Dear Keith: My very secret and private emails.

[Berry Cool]

From: Berry

To: Keith

Date: March 23, 2006 4:20 PM

Subject: Your gorgeousness

Dearest,

I heard you mention your therapist on Dan Patrick's show again today. You are glorious and I hope you really understand that. You do not need a therapist to help you figure your place in the world. You are special and unique and fabulous in a whole host of ways that are worth a much longer conversation. To be continued ...

From one who adores you,

Berry


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From: Keith Olbermann

Sent: March 23, 2006 4:26 PM

To: Berry

Subject: RE: Your gorgeousness

Please stop contacting me immediately.

Keith Olbermann

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From: Berry

To: Keith

Subject: Spring Training

Date: 8 April 2006 01:42:46 -0400

Beloved back to you...

While I was getting exhausted with one project after another at work, you were basking (I’m certain gloriously) in a ballpark at Spring Training..

Sounds great, hope to hear more about what sounds a great spot.

Will now finally get some sleep and write you a longer note with a few more profound thoughts tomorrow or Wednesday. In the meantime I send my love and hope you know I am thinking of you.. B

P.S. I do not want to raise expectations, when I say I will send something insignificant I promise I will do as I say! It wont (sic) be worthy of bedside placement ... was just going to find the movie Rhubarb as I had spoken of it last Thursday. Because it is an old movie about a cat who inherits a baseball team it reminded me of you.

Love you, good night and kisses back to you ...

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From: Keith Olbermann

Sent: April 8, 2008 8:14 PM

To: Berry

Subject: RE: Spring Training

Please stop contacting me immediately.

Keith Olbermann

PS: About another of your delusions: you can give that one up too. The Indians look as if they're going to suck again this year.

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From: Berry

To: Keith

Subject: RE: Spring Training

Date: April 9, 2006 00:24:54 -0400

Sweetest,

Please don't try to deny your feelings for me any longer. You know you adore me. And please, if the Indians are really going to suck so badly again this year, isn't that all the more reason I deserve happiness in SOME part of my life?

Please. Don't you want a full tank of love in the emotional bank account?

I know MY passion bucket is full.

I better stop now least this really sound like the Thornbirds — wherein I was always upset with Richard Chamberlain for not dropping his ambitions and running into Maggie’s arms.

Sincerely,

Your Berry

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From: Keith Olbermann

To: Berry

Subject: Your insanity

Date: 9 April 2006 23:22:29 +0000

That's it. I am contacting the police and giving them copies of all these emails.

Keith Olbermann

PS: One word: PITCHING.

[Gogi]

1. LOL! eom

[GigiMommy]

2. ..

:rofl: Laughing so hard I'm choking.

[RevCheesehead]

3. I've been upset with Richard Chamberlain

for being gay. That much beauty - - it just isn't fair. :cry:

As to the rest of it.... :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

4. Yeah, I know what you mean. A few guys I feel that way about in the world.

Otherwise, I'm glad I can entertain you all with my futile hopes of true love and a winning baseball team.