KOEB Puppet Theatre: A Man With His Priorities in Order

[Berry Cool]

(opening of KOEB Puppet Theatre)

REV. CHEESEHEAD PUPPET: Oh wow! Countdown is on tonight, and does Keith ever have a story to tell!

WOLVERINE DG PUPPET: Yeah! Can you believe that pinheaded Chimp nominated Bolton after all? Figures!

CRISPINI PUPPET: Yeah, but that's OK--because we know Keith is gonna go at him with both guns blazin'!

CC PUPPET WITH ALL PET PUPPETS: Yeah! He's gonna come out tonight from the top and just LET HIM HAVE IT!

CLARK 2008 PUPPET: Yeah! Even I told my boyfriend to stay home tonight, because I'm so excited! I just can't miss it when Keith goes for the jugular!

EVERYONE: He's our man! He's THE man! KEITH! KEITH! KEITH!

BERRYBUSH PUPPET: Ssh, the show's about to start! Keith's doing his standup!

TV PUPPET WITH KEITH PUPPET INSIDE: A story tonight that will horrify and disgust you! If you are half as revolted as I am, you will not want to miss our lead story tonight!

EVERYONE: See! Here he goes! Grab the popcorn, this is gonna be GREAT!

KEITH PUPPET ON TV: ...Rafael Palmiero, TESTING POSITIVE FOR STEROIDS!!!!

EVERYONE (collapsing): AUGGGHHHHHHHHH!

(closing of KOEB Puppet Theatre)

[Muffstser]

1. Absolutely hilarious!

Berry, ya know what? You're more entertaining than the actual show!

Seriously...have you ever considered writing as a profession?

[Berry Cool]

3. Muff...uh, thanks, but I thought I already told you--

I've been a professional writer for 15 years now...

Thanks for the compliments, though.

[Muffstser]

5. Really? That's terrific!

You may very well have told me, but I'm flying high on cold medicine, fighting off a nasty summer cold.

What type of writing do you do, if you don't mind my asking?

[Berry Cool]

7. I would rather not go into specifics.

Suffice it to say, it ain't comedy. I'd have to move to LA for that (or write for SNL) and I don't want to have to move to LA. Don't want to have to live there.

[Muffstser]

8. Okay, I respect your privacy.

Hope I didn't offend you.

I totally understand about the NYC/LA bit. There's no way I could live in LA. Too hot, too flaky, and not diverse enough of an arts scene. I love NYC because there's so much to do in so many areas, and it's always changing!

(You could so write comedy if you chose to, though. Your wit is amazing!)

[Berry Cool]

9. Thanks, and no, I'm not offended.

I could live in NYC much more easily than LA. But I don't live in either.

[gkhouston]

10. hee. I think I'd rather be knee-deep in snow than in bullshit.

oops... did my opinion of LA just slip out? }(

[Berry Cool]

11. Funny, that's the same opinion I have

only I add to the list of things I'd rather not deal with earthquakes, fires and mudslides. And, oh yeah, hurricanes, but that's Florida.

[WolverineDG]

2. Objection!

I would not say "Pinhead Chimp." I'd say something, well, a bit more, um, unladylike in referencing shrubbie. ;) Let's just say you'd need more than a truckload of soap to wash my mouth out.....
:evilgrin:

dg

[Berry Cool]

4. Hold it there, Nancy Grace. ;-)

(LOL, I only called you that because you titled your post "Objection!")

You'll have to forgive me for underestimating your ability to curse like a drunken sailor. :-) Believe me, right now you don't want to hear the blue streak I feel like using...

[WolverineDG]

6. How could you think I was Nancy Grace?

I said "Objection" not "You're all guilty!" ;)

dg