KOEB Meeting: 03/26/09 -- Michael Steele's Cunning Plan Edition

[Patsy Stone]

:hi:, kids!

[WolverineDG]

1. Budget plans? What budget plans?

who the fuck are you to be asking me for details???

:rofl:

:hi:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

3. A Fudge-It

:rofl:

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

4. With windmills!

:rofl: Were they intentionally going for a Don Quixote theme? Cuz Don Quixote was insane..........

dg

[Patsy Stone]

5. "As a fan of Trapper Keepers..."

:rofl:, Chris.

It reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George gets the Penske File. "Well, I did put it in this lovely expandable folder."

[WolverineDG]

6. 19 pages is a piss-poor PHD effort

(piled higher & deeper)

:rofl:

dg

[Berry Cool]

36. "Sure it's just a report cover with nothing inside, but look at all the things you can do with it!"

"Why, you can make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl..."

[RevCheesehead]

37. I don't know what worries me more....

The fact that you came up with that,
or the fact that I know where that came from. :P

[Patsy Stone]

38. "And Leon's getting laaarrrrrger!"

:)

[ralps]

2. Hi Patsy! Hi Everyone! Awwww Poor John Boner!! No Actual budget!!! Bwaaaaaaaa LOL

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

10. I'll bet all the pages are smeared with bronzer.

:hi:

[ralps]

22. LOL Yep Patsy!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

7. #5 Steele's Trap.

LOL, caption people!

[RevCheesehead]

8. God's plan??

God don't give a shit about politics!

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

9. God even loves Michael Steele

or so I'm led to believe.

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

12. Yes, that's true...

but what dear Michael does with his life is his own business. God didn't hand out free-will for nothing.
"Michael, I'm busy. YOU figure it out."

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

33. This is where the problem begins.

:)

[WolverineDG]

11. God's plan means we're all Cylons

:hi: Cheesy! :loveya:

dg

[RevCheesehead]

15. Speak for yourself.

I am Borg.

:hi: :loveya:

[WolverineDG]

18. I'd love to see that match-up

:rofl:

dg

[RevCheesehead]

20. I, of course, would be the Reformed Borg.

(not to be confused with Marcus Borg, noted theologian)

[Berry Cool]

30. Remember: Seven of Nine KOEB'ers prefer Keith Olbermann

to the average leading anchorman.

[ralps]

13. Hi RevCheesehead, Crook & I are doing good & Hi to Oreo, CC & lil' Keith! How are you all doing?

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

16. I'm feeling relieved.

"The Letter" arrived in the mail today, so now my dirty little secret is out. :evilgrin:

:hi: :hug:

I love the Lazy Keith Kitty!

[bleever]

14. Steele: "I MEANT to order a steaming bowl of piss."

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

17. That isn't Grover Norquist, is it?

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

19. Hi Everybody!!! Doing a drive-by, gotta go pick up Cassie

at "ZAP ZONE"! :hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Berry Cool]

21. Hi all! OMG, I am laughing until I am crying.

:hi: :rofl: The Republicans ought to get their own TV channel. It'd be funnier than Comedy Central.

If Michael Steele was a cat, he'd be furiously washing himself right now, which is what cats do whenever they're embarrassed, to try to get you to think they didn't just do something incredibly awkward and stupid, they're actually washing themselves.

And Boehner--what a Boner!!! :rofl: He's like Washington on "Welcome Back Kotter":

"Why, you're wrong, Mr. O-ba-ma, we DID put together a budget...we just don't happen to have it here with us, HANDY."

[RevCheesehead]

23. Maybe the dog ate it.

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

24. Ire of Newt!

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

25. #4 Ire of Newt

Oh my, they are really on a roll tonight. LOFL!

[RevCheesehead]

26. Since I beat you by a nano-second,

may I have a Coke Zero, please? :D

[Patsy Stone]

28. Coming up:

[bleever]

27. Ire of Newt goes with

right wing of batshit crazy.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

29. Is Michelle Bachmann here?

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

31. I'm telling you, you could not beat a comedy channel

with Michelle on it.

[Patsy Stone]

32. For sure

and I'm still pushing for the Blago/Palin reality show: Governor's Mansion.

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

34. Keith went all Special Comment there for a while. He is angry and I don't blame him.

When you think about it, it's really too bad for Hitler that Dick Vader was born too late in history to help him out. He could've saved a lot of money on gas.

Of course, his electricity bills would've gone up, but what the hey. :grr:

[Patsy Stone]

45. Even if they offered to do it for free

they shouldn't bed allowed anywhere near it. :mad:

[ralps]

35. Yay for John Dean!!! & Piss off John Ashcroft!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :grr:

[rocktivity]

39. Ewwwww--John Ashcroft talking about torture devices

when he unwittingly invented one...

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[Berry Cool]

40. OK, my Republican Comedy Channel must now include

Glenn Beck and a dead fish.

What was he trying to do, revive the old SNL Bass-O-Matic routine? :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

43. I love how Keith read that stupid quote from Congressman Barton.

The way he paused when he got to "warm place to..." before going on.

That was sheer Keith. :rofl:

[ralps]

41. Today's worst person in the world is Rep Joe Barton for denying Climate Change! Again!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

42. Yeah, damn those polar bears!

They just can't seem to adapt (or is that adopt?) :eyes:

[Berry Cool]

44. Keith is definitely in high spirits tonight.

One of those nights when he's just enjoying his job way too much.

Then again, we're also on the dawn of baseball season, and he knows it.

First game in new Yankee Stadium is next Wednesday, isn't it? Or sometime next week.

Someone at MSNBC better get Big Eddie on the line again.

[Patsy Stone]

46. I still can't believe Billo sent his producers to stalk this woman.

Isn't that enough to send someone to jail?

[Berry Cool]

47. It should be.

I'm glad Think Progress is assembling an advertiser boycott. Billo must be shitting his pants because he knows without his advertisers, he's a gone guy.

LOL, Rachel just unveiled a new screen bug: a Minority Details Countdown Clock, to count down the minutes until we get the "details" on the Republicans' budget next week. :rofl:

[rocktivity]

48. They're lucky she didn't call the cops. Or wasn't armed.

She could have shot them and claimed self defense!

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