KOEB Meeting: 07/14/09 -- Sonia Storms the Senate Edition

[Patsy Stone]

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

1. She had her Annie Hall Marshall McLuhan moment.

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

4. Hi Pats!

I agree with Keith: Sessions ate a big ol' bowl of crazy! :rofl:

:hi:

[bleever]

36. Wouldn't it be great if life were really like that?

Hey: sometimes it is!

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

82. I'm sure the irony of that moment was lost on Sessions.

:hi:

[RavensChick]

2. Storm on!!!!!

Good evening!!!

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

5. Evenin', RC!

:hi:

[RavensChick]

7. Hey, SG!

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

3. Sessions is a one-man freak show, isn't he?

Howdy, everybody! :hi:

[Patsy Stone]

8. The Tooliest Tool in the Tool Shed

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions... :eyes:

Lindsey isn't much better.

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

11. Well, that name alone explains it.

Why is he even on the judiciary committee? If he's not qualified to be a judge, he should be on that committee.

Oh wait.

I'm trying to make sense.

Sorry.....

:rofl:

[Botany]

15. He is a class act or a classless ass

http://my.auburnjournal.com/detail/119189.html

[RavensChick]

20. More like the latter.

Besides, he's not all that in the looks department.

:hi:

[Botany]

29. but he likes to dress up as a rebel general (link)

BTW did I ever tell you that you are my fav?

[RavensChick]

33. I won't tell the others.

If he likes to dress like a general I know a few men who love to dress in drag.

[bleever]

43. Wow his resume is deeper than I realized.

What an asshole.

[RavensChick]

19. Beauregard?

Damn, could'nt his mama picked a better redneck name?

[Patsy Stone]

22. Wait for it

He's the actually Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III. There were at least two other people who thought that name was a good idea.

[RavensChick]

26. I only hope I and II weren't complete dipwads

like this guy.

[PSzymeczek]

94. Don't worry.

They were.

[RavensChick]

96. Thanks.

I figured as much. Looks like the family tradition lives on!

:hi:

[Botany]

24. The man is on record as telling a black lawyer who worked around him ....

..... in the 1980s to "watch his mouth, boy when you are talking to white women."

He and his kind need to hurry up and die off.

[SeattleGirl]

27. He is disgusting.

[RavensChick]

38. Wha'!!!!

And he managed to keep from getting a beatdown after saying that? This guy is a total douchebag!

[Botany]

49. The man does need a beat-down

http://www.flickr.com/photos/meetjeffsessions/sets/72157617657257303/

[PSzymeczek]

91. I figure it's sour grapes,

because Sessions was not confirmed in '86

[SeattleGirl]

6. Holy shit! Did Graham call Sotomayor a bully????

:wow:

[Patsy Stone]

9. No. More like a bitch.

:crazy:

[SeattleGirl]

12. Those two pasty white guys (Sessions and Graham) really piss me off.

:grr:

[rusty charly]

60. Miss Graham is a

notorious closet case.

http://wonkette.com/401446/msnbc-lindsey-graham-is-a-gay

[RavensChick]

14. He did?!?!?!

:wtf: was he smoking last night? Oh, my goodness. That's beyond uncalled for!

[Patsy Stone]

18. Not expressly

He read some things from a report from somewhere where her manner in the courtroom and during trials were described by a bunch of words which, when uttered in a row, add up to bitch. That was after he said he liked her, and before he said there were also plenty of good reports about her in there too.

Oy.

:hi:

[RavensChick]

23. Oh okay.

Even still, it's code for something not very flattering.

[Berry Cool]

90. It's code for "I'm afraid you are a hotblooded Latina

with a hairtrigger temper, and when you get mad you will go all Ricky Ricardo on us."

Disgusting.

[RavensChick]

92. And that's why they're trying to stop her confirmation.

They're beyond disgusting. Assholes, all of them!

[ralps]

10. Hi Patsy! Hi Everyone!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

13. Hi, ralps!

Happy Bastille Day to you and Crook. :hi:

[RavensChick]

16. Hi, Ralps!!

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

17. Hi, all!

:hi: My assessment of what Graham said made the Greatest Page, despite the unrec system! :-)

Even better, Keith arrived at my home today. :loveya:

[RavensChick]

40. Do tell!!

Did he bring a bottle of Merlot and a dozen roses?

[ralps]

34. Hi RavensChick!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SeattleGirl]

21. ralps!

[ralps]

37. Hi SeattleGirl!!! I'm stealing that Kitty gif! I hope you don't mind!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SeattleGirl]

39. You know I search for them just for you, ralps.

Gotta keep you supplied!

:hi:

[ralps]

41. Yep you do! & Thanks!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SeattleGirl]

25. Dear Liz:

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!

[Patsy Stone]

28. Why does anyone listen to her?

Unless her dad told her his secrets, she's knows jack shit about what laws were broken.

[SeattleGirl]

31. I want someone to ask her where her daddy is.

He was all over the tube for several weeks, and now that the news about this secret program is coming out, where is he?

Just confirms to me that he's nothing but a bully who is a chickenshit at heart.

[Berry Cool]

30. She's the Tonya Harding of conservatives.

And just as whiny.

[SeattleGirl]

32. You nailed it, Berry!

[bleever]

35. Ding Ding Ding!

Excellent characterization!

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

48. Glad you like it. It works for me.

And my little Keith is delightful. True, his hair is more a consistent shade of gray than it is gray and silver toward the front and black at the back like in real life, but his KOOS is still pretty good. The face sculpt is excellent and captures the little bow in his upper lip that makes me melt, as well as his clefty chin and strong cheekbones. The fingers are appropriately long and slender, making up somewhat for the fact that the hairs on the back of his hands were not painted on. And best of all--while he doesn't automatically fling his script into the air--he TALKS!!

"Let's play Oddball!"

"Which of these stories will you be talking about tomorrow?"

"Today's Worst--Person--In the WOOOOORLD!"

The only downer? Only the top half of Keith is there. No butt, no legs. In short, he is not anatomically correct. :cry:

Thank you, O Sender of Keith Gifts. :-)

[Patsy Stone]

52. I didn't know it had sounds.

:rofl:

Too much! :)

[RavensChick]

62. If you want to be alone with him,

I understand completely. Only the top half? That's no fun!

[Berry Cool]

72. Perhaps I was sent a defective one

and his lower half is arriving separately...in larger packaging.

[RavensChick]

80. When you get it,

make room! And get out the sexiest nightshirt you have!

:evilgrin:

[PSzymeczek]

97. KOOS?

Need explication of all acronyms.

[RavensChick]

42. She wasn't hugged enough when she was young.

That explains her stupidity.

[Patsy Stone]

45. She probably bit the other kids in school.

She looks like the type.

[SeattleGirl]

47. Probably spit on 'em too.

Brat!

[WolverineDG]

44. Hola peeps!!

:hi:

Dear Senator Sessions, get your head out of your ass. Might help considerably with your hearing problem. :eyes:

dg

[SeattleGirl]

50. Hola, Wolvie!

:hi:

[RavensChick]

51. Hi, Wolvie!

That won't help unless someone kicks him in the ass and all the ear wax will fly out at once!

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

68. It's more useful up there

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

46. Obama is going to throw out the first pitch in the All Star Game in a few.

I'm flipping back and forth between the pre-game and Countdown. (I'm surprised KO isn't there, actually.)

[Berry Cool]

53. I'm not. Keith said years ago on Dan Patrick's show that he doesn't really give a care

about the All-Star Game.

This year could have been an exception what with all the presidents, but apparently not.

I think it annoys more than delights Keith because it means a hiatus in being able to see his beloved local teams play.

[SeattleGirl]

54. Wasn't aware of that.

I've loved it these past 7 years or so, watching the AL beat the NL!

