KOEB 4/14/09 D.G. you have some 'splaining to do. Texas to drop out?

[Botany]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F0yRR2XJcc

Gov. Perry threatens to take Texas from the United States in his "teabag moment."


Teabaggers = We are pissed Obama is President.

[Patsy Stone]

1. #5 Teabaggers' Seminal Moment

"If this thing gets too testy..." :rofl:

Happy Teabagging Eve! :hi:

[ralps]

2. Hi Botany, Hi Everyone!! Teabaggers- Urban Dictionary definition of teabagging

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=teabagging&defid=1608058

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

5. Confess...

You added definition #7, didn't you? :rofl:

:hi: from me and the recently-grass-fed kitties!

[ralps]

6. Hi RevCheesehead, Crook & I are doing good & Hi to Oreo, CC & lil' Keith! How are you all doing?

LOL No I didn't!!! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

17. Here's my favorite one:

10. teabagging 60 up, 11 down
The act of dipping one's testicles into the mouth of another, something that Fox News personality Glenn Beck suggested conservatives should do to each other in collective gatherings nationwide on April 15, 2009.
I hate what these damn LIEbruls are doing to my country, let's get together with a bunch of Republicans and rock out while teabagging each other, because we're like totally not closeted, repressed self-hating homosexuals!!! We hate the gays!!!

:rofl:

[ralps]

27. LOL That's funny!!!!!!!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[GigiMommy]

33. ...

:wow: (There's a reason why guys said I was a good girl.)

[bleever]

3. OMG, it's double-entendre-palooza!

:rofl:

:hi:

[Botany]

4. Pole Dancing and Teabagging?

[bleever]

15. That looks like a big toothache waiting to happen.

Saw a lot of beaver work in rural Indiana last week. Glad I'm not a tree; they go right through even the maples.

[RevCheesehead]

7. Par-tea Time!!

I got my taxes done and paid today! :woohoo:

And, Easter is OVER!!! :bounce::bounce:

[WolverineDG]

8. Perry is an asshat

That's all you need to know.

Methinks the higher-ups gave the greenlight for all the double & triple entendres flying around on MSNBC lately.... :rofl:

dg

[RevCheesehead]

9. Keith should dunk his teabag slowly while reporting.

With a wicked smile, of course. :evilgrin:

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

10. ...

:spray:

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

12. Can you believe he DID IT???

:rofl:


:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

11. OMG, he's reading us LIVE!!!!

Hi, Keith! :hi: :loveya::loveya::loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

14. He loves you.

:)

:hi:, Keith!

[RevCheesehead]

20. Berry will be kicking herself later when she finds out.

Keith, :yourock: :fistbump:

[Berry Cool]

49. I'm already kicking myself and I haven't even watched the whole tape yet!!!

I'm waiting to get Bonus Baseball Keith on Rachel's show first!!

...Calm down, Berry. Remember, he said "Hello Cleveland!" last week!!!

[bleever]

18. He knows the level of discourse at the KOEB.

:hi: Keef!

[Botany]

13. But he (Perry) is gonna take Texas out of the USA ......

..... my God is he dumb.


My teabag poem

I have two testes
I take them with me
I tote 'em in my scrotum.

[Patsy Stone]

16. I can't wait to see how many tens of people show up tomorrow.

500 cities... LOL!

[bleever]

21. Tens??

Try DOZENS!!

:rofl:

[Botany]

22. This teabagging party has epic fail written all over it.

I am thinking of going to watch our local one ..... Fox's John Kasich will be speaking ....
I know him so I might heckle him or make my own teabag sign.

[RevCheesehead]

24. Do yourself a favor,

and stick with the Bleever pole-dancing, m'K?
:hi:

[Botany]

26. I am thinking about two tan socks with a golf ball in each ....

.... on the sign.

BTW take away all the lies and crap and this teabagging day has 1 reason .... "they"
are pissed that Obama is President .... and he is black too.

[Patsy Stone]

25. Please take pictures

If Gretchen Carlson is for it, then I'm against it.

This is going to be waaaaaaay embarrassing. Tee hee.

[bleever]

29. Did you see arcadian's?

[GigiMommy]

38. Got an email yesterday telling me...

...The Michigan Taxpayer Tea Party featuring "Joe the Plumber" Wurzelbacher is now less than 2 days away! The phones at the AFP-Michigan headquarters have been ringing off the hook with calls from the media and citizen-activists...

