KOEB Meeting: 11/05/09 -- Someone Get The Boner a Copy of the Constitution Edition

[Patsy Stone]

:hi:

[bleever]

1. He sounded a wee bit drunk to me.

His lips weren't quite working right.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

2. That would make today different how?

:hi: Michelle Bachmann sounded drunk too, but I think it's because she's an idiot.

[bleever]

3. It was different because

I now get C-Span 3 in my cable package, so I got to watch it live. :)

And Bachmann: nothin' in the noggin.

[Patsy Stone]

8. Congrats!

Do you have SKY 1? Me either. http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1625586/20091105/jackson_michael.jhtml

[ralps]

4. Hi Patsy! Hi Everyone!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

6. Evenin', ralps!

:hi:

[Kurovski]

12. A French Fried kitty!?

But I'm on a diet!

Hello all you dear vagabonds! :hug:

[Kurovski]

14. I meant to say...

:grouphug:

[Berry Cool]

18. Hey, Kurovski!

:hi: Welcome back to the Clubhouse. Baseball's finally over, the Yaaaaankeeees wiiiiiiiin, so we finally get Keith back until April.

He was at the Stadium making nice with Sean Hannity last night, too. :scared:

[Kurovski]

21. "Making nice"? "Sean Hannity"?

Oh, that just don't sound right.

I hope it didn't happen in the mens room.

[bleever]

27. What happens when Sean Hannity takes Viagra?

He gets bigger.

:hi:

[Kurovski]

41. I was gonna say...

he goes blind. :hi:

[PSzymeczek]

89. TMI!

That I did not need to know.

[Berry Cool]

40. Nah, I doubt it.

Remember, everything in the new Yankee Stadium bathrooms operates by motion sensor. If Sean tried anything on him there, it might not only trigger every toilet, sink faucet and hand dryer in the place, it might automatically bring in the cops.

[Kurovski]

45. An all-boy party!

With uniforms!

Sounds fun.

[RevCheesehead]

47. ...

:rofl:

Hi Kurovski! Welcome back!!! :hug:

[Kurovski]

52. Have you been praying for me?

:hug:

[RevCheesehead]

53. Do you need it?

Have you been a naughty little boy? :hug:

[Kurovski]

60. No. Never. I'm the forever altar boy.

God's been pulling a "Job" number on me. Testing me.

I have to say about 200 hundred swears a day now, but it's totally God's fault.

[RevCheesehead]

63. Oh, that's OK.

Go ahead and cuss at God... s/he is big enough to take it.

And that job? It's on the way, sooner than you think. :hug:

[Kurovski]

68. I mean the biblical dude.

Pronounced "Jobe".

Me? Work??!!! :rofl: :rofl:

:hug:

[RevCheesehead]

76. LOL!

You still have permission to br PO'ed. :7

[Berry Cool]

74. Is the same true for me, O Rev??

Just curious whether you heard anything from the Big Guy re that.

[RevCheesehead]

81. well...

I've been a tad preoccupied. Dad went back to the ER last night with another nosebleed. I got home about 4:30 am. (he's fine now, we hope)

I'll get right on it, m'kay? :hug:

[PSzymeczek]

90. That's what you told me

three years ago.

[RevCheesehead]

96. Occasionally...

I have been known to be right on more than one occasion. :P

:hi:

[PSzymeczek]

100. Not this time.

I'm still unemployed. What! Me, bitter?

[Patsy Stone]

70. The forever altar boy?

And I never figured you for a memory girl. :hi:

[Kurovski]

77. Winsome and reverent.

Hadn't you fucking noticed?

I think of the old days every time I light candles and set out the wine, or have a man in a dress come up from behind unexpectedly.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

84. Winsome, sure.

Winsome I got no problem with. But reverent? No. Not unless you're talking about Gucci or Prada.

[Kurovski]

88. I adore YOU, don't I??

And I'm a fan of good design, not mere labels!

I thought you knew me better than this...:cry:






















:rofl: It's good to be back!

[Berry Cool]

48. I'm talking about a Yankee Stadium men's room

and you're making it sound like a Village People reunion. :-)

[RevCheesehead]

54. Is there a difference?

:evilgrin:

[Kurovski]

57. No, it's...

"Village People For The New American Century".

Lots more authority figures.

We'll give ol' "Wide Stance" a call so's we can get federal funding.

[bleever]

26. Ack! I googled, and sure enough:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/05/keith-olbermann-sean-hann_n_346833.html

[RevCheesehead]

29. Who's that little girl next to Keith?

Berry? Berry? Bueller? :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

46. I don't know.

New girlfriend, perhaps?

[PSzymeczek]

91. Niece?

sister's daughter?

[Kurovski]

50. I knew it!

I knew baseball would ruin America.

I suppose that's sacrilege out loud, but tough.

[ralps]

33. Hi Kurovski!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Botany]

5. Blazing Saddles .... Rep. Hedley Lammar

Now go do that voodoo you do so well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoM-ZC7uNnc

BTW Declaration of independence or Constitution 'bout the same. :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

7. It's true

they're both old and, thus, they should be ignored. :hi:

[Berry Cool]

9. I am so ashamed of the Boner right now, I cannot even speak.

:hi: I think we need to excommunicate him from the State of Ohio.

He's just too stupid and mean to be one of us.

*sigh* Sorry, I'm reeling a bit. I just read GigiMommy's news. I can't believe it.

[Patsy Stone]

10. Worst possible news

What a horrible thing to have happen. We love you, GG. :hug:

[Berry Cool]

15. And so suddenly, just out of the blue.

Talk about being hit by a bus in the emotional sense. It's just, just awful.

[Berry Cool]

11. I also want to say one other thing: I don't trust military shrinks.

I think there is good reason not to.

[PSzymeczek]

92. You don't need to be concerned.

If, OTOH, I still lived in my hometown, he'd be my Congresscritter.

[Botany]

13. where do they get these half baked fuck wits?

Translation ..... now go in there and bother people .... because a landslide legal
election and the rule of law will not stop the insurance companies from making
millions.

[Patsy Stone]

16. For me, it was when he called them patriots.

Yes, that's exactly what they are. Patriots who want to kill the POTUS and compare everything to the Holocaust.

[Berry Cool]

22. I call that "frontier gibberish" of the worst kind.

[Botany]

25. They act like they are such a huge band of bad asses

now thats was a crowd.

BTW driving back from Wisconsin Fox News local stations were promoting these
fucktards to go to D.C. w/ links and transportation too.

[Patsy Stone]

34. Badasses

don't have to look up the word dithering in the dictionary.

[RevCheesehead]

42. +1

:thumbsup:

[WolverineDG]

19. Details, details

:rofl:

dg

[Botany]

36. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fave?

1776 = 1787

during a war = after the war

One a tract laying out principles the other a flexible document that outlines Federal Law.

BTW I think he even got the quote wrong too.

[RevCheesehead]

44. "unalienable" vs. "inalienable" for one.

:hi:

[Botany]

55. did I ever tell you that you are my Fave?

that is the one.

"I will use pledge to the clean the furniture of the United States of America, and to run the vacuum around the ottomans
when I have the liberty to dust once and for all."

That's our Boner!



Ohio Ham.

[RevCheesehead]

59. I'll say one thing for the Boner.

I never knew his voice could rise any higher than gutter.

PS - you're my Favre, too.

[CBHagman]

86. Did you notice someone in the crowd booed the Constitution?

It's true. Listen to the tape. When Boehner starts waving his copy around, someone boos.

These people don't know what or whom to revere or disparage. Heck, I suspect they all need proctologists to dislodge their heads. Now THAT would be a medical program I could get behind.

(RIMSHOT)

Thank you. I will be here all week -- well, maybe not, since it's almost Friday.

[Patsy Stone]

87. Yes, I did

and thank you for reminding me. That was the reason I got up to start the thread. I couldn't believe it when I heard it, but then I just looked at the event's hosts, and it all made sense.

:hi:

[PSzymeczek]

93. Well, the Miami Valley

is a big agricultural area.

[RevCheesehead]

97. with, apparently,

plenty of methane and bio-fuel BS to go around. :eyes:

[WolverineDG]

56. Yeah, but UNalienable rights mean the illegals don't get 'em

:eyes:

dg

[RevCheesehead]

61. Ah, an important distinction.

Thank you, lawyer DG.

[Botany]

80. She knows the law 2

BTW if any EDV or me gets in trouble she will work pro bono for us.



Our own legal beagle!

[bleever]

101. I didn't google, but isn't it really

"inalienable rights"?

IANAL, YMMV.

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

17. Wow, da Boner doesn't think that "life" has anything to do with health care??

:crazy: and :thumbsup: for misquoting the Declaration of Independence.....

:hi: all

dg

[Patsy Stone]

20. Clearly

the two have nothing to do with each other. Why would you think they were related? :eyes:

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

24. Hi, Wolfie.

:hi: It's hard to begrudge Keith the joy of a Yankee victory after losing his mom, and even more so with his having to come back and report news like this. He looks weary tonight, and not just because he stayed up late.

[PSzymeczek]

94. Kinda tough to pursue happiness

when you're always sick.

[RevCheesehead]

23. I'm too stunned to talk much.

My heart and thoughts are with Gigi and Cassie tonight. :cry: :hug::hug:

[Patsy Stone]

28. It's a stunner

I know how you feel, because I was right there with you. I've had the afternoon and the whole ride home to try and get a handle on it, but it's still gnawing away at me.

[RevCheesehead]

32. I've dealt with things like this (obviously) in my job.

It NEVER gets easier to deal with... not if you love the people who suffer so much.

[Patsy Stone]

51. I keep thinking about Cassie

and telling her to be strong. Death is always, always difficult, but it seems so much more of a tragedy when young kids are affected.

[RevCheesehead]

58. You're absolutely right.

It's not only the immediate sorrow, but there's also lots of confusion and many kids act out on all kinds of levels. Sometimes, they try to be strong for their surviving parent, and don't really get a chance to grieve themselves.

:hug: Cassie :hug:

[Patsy Stone]

67. I've been thinking a lot about that, too.

It's a fine line, and there's no manual to refer to, so everyone has to get through it by themselves. No matter how much love and support you have, it's still feels like an impossible situation for a very long time.

[RevCheesehead]

73. Unfortunately,

death is something which cannot be taught except through experience. :hug:

[Patsy Stone]

85. Ain't that the truth.

:hug:

[SharonRB]

69. I spoke to Cassie this afternoon

when I tried to reach Gigi. She sounded okay for now. Then she handed me over to her grandmother -- Gigi's mother-in-law. She seemed to be holding up pretty well, considering her son just died suddenly. Then Gigi called me back just as a contractor friend of my daughter's arrived to look at my kitchen, which I have to do something about. Once he left, I called her back.

[Patsy Stone]

75. I was wondering if you spoke to them.

Please give them both a huge hug when you see them. :hi:

[SharonRB]

79. I will do that

I found out when Bunny called me early this afternoon. I hadn't seen the thread Gigi started and probably wouldn't have found out until tonight. Bunny is beside herself. It's just so awful.

[Berry Cool]

78. That was a wonderful thing to do, Sharon.

If you feel comfortable PM'ing folks with contact info, we'd appreciate it.

[Berry Cool]

30. I'm with you, Rev dear.

:hi: It's just hard to get revved up about anything with that and the rotten news Keith has to report. Teabagging assholes and homicidal Army shrinks.

Of course, here in Cleveland we're already having so much fun with our personal house of horrors. Twelve dead women so far and counting. :-(

[RevCheesehead]

35. I've thought about what you guys are going through...

as it reminded me of the horrors of Jeffrey Dahmer in Milwaukee. Believe me, I understand... the news just gets worse every day and you wonder "why?". :(

:hug:

[Berry Cool]

65. Yeah. The Dahmer comparisons are obvious, even though these were women.

And I am still haunted by the knowledge that those two cops found that poor 14-year-old boy who ran away from Dahmer naked and bleeding and scared and allowed Dahmer to persuade them that the boy was his 19-year-old lover and they were just having a spat. That those cops returned him to Dahmer, after which Dahmer tortured and killed him. And that those cops were eventually fired, but they fought their firing and WON their jobs back, WITH BACK PAY, and one of them is now the freakin' president of the freakin' Milwaukee Police Association.

Disgusting. :puke:

And we have this nightmare in a neighborhood of Cleveland where the guy obviously chose his victims carefully--he made sure they were mostly women so lost to society nobody would miss them, or if they did, the cops wouldn't go crazy looking for them. *sigh*

[bleever]

31. So terribly sad.

We love you, GG.

[Berry Cool]

37. And that DAMN anti-healthcare reform ad is running on this show for the SECOND time!!!!

They are spending MILLIONS of dollars plastering the airwaves with this "HEALTH CARE REFORM WILL MAKE UNEMPLOYMENT EVEN WORSE!!!!" ad.

They have to be desperate. That's what I tell myself, anyway. Asshats.

[RevCheesehead]

38. If ever we could instantly meet up in real life...

tonight would be the night. :hug:

[Patsy Stone]

39. Absolutely.

:grouphug:

[Berry Cool]

43. Yeah.

If only it were possible.

[bleever]

49. A lovely thought.

:hug:

[PSzymeczek]

95. ??? n/t

[RevCheesehead]

98. it's so very sad...

:cry:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=315x154539

[PSzymeczek]

99. So sorry to hear. n/t

[SharonRB]

62. Hi, all -- Sorry I'm late -- I was talking to Gigi

It's such a tragedy. How does something like this happen? I'm going to see her after work tomorrow and will go to visitation Sunday and the funeral Monday if I can.

[RevCheesehead]

66. Please...

give her and Cassie a hug for me. :hug::hug::hug:

I'm so glad you can be there for her.

[SharonRB]

72. I will be sure to do that.

[Berry Cool]

82. Give them hugs from me, too.

From all of us.

[ralps]

64. Today's worst person in the world is Rupert Murdoch! for "allowing his people

to Relaliate against MSNBC & GE"!! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

71. And that damn stupid ad is on for a THIRD time!!!!!!

You're wasting your money, you idiots!!! Viewers of this show know you're full of shite!!!!! :grr:

[Berry Cool]

83. "See you tomorrow night, I hope"?

So Keith's planning on showing up tomorrow and wanted us to know?

But he's not sure?

Well, I guess all we can do is tune in.