"Hey, come over here a sec. Yeah, you.
"...What do you MEAN, 'who am I'?!? You know perfectly well who I am...I haven't been gone THAT long...so don't go getting smart with me, Missy!
"Look. I know there's one more day to my Countdown vacation thing here. But jeez, gals, the least you can do is get together tomorrow night and chew over my appearance (sound?) on Dan Patrick's ESPN Radio show. That's from 2 to 3 ET tomorrow afternoon and every Friday from now on. And just in case you forgot who Dan is, here's a picture to remind you of that too:
"THERE! Now THAT should remind you!! We clean up pretty nice, don't we? Are we a couple of good-looking dudes or what? Well, you won't be able to see us tomorrow, so get over it. But take heart...I'll be back on MSNBC Monday, as gorgeous as usual with my snark fully intact, looking really refreshed from all my time off. I promise.
"Until then, listen to me tomorrow afternoon and dream. Be there. Aloha. (Have I said that enough times yet??)"
--K.O.