Where the Hell is Keith??? 8/1/2005

[Muffstser]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Botany]

1. But Alison is there

So why should you care
with her soft black hair
and that ugly outfit
which off her I would tear
and at her body I would stare
She looks lonely .....
I would give her a back rub
as she sat in my chair.
I wonder if she uses nair?
and does she use it everywhere?

Come on she has Snark!

:bounce:

[Patsy Stone]

2. And cute shoes

with that ugly outfit. Yet, with Bolton getting booed and KKKarl and Novakula still in the news, I can almost get past it.

Hey! As I'm typing I realize that she rearranged that scarf during the break. Good, because the ascot thing wasn't doing it for me. :)

[Botany]

4. she is hot but that outfit!

Does she read how to dress like a dork.

Alison I know you read this.

Solid Colors and plunging necklines always work.

She does have snark. ..... "First day @ work and you are booed .... well
you are #5 on countdown."

[Berry Cool]

11. Her snark and cuteness don't cut it for me.

I am getting frustrated with putting in a hard day's work, only to come home to "Countdown Without Keith Olbermann." What gives?????

[Catherine Vincent]

3. I was just about to find the Keith forum and ask that very question.

I like Alison but I don't like this. Is he teasing us?

[babylonsister]

5. Could Keith be ill? Not that he looks it, but he's got

such a weird schedule. :freak:

[Muffstser]

6. Seriously, his being gone is NOT good.

His show just made the EW hot list. That's amazing publicity. And he's not there???

There's more to this...I can just feel it.

[Botany]

7. Yes Alison is going to but that neck thing in the trash

on live T.V..

Keith will be back ......

On no he is gone and Stephanie :loveya: Miller is on vacation too. :think:

[Patsy Stone]

25. Coincidence?

Hmm... And that scarf kept moving through the whole show. :)

[Greylyn58]

9. I just got through saying the very same thing

Keith won't stay #8 or possibly climb higher if he doesn't appear on his own show!!!

Makes me wonder also!!

[WolverineDG]

8. Oh damn

another day down the tubes & no Keith. In keeping with a popular thread from Crispy, which one of you would be willing to sacrifice your life so that Keith would be on every night? ;)

dg

[Berry Cool]

10. Alison just delivered the bad news...

HE IS ON VACATION AGAIN.

ALL. FREAKING. WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...You know, I want to feel very bad and very guilty now, about begrudging one of my favorite people his right to vacation time he must have earned.

But at the same time I am asking myself:

:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf::wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

AAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

:nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke:

Why NOW??? Just when he's starting to get some decent publicity? It makes no sense!

:shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug:

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry::cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

Have I sufficiently expressed my feelings?!?!?!?!?

[Catchawave]

13. Hmmmmm.....

..negotiating ? You know I want him to go to a network, more exposure! :hide:

[Muffstser]

14. I'm sticking with my guess that there's more to this.

I desperately want to be wrong!

[SharonRB]

15. He takes more vacations than he-who-must-not-be-named

and I don't mean Lord Voldemort.

How disappointing!

[Berry Cool]

20. And he's worn the Cloak of Invisibility more often lately

than Harry Potter!

GRRRRRR!

[Botany]

12. So it was our good buddies the Saudis and the Pakis helping .....

..... the bombers in London. Now explain it to me again why are
we in Iraq?

[Berry Cool]

16. Because they're holding Keith hostage

and we need to get him out?

(Hey, at least that would be a GOOD reason. Not like we got any real one.)

[Botany]

17. Go frollick with some Bay Airs .....

I haven't watched for a few weeks. She is doing a good job.

Besides i think KO is on vacation w/ Stephanie :loveya: Miller

[SharonRB]

18. When I heard Stephanie was on vacation this morning,

I had a strange feeling KO would be gone, too. Coincidence?

I hated the guy subbing for Steph -- had to go back to NPR today.

[Botany]

26. I have just about given up on NPR

first no Bob Edwards and the local NPR station thinks
the election went off fine.

I swear i want to scream every time I hear some pompous professor
telling me why bush won Ohio on NPR ...... "BECAUSE HE FUCKING
STOLE IT YOU HALF WIT."

[Berry Cool]

22. Oh, way to make us REALLY feel good, Bot!

Now I REALLY wanna go to my room and :cry:!!!!!

Maybe all this stuff fires up your testosterone...but if it keeps up I'm gonna have to become a lesbian!

[Botany]

27. I am just saying ......

..... she is gone ...... he is gone.

Well at least they didn't put on "Wit less"

[SharonRB]

19. We saw March of the Penguins this past weekend

It was great. So touching and funny.

[Muffstser]

21. I'm so glad you saw it, Sharon!

I saw it for the second time over the weekend. It gets better with each viewing!

[Berry Cool]

23. Well, at least SOMEBODY is out there suited up and ready to put on a show!

Even if it's just the penguins! Sheesh!

[SharonRB]

24. You were absolutely right about it.

My husband even liked it.

[CC]

28. Could Keith be here....

http://www.baseballhalloffame.org/hof_weekend/ Well at Cooperstown, not on the web site. LOL I will be hit and miss and most likely miss the next couple weeks. Have lots to do this week and SO off next week and finishing the deck if it kills him. LOL

[Berry Cool]

31. But it's only a WEEKEND...not a lousy WEEK!

I would fully expect him to be in Cooperstown for the weekend (and not watching a Dick Van Dyke movie, either). But come on, Keith...for the WEEK...?

The only good news is, he has to come back to do Dan's radio show Friday. Right??? Right????

[crispini]

29. You guys have forgotten...

that Gogi and I are in NYC this week.

[CC]

30. Hope you both have

a great time and well have a feeling Keith is in Cooperstown this week. Being related to people that considered Cooperstown during HoF Week their second dream vacation (and they said it exceeded their dreams) well wouldn't surprise me if "Mr. Baseball is not a sport but the air you breathe" is there. BTW their first place dream vacation would be to visit every single major league park in one baseball season. LOL

Edited to add--- if you have already taken KO and have him chained somewhere let me know. I am only 3 hours away. :evilgrin: :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

32. If people DO spend a whole week in Cooperstown

it's the week BEFORE induction, not the week AFTER.

And this IS the week AFTER, right?

Besides which, for some baseball fans C'town is no doubt the mecca they have a chance to visit once in their lifetimes, so of course they go for a week. Something tells me this is not quite the story with KO. Something tells me he already knows C'town like the back of his hand...I mean, I can see him going there every HOF weekend, but not necessarily for a week each time, unless there is some kind of card-trading event or something he wants to be there for. It's not as if this is his one big once-in-a-lifetime chance to go...the man has lived in New York state for much of his life, he went as a kid, he's no doubt gone countless times since...when he goes, surely it's for a) the HOF inductions and b) special events. Otherwise, C'town really isn't that big and there's not that much to see. There's the HOF and there's a ton of little shops, most of which sell baseball stuff. Some of which is valuable and some of which is the usual kitsch.

I can see if he were Joe Schmoe the Baseball Fanatic from Redding, Calif., who had never been there before, he'd save up all his money to go spend a big vacation week there...even after the ceremonies...but KO? Nah. Can't see it.

[CC]

33. Well there is the

recuperation after the weekend. I have never gone so have no idea on how much you would need. Cooperstown is not on my top ten list of vacation spots. But will say I would rather imagine him there enjoying baseball then sick or having a loved one sick. I do wish he would at least warn us of week long vacations in advance so we were prepared.

At least you have been giving us a bright spot with your writing. We might need you to do extra for sanity this week.

[Berry Cool]

35. You make it sound like he went on a three-day drunk. :-)

I think we would ALL rather have him enjoying himself rather than have trouble in his life. I just wish he would WARN US FIRST so that we could all get our weeping and gnashing of teeth out of the way first and then get some therapy...

And thanks for the kind words, CC. If I can hold onto my sanity...

[CC]

36. Hold on your sanity

And well maybe he did, LOL even he has to be driven crazy by the idiots in power once in a while. Yes warning would be nice, though they might of stopped doing that since the ratings dip. He being at his desk would be even better.
Maybe he is off returning the new clothes his fan base didn't like. :rofl: nah, the grey would of disappeared a long time ago then.

[gkhouston]

34. I think he's gone somewhere to avoid capture

Crispini, Gogi, you two need to encode your travel plans in the future.