KOEB Meeting: 09/24/09 -- Filibusteritis Edition

[Patsy Stone]

:hi:, all!
:hi:, Keith! Welcome back!

[Botany]

1. Blazing Saddles Snark!

It is gonna be a good show



BTW seen any pythons of late?

[Patsy Stone]

2. Howard Johnson's right!

:hi:

[Botany]

11. They've hit Buddy! Come on, girls!

I hate it when they pick on buddy.

[Berry Cool]

13. I hate it too.

He has such nice curly un-Khadafy hair.

[Patsy Stone]

18. Not in the face!

[Berry Cool]

3. More authentic frontier gibberish?

:hi: Hi! Pats used the exact same title I would have.

Glad Keith's back. So far, so good.

[Patsy Stone]

5. I actually had another title first

But this was much better. :hi:

[Berry Cool]

6. I did too--was gonna call it "Health Wars" or something.

But leave it to Keith to come up with "Filibusteritis."

[Patsy Stone]

8. Mine was

about Chavez not smelling sulfur at the UN this time.

[Berry Cool]

12. LOL!!!!!!

[Berry Cool]

4. Bot, is that a python in your pocket or...?

:rofl: Excellent choice of pic too, Pats.

Poor Keith...the KOOS is getting less black and more gray. :cry:

[Patsy Stone]

7. Aren't we still waiting for Pat Roberts' ex-committee

to come up with the second assessment of the Plame outing?? Shut up, a-hole.

[Berry Cool]

9. I don't even know.

Goes to show how well I've followed it.

[Patsy Stone]

10. That was then.

He's not the Chairman anymore. It never happened. He's a tool.

[Berry Cool]

15. Well. There you go.

I haven't kept up with OJ's progress in finding the real killer, either.

[bleever]

26. I think you mean the report on Iraq war intelligence being politically skewed.

"Yeah...I'll be right back with that...wait here."

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

34. I knew there was something

he still owes us. Thanks for ensmartening me.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

14. I'm tired of Howie's handwringing.

Never a happy story from that guy. When he's with Lawrence, the two of them are so negative, I want to slit my wrists when they're done talking.

[Berry Cool]

17. I know.

"Howard won't be back." :rofl:

Of course, Keith can be Debbie Downer all by himself; he doesn't need help.

Keith also seems a little confused tonight as to who is hosting the show and who is watching. :-)

I think he expects us to do the show for him.

That means he's watching us.

:hi: Hi Keith! :loveya:

[Botany]

16. So Afghanistan is Obama's fault?

Sen. Demint (turd bucket) S.C.

[Berry Cool]

20. Well, you know, Obama can only take one thing at a time.

He can't POSSIBLY deal with Afghanistan and health care at the same time. I mean, McCain couldn't. :shrug:

[ralps]

19. Hi Patsy! Hi Everyone! Ysy!! Keith's back!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

21. Bass playin' kitty!

:hi:, ralps!

[Berry Cool]

22. Hi ralps!

:hi: Yes, all seems to be OK with Keith. Maybe he spent all day and night at the Clinton Global Initiative. But I doubt it.

DeMint. He just has to keep up the South Carolina tradition of being a dipshit.

[Patsy Stone]

24. What is up with South Carolina?

Aren't they embarrassed by these bozos?

[Botany]

30. I think they butter their grits w/ stupid sauce

Gov. Sanford
Sen. Lindsey "the blow job hunter" Graham
Joe Wilson
Sen. Demint

[Berry Cool]

33. Stephen Colbert must not eat grits.

How'd teh stupid miss him?? :shrug:

[Patsy Stone]

36. He ran away, screaming, to NYC.

:)

[Berry Cool]

25. Keep being puzzled, Keith.

'Cuz when you're puzzled, you remove your glasses...ahhh...

[ralps]

27. Hi Berry Cool!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[GigiMommy]

44. Hi Ralps!!! Love the kitty!!! Reminds me that Cassie's playing

the Viola this year.:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Berry Cool]

46. Wow, there's a challenge.

I guess she needs to get ready for the viola jokes, too.

[Patsy Stone]

23. Glasses off.

Yum.

[Berry Cool]

28. He seems to be reading better that way.

Very curious.

[Berry Cool]

29. The stupid "no tax on juice drinks and sodas" ad again.

They should change that to "juice drinks and pop" here. They failed to translate into Ohioan.

[Berry Cool]

31. Moral dilemma, folks...

If I would really like to try to make rose-petal ice cream with my ice cream maker, would it be evil for me to steal rose petals off the bushes at the bank across the street?

Discuss.

My argument in favor: The way I see it, the banks have stolen plenty from us, would it be so bad to steal from the bank? (Note to Agent Mike: I don't mean money. Just rose petals. Honest.)

[Patsy Stone]

38. Depends. Which bank is it?

Do we own them? :)

[Berry Cool]

45. I refuse to answer on the grounds that it might incriminate me with Agent Mike.

So far, though, no, we don't own them.

If we did, I wouldn't even ask the question.

But really, we're talking about two tablespoonsful...not stripping all the bushes naked. (I figure I'd better wash 'em just to make sure they're not covered with pesticides.)

[Patsy Stone]

47. Me?

I'd do it.

[Berry Cool]

55. It's on, then.

Of course, if I die from pesticide poisoning, my family will sue the bank for everything they've got.

[Patsy Stone]

39. I have so many issues with that idea.

Talk about your slippery slope. What's next, a sin tax on bacon? Chocolate cake? Potatoes?

[Berry Cool]

49. If they ever try to tax those

I'll have my OWN tea party. You'll all be invited.

[PSzymeczek]

78. You don't want to pay the tax?

Don't feed your kids crap. End of story.

[GigiMommy]

32. Hello Everybody! Glad Keith's back!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Spending lots of time getting back in the school swing of things.

[Patsy Stone]

41. Hi, GG!

How's the homework going? Do you still know all the answers, or do you have to study too?

[GigiMommy]

48. Hi Patsy!!!

:rofl: Thank goodness for Sylvan! I need to post some pics from Cassie's 5th grade camping trip.:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[RevCheesehead]

35. Connecticus Intenet-interruptus.

:hi: Charter is not my friend tonight.

[Berry Cool]

37. Hi GGM and Rev!!

:hi: We missed you!!!! :loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

43. Me, too!

:hi: :hug:

[GigiMommy]

52. Rev!!!

Missed you!!!:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Hope everyone's OK!

[RevCheesehead]

61. Actually, everyone's doing great!

Dad went back to the doctor on Monday, and he showed DRAMATIC improvement with his new meds! The doc said he had greater flexibility, better balance, and he didn't shuffle his feet when he walked! I was so happy I cried. :)

[Patsy Stone]

64. That's fabulous news!

I'm so glad to hear it. :hug:

[RevCheesehead]

67. I've seen more and more of my dad lately.

I mean, his personality is coming back. He smiles and laughs more often. :hug:

[Patsy Stone]

72. That's just wonderful.

Modern medicine is amazing.

[GigiMommy]

51. Hi Berry!!!

Missed ya back!:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Patsy Stone]

62. Hiya!

But at least you got here. :bounce:

[RevCheesehead]

65. Yeah, at least it's working again for now.

Let's see how long that lasts. :silly:

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

69. Overall, though

it seems like you're having less issues in this apartment than you did in your last place.

Does Sarah Palin have a record out that we could boycott a la The Dixie Chicks?

[RevCheesehead]

76. Well,

I'm going to give up moose hunting. Does that count?

[GigiMommy]

40. Yeah! Let's here it for Michigan! (still haven't worked in 3 years)

:applause:

[bleever]

42. I've ridden my bike through Traverse City - beautiful country.

It's heartbreaking to think of so many people across Michigan without work.

[Berry Cool]

50. Hi bleev!

:hi: Yeah, it's sad. Same here in Beautiful Ohio, where some of us resemble the remark.

[Berry Cool]

53. I knew when Michael Moore said he wanted us to put him and Keith out of business

Keith would say that was fine, because then he could go to a ball game! :rofl:

Tell ya what, Keith. I'll take your job, and you can go to a ball game.

[GigiMommy]

54. Hi Bleever!!!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: It's REALLY pretty when the leaves are changing.

[Berry Cool]

56. Looks like Keith is having problems with the graphics crew again tonight.

"No, me first." :rofl:

[Botany]

57. I loves me some Michigan

Lots of nice canoe and fishing waters

[GigiMommy]

63. Hi Botany!!! Great picture!!!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Botany]

74. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fave?

Don't tell the others.

[ralps]

58. Today's worst person in the world is Glenn Beck!!!! LOL

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

59. Keith was so stunned by Glenn's dumbness

that he forgot to actually declare him WPITW!

[Berry Cool]

66. I liked the other header for Sarah Palin: "HONG KONG PHOOEY."

He's trying to imitate how she talks.

[Patsy Stone]

60. Not for the frog boiling?

That was disgusting.

[Berry Cool]

68. I heard that was a hoax.

Of course, Glenn is a hoax.

[Patsy Stone]

71. I'm glad to hear that.

I was repulsed by him, more than usual, when I heard.

[Berry Cool]

75. It's "Stay classy, Countdown-land!" again.

Keith's repeating himself already!

But I like that one a lot.

[Botany]

70. WTF did she just say?

Perky Gibberish or Gerky Pibberish

I have dryer lint smarter than Palin.

[Patsy Stone]

73. Dryer Lint / Palin 2012!

:)

[Botany]

77. That interview @ the airport was way over the top.

BTW isn't time for Ms. Palin to go away?