KOEB Meeting 2/8/10 Countdown with Keith Eauxlbermann Edition

[Berry Cool]

SAINTS WIN!!!!!





:hi:

Even Keith's happy. Join us!

[Patsy Stone]

1. Hi, everyone!

Happy Monday!

[Berry Cool]

4. Happy Monday, Pats!

:hi: Of course, this is also the Talk to the Hand Edition.

How come I get the feeling I know who is going to deliver Keith's Guest Comment Tonight?

[Patsy Stone]

5. Senor Wences?

:hi:, Berry!

[bleever]

45. Woops, I owe you a Coke.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

57. Thank you most kindly!

From America's Sweethearts:

Davis (Billy Crystal): The man's won three Oscars. He's a genius.

Kingman (Stanley Tucci): No! There was only one genius in this business, and that was Senor Wences! A little lipstick, some hair, and his hand, and the man had a career for eighty-five years!

[GigiMommy]

31. OOBI!!! Hi Oobi! Hi Berry!!!

See...only a Mommy knows who that is? That was one of Cassie's FAV shows. :hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Berry Cool]

42. Hi GGM!

:hi: I admit...I'd be embarrassed to admit I knew that.

[GigiMommy]

74. When Cassie was little,

sometimes she would blame Oobi if she got in trouble.

[Patsy Stone]

75. I'm gonna use that one tomorrow.

:)

[WolverineDG]

2. LAISSEZ LES BON TEMPS ROLLER!!

:party: :woohoo: :bounce: :party:

GEAUX SAINTS!!

(oh, btw, the KISS ad rocked!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Io5mvdXvQQ0

dg

[Berry Cool]

6. I liked that one, the Boost Shufflin' Crew and Punxsutawney Polamalu.

:rofl: :hi: Hi Wolfie!

[WolverineDG]

10. Hi Berry

:phew: I survived the Super Bowl & Super Bowl ad outrage wars! :eyes:

:hi:

dg

[RevCheesehead]

11. I don't know about you,

but I got really tired of looking at men in their underpants. What were they gonna do, blow up a blimp?

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

16. Well, I think I'm going to scare some chickens

and go get a free Grand Slam at Denny's tomorrow. :9

:hi: :loveya: Revvy!

dg

[Berry Cool]

27. Only in their overly generous imaginations.

:hi: Hi Rev!!!!

[RevCheesehead]

32. Oh, you're awake!

:hi: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=315&topic_id=158197&mesg_id=158220

[Berry Cool]

46. Not really.

Oh, to have been the production crew peon on Martha Stewart's show who was given the task of waxing Keith's hands before he made that pie.

That's one piece of waxing strips I'd have saved for all eternity.

"Hmm...wonder why this old lady saved these strips of cloth and wax with someone's HAIR all over 'em...gotta be 50 years old now..."

[Patsy Stone]

44. That was a good one.

I liked the Betty White/Abe Vigoda one a lot.

Geaux Saints! :woohoo: This time, I thought the game was better than the commercials.

[GigiMommy]

54. Yes! I felt the same way.

I think the commercials were trying to hard. FAIL.:hi:

[Berry Cool]

59. At least some of them made me seriously laugh, and they weren't all sexist

as so many usually are. But the sexist ones really do piss me off.

It was so funny to see the old Bears Shufflin' Crew making fun of their age.

"My name's McMahon, and I'll tell ya what's wrong
My tight end in a cheetah-print thong."

[Patsy Stone]

70. BTW: Billo was at the Super Bowl

according to my local celeb spotter. He's just a man of the people, dont'cha know.

[Patsy Stone]

3. Sarah: STFU

Smarmy BS only goes so far.

[RevCheesehead]

9. Not only that....

but she looks HORRIBLE in black. Didn't she do "Color My World?"

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

15. Ah, yes. The flute stylings of Sarah

:rofl:

She looked awful at the speech. I'd like to blame the lighting, because I've been feeling generous recently, but I don't think that's the problem.

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

18. Not the lighting's fault....

she's got one butt-ugly aura goin' there.

[Berry Cool]

67. Sarah playing "Color My World"? Now that's gotta be painful

given what a boring, plodding song it is to begin with. I never hear it without imagining a bunch of tired early-'70s promgoers in pastel tuxes and Gunne Sax dresses slowly shuffling around a polished floor at 1 a.m., heads sacked out on each others' shoulders like the last survivors in a dance marathon, while the pianist in the band slowly plunks out the rhythm and the flute player misses half the notes.

I've heard her delightful rendition of Hagood Hardy's "The Homecoming," but if other examples of her "work" are out there... :scared:

With our luck, she'll release an album.

[Patsy Stone]

77. I've only heard the Homecoming too

Thankfully, I was unable to find Color My World. Your description of my junior high school dances is perfect. :rofl:

[PSzymeczek]

83. "Color My World" was the theme of

Homecoming my freshman year of college. However, no dance. Dancing not allowed on campus.

[Berry Cool]

85. No sex permitted either, I bet

'cause it might lead to dancing.

Yeah, I know, old joke.

You went to Footloose U., right?

[CBHagman]

86. You have just given me one hell of a flashback.

I never hear it without imagining a bunch of tired early-'70s promgoers in pastel tuxes and Gunne Sax dresses slowly shuffling around a polished floor at 1 a.m., heads sacked out on each others' shoulders like the last survivors in a dance marathon, while the pianist in the band slowly plunks out the rhythm and the flute player misses half the notes.

Saints preserve us.

:crazy:

[Berry Cool]

30. I am so sick of her voice right now I am on the point of homicide.

Luckily, no one is around me. But OMG...could it possibly be more singsongingly annoying and grating??????????????? No, it could not.

[RevCheesehead]

7. Oh Sarah,

I wish you would quit us.

:hi: Hi everyone!

[ralps]

14. Hi RevCheesehead, Crook & I are doing good & Hi to Oreo, & lil' Keith! How are you all doing?

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :hug:

[RevCheesehead]

17. Hi ralps and Crook!

We're good... just waiting for the snow to start. We're expecting anywhere from 7-11 inches! :)

:hi: and :meow:

[Berry Cool]

33. Heya ralps and meow to Crook!

:hi: We too are waiting to be gobsmacked with snow.

[Patsy Stone]

8. YES! War with Iran!

That's what's needed here! :eyes:

[Berry Cool]

34. Yeah, because Obama is so like the Republicans that he would start a war

just to improve his image before an election.

FAIL

[ralps]

12. Hi Berry Cool! Hi Everyone! Geaux Saints!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

13. Question for everybody:

When was the last time YOU wrote something on your hand?

Mine would be at least 30 years ago.

[Patsy Stone]

19. That never works for me

I always end up wiping it off by accident on the way to wherever I needed that info.

Plus, it's true: the things she had to write down were soooo basic, it makes you wonder if her one brain cell is lonely in that big ol' head all alone.

[WolverineDG]

21. breathe in, breathe out

sit up straight......sheesh

dg

[Berry Cool]

35. I don't think I ever have.

I was always afraid of being poisoned by the ink.

Hey...that would explain something.

[RevCheesehead]

41. Lack of tattoos?

:)

[Berry Cool]

49. Actually, I was thinking

if Sarah regularly used this method to cheat on tests in school...the ink might've gone to her brain.

[bleever]

20. Ooh, I hope the Specialo Comment is from Senor Wences.

S'alright? S'alright.

[Berry Cool]

37. Hi bleev!

:hi: You had the right idea...

[RevCheesehead]

22. WRIST HAIR!!!

Someone please get the smelling salts for Berry - - I've got a Bay Air to shove under her.
:rofl:

[WolverineDG]

24. TIMMMMMBBBBBBEEEEEEERRRRRRR

:rofl:

dg

[GigiMommy]

23. OH MY GOSH!!! Keith's hairy arm!!!

:loveya: :hi:

[Berry Cool]

25. OMG I was right!!!!!

I am laughing so hard my stomach hurts!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course I'm also :loveya: feeling faint over the closeup of Keith's hairy hand!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHH...KLUNKKKKKKKKK

[Patsy Stone]

26. And the crowd goes wild!

:woohoo:

:hi: Oh, look. Eric and the Boner wrote a list of demands. :eyes:

[WolverineDG]

28. on their hands?

:wow: :rofl:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

40. LOL!

:thumbsup:

[GigiMommy]

58. ...

:spray:

[bleever]

29. Kee-rist, all the GOP wants to do is toss Baby Ruth's in your pool, Obama.

Revoke their pool passes, and get on with it!

[Patsy Stone]

36. DOOOOOODY!

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

38. As a former Baby Ruth,

I think I'm supposed to resent that remark.

:hi:

[bleever]

47. I knew I'd have to apologize as soon as I typed that.

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

51. Think of yourself as a former Baby Ruth who grew up into a Dove Bar.

That's better, no??

[Patsy Stone]

39. RIP, John Murtha

:patriot:

[RevCheesehead]

43. He will be missed.

:patriot:

[Berry Cool]

52. Yes indeed.

:patriot: RIP.

[GigiMommy]

62. Rep. Murtha, RIP

:patriot:

[Patsy Stone]

48. Scott Lee Cohen

Oy. The crying kids were a nice touch, if not completely disturbing to watch.

[Berry Cool]

53. But having the Who accompaniment in the background was just too perfect.

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

[GigiMommy]

50. I was so hypnotized by Keith's hairy body I forgot to say hello!

Hi Everybody!!!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[ralps]

55. Hi GigiMommy! & Cassie! Hugs

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :hug:

[GigiMommy]

63. Hi Ralps!!!

Love "Bubbly" Kitty.:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Berry Cool]

56. Ahem, it happens to the best of us.

And we wish you and Cassie a fond hello regardless.

[GigiMommy]

66. Hey Berry!

Cassie says Hi! (while eating ice cream):hi:

[RevCheesehead]

65. You're in good company.

Any sign of wrist hair, and Berry's a goner.

:hi: :bounce::bounce:

[GigiMommy]

69. Hi Rev!!!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[bleever]

60. I believe all terrorists should be Mirandized.

It would make them easier to spot.

[Berry Cool]

80. Anytime you see the words "fantasy," "bananas" and "explosion" close together,

look out.

[bleever]

89. But I can't find a good entry for "wrist hair" into that scenario,

although I know there are those who could.

[Patsy Stone]

61. Mini Walt Starr moment in the making.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7672308

ed: already gone. The thread anyway. Not sure about the poster.

[RevCheesehead]

64. Dish, please...

who was it? what was it - "Skinner, ban me right now"?

[Patsy Stone]

68. "Delete this thread

or delete me!"

OP complained that threads critcal of DU were immediately disappeared, but a thread the OP found particularly offensive (re: body image or improper language or whatever it was) was allowed to stay. They were ready to die for the cause.

[RevCheesehead]

71. What this place needs is more martyrs for the cause.

RIP, oh tombstoned one!

[Berry Cool]

81. I love the tombstone smiley!

Complete with the Rev officiating at the services!

[RevCheesehead]

87. I need to bring her out more often...

IF I strayed into GD, it would really come in handy. :)
Glad you appreciate it!

[Berry Cool]

72. Yea!!!! Keith named the Bureau of Indian Affairs WPITW

for their inaction in South Dakota in the face of weather that has devastated the reservations!!!!! This is great!!!!

Someone on Kos recently (I think) pointed this out to him as a story that has gotten NO coverage at all and begged him to talk about it. He did.

That's our Keith. :loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

73. A song needs to be written:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=7672344&mesg_id=7672344

[RevCheesehead]

79. LOL!

:rofl: Can Brett do it? Please??

[Berry Cool]

82. OMG, too funny.

Someone has to do this.

[ralps]

76. Today's worst person in the world is US Senate committee on Indian Affairs! for

being AWOL on the winter storm damage to the Cheyenne River Indian Reservation- http://www.nativetimes.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=3035:some-still-without-power-water-after-two-weeks&catid=54&Itemid=30

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :wtf: :grr:

[RevCheesehead]

78. Don't miss this thread!

:rofl:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=7664341&mesg_id=7664341

[Berry Cool]

84. I saw that. Yeah, The Who are lookin' more and more like The Why.

Even the young band members are playing old.

[RevCheesehead]

88. I think I figured out how they choose the performers.

The latter-age Boomers are now in positions to make that decision. So now, the loser dudes we knew are all going "yeah, man, let's get 'The Who' this year!" "Well, OK, only if we get Styx next year." "What about KISS?" "Can't, they're doing Dr. Pepper." "shit." "Fer God's sake, who the hell wrote 'Air Supply'????"