WTF 5/12/09 KOEB Party & Keith listens to Steph.

[Botany]

WTF :rofl:

BTW Cheney needs a wall, a chair, and a smoke. Over 1,000,000 are dead.

[Patsy Stone]

1. Hi!

I'll go kill my thread.

[Patsy Stone]

2. Cheney is so, so evil.

I looooove the Carrie Prejean footage. The voice tremble kills me.

[Botany]

7. She is such a little innocent lamb!

http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/carrie_prejean_2

BTW she had perfect breasts and then she "pumped 'em up."

Now that is a crime.

[Berry Cool]

11. Yeah, well they know a thing or two about "pumping you up" in Ahnoldland.

Pump you up, make you blonde, whiten your teeth, empty your head. That's Califor-nye-ay.

[bleever]

19. Her nipples are shaped like red stars??

What is she, a Sneetch?

[Botany]

23. Sneech Snark Rocks

[Berry Cool]

24. She's a Stargazer Sneetch.

Keith has that effect on her.

[RevCheesehead]

50. ....

:rofl:

[Botany]

3. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav?

[Berry Cool]

6. I wish I believed Keith listens to Steph.

Maybe he'd tell her to dump AshleyMadison.com. :hi:

After all, his own main squeeze is in a Secure Undisclosed Location somewhere on the roads of Briscoe County, Texas tonight, with a hot young guy. (That's right, Wolfie, you guys are hosting her--you can have her.)

[Botany]

8. I have heard KO say lines I wrote for Steph.

KO should man up and call her or have her on his show or his staff.

[Berry Cool]

12. KO's not man enough to approach a fully mature woman.

Sorry, but I fear it is true. A doll he can carry, the girl he will marry must be. And I never took him for that kind of guy.

On edit: I just realized...I called Stephanie Miller a fully mature woman. :rofl:

But there you go. That's what Keith really needs in his life: an age-appropriate woman who's not above fart jokes.

[Botany]

15. If Katy makes KO happy and KO males Katy happy fine.

Besides Steph isn't mature she is more AARP :rofl:

:hi: Steph still love me?

[Berry Cool]

17. Bot, you're being WAY too much of a "guy" about this.

You figure you have to defend every other cradle-robber on the planet so you can reserve the right for yourself if the opportunity ever appears. It's disgusting. Please stop. :-(

Besides, Keith is more AARP than Steph.

[Patsy Stone]

20. What is up with you tonight?

Wow.

[Berry Cool]

26. What?? Me??

[Patsy Stone]

28. Yes.

Lighten up, Francis.

(Please?)

[Berry Cool]

31. I'm not in a good mood. I had a bad bike ride tonight.

It's too long a story to tell. Sorry. :shrug:

[RevCheesehead]

47. Did the little doggie jump out of your basket?

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

54. You got it.

But I'll get her, my pretty. And her little dog, too.

[RevCheesehead]

57. Something tells me...

you could use one of these:

:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:

There. Now you have spares, too. :)

[bleever]

21. Ex-buddy from Columbus.

:rofl:

[ralps]

4. Hi Botany, Hi Everyone!! Aww Poor Carrie PreJean!! LOL

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[Botany]

14. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav?

[Patsy Stone]

5. Oh, my lord... Sheldon Whitehouse's hair is as purple as his shirt.

:loveya:, Shel. But, really now...

[Berry Cool]

9. How much longer is Cheney going to continue on his Truth or Dare Tour?

I'm not sure I can stand much more. :eyes:

[WolverineDG]

10. Evening all!!

:hi: I wish I knew what my cat did to my computer last night....her butt made the gmail screen microscopic, but the DU message screen super-huge! :wtf:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

13. She's magical!

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

16. Kitty! You can do magical things!!!

Yeah, more like "you can screw around with my equipment..."

[WolverineDG]

29. Yes but what's the counterspell?

it's really bugging me.

dg

[Berry Cool]

32. The counterspell is called "Get rid of the cat."

And no, I never want to use it, either. So search me.

[Patsy Stone]

18. I like Charlie Crist and I'll miss him as governor.

But I don't want him to be my Senator.

[bleever]

22. Who's the likely Dem candidate?

What about you; are YOU busy?

[Botany]

25. good thinking

We could be Sen. Patsy's "peeps" & her brain trust.

[Berry Cool]

30. I'm not sure anyone should trust me with their brain.

I noticed something tonight. Whenever Keith has a guest and cracks a joke that's supposed to fly "under the radar," he blinks a lot rapidly as if he's flirting. Like "Aren't I just the cutest thing?"

[bleever]

33. You be Gibbs, I'll be Axelrod.

:toast:

[Botany]

43. We could be total whores

So you want to talk w/ Sen. Patsy? .... no problem ..... we take cash, dope, and junkets.

[Patsy Stone]

58. Definitely junkets

I've always wanted to visit Australia. Can you guys work on that?

[Botany]

62. Sign up to run and we can talk.

BTW we have to start fund raising ASAP.

Vote Stone in two oh ten
She will make Florida fun again.

[bleever]

63. We need to investigate the kangaroo jerky marketing possibilities.

And in addition to Bot's list, we also accept: gold bars.

[RevCheesehead]

60. I need a job...

can I be the ambassador to Wisconsin?

[Patsy Stone]

27. Dan Gelber or Kendrick Meek

Gelber's my state senator, Meek is in the US House. Both are from Dade County, both popular. Not sure either of them will beat Charlie. Although, no matter how you look at it, Rubio's worse.

If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve.

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

34. I have resolved to say something positive.

OK, here it is:

Go Cavs.

[Patsy Stone]

35. :)

:hug:

[Berry Cool]

55. Thanks.

I needed that. :hug:

[Patsy Stone]

59. Bad days suck.

Sorry you had one. :hug:

[bleever]

36. Wow, a Sherman statement.

[Patsy Stone]

37. Confession:

I want those glasses. :)

[Berry Cool]

38. Derrick Pitts is always interesting.

I hope there are no further shuttle problems.

[Botany]

39. F = m x a

Science.

[Patsy Stone]

41. I like him

I wish he was on more often. I had heard this was dangerous and they had backup, but now it seems like an even better idea. I'll keep a good thought for them, that's got to be unnerving and a lot of added pressure to an already difficult mission.

[ralps]

40. Today's worst person in the world is Greta Van Sustran for complaining about Todd

Palin being ambushed by a reporter!! Wtf?? :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :wtf: :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

42. Fixed Noise and Greta Van Workdone really do have some nerve complaining

about Todd Palin being ambushed. What's sauce for the goose is never sauce for their ganderers.

[Botany]

44. The WTF moment

aka a Steph Miller show shout out.

Her Grandfather was under General Patton :blush:

St. Carrie of La Jolla :rofl:

[ralps]

45. LOL This WTF Moment Is so great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

46. Satan's wind!!

:rofl:

Did anyone hear Schuster today? He was royally pissed off at the superficiality of the pageant.
I :loveya: David!!

:hi:

[ralps]

49. Hi RevCheesehead, Crook & I are doing good & Hi to Oreo, CC & lil' Keith! How are you all doing?

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

52. Great!

I just came back from dinner at Glidden Lodge in Door County. S-W-A-N-K-Y!! :)

Sorry I missed most of Keith. But I did get to hear the WTF Moment!

[Botany]

51. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav?

As a man I would call it a "divine wind."

BTW she had nice "lady lumps" a gift from God. Now Silicon Bags.

[RevCheesehead]

61. Hiya Cuddles!

:hi:

[Botany]

64. Happy Wisconsin Spring Buddy.

The Cow - by Robert Louis Stephenson
The friendly cow all red and white,
I love with all my heart:
She gives me cream with all her might,
To eat with apple-tart.

She wanders lowing here and there,
And yet she cannot stray,
All in the pleasant open air,
The pleasant light of day;

And blown by all the winds that pass
And wet with all the showers,
She walks among the meadow grass
And eats the meadow flowers.

[RevCheesehead]

66. The lost stanza:

Oh how I love the friendly cow
in meadows bright and fair,
She gives me methane gas to breathe,
I love that dairy air.

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

48. I could watch that footage over and over

And endless loop of Miss California and that tearful plea for her rights while she denies others their rights.

[Berry Cool]

53. "Saint Carrie of La Jolla"

:rofl: Perfect, Keith. Perfect.

Nothing in the world more annoying than a phony martyr.

Oh, and Hi Rev. :hi:

[Patsy Stone]

56. He really let her have it.

She's Sarah's running mate. You heard it here. :)

[bleever]

65. Damn, I missed it.

I'll have to catch it on the flippy-floppy.

[Berry Cool]

67. Just don't catch her flippy-floppies.

You wouldn't want to. :scared:

[SeattleGirl]

68. Watching now on the replay. Holy cow! KO got her but good!

:rofl:

[bleever]

69. That. Was. Epic.

I am impressed.

:applause: