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You should know the KOEB did everything we could to support you and Kurovski in the election. It's not our fault Obama beat you guys like a rented goalie. You should have gotten better posters.
You are, of course, always welcome here. Being a group composed largely of people who lust after Keith Olbermann, we know what it's like to live with a dream that has died. We realize that the achievement of eternal love and happiness with an intellectually brilliant middle-aged, quirky, snarky, smartassed, hypochondriacal, large-headed, baseball-obsessed, comfortingly overweight, bafflingly sexy, obscenely wealthy television personality is an accomplishment reserved for the female, extremely young, slender, ablebodied, orthodontiaed and blond, preferably from Southern California--no particular intelligence or sincerity required (since when has a trophy ever been required to be intelligent or sincere?). We have come to terms with this. No matter what it sounds like.
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