"The Mooks Before Christmas"

[Patsy Stone]

That had me laughing out loud. Nice one, Bot! Did I ever tell you you are my Fave?

[RevCheesehead]

1. Linky?

[Patsy Stone]

2. Steph read it

this morning on the show; I don't have a link. Sorry.

[RevCheesehead]

3. And Buddy didn't post a copy for us???

There damned well better be "The EDVs Before Christmas" on the way!

[Botany]

4. Steph edited it .... I am so sick of her thinking she in charge of her show.

BTW :hi: Steph you got my #


The Mooks before Christmas

Twas a little before Christmas, when all through Steph's house

Chris' party had everybody up dancing even the mouse.

The place was decked out with loving care,

In hopes that Rodney would soon would be there.

The Taylors were nestled all snug in Steph's bed,


While visions of b.j.s danced in Mr. Taylor's head.

In NYC mamma had settled in for a long winter’s nap.


across the country in Steph's house Chris' cat dropped a big crap.

To make sure that everybody was of good cheer

the bidet had been re-plumbed so it bubbled w/ beer.


When from the ballroom there arose such a clatter,


People were dancing as the PHilco high-fi was spinning a Ray Coniff platter.


And then to the stage Jim Ward flew like a flash,


he started singing and playing his mouth harp to pump up the bash.

The party really started to rattle and hum,

and the celebs started to come.

On Gaga, on Lambert on Tom Hanks

It seemed like Hollywood's A list had sent most of it's ranks.


The pool was soon filled with naked people -

look some legs, some boobs, and some big guy's belly

It got so wild the water was soon covered w/ "love jelly"

The party went on 'till the early dawn

by then the police had been called to re-establish the calm.

@ 6:05 AM all the mooks took the mic

and told all the festive people it was time for them to take a hike.

They wished everybody a mookie Christmas for all hoped that everybody was all right

and please don't publish any pictures taken last night.

You could hear the mooks laugh as the guests drove away

about how much fun the compound was now that Steph was in NYC to stay.

[RevCheesehead]

5. "love jelly"???

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

6. Yeowch.

I heard that but didn't realize it was Bot's work. He is a scary man. :scared:

I don't know, but if I were Keith, I'd be watching my back with Steph in town. I expect she will stalk him all over town while wearing a mistletoe headband. After all, she knows we would if we had the chance.