KOEB Meeting: 02/05/10 -- Super Bowl Party Edition

[Patsy Stone]

Jello shot?

[Patsy Stone]

1. Tom Tancredo: Douche!

:crazy:

[CBHagman]

11. Well, perhaps that's an insult to...

...oh, never mind.

Greetings from Snowmageddon Central, Patsela. :hi:

[Patsy Stone]

16. Lord and Lady Douchebag!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9SEsXuHT7MQ/So9wuTOOqNI/AAAAAAAAASU/oLBvskYPXxQ/s320/Picture+1.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_b3oPslctA

Stay out of the snow, 'k? I suggest warm alcoholic beverages and a Snuggie.

:hi:, CB! Shabbat Shazzam!

[CBHagman]

26. Got a bottle and a half of Australian wine...

Never let it be said I don't have my priorities straight.

On top of that I have lots of tea, mac 'n' cheese, and the whole first season of the British series Life on Mars.



Now I just have to hope the electricity holds out...

[Patsy Stone]

31. That was quite a good show.

I'm not sure you'll need to bother with the follow up series, wherein the lead character is a woman, and it's set in the 80s. It was more fun the first time around.

Enjoy! :toast:

[GigiMommy]

14. Tom Tancrede: Putz!

:grr:

[SeattleGirl]

17. Well, as I said in another thread about this very thing,

he doesn't realize if there WERE literacy tests in order to vote, most of the folks who would be in his camp probably couldn't pass it! :rofl:

And yes, he IS a putz!

[Patsy Stone]

18. Excellent use of Yiddish!

:hi:

He's just the worst.

[GigiMommy]

35. Thank you.

Hi Patsy!!!:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Berry Cool]

27. Just wanted to say: Amen!

His own grandparents were immigrants, like mine, and he's talking like that? They should rise up from the grave (if dead) and attack him.

[CBHagman]

32. I like your style.

They should rise up from the grave (if dead) and attack him.

Spoken like a true grandchild of immigrants. :hug:

[Berry Cool]

39. Thank you.

If living, of course, they should just attack him.

One never knows. I mean, look at McCain. To just look at him, you'd think his mom was long gone, but she's still kickin'...and sometimes making more sense than Sonny Boy does.

[ralps]

2. Hi Patsy! Hi Everyone! Thanks for the treats Patsy!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SeattleGirl]

6. Hi ralps!

Looks like kitty is getting ready to chill out for the big game!

:hi:

[ralps]

19. Hi SeattleGirl!!! Yep!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

7. No trouble at all.

:hi:, ralps!

[GigiMommy]

68. Hi Ralps!!!

I love...da...that...wha?:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[SeattleGirl]

3. Shabbot Shazzam, Patsy!! I'm ready for the Super Bowl!

Geaux Saints!!!!



:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

4. That's really pretty.

And slightly hypnotizing, too.

:hi:, SG!

[SeattleGirl]

8. Found it on The Google.

I like it too!

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

10. Thanks for the treats, Pats! Jello shots and all!

:hi: :party: Shabbat Shazzam! Keith's here in a Boss Hijack suit and a VERY red tie (another new one; he's been wearing a lot of new ones lately, must've got 'em for Christmas/birthday) to help us celebrate and is armed for Bay Air!

And to think I can still recall a time when Saints fans called them the "Aints" and attended games with paper bags over their heads.

[WolverineDG]

5. GEAUX SAINTS!!!

:hi: Happy Friday!!

dg

[Patsy Stone]

9. Woo Hoo!

:hi: Traffic is crazy insane down here this week. I'm staying inside until Monday morning. :)

[WolverineDG]

21. Did you see the post from the NOLA fan to Miami?

basically, you need more beer. :rofl: If the Saints win, it's gonna be nuts from Miami to NOLA!

dg

[SeattleGirl]

23. I did! That was high-sterical!

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

25. I did!

It was too funny. I loved the part about "to go" cups. Something like "If we ask you for a to go cup, don't look at us like that. We don't know what open container laws are."

[WolverineDG]

33. Yup, it's street legal in NOLA, as long as it isn't glass

and they aren't kidding about that.

the only other place I've known that had "go cups" was Reynosa...the parents would get maggies to go so they could have something to drink while waiting to cross the bridge.

dg

[Berry Cool]

50. If it's in NOLA, wouldn't they be "geaux cups"?

Just askin'.

