KOEB 5-6-09: What, Me Listen? Edition.

[bleever]

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

1. Cheney wants to look after the "little guys"

what? he's a dem now? :wow:

:hi:

dg

[bleever]

3. St. Cheney:

[ralps]

2. Hi bleever! Hi Everyone!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

4. La la la la, I can't hear you!!!!

:hi: Berry here, watching Keith with the kitties.

Gosh, who do you think will have to "walk the plank"? Arrrh. I can't guess. :-)

It really is true, folks...Rushbo says "Jump," the Republicans ask "How high?"

[Berry Cool]

5. Oh, and Keith's Cheney-imitating jones got a full workout tonight, eh?

He must have enjoyed every minute of it.

[ralps]

6. Hi Berry Cool!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

10. Hi ralps!

:hi: and all!

[ralps]

7. LOL Awwww Poor Mark Belling!! Another RW Asshole!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[Botany]

8. The Dean's List

This is much worse than Watergate. :applause:

What spying, torture, murder, lying to start a war, war profiteering, outing a CIA agent,
rigging elections, breaking national laws, breaking international laws, and stopping
the Grizzly Bay Air recovery project out west? Or killing salmon, stopping science,
turning the environment over to polluters, 9/11, or Katrina?


Waterboard 'em all.

[Berry Cool]

9. Now, now, Bot, that counteracts the point.

We don't torture.

[Berry Cool]

11. I must say, I feel that Greeting Card Guy kinda resembles me.

I can see myself doing something like that.

"Stop that damn music playing over and over...it must be my neighbors...please make them stop..."

"Uh, Berry? It's not them, it's this greeting card of yours."

"Oh shit."

[Berry Cool]

13. Oh, and Keith still has it stuck in his craw about this cheating softball coach.

I knew last night that he was really worked up over her out of proportion to everything else. I find it interesting, the stuff that really bothers Keith. Obviously, this woman's offense really is a burr under his saddle, and something tells me it's not just because he's a baseball fan and it relates to softball.

One almost feels that Keith himself was cheated out of something, long ago, maybe as a child, by someone manipulating the "rules" for their own personal benefit. Because he's taking what this woman did so personally.

[bleever]

12. Keef's green.

Or is it me?

[Berry Cool]

14. Hi bleev!

:hi: He doesn't look particularly green to me.

Wait and see whether he looks seasick when he talks about Rupert Murdoch later in the show. Arrrh.

[Botany]

15. all depends on how you look @ things

http://www.oceanlight2.bc.ca/images/grizzly-bear-standing+url.jpg

[ralps]

16. Today's worst person in the world is Rupert Murdoch!! Argh!!!!!!!!! LOL

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

18. Keith looks kinda gray, not green.

But when they have their "Green Is Universal" week on NBC networks...

...Good Lord, who is MSNBC's newest "correspondent"? Keith smiled so much when he said that that it worried me. Please tell me they haven't hired...

...No. God just wouldn't make me sit around watching Keith and Katy Tur discuss the unreality of sexual abstinence.

[Patsy Stone]

17. Was Eugene Robinson wearing Keith's tigger tie?

Because it sure looked like it.

:hi:

Props to KO for the "Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup!" reference during his Cheney impression in the beginning, too.

Also: When Dick Cheney refers to the "little guys" he means everyone who isn't him.

Laptop's back! :bounce:

[Berry Cool]

21. Was that Nurse Ratched?

:hi: Patsela!! Glad your lappytoppy's back!!

Dylan Ratigan??? Who's he??? He's taking over for MORNING JOE???? What?????

[Patsy Stone]

23. The world was not missing a Dylan Ratigan show

I promise you this.

Nurse Diesel:



Still have some kinks to work out, but I'm back, baby!!!!

[bleever]

26. Good luck with them!

[Botany]

24. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav?

We lost a good one ...... Dom :cry: from the greatest movie ever made. Blazing Saddles.

"they hurt buddy ..... come on girls"

[Patsy Stone]

28. He was wonderful.

:(

That final dance/fight scene is one of the funniest things ever filmed.



RIP, Dom. From History of the World: Part I

[Botany]

29. Throw out your hands ..... stick out your tush .... hands on your hips ...

..... give 'em a push.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMK6lzmSk2o

[Patsy Stone]

30. Voila!

Wrong!!!!!

Yesssssssssssss... Sounds like steam escaping. :rofl:

[Botany]

31. The food cart that followed Dom around the set.

The greatest movie ever made!

And i know you love & miss Headly Lamar too.




what a cast ...... "Taxi drive me off this picture."

[Patsy Stone]

32. (flashes smile, and fake ID) "Student?"

"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists."


Bart: "Well, can't you see that's the last act of a desperate man?"
Howard Johnson: "We don't care if it's the first act of Henry V! We're leaving!"

[RevCheesehead]

33. Methodists??

:rofl:
The worst of the bunch!!! :evilgrin:

[nadine_mn]

19. how can you say abstinance after you were messing around

I don't get it... I really don't get the hypocrisy of this

[bleever]

20. "The Carville and Matalin of the teen abstinence movement."

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

22. She is only doing this as a desperate attempt to repair her mom's damaged image before 2012.

That's what it's all about. She's been forced into this against her will so that when Sarah Palin declares in 2012, the supposed soap opera of Bristol's baby will have been remedied with all Bristol's since-then "pro-abstinence" work.

[bleever]

27. Yep.

Sooooooo glad I'm not Bristol.

[bleever]

25. Ratigan!