KOEB 12-3-09 How to bring the Senate to a screeching halt edition

[SharonRB]

The noive of them!

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

1. I have to confess that tonight, for me there is something more exciting

than watching Keith. The Civil War Game, between the Oregon Ducks and the Oregon State Beavers, starts right after Countdown! Winner goes to the Rose Bowl.

GO DUCKS!!!!!!!



:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[SharonRB]

4. And may whoever wins kick the crap out of Ohio State

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

7. Hear hear!!!

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

12. Don't let Bot hear that.

:hi: Hi all. Keith looks pretty good, considering he's only computer generated.

Can I ask a dumb question: How come mammograms count as "preventive measures"? Mammograms don't prevent anything. They only detect. They cannot prevent. That is all.

[SeattleGirl]

16. Hi Berry!

Bot will just have to live with it. I've always had a soft spot for Michigan. :)

As to your question, you've got me. I don't get that either.

[Botany]

89. I am a real Big Ten Fan

Every year i want Michigan to win every game except one.

[SeattleGirl]

93. And I'm a big Pac Ten fan.

:hi:

[Botany]

114. At QB Ohio State has problems (like passing)

But on defense Ohio State is as good as they were in 2002 .... good luck to any team
...... outside of Texas, Florida, and Alabama ..... that will play them.

[Berry Cool]

Actually, I thought you were a big Oregon State fan.

Never met a Beaver you didn't like.

[SeattleGirl]

97. ROFL!

:rofl:

[PSzymeczek]

55. Or me either.

My high school's colors were scarlet and gray, just like OSU.

[RevCheesehead]

17. A-friggin'-men!!

:evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

23. Rev!!!!

And I'm hoping it'll be my Ducks who have the pleasure!

[Patsy Stone]

25. Who won your game last night?

For you, I hope it was Duke.

[RevCheesehead]

28. Nope.

Duke struggled against Wisconsin's enoumous front three. Looks like Bucky's got quite a team this year. :)

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

32. Bucky Dent?

I'm sorry, I know zilch about NCAA basketball. Who's Bucky?

[RevCheesehead]

40. Bucky Badger.

[Patsy Stone]

49. Oh!

Okay, that's a pretty cute mascot. I'm a happy badger! :)

[Botany]

94. so what is that now 6 or 7 straight Big Ten Titles?

BTW U of W gives Fresno State a good game :rofl:

[Botany]

82. Ohio State will stomp the hell out of whomever wins the game

BTW a real Michigan/Big Ten Fan supports OSU in every game except 1
Just as I support Michigan in every game except one.

If you want Michigan to get better again you want Ohio State and the rest of the
Big Ten to become important again ..... right now the Big Ten's rep is in the
crapper.

[SeattleGirl]

87. OSU -- Is that Ohio State or Oregon State.

I'm assuming you mean Ohio State, right?

[Patsy Stone]

88. Well, look who's here.

:hi:

[PSzymeczek]

119. I'm with you Bot!

Plus, I root for Northwestern in every game but one. Randy Walker was a friend of mine since junior high. I've known his wife since 5th grade.

[Patsy Stone]

2. What a bunch of tools.

But what do you expect?

:hi:, Shar!

[SeattleGirl]

3. Hi Patsy!

What do these people NOT understand about the need for healthcare? I bet if THEY didn't have it, they'd "get it" really fast.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

6. Did you ever think

Olympia Snowe would be the one to ultimately decide who lives and who dies?

:hi:, SG!

[SeattleGirl]

8. Why are they depending on her so much?

Do they just want to be able to say they got a Republican on board? This process sometimes drives me nuts!

[Patsy Stone]

13. I don't think

they can count on Droopy Dawg, so although it would be nice to get to call it "bipartisan", Harry probably wants her in the mix, just in case. I'll bet Susan Collins is being courted, too. At least Blanche Lincoln is in trouble in Arkansas, so maybe she'll come to her senses.

[SeattleGirl]

19. There is that.

I think Droopy should be striped of any and all powers he has in the Senate and thrown into the brig. (Okay, I know, silly metaphor, but.....:) )

[RevCheesehead]

26. Hell,threy got Arlyn Specter!

He's close enough, isn't he?
:hi:

[SharonRB]

10. Doesn't surprise me at all.

[Patsy Stone]

20. I'll bet

it surprises her. :)

[SharonRB]

5. Hi, Pats

:hi:

It's like a manual to teach dolphins how to swim.

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

9. That was a great line.

At least they're moving towards a public option of some kind. I can not WAIT for this HRC stuff to be over.

[SharonRB]

11. You and me both

And then on to climate change. We ain't seen nothin' yet!

[Berry Cool]

15. I don't give a flying shit whether they get a Republican on board or not.

I wish they didn't. :grr:

[RevCheesehead]

14. Oh, the weather outside is frightful....

and Countdown is so delightful,
and since we've no place to go,
let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!!!! :woohoo:


:hi: Hi everyone! It's snowing like the devil outside! :bounce::bounce:

[Patsy Stone]

18. Lucky you!

New snow is bee-yoo-tiful! :hi:, Rev!

Ooh, Senator Al Franken: :loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

36. 3 cars in the ditch on the way home from Dad's tonight.

And one ambulance. People think they're invincible. I drove like a granny, but dammit, I got home!
:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

41. Keep being careful!

I always drive slowly when it rains down here. I'm in no hurry to get into an accident.

[WolverineDG]

56. Me too!

They're predicting snow in San Antonio, sleet & ice everywhere else...I was going to tough it out & drive to Corpus tomorrow early in the morning, but decided to drive in tonight instead...people around here don't know how to drive on DRY pavement, much less pavement slick with ice. :scared:

And I even got tailgated in the SLOW LANE!!! :wtf:

dg

[RevCheesehead]

58. Unbelievable.

I heard snow in Dallas and Houston, but San Antonio? :scared:
You did the smart thing. :hug:

[WolverineDG]

74. It snowed in Laredo 2 or 3 years ago on Christmas Eve

So it can happen.

:hug:
This just in from the "Famous Last Words" Department: Johnny Carson, after his divorce from his 2nd wife, said on air that he'd only get married again "when it snows in San Antonio." A few months later, (It was January, I think), inches & inches of snow got dumped on San Antonio, much to the delight of those who still had their Christmas lights up. And yes, Johnny got married again.

dg

[RevCheesehead]

81. That's Frosty snow.

All you need is a magic hat.

[Patsy Stone]

85. That's a great story.

I heard about the snow expected for SA. Wow. :hi:

[SharonRB]

24. I hope it's not on its way here

I think we're supposed to get just a little bit.

[RevCheesehead]

43. I doubt it.

I think it's headed for Berry. ;)

[SharonRB]

46. Well, we're on the way there!

[Berry Cool]

33. Hurray for you! Still dry here, though.

Although unlike some other people here, I can think of NOTHING more exciting than watching Keith. :loveya:

[SeattleGirl]

42. You talkin' to me? You talkin' to ME????

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

48. Just wait... it's on the way.

Pretty hefty storm - for a while, it was snowing sideways. And thick, Dr. Seuss snowflakes, too. :)

I :rofl: every time I hear Keith do Lou Dobbs!

[Berry Cool]

57. Does that mean Who-ville is on its way here?

I didn't think Keith would make it all the way through Lou tonight! :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

61. Could be.

I'll keep an eye out for the Grinch. Although, he might make an adequate replacement for the orange cat. :)

[WolverineDG]

64. Hope you're all stocked up on Green Eggs & Ham

Sam I Am.

:evilgrin:

dg

[RevCheesehead]

70. Both have been in the 'fridge for quite some time...

they may well have turned green by now.

[SharonRB]

21. Did you know we ruled the world?

Wow! I didn't know we had so much power.

[bleever]

22. I didn't expect it to happen this soon.

:woohoo:

:party:

:woohoo:

[SharonRB]

27. LOL

Eugene caught himself before he said corporate sponsors and changed it to corporate friends.

:hi:

You were right the first time, Gene.

[Patsy Stone]

29. A perfect Freudian slip.

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

35. More like corporate overlords.

And they, for one, welcome their new (and old) corporate overlords.

[Graybeard]

30. Repukes are whining again. Whaaa whaaa whaaa.

Being held accountable for their vote on the Franken "rape amendment".
Dammit....stop whining!

Hi everybody.:hi: :hippie:

[GigiMommy]

44. Hi Graybeard!

So true.:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

45. Hi Graybeard!

Bullies always whine when they don't get their way.

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

31. Hi Everyone! Are Senators just getting stupider and stupider?!!!

:hi: :crazy:

Oh, I forgot...:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Patsy Stone]

34. "What? Who? Me?"

Oy.

:hi:, GG!

[GigiMommy]

38. Hi Patsy!!!

:hi:

[SharonRB]

37. Hi, Gigi

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

39. Hi Sharon!

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

51. Hi Gigi!

You're up to three frogs today! That's good to see. More hugs to you and Miss Cassie! :hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

And yes, I think they ARE getting stupider and stupider. :silly:

[GigiMommy]

60. Hi SG!!

Only two big hurdles left...putting my name on the house and finding work.:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

67. The legal stuff can be kind of a pain in the behind, even if it

goes relatively well. Hope you don't run into any problems getting that taken care of.

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

102. Thank you.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

69. Best of luck with both!

:hug:

[GigiMommy]

104. Thank you.

:hug:

[RevCheesehead]

66. "Does the Pope shit in the woods?"

:hi: :bounce::bounce:

[WolverineDG]

47. Kinda puts Helmet Hair's whining about not being able to read the bills in perspective

Poor widdle GOP rapist supporters....now they have to actually READ what they vote on instead of just voting against a bill because it's sponsored by a Democrat.

:rofl:

:hi: everyone!!

dg

[SeattleGirl]

53. Hi Wolvie!

I cannot believe they are whining about THIS!

Oh wait.

They're Republicans.

Forgot myself there for a sec.

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

68. I could say you're a Congressman & I could say you're an idiot

but I'd be repeating myself. ---Mark Twain, genius wit

All you need to do to update this little gem is substitute "Republican" for "Congressman."

:hi:

dg

[SeattleGirl]

71. Amen!

[GigiMommy]

110. Hi Wolfie!

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

50. NOW I know who Keith's "Lou Dobbs" sounds like...

[Berry Cool]

52. Hi GGM!!

and Cassie!! :hi:

Yeah, Keith's Lou Dobbs sounds like Marvin the Martian...with the worst-fitting set of dentures ever created in anyone's life.

[GigiMommy]

76. Hi Berry!

:hi: :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

54. Hehe!

[Patsy Stone]

65. Excellent!

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

75. I still prefer your "drunk Grover" description.

[GigiMommy]

90. Hi Rev!!!

:hi: :rofl: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Love the pictures. I needed the laugh.

[RevCheesehead]

96. The Google is amazing.

I punched in "drunk Grover" and there it was! :D

[Patsy Stone]

59. $16 for a picture of you and Sarah?

Really? Who gets the money?

[SeattleGirl]

62. Indeed.

I want to know too.

[SharonRB]

63. They'd have to pay me to get in the same room as her

:puke:

[RevCheesehead]

86. I don't care how much she pays me...

I still won't do it.

[SeattleGirl]

72. I confess,

I'd want to snatch her bald!

(Did I just say that????)

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

73. OK, I'm waiting for the logical progression from our friends the Chinese.

"Tiger Woods: The Video Game."

Available just in time for Christmas!

[ralps]

77. Hi SharonRB, Hi Everyone!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SeattleGirl]

78. Hi ralps!

:hi:

[ralps]

84. Hi SeattleGirl!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

92. Hi ralps and Crook!

How's the eye doing? :hi:

[ralps]

105. Hi RevCheesehead, Crook & I are doing good & Hi to Oreo, & lil' Keith! How are you all doing?

It's doing good! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

107. So glad to hear it!

We're kinda cold ... I just might have to turn on the heat after all!

[Patsy Stone]

98. Hi, ralps!

:hi:

[ralps]

106. Hi Patsy!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[GigiMommy]

112. Hi Ralps!

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

79. Wouldn't you know Ari Fleischer

would get himself mixed up with a bad idea like the BCS?

[SeattleGirl]

83. No surprise there. I wish they'd both get thrown into the drink.

I HATE the BCS!

[bleever]

111. He's got a knack, alright.

:hi:

[ralps]

80. Today's worst person in the world is Gretchen Carlson etc. for saying that Jon Stewart

is a climate change denier!!! LOL :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

91. He called Carlson, Doocy and Kilmeade "The Three Chipmunks"

:rofl: playing "journalism three-card monte."

I love Keith. :loveya:

I won't be able to watch those commercials for the new Alvin & the Chipmunks movie now without imagining them as the chipmunks!!!!

[Patsy Stone]

95. "propaganda fest-er"

LOL!

[bleever]

99. That graphic says "Tiger's Wood" on the club.

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

100. OMG!

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

103. Burt Reynolds' hair had its own popsicle stick!

:rofl:

[GigiMommy]

108. ...

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

116. That was the BEST part of that sketch!

I remember that!!!!!

Just like Anna Nicole Smith's boobs had their own popsicle stick!!

[SeattleGirl]

101. LOL! I didn't even notice that!

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

113. Oh, dear...

:rofl: :hi:

A friend of mine sent me these today. Already with the one liners:

1) The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I don't know exactly...put me down for a 5."

2) Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up tips on how to beat Tiger.

3) What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

4) Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

5) What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning? They went clubbing

6) Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

7) Ping just offered Elin an endorsement contract for her own set of drivers; to be named Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with."

8) Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name?: Cheetah

9) Tiger was driving an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?

10) Hello, Mr. Woods. This is the On Star operator. We have detected that an angry person has put a golf club through your window. We've called Nike. A new club is on its way.

11) Who among us doesn't hear a car crash and immediately grab the closest golf club we can find??!!

12) Tiger's new movie: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

13 Tiger Woods owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

[bleever]

115. "Tiger drives well on the fairway, but

he doesn't fare well on the driveway."

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

117. You knew it was inevitable. I mean, any incident related to golfing is ripe for puns.

It's the only fair way to cover the news.

[RevCheesehead]

109. This animation reminds me of the Sims.

[Berry Cool]

118. That's why I said, it should be a video game.

Grand Theft Tiger or something.