[SeattleGirl]

12. Hi Wolvie!

Geaux Saints!!

[WolverineDG]

22. WHO DAT! nt

[Berry Cool]

42. Didja have a nice birthday, Wolvie?

Hope so! :hi:

[WolverineDG]

61. went to a debate watching party

wooo, big times in sin city! :rofl:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

13. Now El Drugbo is saying "the R word"?

That makes me think someone from Sarah's camp actually got a message through that big fat head of his.

[bleever]

15. There's always room for Jello!

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

20. You know it!

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

24. I brought the WINGS!!!

but you have to wipe your hands when you're done.:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[CBHagman]

28. Lecker!

:9

I got the blue cheese dressing.

[Berry Cool]

34. "FRANKEN'S TIME"

Give points to the graphics team tonight.

[Berry Cool]

37. Oh, and my contribution to tonight's Super Bowl snacks:

Trailer Park Monte Cristos...Cleveland cuisine from our Beachland Ballroom: peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches coated in pancake batter, deep-fried and topped with powdered sugar.

[WolverineDG]

38. Glad you explained that cuz I was about to say

those are the weirdest lookin' beignets I've ever seen! :rofl:

dg

[SeattleGirl]

43. Then we'd better have some deep fried Twinkies and Mars Bars

for dessert!

[Berry Cool]

57. I've had the Twinkies.

The weird thing is, deep-frying makes the cream center melt and just permeate the whole cake.

[SeattleGirl]

59. I've never had either of them.

I suppose I should try them at least once in my life.

[Patsy Stone]

54. I'm going to need to try those.

The sooner the better.

[GigiMommy]

58. Thanks Berry and Happy Friday!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Berry Cool]

71. Happy Friday to you and Miss Cassie too, GGM!!

:hi: Oh, my nieces are getting to be real teenagers!!! Their mom told me today that all they've been able to think about is going to see the movie "Dear John" tonight!

All of a sudden we got a couple of ROMANTICS on our hands!!!!!!! :loveya: (Of course, the older one has a boyfriend; that helps!)

[GigiMommy]

36. Ha ha...Hi CB!

Help yourself.:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[SeattleGirl]

29. Hi Gig! Can't I just lick my fingers?

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

And hi to Miss Cassie!

[GigiMommy]

41. Hi SG!!! Oh yum, fingers are the BEST!!!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Cassie says Hi too.

Cassie's eating Potatoes Au Gratin (she wanted to tell you).

[SeattleGirl]

47. Better not tell her I don't care for them.....

Just tell her I said "Good for you, Cassie!"

[Patsy Stone]

52. That's one of my very favorite things in the world.

Yuuuuum!

[WolverineDG]

30. that's what curtains is fer!

;) :rofl: Just kidding!! Woohoo, I can't believe I'm looking forward to the Super Bowl & the Cowboys aren't playing!!! :wow:

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

dg

[GigiMommy]

44. Hi Wolfie!!!

Hope you had a great birthday. :hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Berry Cool]

55. Ouch.

I would NOT want a fleur-de-lis in my throat like that.

That thing would have to geaux.

[Patsy Stone]

48. Mmmmm.

Wings! Thanks!

[RevCheesehead]

40. Damn, now I'm really hungry!

I'm gonna work on making some homemade pizzas on Sunday. Maybe I'll practice on 'em tonight!

:hi: Hi Patsy and everyone!

[bleever]

53. Curds on the way:

From cheeseheaduniversity.com, no less.

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

56. You are too good to me!

Do you have any Old Style to wash 'em down with?

:hi:

[bleever]

64. If we can share...

[RevCheesehead]

67. I haven't been to LaCrosse in years!

I hope those are still full. :toast:

[GigiMommy]

90. Hi Bleever!!!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[WolverineDG]

60. Hi Rev!!

:hi:

dg

[RevCheesehead]

65. Wolvie!!

How does it feel to be one year closer to death? :hide:

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

70. I defer to my elders on that

:hide:

:hi:

Oh, good news & bad news this week:

good news: found some paying clients

bad news: got into it with some asshat in GD who thinks blacks who eat fried chicken & collard greens are perpetuating racism :eyes:

dg

[SeattleGirl]

72. Say what???

Blacks would be perpetuating racism based on what they eat? :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

And congrats on getting some new clients!!

