While flicking through channels today, I noticed that from 10 to midnight ET tonight, TCM is showing a movie that Keith once mentioned--whether on Dan Patrick's radio show, Countdown or both--as the movie his parents took him to see on an occasion in which he obtained a bagful of miniature Reese's peanut-butter cups from the concession stand and happily ate them all during the movie...blissfully unaware at the time that each cup came individually wrapped, and that you were supposed to remove the wrapper before eating the cup. Fortunately, he didn't go into any TMI detail about what happened after that.
That movie is the Disney film
Fitzwilly, starring Dick Van Dyke and Barbara Feldon, in which, so it seems, a loyal butler helps his formerly rich, now-destitute employer maintain her standard of living--and philanthropy--by stealing from still-wealthy people. Or something like that.
No doubt the boys in Olbermannwatch would claim that this was how his parents steered poor impressionable young Keith into thinking a life of socialism and robbing from the rich in order to make sure one was still able to give to the poor was an acceptable political philosophy. Child abuse, I tell you. As for eating the peanut butter cups, wrappers and all, that just goes to show what a stupid glutton Keith was even at a young age. Or no doubt they would say so.
Anyway, if you want to see this masterpiece of Keith's cinematic past for yourself, you can do so tonight. Be sure to have plenty of peanut butter cups on hand...but remove the wrappers first.
I'll be sure to let you all know when TCM is screening other films to which Mr. and Mrs. Olbermann subjected the still-developing mind of little boy Keith. Such as
Irma la Douce, the heartwarming story of a French cop who falls in love with a hooker and decides the only solution is to pay for her company permanently, and
The Graduate, about this young kid fresh out of college who sleeps with a cougar because MILFs turn him on. (No need to worry, obviously this one didn't take.)
Stay tuned for more word on the continuing Keith Olbermann Children's Film Festival!