[SeattleGirl]

55. Lots of cheers for Obama, though I thought I heard a few boos.

[RavensChick]

56. I was too,

but he'll play the recording back at some point this week.

[Botany]

59. And Fox cut off half the screen so you couldn't see that it was a ...

.... good pitch

[SeattleGirl]

64. Noticed that. What happened to the behind-the-pitcher angle?

[Botany]

67. Or the shot behind the pitcher to home plate?

That was no accident ..... they must have 30 cameras there and they miss the President's pitch.

Fuck Fox!

[SeattleGirl]

70. Right, that is the other most common angle.

That was pure bullshit.

[Patsy Stone]

73. Now I'm going to have to see this thing.

I completely missed it, but I saw Botany's post.

[SeattleGirl]

76. They showed Obama pitching the ball, but NOT the catch.

Stupid, ridiculous, and flat-out wrong, wrong, wrong! :grr: :grr: :grr:

[Patsy Stone]

78. You think you're pissed?

Imagine how Albert Pujols' mom feels!

[SeattleGirl]

81. Know what, I bet she is.

Murdock's bias against the POTUS was made blindingly clear right there.

[Berry Cool]

93. I thought it would have been hilarious if MSNBC punked Fox Sports

by buying a huge ad in the stadium with a big picture of Keith's head, like the ones used to promote his move to Fox Sports years ago, with the slogan "SAME KEITH. DIFFERENT NETWORK." :rofl:

[RavensChick]

98. That would be the laugh of the YEAR!

:rofl: :rofl:

[rusty charly]

57. Hi, all!

[SeattleGirl]

58. rusty!

Good to see you! :hi:

[Berry Cool]

61. "First it was the product of what he says, and then it was the picture of him."

:rofl: No one deals with graphics-staff glitches like Keith.

[RavensChick]

65. Oops!

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

69. That was great.

:thumbsup:

[rusty charly]

63. Good to be here!

I have a slow work and looking forward to it, rather than nervously chewing my nails, like usual...

[Berry Cool]

66. Glad to have you here, too, rusty!

:hi: Good for you.

Keith looked so adorable while rolling his eyes during the bumper tease re: genetically engineered werewolves and mermaids.

Reminded me of the high-larious stuff Stephanie and the mooks were saying about it this morning.

[RavensChick]

71. I love it when he does that!

:loveya:

[Berry Cool]

74. Orly Taitz and her client...

...excellent WPITW choices. Birther nuts.

[Patsy Stone]

77. And Keith's going right ahead and calling them birthers.

Yes!

[SeattleGirl]

79. And soldier birther nut does not have to deploy.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=8528834&mesg_id=8528834

[RavensChick]

83. That dude is not a true soldier!

Anything to get out of his military duty. Sad.

[SeattleGirl]

88. My comment in that thread was that I think they should have to

go to Iraq and Afghanistan and explain to those on their 3rd, 4th, and 5th deployments why this birther dude gets to stay home.

[RavensChick]

99. Exactly!

That makes no sense that he's stateside, kicking back and relaxing while his buddies are getting shot at and injured every way imaginable. He needs to be dishonorably discharged for stupidity alone.

[SeattleGirl]

100. Yep!

[Patsy Stone]

75. Sweetie, Darling!

:toast:

[Berry Cool]

84. Rachel is afraid of MERMAIDS!!!!!

:rofl: And Keith is like, "WHAT??!?!!??!???" :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

85. Everyone thinks they're all mystic and nice

but I always found them terrifying. LOL!

Keith's reaction was priceless! :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

87. I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's

and his hair was, well, actually kinda mussed up.

[Berry Cool]

86. And that clip from "Teen Wolf Too" was hilarious.

Jason's gonna getcha for that, Keith.

[RavensChick]

89. That was so funny!

I thought he knew that!!

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

95. Actually, now that I look at it, it's even funnier that Patsy's choice of pic tonight

was a twofer of Keith and a dog. :rofl:

[rusty charly]

101. Cheers, Pats!