[WolverineDG]

86. Ah yup, based on that NBC menu created by (wait for it)

an African American chef. Not sure it's on the first page anymore, but take a gander, it's a doozy.

dg

[Berry Cool]

109. Oh, I loved that. All the comments people made on it, assuming the chef was white.

Well, jeez. If a black chef wants to cook fried chicken and other soul food in honor of Black History Month, there's only one proper response to give: "When's lunch?"

Otherwise you could be missing out on one hell of a meal.

[RevCheesehead]

73. Wanda Sykes did a bit on that on her first show.

"Damn. Now we can walk out of the store, holding our fried chicken high... Gimme some of that watermelon, too."
She was hysterical!

Congrats on the clients... once word of mouth gets around, you'll be hiring associates. :fistbump:

[WolverineDG]

83. Ah but Wanda has "internalized" the racism & by buying watermelons

she's perpetuating it!!111 at least according to this person who is (a) a former racist (b) has a black son & (c) had a professor in college who was a Black Panther in the 60s. Anyone who believes otherwise doesn't know what racism is. :eyes:

or some bullshit like that.

Yeah, a few more paying clients & I'll be set. :toast:

dg

[RevCheesehead]

87. A "former" racist??

Nope, sorry... it's just like alcoholics, you are only a RECOVERING racist. His comments prove it.

[SeattleGirl]

91. I'm not so sure he's recovering either.

More like he's been sneaking drinks in the closet, but he can't hide the effects any longer.

[RevCheesehead]

95. Then he's ready to take the Boner's job, huh?

I wonder how orange that guy is. :evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

99. LOL!

[WolverineDG]

93. Yup nt

[Berry Cool]

74. Hi Rev!

I'm making Valentine's sugar cookies this weekend! Just for the heck of it!

[RevCheesehead]

78. Yummy!

I've got to dig out my copy of "Mr. Wrong" for it's annual viewing. :)

[Berry Cool]

89. Wasn't that the movie starring Ellen DeGeneres?

Hint: for Ellen DeGeneres, it turned out that ANY man was "Mr. Wrong."

[RevCheesehead]

94. Yes, it is.

Bill Pullman was her boyfriend, and he was extra-ultra-creepy.
I have sometimes double-featured the movie with "In and Out." I identify with Joan Cusack's character, when she screams out "IS EVERYBODY GAY?????"

[SeattleGirl]

98. I love "In and Out"!

And Cusack just cracked me up in it.

[RevCheesehead]

101. Sadly, often the story of my life.

Too many boyfriends who just couldn't admit.... and it took me forever to figure it out, which made me feel really stupid.
But, in the end, Joan ends up with the movie star. :D

[SeattleGirl]

102. That sucks, Rev!

You shouldn't feel stupid, though. THEY should have admitted it (though I understand the reluctance to do that), and not left it up to you to figure it out.

[Berry Cool]

111. The thing is, sometimes these guys are so scared of how you'll react that they won't.

They insist upon laying on a sprinkling of hints and expecting you to put the pieces together yourself.

I knew a guy like that once. He kept dropping me hints but I just didn't pick up. Then he announced he'd had it with life in Rochester and was moving to San Francisco. Dingdingdingding.

Oh well, Rev. Maybe there's still a place for us to star on the Sundance Channel's "Girls Who Love Guys Who Love Guys" or whatever it's called. Oh yeah--"Girls who Like Boys Who Like Boys."

[CBHagman]

117. Oh, there was a lot of that going around...

...some people even got married despite the obvious. :banghead:

We're all much more self-aware now...at least a lot of us are.

[Berry Cool]

110. LOL, that WAS a hilarious moment.

I have felt like that sometimes too.

But of course, the answer is: no, not everybody is gay. Just all the good-looking guys with fashion sense who respect women, and the ones without girlfriends.

[WolverineDG]

112. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE HAD TO WATCH FUNNY LADY/??

She was under contract....

FUCK BARBRA STREISAND!!! :rofl:

although my *fave* part of the movie is when the dim-wit model meets the rotary phone.

dg

[GigiMommy]

Rev!!!

Happy Friday!!!:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[RevCheesehead]

85. Aww, happy Friday to you and Cassie!!

Does Cassie have any potatos left over? :9

:hi: :bounce::bounce:

[GigiMommy]

100. Not much!

Along with a ham steak, she's pretty full.

[Patsy Stone]

45. I'm startin' to get Olympics fever!

[WolverineDG]

62. If Farmville was an Olympic sport, I'd be on the US team!

:patriot:

Can't wait for the Games myself!!

dg

[Berry Cool]

75. Me too!

Can't wait to see how NBC uses Dan Patrick on them. Wish they'd use Keith.

[RevCheesehead]

46. "It's been years since Lions have known anything about football."

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

51. That was funny!

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

77. Rim shot!

Love it.

[GigiMommy]

49. A SHOUT OUT from Keith!!!

The Lions SUCK!:loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

63. I'm glad they're airing these Jon Stewart clips...

because I absolutely REFUSE to go to the Faux Website.

[SeattleGirl]

69. Same here.

O'Reilly was actually rather respectful toward Jon. :wow:

He didn't even scream at him and tell him to leave.

[RevCheesehead]

76. Yeah, but after he left, Billow interviewed people ABOUT Jon.

Body language expert, etc... So, Jon countered by having his "psychiatrist" on to talk about his being on the show. :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

81. LOL!

I love Jon!

[CBHagman]

82. ROFL.

He didn't even scream at him and tell him to leave.

:rofl:

Then he must really like him.

[SeattleGirl]

88. On the Bill-o Scale, I would certainly say so!

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

80. Me either.

Jon Stewart may be funny, but he ain't no dummy.

I wonder if the extensive airing of those clips was also meant to curry his favor so Keith can get an invite back on his show.

[bleever]

66. Demon sheep! Demon sheep!

He's coming for ewe!

[Berry Cool]

92. That ad is so hysterical.

Of course, now the guy who made it is saying he intentionally made it bad to get it free publicity and airings on news shows to spread its "message."

Yeah, 'cuz voters just LOVE being compared to sheep. :eyes:

[Patsy Stone]

97. Worst.Costume.Ever!

Worst.

[ralps]

79. Today's worst person in the world is Sen. John Cornyn! Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

84. That cracked me up!

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

96. It's Miami Gardens, Keith.

But Miami would work, too. The stadium is just inside the Miami-Dade county line. Ft. Lauderdale is in Broward.

[Berry Cool]

106. He just said he wishes he were there.

Guess that's a shout-out to you, Pats. :cry: Why doesn't he want to be in snowy wet Cleveland with me???

Oh well, Rachel's partying down in New Orleans like it's Mardi Gras. What a good time they must be having!

Good weekend all, and enjoy the game!

[Patsy Stone]

108. He's more than welcome to sleep on the Aero Bed.

Have a wonderful weekend yourself, Berry! :toast:

I just found out that Chad Ochocinco went to my high school back when he was plain old Chad Johnson. Small world. :)

[Berry Cool]

114. Alone??? I doubt it.

:evilgrin:

Wow...you knew Chad Ochocinco back when he was just Chad EightFive?

[RevCheesehead]

103. "Rachel DAT!"

:rofl: Oh, I love it!!

[SeattleGirl]

105. Rachel Maddeaux!!!

[Patsy Stone]

104. Rachel Maddeaux

:rofl: Great sign. The other I saw was "Saints are gonna put a ring on it." LOL!

[SeattleGirl]

107. I just noticed how they spelled "sheaux" too

:rofl:

[WolverineDG]

113. that's great

Looks like Mardi Gras started early this year. :rofl:

dg

[Berry Cool]

115. The Rachel Maddeaux Sheaux is the place to geaux

if you want politics from a host in the kneaux
Altheaux you'll never see this host with any beaux
She never delivers news that's in any way faux
Seaux if you dislike a blonde Fixed Noise heaux
MSNBC is the place to geaux
Just remember to stay away from Morning Jeaux

[CBHagman]

118. Brilliant.

Morning Jeaux.

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

120. And the beauty of that is...

the freepers will read that as "Morning Jokes".

[RevCheesehead]

119. OMG, you HAVE to send this to her!!!

She will not only cackle with delight, she just might show it to Keith. ;)

[GigiMommy]

116. Have a GEAUX weekend everyone!!!

GEAUX Saints!:hi: