KOEB Meeting: 05/29/09 -- Obama Hates White People Edition

[Patsy Stone]

Tom Tancredo, you are a lunatic.

:hi: you DUzy winning dears. Happy Friday, y'all!

[RavensChick]

1. Happy Friday, everyone!

Hi, Pats!!!

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

3. Hi RC!

Good to see you! :hi:

[Patsy Stone]

18. You too, RC!

:hi:

[RavensChick]

22. Are you dry down there now?

It's been rain and clouds all week in the DC area and a nasty round of thunderstorms rolled through my way a few hours ago, so hopefully it'll be over by tomorrow.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

25. Nope

Soaked through and through and the rain is forecast to continue for-fucking-ever! I wish it was November already.

[SeattleGirl]

27. It's been gorgeous here the past couple of days.

I have been loving it.

[RavensChick]

33. Ouch!

I feel your pain, believe me.

I'm not wishing for November 'cause that's when it gets mighty chilly up here.

[bleever]

34. "That's what she said."

[Patsy Stone]

We give out a prize at work

every day for the first person who can get in a "That's what she said." I won one day -- before 9 a.m.!

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

60. I'd be really impressed if you did that before your 1st cup of coffee

well, that's what she said.

:hi:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

64. Hey-O!

:rofl:

[WolverineDG]

66. So, what's my prize?

:evilgrin:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

77. I'm feeling generous tonight, so...

Jack and Coke?

[WolverineDG]

84. that's what she said

:rofl:

mmmmm Johnny Depp :9

dg

[SeattleGirl]

2. Shabbot Shazzam, Patsy! Come on in, the drinks are fine!

:hi:

[RavensChick]

6. Hey, SG!

Can I have the strawberry daquiri?

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

9. Of course!

:toast:

[RavensChick]

23. Thanks!

After the week I had I need a lot of them!

:beer:

[Patsy Stone]

15. D'lish!

Thanks, SG! :toast:

[GigiMommy]

49. Hi SG!!!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

What goes well with kids and dead snake? I'll drink two of those.

[SeattleGirl]

54. One of each?

[GigiMommy]

72. Hee hee hee...

Maybe...I HATE snakes. There were TWO dead snakes in my yard. One, I think the yard guys got, the other, one of the neighborhood kids picked up and threw away in my garbage can. :scared:

[RavensChick]

73. Double ouch!!!

If I saw a dead snake I would drink the whole bar, LOL!!!

:hi:

[ralps]

4. Hi Patsy! Hi Everyone! Congratulations on the DUzy you all!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RavensChick]

7. Hi, Ralps!!

Happy Friday, hon!

:hi:

[ralps]

10. Hi RavensChick!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SeattleGirl]

8. Hi ralps!

Happy Friday to you!

[ralps]

12. Hi SeattleGirl!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SeattleGirl]

5. Limpballs is getting spittle all over my TV screen again.

[RavensChick]

14. Seeing Glenn Beck's mugshot is worse!

Glenn, how can we miss you if you wont go away?!?! Prick!

[SeattleGirl]

16. No kidding. And all these white people calling a Latina a racist.

They need to look in the mirror!

[RavensChick]

24. For real!

I hear all that shit and I shake my head. Someone should tell these idiots that their teabags are showing.

:grr:

[SeattleGirl]

26. I expect the top of Limpalls head to blow any day now, and that

Beck will probably get the vapors.

[bleever]

11. Why do I want to borrow a pen?

:hi:

Happy Friday, everybody!

[RavensChick]

19. Hi, Bleever!

I have paper if you need it.

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

20. Hi bleev!

A happy Friday to ya! :hi:

[Patsy Stone]

13. Hey, you Hispanic chick lady!

:eyes:

[ralps]

17. Oh Please All you conservative Repuke commentators Just Shut the Frell Up!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :grr:

[Patsy Stone]

21. But, can't you see they're oppressed?

:hi:, ralps!

[Berry Cool]

28. Excellent pic of Keith, Pats.

:hi: Happy Friday, all. I'm still sick so you may not see much of me tonight.

But I did want to say, I think the Repigs are waaaaay overplaying their hand on this Sotomayor thing. Then again, ten bucks says anyone who insulted Rush today goes crawling to him apologizing tomorrow.

[Patsy Stone]

30. When you've got nothing

you've got nothing to lose.

:hi:

Sorry you're still under the weather. Mine lasted about a week and there's still a lingering cough. I hope you're luckier than that.

[Berry Cool]

31. I just noticed something else.

That pic of Keith looks like a young woman in jeans is sitting backwards on his shoulders. :rofl:

[RavensChick]

47. Too bad it's not me.

Oh, well. I can dream.

[RavensChick]

40. Hi, Berry!

Sorry to hear you're not feeling well. :hug: You're in good company 'cause I had to see my doctor today with my knee acting up something awful. I'm doing okay now but I gotta have an MRI in a few days so hopefully it won't be serious. All I need to do is take Motrin, do no heavy lifting and take it easy. Otherwise I wish you good health, hon.

As for the repugs, if you hear a lot of thuds and screaming, that's the sound of them falling on their racist swords!

[Berry Cool]

43. You take care of yourself too, RavensChick

and thanks. :hug:

[RavensChick]

29. It's almost June and they're still in denial.

Let's go over it again: our President is here, he's Black, get used to it!!!!!

Then again, why beat a dead horse? After Obama's 2nd term is over we should elect a woman (Democrat, of course), and see what they'll say then!

[Patsy Stone]

32. Let's make it a Hispanic woman -- or a Jew.

:)

[RavensChick]

44. True dat!

That'll make them run to the ocean and jump off the cliff in droves! Then we can have a blissful existance!

[Catherine Vincent]

35. I'm cracking up!!!

Olbermann is so silly! :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

38. Doncha just love it?

Welcome to the KOEB. We have fun watching Keith here.

Right now I'm saying "Bingo!" because I predicted he'd pick G. Gordon Liddy as one of his Worst Persons in the World tonight. :bounce:

[RavensChick]

65. He should!!!!

What in the hell would possess this moran to say something so personal about every woman when she has her time of the month?? If anything it should be one big time :wtf: moment!!!!

SG, I need another drink so I can brace myself, please.

[SeattleGirl]

67. Have as many as you'd like, dear!

[RavensChick]

81. Thanks!

[Patsy Stone]

39. Welcome, Catherine!

:hi: Stick around and be funny. You, too, could win a DUzy. :)

[RavensChick]

56. Welcome!!!

We have a blast here, and Keith provides all the fun every weeknight!!! Come by anytime during the week and join us!

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

61. Hi Catherine!

Welcome to the KOEB!

:hi:

[Catherine Vincent]

69. Thanks for all the welcomes!

But I used to visit more often in the past, it's been a while.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

71. Really?

Where was I? :) Sorry. :blush:

[Catherine Vincent]

74. You were here!

I was formerly known as Cat_girl25. :evilgrin:

[Berry Cool]

78. Oh, I remember you!!

Welcome back!!

[Patsy Stone]

79. Well...

THAT explains it! I wondered where the hell you went! :hug:

[GigiMommy]

63. Hi Catherine!!!

:hi: :bounce:

[Patsy Stone]

36. Alright, side by side

Liz Torres and Sonia Sotomayor. Separated at birth??

[Berry Cool]

41. Liz will play her in the TV-movie.

You convinced me.

[GigiMommy]

37. Happy Friday Everybody!!!

OH MY GOSH!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I WON A DUZY!!! I'd like to thank Patsy and Sharon and Bleever and Wolfie and Berry and Seattle Girl and Ralps and everyone that I didn't mention. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

:wow: :hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Berry Cool]

42. Hey, GGM, all I did was provide the thread.

:hi: You guys did the rest.

[GigiMommy]

59. Hi Berry!!!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[SeattleGirl]

45. Hi Gigi!

You silly girl! :rofl:

And hi to Miss Cassie!

[GigiMommy]

68. Hi SG!!!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Love the turtles!!!

[SeattleGirl]

70. Tell Miss Cassie that turtles are my daughter's favorite animal.

:)

[Patsy Stone]

46. Holland Park?

Sweetie, darling! That's where my best friend Edina lives.

[Berry Cool]

50. What I fail to see is how any conservative cruise can be considered complete

without Larry Craig.

"Cruise"...get it?...heh heh... :shrug:


But moving right along...we can always hope that like the cruise with Bill "Skeezix" O'Reilly a few years back, this one will be canceled due to lack of interest.

[Patsy Stone]

52. $14,000

FOURTEEN THOUSAND DOLLARS for a suite on that hell cruise. Oh, lord...

[RavensChick]

80. That is crazy!!!

In this economy? Obviously they're holding out and livin' large while the rest of America is suffering. I'm only sorry Rev isn't here right now so I'll say this on her behalf--there's a special section in hell for these assholes!!!!!

OK, I feel better now.

[bleever]

48. That was the original version of the Gilligan's Island song they just played.

Before they added in "the professor and, Mary Ann..."

I should totally be on the Supreme Court.

[Berry Cool]

53. "The movie star, and the rest..."

Which reminds me, Keith considers it an honor that Tina "Ginger" Louise watches Countdown.

[Patsy Stone]

58. Who wouldn't?

:hi:, Tina!

[WolverineDG]

51. We gots another DUzy?

:patriot:

Keep up the good work!

dg

[Patsy Stone]

55. We funny

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

57. That's cause we have some funny people here in the clubhouse!

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

62. Hi Wolfie!

:hi: Happy Friday!

Oh, and folks, the Yankees are in town this weekend so if Keith wants to see 'em, he's gonna have to come here.

Come on, Keithy Keithy Keithy. You know you want to. :loveya:

[Berry Cool]

75. Congratulations G. Gordon Liddy!!

Now shut up and eat your Apple Brown Ratty.

[ralps]

76. Today's worst person in the world is G Gordan Liddy! For bitching about Sonya

Sotomayor going thru menstruation! WTF??? :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :wtf:

[RavensChick]

82. That's what I said upthread, and I was right!

Keith, thank you!!! Liddy is such a idiot I can't find the words.

[Berry Cool]

83. That was pretty funny, Mancow's wife walking back and forth with their daughter

just to get her on TV.

But really, I think...point made. Mancow's followers don't want his truth to have any traction, so they have to try to bring down him AND Keith. Not gonna happen.

[Patsy Stone]

88. Truth has a liberal bias.

And DH was laughing at the scene going on behind Mancow, and wondering why they just didn't stand behind him.

[Patsy Stone]

85. Alright, kiddies

I'm off to watch silly TV and get my mind into weekend mode. Hope yours is a good one. :hi:

[SeattleGirl]

86. Later, girl!

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

87. You too, Patsela.

:hi: 'Bye all!

[RavensChick]

89. I'm already in weekend mode,

so I'm gonna rest my knee and relax!

Have a good weekend everyone!!!

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

90. Good night everyone!!! Have a good weekend!!!

:hi: