KOEB Meeting: 05/08/09 -- Dick's Mouth Keeps on Running Edition

[Patsy Stone]

:hi:, all! Happy Friday!

[SharonRB]

1. Hi

Watching Nancy on Bill O. He's actually got two Dems on -- Nancy and Marj Halperin, Democratic Strategist.

[ralps]

2. Hi Patsy! Hi Everyone! Can we indict Dick Cheney now??? Please!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :grr:

[Patsy Stone]

30. Ready when you are!

Happy Friday, ralps! Meow to Crook. :hi:

[Botany]

3. keep talking dick ..... just keep talking

the man is digging his own grave.


BTW did I every tell you that you are my Fav?

[bleever]

4. I'm starting to like ol' Uncle Dick.

He seems to share my desire to see the GOP go extinct.

:hi:

[Botany]

5. a white old shrieking regional party

... When your enemy is shooting himself ..... what to do?

Give 'em more bullets.

[bleever]

12. "Cheney Shoots Self in Face"

Pass him another Manhattan and reload that gun.

[Patsy Stone]

7. Cheney: The Save Your Ass Tour 2009

Hopefully, there will be many more appearances.

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

6. America to Cheney: GO FUCK YOURSELF

but yeah, I love the fact he keeps running off at the mouth....incriminating himself more & more each day.

dg

[Patsy Stone]

8. Delusions of Relevance

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

9. Hi, Happy Friday, everyone!

:hi: from me and my two Miss Precious Perfects!!

[Botany]

10. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav?

The man needs a good lawyer ...... betya he would pay good.

[Berry Cool]

11. Every time he opens his mouth, he digs the hole deeper.

Two funny things tonight: Richard Wolffe saying something like "Before we descend too deeply into the dark mind of Dick Cheney..." I shuddered because that's one place I do NOT want to go.

Keith called Cheney "Lord Vader." I love him. :loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

13. All of the little moles that the cabal left behind

need to be rooted out and removed. Of course, it doesn't matter that Nancy didn't know, the "anonymous source" got it out there for a few news cycles and gave FOX some room to run so, mission accomplished.

[bleever]

14. Big moles too.

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

15. That's one biiig mole.

Oh, and it just wouldn't be Countdown without Keith asking for someone's resignation.

[Patsy Stone]

16. I apologize for that woman from Miami with the G-O-D sausage patties.

:)

[Berry Cool]

17. What WAS that mystery meat?

When Keith was plugging the story, he called it bologna; when he reported it, he called it salami.

How many people fry salami? Frying bologna is actually more common (although, well, ewww).

Oh, and am I wrong to feel a little frisson of pleasure every time they run that B-roll of Sarah Palin speaking at a "Victory in Ohio" rally? You know...knowing there WAS no victory? :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

18. In her mind there was a victory. Let her have that. :)

I really thought it was SPAM. I have no clue what she was cooking. And, did the news team come right over? I wonder if that was filmed the same day, or if she had to recreate the frying action. LOL.

[GigiMommy]

27. Fried bologna made many of my Dad's lunches once upon a time.

You had to eat hard when working at the Auto Plant.

[bleever]

20. God communicating via a pork product?

Baloney.

[Berry Cool]

26. That's OK. I have to apologize for a dumb criminal in Dayton that Keith didn't mention.

Although he was well worthy of making Best Persons for dumb criminals.

This guy has been arrested and charged with stealing about $400 worth of merchandise from a clothing store. No, they didn't grab him in the parking lot as the alarms were going off when he left the store. They took their time and went to his place later and arrested him.

How did they know where he lived? Because he had given them his address...ON THE JOB APPLICATION HE HAD FILLED OUT AND LEFT WITH THEM BEFORE HE LEFT THE STORE!!!!!

(A thoroughly consternated Keith tosses papers in air as ZZ Top sings "Sharp Dressed Man")

[Patsy Stone]

19. Did you know there are two Countdown shirts in the NBC shop?

I didn't.

https://secure.nbcuniversalstore.com/?g=2&v=nbc_msnbc

[bleever]

21. "Worst Person in the World!"

I like that one!

[Berry Cool]

22. "Keith, you are too attuned to cuteness!"

VELMA!!!!!!

:loveya: You can just see it all over 'em, can't you???

She's glowing, he's smiling, laughing and blushing.

It's adorable...

[Berry Cool]

23. They didn't have these last year when I was visiting the city.

They had NO MSNBC merchandise (other than a mouse pad) in the store at 30 Rock at all. No Morning Joe, no Keith, no nothing. Closest thing they had to any merchandise mentioning Keith was their Football Night in America line of shirts, sweats and caps. I bought a sweat.

[ralps]

24. Today's worst person in the world is David Farredy of CBS for threatening Nancy

Pelosi & Harry Ried! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :wtf:

[GigiMommy]

25. Hi Everybody!!! Happy Friday!!!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: I remember having more time to be here before Cassie became a social butterfly.

[Berry Cool]

29. Hi GGM and Cassie! Am I to take it Keith is actually ATTENDING the Correspondents' Dinner

this year? Sure sounds like it.

And he got a place for his buddy Jason Bateman at the table. Wonder whether he also has a ticket for Jason's lovely wife...or whether it's going to just be the cozy trio of Keith, Jason and Katy Tur...

[Patsy Stone]

32. I want to be there. A lot.

If I call FOX do you think they would give me their tickets?

[Berry Cool]

33. I wonder if they will be serving hamburgers with Dijon mustard.

Anyway, I saw a promo for Keith's Monday show in which he's supposedly going to report on everything that happens--which, although he would do it anyway, leads me to believe he's going.

I just hope he wears a real tux this time, instead of a suit with a bow tie. That was just really sad, Keith.

[bleever]

28. Rachel and Keef are wearing matching jackets!

Talk about attuned to the cute.

[Patsy Stone]

31. Darth Cheney

The Movie. LOL