he gets.

[Berry Cool]

36. So, lemme get this straight, Pats. (so to speak)

It's still not illegal in Flori-duh to do it with an animal?

But now they're proposing to make it illegal, and your state senator thought that they were proposing to make it illegal unless you and the animal are married?

...OK. I give up. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

39. I keep telling you...

It's the heat.

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

42. If heat is the excuse...

thank goodness for a Cleveland winter! :rofl:

[bleever]

37. Keef's swinging the broadax tonight!

Reading from the Mackris lawsuit...priceless.

[Berry Cool]

43. Billo the Clown and a Thai hooker who "showed him things"

...pass the brain bleach!

[Patsy Stone]

40. Is Christian on every night?

Send more Joel McHale!

[ralps]

41. LOL Sarah Palin In "The Highlander"

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl: