KOEB 6/15/09 Iran's Going to Hell and All Anyone Cares About Is Letterman Edition

[Berry Cool]

:hi: Escape the madness for a bit with us.

[Patsy Stone]

1. Oooh, Keith and Joel!

Doubleplusgood.

:hi:, Berry!

I vote for not talking about Letterman and Palin (raises hand, waving wildly)

[Berry Cool]

4. Two great tastes that taste great together.

:hi: Hi Pats!

I've just spoken my Letterman piece on GD, so I'm done.

[Patsy Stone]

2. I feel your pain, people of Iran.

Where was my vote in 2000 & 2004? I don't know either. :hug:

[Berry Cool]

3. Yeah, I never thought I'd live to see the day when I said this

but I wish Ohio had had an ayatollah.

:hi: Why do I get the sneaky feeling Ken Blackwell has spent time in Iran?

[Patsy Stone]

5. And Katherine Harris

I was thinking Keith should have him on to talk about Iran. Then we can hear him try and defend the need for fair elections. That would be a good laugh, until I started to cry.

[PSzymeczek]

66. I grew up in Concord Southwest

in one of the "twelve counties", and they have NEVER had 98% voter turnout!!!

[Botany]

6. My vote has always been there .... you are my one and only Fav.

As per 2000 and your and then my vote in 2004 please see:

[Patsy Stone]

7. Spunk and Moxie

Those are some bad, bad people. :hi:

[Botany]

14. And they got paid big big money

and the bottom line is with all the vote rigging, electronic vote machines, and other things in both cases
Karl Rove worked the bottom line ..... stop them "black people" from having their votes count.

Florida 2000 ..... 50,000 to 90,000 blacks removed from the voter rolls
Ohio 2004 Cuyahoga County (Cleveland) 25% of all the voters (blacks) were removed from the voter logs ..... 240,000 votes .... more than
double of bush's margin of victory.

[Patsy Stone]

22. When people vote,

they lose. Simple as that. They were a tad bit better at it than the Iranians though.

[Botany]

24. I still can not believe "they" got away w/ it.

Karl said they won because he had his own polling on the ground in Ohio in 2004.

[Patsy Stone]

25. "The math"

:mad:

[bleever]

30. Funny how Karl needed a landline that night.

With a special white label on the handset.

[Botany]

37. That line went to kenny blackwell or Samrtech in Chattanooga, TN

Karl needs to be in jail

[PSzymeczek]

67. The whole freaking crew

needs to be fitted for orange jumpsuits.

[Berry Cool]

17. Hey, Bot!

:hi: Way to make everyone ill with pictures...

[RevCheesehead]

8. All I care about is keeping the Orange Cat out of the garage rafters.

He's learned how to climb up high - it's the getting down part that's hard. :eyes:

:hi: Hi Berry and everyone!

[Berry Cool]

16. Hi Rev!

:hi: Oh, those kwazee kats!!!!!

Oh dear. Keith's going to talk about Letterman, and he doesn't look any happier than I am.

[RevCheesehead]

19. I saw your thread.

I wish the story would just go away. Why is anyone paying attention to it?

:hi:

[bleever]

9. Somebody please drive a stake through Ari Fleischer.

Please.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

10. Ari Fleischer says democracy in Iran is Bush's doing.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

OMG, I can't breathe!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

11. Oy!

Did someone bonk him on the head? :rofl:

:hi: Hi Patsy!

[Patsy Stone]

12. If not

I volunteer.

:hi: Next place, no rafters for kitties!

[RevCheesehead]

21. You wouldn't believe the dust he's stirred up!

CC, that is, not Ari.

[Berry Cool]

20. He's such a kidder!!

"See, we taught them how to rig, er, I mean hold elections..."

[bleever]

13. Keef said "Khomeini" instead of "Khameini".

Get the man a scorecard!

[Patsy Stone]

15. "Pat, I'd like to buy a vowel..."

:hi:

[bleever]

18. "You say Khomeini, and I say Khameini..

Let's call the ayatollah thing off."

[Patsy Stone]

23. Well,

I'm gonna have to Mullah that over before deciding.

[bleever]

26. Oh!

[Berry Cool]

29. Well, for crying out loud, if Letterman's just going to apologize, period,

then fine, good for him, let's be done with it.

I thought he was digging himself a deeper hole with the "Honest, I meant Bristol, not Willow" thing.

I will know better than to listen to Milissa Rehberger again. :grr:

[Patsy Stone]

49. If he feels he must, whatever.

I think it should have all gone away by now; but I guess that's just me.

[Berry Cool]

60. You kidding?

Palin never lets anything just "go away."

[ralps]

27. Hi Berry Cool! Hi Everyone!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

38. Hi ralps!

Love the new smileys! :hi:

[ralps]

46. Hi RevCheesehead, Crook & I are doing good & Hi to Oreo, CC & lil' Keith! How are you all doing?

Thanks, they're some that SeattleGirl found! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

52. If CC was a dog, he'd be in the doghouse.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=315&topic_id=147287&mesg_id=147295

Other than that, we're all kind of tired today (made another trip to Goodwill today). :)

[ralps]

59. May be you need to do something like this for Oreo, CC & 'lil Keith

http://www.thecatshouse.com/

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :shrug:

[RevCheesehead]

62. That's exactly what I want to do!!

That's why I want to eventually buy my own home! :bounce::bounce:

[SeattleGirl]

28. Hi everyone!

:hi:

[Botany]

31. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav?

no need to count the votes ..... you are the winner.

[SeattleGirl]

35. Hi Bot!

[Patsy Stone]

32. Steph on the Ed Show

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=385&topic_id=325017&mesg_id=325017

[SeattleGirl]

36. I saw her today, She was good,. That blonde woman was a

harpy, though. Eeesh, where did they did her up from?

[RevCheesehead]

39. She's "the Regurgitator"

who spews RW talking points. She's somewhat regular on Ed's show.

:hi: :hug:

[SeattleGirl]

41. Hi Rev!

I really wanted to gob-smack her, especially when she started shaking her head "no" everytime someone said something that strayed from the RW talking points.

:hi: :hug:

[Patsy Stone]

40. Vegas, and it should have stayed there.

Heidi Harris is a moron in the first-degree.

:hi:, SG!

[SeattleGirl]

43. Hi ya, Pats!

At least I'll know who NOT to listen to next time I go to Vegas!

:hi:

[Botany]

48. But she looked "hot"

red dress and a bad dye job

btw when she shook her head her earrings looked really funny

[Patsy Stone]

33. I heard this puppy in the pipe story today.

I was so happy it all worked out well.

[RevCheesehead]

34. So, what DID Steve Martin name his dog in "The Jerk"?

:shrug:

[Botany]

42. Say a little prayer for my Doggie Rev

He got hit by a car yesterday.

:cry:

He is gonna make it but he in for some surgery and big time vet time.

[SeattleGirl]

45. Oh, Botany! Your poor doggy!

I'll add some prayers for his recovery, too!

[Berry Cool]

54. Me too, poor thing.

I heard what you said to Steph about it.

[PSzymeczek]

68. If it was before 7:00 AM MST

I didn't hear it, sorry.

[Patsy Stone]

47. Oh, no!

I heard you tell Steph you were at the vet, but I didn't think it was for a bad thing. :(

Kisses to the little one.

[Botany]

50. He missed being killed by inches

I couldn't sleep at all night last night.

I saw him today and he looked good .... splint on his leg, really stoned on pain meds, and they let me sit with him @
the vet clinic today ... he gets surgery tomorrow.

[bleever]

51. Good luck!

Poor guy.

[RevCheesehead]

53. Poor Flubee!

:cry: How is Cuddles, Jr. handling it?

[Botany]

57. he is having a tough time .... the two are best buddies

not every boy needs a dog but every dog needs a boy.

[Berry Cool]

65. Depends.

Some dogs need a girl.

[Patsy Stone]

44. LOL!

Shithead. But I think it's too big of a name for a small puppy. Maybe we can just call him Shitty for short?

[Botany]

55. When you have a 10 minutes .... pure raw stupid

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385x324834

"fridge-er-rated trucks" and mind control from UHF T.V. signals

[Patsy Stone]

56. Hey!

How do you know there ISN'T mind control from UHF signals???

I'm going to have to drink something before I watch this. I can tell from the screen cap alone.

[Botany]

63. I might be out on limb but you can smell the crystal meth from your ...

... computer screen. The dude wants to know why Obama hasn't dropped by his double wide
to visit.

[Berry Cool]

58. Someone talk me down, as Rachel would say.

I'm getting very depressed over this health care and DOMA stuff.

The last thing we need is more wimpy Democrat action.

What in God's name do our President and our Congress NEED in order to ACT and do what we WANT them to, rather than cower in terror and anxiety before the minority?????

[SeattleGirl]

61. And what is this 60 votes thing, anyway? It seems to be nothing more

than a way for the Republicans to still act as if they're in power.

[Berry Cool]

64. That poor woman at the end of the show.

She's been through enough, Keith. Don't expect her to follow the thread of one of your lengthy and convoluted questions. :rofl: