KOEB Meeting: 11/10/09 -- There's a Big Dog Up on the Hill Edition

[Patsy Stone]

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

1. Evenin', Miss Patsy!

I hope the Big Dog kicked some ass today.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

3. Howdy, SG!

I hope he brought a bat.

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

4. Hear hear!

Batter up!

[Patsy Stone]

2. I liked the airport music playing behind the Jack Reed interview.

It was soothing.

[Berry Cool]

5. Hi, kids. Had a sister here last night during the show so didn't post.

:hi: Love the pic of Comedian Keith, Pats. :loveya: Is that meant to say "Thank you, he'll be here all week--no more baseball"?

[SeattleGirl]

6. Hi Berry!

I'm sure that's what it means!

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

7. Hi, SG!

:hi: I sure hope Bill can rally the troops. I need to feel positive about something.

So Carrie Prejean is unhappy because she thinks Keith is unfair to her? Call the waaahmbulance.

[SeattleGirl]

8. Her hypocrisy just screams out, doesn't it?

Really have to wonder about people who elevate the Prejean's of the world.

[Patsy Stone]

11. I hope so

:hi: Missed you last night.

Don't forget to tip your wait staff.

[Berry Cool]

15. Awww, ya missed me.

I missed you too! :hug:

And I'll tip my wait staff till they fall over.

[Patsy Stone]

17. Wait Staff tipping

is a lot more fun when you're drunk, but it does make it just a little more difficult to sneak up on them.

[bleever]

9. Ooh, a former federal prosecutor is Ms. Guzman's attorney.

Go get 'em!

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

10. Hi bleev!

I bet he's a "speak softly and carry a big stick" kind of guy.

:hi:

[bleever]

14. He sounds like a very tough customer.

Rupert's in for it.

:woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

12. I hope this goes all the way.

Rupert's not an individual defendant yet. Oooooh. Nice.

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

13. I used to work in an environment like the Post's....back in the 70's and

it was in Texas.

I haven't seen an enviornment this bad since way back when.

(Not saying it doesn't exist, but wow....)

[Berry Cool]

18. It would be beautiful for them to get their appropriate punishment.

Oh, and Keith, the Edmund Fitzgerald sank in Lake Superior, not Lake Michigan.

Hey, it's a big deal around here. Even the local brewery sells a beer called Edmund Fitzgerald Porter.

[bleever]

19. It's in the damn song!

And that looks like a good beer.

[Berry Cool]

25. They make good beer.

Dortmunder Gold is their flagship and you can find it on tap at pretty much every bar in town. They also have seasonal beers--their Christmas Ale just came out again. At Halloween they sell one called Nosferatu, and they have an Oktoberfest Ale and a Summer Ale too. And lots of other good stuff, like Eliot Ness Amber Lager. I still have a few bottles of Burning River Ale in the fridge.

[PSzymeczek]

53. I appropriately e-mailed.

Sheepishness predicted for tomorrow.

[Patsy Stone]

16. The 2nd Best Persons Award

with FOX and the media critics and Major Garrett and the fake "Obama was watching the HBO documentary about himself" story was a riot. If only my typing skills were good enough to have written that all down.

[Berry Cool]

20. I just knew that had to be a fake.

It was the kind of story they WANTED so badly to be true, it had to be false.

[SeattleGirl]

23. Yep, same here.

I do believe that they are genetically incapable of telling the truth.

[Patsy Stone]

21. "If the GOP keeps Scozzavavaing themselves,

won't they end up totally Palined?"

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

22. Listening to Keith talking about Palenites and such, I feel like I'm

back in school when we studied the various early ages of the earth. :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

24. And you would be so right.

They haven't quite finished evolving yet.

[SeattleGirl]

26. I swear they are DEvolving!

[Patsy Stone]

32. Do you ever get the feeling

that the Puritans would have been too liberal for these people? How is that possible? Are times really so frightening that the first response they come up with is to be as conservative as they can possibly be?

[SeattleGirl]

35. I fear you are right, Patsy.

I think that have nothing but rage and meanness flowing through their veins.

[Berry Cool]

27. The "Palinozoic Era"?

"You're watching Countdown on MSNBC, comrade." :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

28. Keith said "pubic option".

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

29. I'd love to take the pubic option with him.

:evilgrin: Sorry, you knew I had to say it.

Which reminds me, did Velma look good last night or what??

Oh, Keith...you lied, you lied! You said you had retired the "Ted Baxter" voice for Billo the Clown. As you can see, I am so disappointed in you... :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

30. Get the smelling salts! Berry's gonna faint!

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

31. Me? Naah...just because he looks like a giant chocolate candy bar tonight

and very tasty... :9

[SeattleGirl]

33. That he does.

And I LURVE chocolate!

[Berry Cool]

36. "...perhaps in hopes of becoming a HAND model."

Oh, Keith, you little devil. :rofl:

"I was not having sex."

Translation: "I was not scoring at home, because I was alone."

[Patsy Stone]

46. In the words of Woody Allen

"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."

[Patsy Stone]

34. She was not having sex?

Really?

[SeattleGirl]

39. I hate to say this, but that's about as true as when Clinton said he was

not having sex with "that woman".

The definition of sex doesn't include just one description. :crazy:

[CBHagman]

52. I wish I could find the routine Mark Russell did...

...when the then-surgeon general suggested that teenagers -- ahem -- perhaps needed to be taught a certain skill. As Russell waggishly put it, "For safest sex, the best sex is...when your partner is you."

On edit: And yes, this was during the Clinton administration, and yes, the surgeon general, Dr. Joycelyn Elders, got fired over the ensuing controversy. :eyes:

As for Ms. Prejean, if you're going to strut around in a few little triangles of fabric and appear in homemade videos, you're going to have a little trouble with the maidenly indignation shtick.

[Berry Cool]

41. She was an idiot if she really DID make a tape for her boyfriend.

Famous last words: "I trusted him."

Yeah, and there are Web sites full of videos made by women who trusted their boyfriends and husbands.

[SeattleGirl]

37. Hey Carrie, I've got something for you.

:nopity:

[bleever]

38. Palin/Prejean 2012!

:rofl:

[ralps]

40. Hi Patsy! Hi Everyone!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SeattleGirl]

42. Hi ralps!

:hi:

[ralps]

45. Hi SeattleGirl!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

43. Um, honey, Sonia Sotomayor and Michelle Obama haven't made sex tapes.

Just for starters. Yet they get shit from Clusterfox every day.

[Berry Cool]

47. Carrie Prejean believes opposites should have sex.

First you should do it with one hand, and then with the opposite hand.

[SeattleGirl]

49. ROFL, Berry!

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

44. Conservative women are under attack?

All of them, or just the hypocrites with the sex tapes and the crazy ex-Govs?

She's a nutter.

[SeattleGirl]

48. OMG, Keith. You did NOT just sign off like that!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

50. "Oh, no wait... that's Girl Scouts."

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

51. O.M.G.

I had to go answer a call, so I missed the very end.

Keith...you are a bad, bad boy. :spank:

And we LOVE you for it. :loveya: