KOEB Meeting: 04/15/09 -- Tea Time Edition

[Patsy Stone]

:hi:, all!

LOL: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=8345561&mesg_id=8345565

[SeattleGirl]

1. Hi Patsy! I'm still at work, dang it, but wanted to say howdy!

Been looking at posts and pictures of the teabaggers today when I've had the change. Bwahahahaha!

(And :scared: at some of the stuff I saw....)

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

10. Some of them were frightening

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x8345455

The first two paragraphs draw you in. LOL!

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

54. I saw that earlier.

Boy, did they nail it!

[Patsy Stone]

2. "Most teabaggers don't want earmarks...

Which makes sense..."

:rofl:, KO!

[SharonRB]

3. I'm multi-tasking

Did Keith just say "vas deferens"? :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

7. Yes, he totally did.

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

26. I bet he made a point of trying to work that one in.

He probably hasn't had this much fun working on a story since SportsCenter.

[ralps]

4. Hi Patsy! Hi Everyone! LOL Rolf!!! Thanks for the link Patsy!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

5. OMG! The list of "teabag cities" was a riot

:rofl:

[SharonRB]

6. The double entendres are killing me.

[WolverineDG]

8. An actual email exchange I had today:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=5464222&mesg_id=5464222

:spray: :rofl:

:hi:

dg

[ralps]

24. Hi WolverineDG I really hope you all can get rid of Gov. Perry soon!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :wtf: :grouphug:

[Berry Cool]

27. Not me.

If Texas secedes and I visit Wolfie, it means I can add another foreign country to my list of places I've traveled.

Maybe someone needs to start a "Six Flags Over Perry" movement.

[bleever]

9. Hard-to-swallow phallacies.

Yikes!

:rofl:

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

11. Taking a look at all the crowd

I see white people. Hmmmm.

dg

[Patsy Stone]

14. Someone found one black guy in one photo

and it wasn't Alan Keyes, either. :hi:

[bleever]

12. Would someone help this guy get onto the Greatest page?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5461363

Thanking you in advance for your service.

[Patsy Stone]

13. Done!

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

16. Keith simply must stop!

:hi: The double entrendres are coming too fast and furious!

:blush: Uh-oh...I said "coming"... :rofl:

[ralps]

15. Done!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[bleever]

28. Gracias to you both.

You are great Americans. :)

[Berry Cool]

29. Just added some more to pile on.

[bleever]

33. DU deserves your thanks.

:patriot:

[WolverineDG]

46. Done

I was about to congratulate you on your new sig, but realized you weren't the OP. :(

dg

[Berry Cool]

17. A very appropriate picture, considering the topic.

:hi: Hi all!

[Berry Cool]

19. Um, you guys DID also pick up on the joke about the photo of the Flori-duh state capital

...???? (Pats HAD to have)

[Patsy Stone]

25. I sure did

:hi:

Thank goodness that story's over. I'll finally have a chance to stop laughing.

[Botany]

18. K.O. is calling out D.G. and her Gov. Perry

I can talk because after all nobody can name one right wing jerk from Ohio.

[Patsy Stone]

20. Once a dumb idea

usually always a dumb idea.

:hi:

[Botany]

21. 1861 to 1865

Didn't work out to well.

excerpt....RESOLVED, That the 81st Legislature of the State of Texas hereby claim sovereignty under the Tenth Amendment to the Constitution of the United States over all powers not otherwise enumerated and granted to the federal government by the Constitution of the United States; and, be it further... that this serve as notice and demand to the federal government, as our agent, to cease and desist, effective immediately, mandates that are beyond the scope of these constitutionally delegated powers; and, be it further... that all compulsory federal legislation that directs states to comply under threat of civil or criminal penalties or sanctions or that requires states to pass legislation or lose federal funding be prohibited or repealed...

full text here- one pager
http://www.capitol.state.tx.us/tlodocs/81R/billtext/htm...

[Patsy Stone]

40. Wait for it...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=8345167&mesg_id=8345167

[Berry Cool]

45. Carl Marx?

Which Marx Brother was he?

[Berry Cool]

30. Yeah, it's sure not like we have any, is it Bot?

:rofl:

[Botany]

32. Nobody can name just one

:rofl:

[bleever]

41. That's the answer I was looking for!

[Patsy Stone]

22. Governor Good Hair: "I will not be ignored!!"

[WolverineDG]

23. Oh Goodhair

I thought you of all people would run far far away from the Teabaggers.

Keep running to the extreme right so we can say ADIOS MOTHER FUCKER! to you.

dg

[Botany]

31. Texas where Kay Bailey H. is the liberal

I hadn't heard Perry speak before ...... did he say the word "point?"

[ralps]

34. Woohoo!! Great rant against the corporations Keith!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

35. That was fabulous

Also great was him pointing out that these billionaires are just using these poor people.

:hi:

[Botany]

36. He laid the smack down.

Do you know what the Keith is cooking?

Nice little rant.

[Berry Cool]

37. Yeah! Thanks Keith!!!!

:applause:

Running back and forth while proofing my bread...making an olive-rosemary loaf tonight. I must've given it a great knead...it's shaping up to have the best rise I've gotten out of any loaves ever. Should taste GREAT when making egg salad sandwiches!!

[ralps]

38. Hi Berry Cool, Do you have a recipe for it? I would love to be able to make it!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :shrug:

[Berry Cool]

47. Yes, it's actually from Good Housekeeping some years ago.

They ran a bunch of bread recipes and so far I've tried only two, but they're winners.

I'll post or just PM you.

[ralps]

52. Thanks Berry Cool!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[bleever]

39. Lisa Douglas!

Funny, I was just talking about Hooterville earlier today.

[Patsy Stone]

42. Send more Mr. Haney!

[Berry Cool]

43. I love Mr. Haney.

Keith needs another haircut. The KOOS is getting long.

[Patsy Stone]

44. I haven't noticed recently

but how's the hair on his hands? Still waxing? Growing back? Coiffed?

[Berry Cool]

50. Wax was on, but it looks like now wax is off.

Seems to be grown fully back, from what I can see. :loveya:

Please, Keith, there is no need to go on all those girlie shows like Martha and cook to prove to us how domesticated you are. You are UN-domesticated, and we LOVE you that way. :-)

[ralps]

48. Today's worst person in the world is Sen. Richard Burr! for starting a run on the

banks!! LOL :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[GigiMommy]

49. WHEW!!!! Just made it!!!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Berry Cool]

51. Hi GGM and Cassie!

:hi: Glad you made it! Go back and watch the opening of the show, though...it was a nonstop double entendre laugh riot in terms of teabagging jokes.

Hmm...maybe the teabagging jokes are the reason my bread is rising so well...you know, it just hears about the teabagging and up, up, up it goes...

[GigiMommy]

56. Will do right now.

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[ralps]

53. Hi GigiMommy! & Cassie!! Hugs

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :hug:

[Berry Cool]

55. Poor Keith.

Good thing he choked on his water, and didn't gag on his teabags.

[GigiMommy]

57. Hi Ralps!!! Hugs back!!!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: