KOEB Poll: What will happen if Keith spends any more time off Countdown?

[Berry Cool]

Poll question: KOEB Poll: What will happen if Keith spends any more time off Countdown?

OK, folks, we're frustrated, miserable and it's time to vote...what will happen if Keith spends any more time NOT hosting Countdown?

[noamnety]

1. Maybe I'm jumping the gun here

But I was out at my grocery store this evening drawing his face on the cartons with a sharpie.

[Berry Cool]

2. Missing Persons Bulletin:

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?


Name: Keith Theodore Olbermann
Birth Date: 1/27/59
Height: 6' 3 1/2''
Weight: Chubby enough to be adorable
Hair: Salt and pepper
Eyes: Blue; wears corrective lenses
Other Distinguishing Characteristics: High intelligence, extra lumbar vertebra, caterpillar eyebrows, snark
Home: New York, NY
Last Seen: Reporting news on MSNBC, 7/29/05
Most Likely Sighting Spots: Subways, buses, baseball stadiums
If You See Him: Do not approach him quickly. Subject is unable to drive and won't get far on foot anyway. Sidle up to him slowly, tell him you know who he is and that he is playing hooky from his TV show. If able to capture him, please send him to me...just kidding. Return him to MSNBC Studios, Secaucus, New Jersey, Attn: Countdown Staff. Thank you.
WARNING: Do not attempt to feed breadcrumbs.

[RevCheesehead]

3. Theodore?

:) This name means "little God."

BTW - I haven't seen a milk carton in years. It's all plastic around here, except for the coffee-mate stuff.

[Berry Cool]

4. I thought it meant "loved by God."

And why wouldn't God love him?

"Little God"...dear me, let's not give the man ideas...:-)