ICK! JOE THE PLUMBER! :puke:

[Berry Cool]

54. My apologies to you, GGM

(and Sha-Sha, too) that my state is seeing fit to dispose of its toxic waste by dumping it in the state next door.

Must've been an evil plot by Buckeye fans.

[Patsy Stone]

19. Scotty -- and KOOS for Berry

He really does look better and sort of lighter now.

[RevCheesehead]

23. It's amazing what happens when you move away...

from a toxic waste dump. Scottie looks great!

[GigiMommy]

28. Hi Everybody!!! Pretty picture Botany!!!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[Botany]

40. Texas Bluebonnets

I like lupines ..... these are in Washington State.

[GigiMommy]

42. Ooooooooooooooo!!!!

Happy that Spring's here!!! Thanks Botany!!!:applause:

[Botany]

43. Spring Beauty

out right now.

[GigiMommy]

30. What on earth was I looking at in that Shamwow room! ICK!!!

As I would say when I was a kid..."OOOO, HE'S NASTY!"

[Patsy Stone]

32. Right?

:scared:

:hi:

[bleever]

35. He can't do that all day.

:o

[Patsy Stone]

36. And that's a good thing.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

31. And he's recapping his blog for best persons

and the story before it. Although, I was grateful for the cat footage, because I was wondering how that went down. :)

[Botany]

34. went down on a *****?

:blush:

Patsy! :spank:

[GigiMommy]

39. Wooooo...It's gonna be THAT kinda night!

:rofl:

[Botany]

41. Hey at least I have never done one ...

.... "Did I ever tell you that your are my Fav?" tonight.

[Berry Cool]

55. Well, one could say

that New York governors of late do seem to be quite plagued by problems involving p*****s.

[Botany]

37. Senator Franken

BTW liberal radio sure has failed :rofl:


a senator and 2 national t.v. shows (Ed & Rachel)

[ralps]

44. Today's worst person in the world is Boss Limpballs!! LOL for attacking Jonah Goldberg

who praised President Obama for how the ship captain was rescued :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

45. Hi everybody. Made it late but I'm here.

I went supermarket shopping tonight, but set to tape in case Keith did show up. Am glad I did! Now I can enjoy him right after he's done...so to speak.

[RevCheesehead]

46. Hi Berry!

We missed you earlier! :hi: :hug:

[Botany]

47. you did say you missed me

BTW Why does Keith hate dogs?

[Berry Cool]

50. Keith seems rather envious of poor Bo.

And all the attention he's getting.

Perhaps he's getting bugged to get a dog.

Ha ha.

[Patsy Stone]

48. Did you buy some tea?

:Hi:

[Berry Cool]

53. No, but now I wish I had.

I don't believe I have ever heard so many double entendres in one show.

Even Richard Wolffe..."One lump or two, Keith?"

Keith..."...going off...half-cocked." :blush:

[SeattleGirl]

51. Missed the party earlier, but am watching the replay now.

Bwahahaha! Absolutely LOVE the teabagging story! :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

52. Anyone else catch Bonus Keith on Rachel's show?

If not, do watch the rerun. He comes on about 40 minutes into the show, IIRC, telling his baseball tales, including the cat-on-the-field story.

It's hilarious because he wears his other glasses--like he's another person--and also hot because he then takes them off and for most of the interview doesn't wear them, as if he's just remembered his fans hate them.

But really, I don't hate them so much anymore now that I can see what they really are in Rachel's lighting. They're not black. They're tortoiseshell.

Harley approves. :loveya: Now we just have to do something about the man's obvious indifference to household pets.

Best part: Rachel asked him if he could come back and do it again, which means we could be in for a whole spring and summer of Guest Keith opining on things baseball on Rachel's show. Guess she never realized that when she said yes to her own show she was also saying yes to a fellow baseball geek. Now she's thrilled and wants to talk more baseball with him. Well, twist his rubber arm. Damn, it's a pity that...well, you know. :rofl:

Oh, and I saw Keith obey the Rev's command and dunk his teabags slowly. Yes...teabags. Two of them.

Gosh, I wonder why...

[SeattleGirl]

56. I caught bonus Keith!

Being a baseball geek myself, I loved it!