6/24/08 KOEB Party. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav? show

[Botany]

You have a particular grace and calm that I adore. You have a level of sophistication that so fitting with your beauty. I could digress and
say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding
yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the night’s light - but hey, that would be going into sexual details ...

I know you are thinking Dr. Buddy Smooth but that is the writing of Gov. Sanford, they found his e-mails.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x3937826

I shan't be here tonight my lovely ladies & Bleever .... off to the pool ..... I'll check in later.

BTW The crimson sunset bathed the summer house at Gull Bay with an amber glow as a certain EDV made the house ready
for this evening's gentleman caller. Out in the apple orchard a bay - air played.

[Berry Cool]

1. Hey, no fair, Bot. You posted way before the show started.

But even so: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:hi: And, because we still need one, here's a picture of Keith:

[bleever]

18. Who's the guy next to Keef

that isn't Seinfeld?

[Berry Cool]

38. Actually, that IS Seinfeld.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[bleever]

43. No no no no no...

the OTHER guy.

[Berry Cool]

52. Oh, good question.

I didn't recognize him. If it was Biff.

[Patsy Stone]

44. Is that Biff Henderson?

:hi:, Berry!

[bleever]

48. I think you're right.

I knew he looked familiar.

[Patsy Stone]

2. Oh, you said Argentinian tail

I heard Appalachian Trail.

I stole that joke from some comment at Gawker. The original line was something like, "I could see how Appalachian Trail could be mistaken for Argentinian tail over a crappy sat phone connection." LOL!

:hi: We're all early, huh?

[SharonRB]

3. If you're ready, I'm here

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

4. Yo soy aquí!

Hola! :hi:

[SharonRB]

5. Hola! Que tal?

[Patsy Stone]

9. Muy bien, gracias.

Pero yo tengo hambre.

[bleever]

21. Out of the bubble,

and into the trouble.

:hi:

[PSzymeczek]

100. If he can't take the bubble,

why in hades did he run for a second term?:eyes: :shrug:

[bleever]

101. He was "managing" the bubble.

Just not in the best way.

Good question, though!

[Berry Cool]

41. Keith can't seem to make up his mind how to pronounce "Appalachian."

He had it right there the first few times (and when I say "right," I mean "the way the people who actually live there pronounce it, as opposed to the way the rest of the world pronounces it"), but then he reverted.

[SeattleGirl]

6. Howdy, all!

Boy, those Republicans just keep givin' and givin', don't they?

:hi:

[SharonRB]

8. Keep it comin'!

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

13. We don't even have to lift a finger, they are just self destructing all

on their very own! :rofl:

[SharonRB]

7. Those e-mails have been out for a while now

Breaking news?

[SharonRB]

10. Don't cry for me IN Argentina

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

11. Wait for it:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5914682

[SeattleGirl]

16. Faux is SOOOOOOOOOOO predictable!

[Patsy Stone]

19. Indeed

:hi:, SG!

And, what the hell is he talking about, anyway?

[SeattleGirl]

23. Hi Patsy!

I have no idea, and I don't think he does either.

:hi:

[SharonRB]

17. Yeah, I saw that this afternoon

They do it everytime.

[RevCheesehead]

50. I can understand their confusion.

Every time a repuke gets in sexual trouble, it usually involves prostitutes, children, or kinky fetishes.
A woman in Argentina? :boring:

[Patsy Stone]

12. Keith, are you reading us?

:loveya:

[SharonRB]

14. So is anyone taking bets on how long it will take for pictures

of Maria to come out?

[bleever]

24. Here she is:

[SharonRB]

25. ROFL

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

27. .....

:spray:

[WolverineDG]

15. I'm watching the finale of I'm a Celebrity

they voted off Sanjaya last night :cry: Oh well, LDP for the win!! Or Torrie, she rocks!

dg

[SharonRB]

20. I missed a lot of the presser

Right after it started a couple of co-workers came into my office to talk about work. The nerve of them! And then the stream quit on me.

[SeattleGirl]

22. Lord, he was born a ramblin' man......

This guy has to go six times around the block and sideways, just to get from point A to point B, doesn't he?

[WolverineDG]

28. I knew it was going to be bad when he pulled out the phone book

& started apologizing to everyone in it. :rofl:

dg

[SeattleGirl]

29. LOL!

[Berry Cool]

55. Put it this way

Sarah Palin gets to the point faster than he does.

[Patsy Stone]

30. And the bible had to caught in there somehow.

:shrug:

[Patsy Stone]

26. Bolton?

All of his kids have two last names. Marshall, Landon, Bolton, and Blake.

[SharonRB]

31. Still not as bad as the Palin kids' names

[Patsy Stone]

33. You're right

His kids sound like they're a law firm.

[SharonRB]

36. ROFL

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

57. Diddy, Cheatoner & Howe.

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

37. Twack! Twig! Wiwwow!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[bleever]

40. I figured it out! They are all

Michaels: Michael Marshall (The Intruders) and Michael Blake (Dances With Wolves) are authors, and Michael Landon and Michael Bolton you already know.

What's my prize?

:hi:

[SharonRB]

32. Under that scenario, I'm separated from him, too

He's there...I'm here.

[Patsy Stone]

35. Now you're catching on!

:rofl:

Did you see the FReeper thread about this? Somewhere they got it into their heads that he was on a cruise. Hi-larious: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5916076

[SharonRB]

39. First of all,

who ever said he was on a cruise? Don't these people know we have airplanes now?

They're all idiots.

[Patsy Stone]

46. My favorite was one of them asking if

Obama had tipped off the reporter in the airport. LOFL!

There's also a great one about him going off to write the 21st Century Federalist Papers.

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

51. Oh, he was on a cruise, all right.

Cruisin' around with his other honey.

[ralps]

34. Hi Botany, Hi Everyone!! Awww Poor Gov. Sanford!! LOL

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

42. Perv.

:P

:hi: to everyone else! I'm sweltering in heat & humidity without air conditioning. It seems that when the Orange Cat went for a jaunt in the rafters, he did something to the wiring. :grr: Now we're all suffering.

Oh, and last night, my dryer died, too. :eyes:

On the up side, I got my lease in the mail today! :bounce::bounce:

[Berry Cool]

45. Congratulations!!!!

:bounce: :bounce: :toast: Clinkies!!!! Do I get rights of first visitation??

[RevCheesehead]

67. You can have the first overnight in the loft.

If you're lucky, Keith will sleep with you, too. ;)

[Berry Cool]

81. I'm sure you mean Keith, the cat

but I'm going to pretend you don't. :loveya:

Jeez. I always did want to meet Little Keith, but not necessarily that way. :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

49. Yeah!

:bounce: How marvelous! :woohoo:

(not the a/c or dryer part) :(

[Berry Cool]

58. Yeah, the a/c & dryer part stinks.

Then again, you could be dealing with a massive FLY infestation like I am. I have no idea where they're coming from, but they're like a freaking Old Testament plague. As fast as I kill them, they come back. I also have no sources left in the place that could possibly be producing fresh ones, so they must be coming in from outside, but I haven't a clue how, because right now all my windows are painted shut!

[RevCheesehead]

69. There isn't even a breeze.

I should be working in the basement, but ... maybe later.

[Patsy Stone]

86. I feel your pain

It's been oppresive and humid here the last few days. I'd wait until it gets a little cooler outside before going down there.

[SeattleGirl]

53. Congrats, Rev!

So glad you found a good place to move!!! :bounce: :bounce: :hi: :loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

71. Thanks!

It's beginning to grow on me. Now I need a job to pay for it. :)

[SeattleGirl]

76. I know you will get one, dear.

God made the way to get the apartment; surly He will do the same to help you keep it! :hug:

[Berry Cool]

82. You betcha!

As Sarah Palin would say...

[RevCheesehead]

83. You are good for my soul.

:hug:

[SeattleGirl]

84. Aw, thank you, Rev.

And you are good for mine.

:hug:

[Berry Cool]

96. And you are good for mine.

[bleever]

54. Congratulations!

Are you gonna share pictures of the new place?

[RevCheesehead]

74. Eventually.

I'll have to figure out how to do that. And make sure I remember where the camera is.

:hi:

[SharonRB]

56. Congrats, Rev

Not on the broken air conditioning -- on the lease!

I'm sick of the heat already.

[RevCheesehead]

79. Thanks, Sharon!

I know. It's been beastly since Sunday, but today is the first day with extreme high humidity and no wind. At least we're out of the poor air quality zone... that killed my asthma.

Oh, wait - I feel a breeze! :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

47. Yes, Gene, that's correct.

There is no coast in Buenos Aires.

[GigiMommy]

59. Hi Everyone!!! You all are TOO FUNNY!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[SharonRB]

60. Hi, Gigi

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

85. Hi Sharon!!!

These emails are MUCH more poetic than Kwame's texts.:hi:

[SharonRB]

91. LOL

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

61. Who, us????

:rofl:

Hi, ya, Gigi!

[SharonRB]

63. Delete -- in wrong place

[GigiMommy]

89. Hi SG!!!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: I'm speechless.:rofl:

[SharonRB]

62. Everytime Keith says "Bobby Ghosh,"

I can't help but think he's talking about Johnny Gosch.

[Berry Cool]

64. Me too!

Oh well...another day, another Republican comparison of Obama to Hitler. :eyes:

[SharonRB]

65. Why in the world would a news organization hold back information

like that for so long? It would have been quite a scoop for them. I also wonder how they got the e-mails in the first place. Methinks someone in Sanford's office wanted it to get out.

[SeattleGirl]

66. Good questions, Sharon.

I thought about those too, when I first heard about the emails.

[Berry Cool]

68. Makes you wonder, doesn't it?

Why the hell were they holding back on something so juicy?

And you can't help but think they must have had a mole.

[SharonRB]

70. Again with the birth certificate?

Sheesh!

[SeattleGirl]

72. You know they'll never give this up, right?

We're gonna keep hearing about it until Obama is no longer in office.

[SharonRB]

75. And even after that.

[SeattleGirl]

77. Yep

:sigh: These people just wear me out.

[ralps]

73. Today's worst person in the world is Rep. Cynthia Davis! Again!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

78. Ooooooh, Keith is spittin' nails!

[Berry Cool]

80. He is sure on the warpath against Cynthia Davis, and for good reason!

Look out, he's gonna blow!!!!

[SeattleGirl]

87. Her "logic" is so flawed. Yeah, a 16 year old can get a job at

McDonald's, but do you really want a kid eating meals from there everyday?

And, what about the younger kids? Does she think a 5 year old is gonna sling hash or something?

[PSzymeczek]

99. Besides,

Mickey D's does NOT give workers meals for free.

[RevCheesehead]

88. Will someone please pass the smelling salts?

Berry's on the floor again.

[GigiMommy]

92. REV!!!

:hi: You took the words right out of my mouth.:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

93. Here ya go!

:rofl: :rofl:

[bleever]

90. Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute

was the perfect background music for the reading of the love letters.

[Patsy Stone]

97. Totally

:rofl:

[GigiMommy]

98. What's sadder...that they're using Zamfir music or

that I KNOW who and what you're talking about.

[bleever]

102. That IS sad.

:hug:

[SharonRB]

94. Didn't he write that one to her?

It said FROM: Maria and TO: Gov. Sanford.

[Berry Cool]

95. Yeah, wonder what that was about.

Keith, hypocrisy alert: Your reading of the emails to the pan flute music was hilarious, but then you declared yourself one of those "lucky in love."

But you mispronounced it: you said "lucky in live" (as in "live and in person").

Freudian slip? Could it be that you're not as "lucky in love" as you claim? Or are you just aware that your own supposed "passionate love story" also squicks some people out?

I wonder how the emails from Keith to Katy read. Something tells me they're also prime pan-flute material...and replete with misspelled and miscapitalized words.

And then there are Katy's replies.

Maybe Keith should get out of the glass house before he throws that paper wad!