KOEB Meeting: 06/12/09 -- Making Friends Wherever I Go Edition

[Patsy Stone]

Sarah's really a shameless tool, isn't she? :hi:

[Patsy Stone]

1. "Hey, don't disparage fight attendants!"

:eyes:

What you might have missed was Joe the Intern Killer taking her side this morning during that little book-plugging show of his after they came back from a clip of the Today Show interview by saying, "If a conservative talk show host made a joke about the statutory rape of a 14 year old, what do you think the response would be?"

Hey, asshole, that's not what Dave meant, and you know it.

[SharonRB]

3. She makes shit up out of whole cloth

Yes, Sarah, he was talking about Bristol, not Willow. It wouldn't have made any sense to talk about Willow.

[SharonRB]

2. I'll get rid of mine

Please, please, please make her go away.

[SeattleGirl]

5. Sarah, LIZard, Dick... they can ALL go away!

Sarah is a freakin' Drama Queen

[SeattleGirl]

4. Shalom Shabbot, Patsy! My gawd, I need a drink!

Sarah, you ARE a freakin' tool!

[SharonRB]

7. That stuff all looks fabulous

I'll take one of each.

[SeattleGirl]

9. Help yourself!

I always make sure the bar is well-stocked on Friday.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

17. You are the hostess with the mostest.

Those look so good! Happy Friday, SG! :toast:

[SeattleGirl]

21. Why, thank you, Patsy!

:toast:

[RevCheesehead]

20. Yummy!

I'll have one of them Kiwi things, and a jello shot. :hi: :hug:

[SeattleGirl]

22. Rev!!!

Drink up, my friend! :hi: :loveya:

[Berry Cool]

32. Dem's classy jello shots, Rev.

:hi: They gots edible flowers on 'em.

[RevCheesehead]

43. True confession:

I've never had jello shots. I guess it reminds me of hospitals.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

45. After the second or third one

you don't even notice what they're served in. Trust me. :)

[Berry Cool]

77. Me either, I admit.

At least not that I recall.

[PSzymeczek]

81. OOH!

Hor's d'oerves !

[SharonRB]

6. "Gov. Palin is a delusional lunatic"

Uh oh, Keith. Now she's going to come after you. He's so right, though.

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

11. And as he and others have pointed out

not only is this all for fundraising, but no one mentioned Willow until she did -- and for her own personal gain. Really low, and soooo klassy.

[SeattleGirl]

12. Gad, she sounds like she hopped up on some kind of pills

BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH.

GAAAAAA!!!

[RevCheesehead]

27. But...

they have so many of them in that party. :crazy:

Hi Sharon! :hi:

[Patsy Stone]

31. Still holding my breath for:

[SeattleGirl]

34. Now THAT's a train wreck!

[RevCheesehead]

41. Oh. My. God.

If that happens, I'm moving. Seriously.

[SharonRB]

33. Hi, Rev

:hi:

[ralps]

8. Hi Patsy! Hi Everyone! Please let Sarah Palin's 15 minutes of fame be over soon!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :grr:

[SeattleGirl]

13. Hi ralps!

Indeed. The less she is seen and heard, the better!

[ralps]

16. Hi SeattleGirl!!! I'm stealing that smilie! I hope you don't mind!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SeattleGirl]

23. My smilie is your smilie, ralps!

Steal away!

[bleever]

10. "Absolutely not necessarily."

She is fucking nuts!




:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

14. Also, too...

:hi:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_J-n2topgJJ4/SdxsVSeIMaI/AAAAAAAAAOU/Fuj_7foQFn4/s400/BATSHIT+CRAZY.jpg

[SeattleGirl]

15. You betcha!

[Berry Cool]

19. Batshit crazy like a fox.

:hi: (thanks for the food and drinks BTW...Happy Friday!!)

This is all trumped-up faux outrage designed to position her better for 2012. Why, if you listen to her long enough, you could almost believe she's a feminist...you could almost forget SHE's the one who exploits her children for political purposes. That's precisely what she's hoping for.

[SeattleGirl]

25. I have nearly the same level of "urge to throw things at the TV" with

her as I did with Bush.

(Hi, Berry!) :hi:

[SharonRB]

35. More, for me.

[Berry Cool]

36. Me too, SG

and :hi: back! My, you do set out a lovely spread!

[SeattleGirl]

37. Thanks, Berry!

Only the best for the Clubhousers!

[PSzymeczek]

80. I had to save the picture

to my hard drive.

[Patsy Stone]

83. Send it to everyone you know.

So, you said last night you were back, but I don't remember the name. Who were you in your previous life here? Have you already told me and I'm just forgetful? If that's the case, it happens all the time. Please, don't take it personally. :)

[Botany]

28. fucking nuts urban dictionary

One with his penis inserted into a jar of peanut butter.
Chief say, man who have dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts.

refer to Apeshit
I went fucking apeshit when those idiots stole my beers

[bleever]

62. Choosy mothers choose

to hide the peanut butter when Uncle Stan visits.

[Botany]

74. cheers

[RevCheesehead]

18. Why is this "news"?

Jeez, it's just a comedy talk show! Dave says all kinds of outrageous things.
Sarah better grow some thicker skin if she's gonna run. :puke:

:hi: Hi everyone!

[Patsy Stone]

26. I know why *she's* pushing it

and I blame the media for covering the train wreck for the sole purpose of the achieving ratings associated with a train wreck.

:hi:, Rev! Happy Friday! :toast:

[RevCheesehead]

30. Matt Lauer, hard-hitting anchorman.

:eyes: I'd rather have Ron Burgundy.

:hi: Shabbat Shazzam, Patsy! :toast:

[Berry Cool]

38. Yeah, but at least when Keith covers it

he truth-squads it, to counter the bullshit.

[SeattleGirl]

29. I'm torn between not wanting to see or hear any more from her, and

wanting her to be able to talktalktalktalk so that more people realize how batcrap crazy she is.

[RevCheesehead]

39. I'm tired of the "where are the feminists" questions.

Was Dave out of line? By his standards, no. In fact, I thought it was damned funny.

But even more importantly, WHY do we have to "protect" women, and why do we call them girls?? It's just like the Monica thing - she was a "young, innocent girl" who was 25. By 25, I was in grad school.
All this crap cheapens the conversation, making it all the harder to strive for equality.

[SeattleGirl]

42. It's faux defense of women/girls to go along with their faux poutrage.

They really don't care about females.

[RevCheesehead]

46. Bingo.

Along with the whole idea of Sarah Palin, which is that ANY good-looking woman is qualified to do the job.
It's bad enough that there are newspeople who are hired for their looks.

AND (let me rant here: :rant: )
I cannot stand that woman who does folksy-cutesy, friggin' winky-dinky, to run for office. I think Dave was dead-on with "slutty." I agree, though, that it was an insult to flight attendants. :rant:

Thank you. I feel better now.

[SeattleGirl]

48. Good rant, Rev

You've earned yourself another drink!

[RevCheesehead]

49. Yay!

Surprise me with something new. :)

[SeattleGirl]

53. How about a Long Island Iced Tea?

[RevCheesehead]

54. Perfect!!

Thanks, sweetie! :beer:

[SeattleGirl]

56. My pleasure!

:toast:

[bleever]

58. If she wanted to protect Bristol, she wouldn't have let her have underage sex in her house.

She allowed statutory rape under her own roof!

[Patsy Stone]

65. In Alaska

she protected women by making them pay for their own rape kits. See, THAT's how it's done. :mad:

[SeattleGirl]

67. I know. Gee, that's so very feminist of her!

:grr: :grr: :grr:

[Berry Cool]

78. By 25, I was DONE with grad school!

[PSzymeczek]

82. By 25

I had a marriage behind me. I wasn't a girl.

[SharonRB]

24. Does Diebold run elections in Iran, too?

[Berry Cool]

40. I'm wondering if Ken Blackwell is stuffing the ballot box for Imadinnerjacket.

[SeattleGirl]

44. Imadinnerjacket?

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

47. That's what Steph calls him.

Keith...if it's OK to say yes to sex you want, can I say yes to you? :loveya:

The guy who hitched a ride on his friend's boat by jumping off the bridge... :rofl:

Keith's George H.W. impression needs some work. Maybe he should quit trying it. Wouldn't be prudent.

That Ukrainian laundry-in-the-fountain protest was pretty funny. But what I really want is a Japanese robot to make sushi for me.

[SeattleGirl]

50. Randi calls him Immadinthehead

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

51. Dear Randall Terry: You are a man. You cannot get pregnant.

Therefore, in my extremely strong opinion, YOU DON'T HAVE A RIGHT TO HAVE ANY SAY WHERE ABORTION IS CONCERNED. So, in the words of the great Mr. Olbermann, Shut the HELL up!"

[RevCheesehead]

52. Dear Mr. Terry,

You are bald, and aren't fooling anyone. Lose the toupe.

[SeattleGirl]

55. Reminds me of George Carlin's line: Have you ever noticed that

the people who are most against abortion are people you wouldn't want to f**k anyway?"

[RevCheesehead]

57. For real!

I think if their mama's had ultrasounds and saw the pics, they'd abort.

[SeattleGirl]

60. ......

:rofl:

Touche, Rev! :fistbump:

[Berry Cool]

61. Oh, great, Keith's going to rhapsodize over Tim Russert again

and re-earn the eternal enmity of 90% of DU and Kos... *sigh*

[SeattleGirl]

63. Maybe they've already dumped some of it on Tweety. He rhapsodized

at the end of his show today.

[Patsy Stone]

59. Aw, George...

:rofl:

RIP.

[SeattleGirl]

66. That man had an absolute gift for calling it like it is!

I got to see him live 3 times! Dang near wet my pants each time! :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

69. I would have, too!

"And now a word from the Apple Growers Association of America: Fuck pears!"

[SeattleGirl]

70. Hahahaha!

:rofl:

I never get tired of listening to him!

[Berry Cool]

64. Yeah. You no playa da game, you no makea da rules!

[ralps]

68. Today's worst person in the world is Michelle Malkin

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :wtf:

[Berry Cool]

71. Malkin is truly disgusting. She has no boundaries she won't go beyond.

As for Rush...he sounds like he wants to be the new Colbert. I mean, come on--blaming physically active people who get injured for the high cost of health care sounds like something right out of the Colbert Report! (except that he DID wear his wrist cast as a badge of honor...)

Reminds me of when Reagan said trees cause pollution!

Come on, man, you're just trying to make me laugh now!

[SharonRB]

72. Who ever thought I'd miss Timmeh?

He was so much better at this than Stretch.

[SeattleGirl]

73. You've got that right, Sharon.

[Berry Cool]

76. When I see how Keith gets choked up to this day talking about Russert

I ask myself, what did he see in him that those of us on the other side of the TV did not? And is his judgment perhaps more to be trusted than that of all the DU and Kos viewers who hate him as much today as they hate Reagan?

I can't help but think it likely.

[Patsy Stone]

75. RIP, Tim.

He was so much better at it, because he really loved it.

[Berry Cool]

79. If I'm still around when Tweety kicks the bucket and I have to think of nice things about him

that's the thing I'll remember most: one thing you have to say for Tweety is, he loves politics. To my mind he thinks of it as too much of a game or spectacle sometimes, rather than something that affects real people's lives to good or ill, but you can't deny, he utterly loves it.