KOEB Meeting: 05/21/10 -- No Man's Rand Edition

[Patsy Stone]

:hi: Also, the dweeber Bieber gets hit by a door -- and his hair was perfect.

[bleever]

1. The GOP will rue Paul.

I liked that line from last night.

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

5. Hi bleev! Did you say RuPaul?

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

Now THAT hair is perfect!

[SeattleGirl]

11. I wish I were even half as pretty as RuPaul.

:)

[Patsy Stone]

14. Even as a man.

:)

[SeattleGirl]

18. No kidding.

Maybe I just need style and makeup tips from him.

[CBHagman]

92. Remember how RuPaul alway signed off...

...back in the talk show days. It was something like "You better love yourself, because if you can't love yourself, how the hell are you going to love somebody else?" It was a nice combination of hug and ass-kicking, and weirdly edifying.

[PSzymeczek]

94. He is

drop-dead gorgeous!

[Patsy Stone]

10. Aw. Ya beat me to it.

Girl, Rand better WORK!

[SeattleGirl]

2. Shabbot Shazzam, Patsy! Happy Friday to you!

I finished a progress report just as KO came on. And I absolutely LOVE it that I can fax it directly from my laptop, and it's not even hooked up to any fax machine. Ain't technology great?

:toast: :hi:

[Patsy Stone]

3. Oh, and good on ya, Rand for cancelling MTP.

Wuss.

[Berry Cool]

4. Awoo, Werewolves of London

:hi: Happy Friday and Shabbat Shazzam, Pats and all who come after! Perfect pic and title!

Rand Paul is defending BP? Tut-tut. I hear Mrs. Paul is not happy with Mr. Paul.

[Berry Cool]

6. I mean Dr. Paul.

And he's exhausted, all right...he's exhausted all his excuses.

[SeattleGirl]

7. Rand Paul seems to think that this country would be just fine

if there were no laws and no regulations, and it was just a big ol' free-for-all. :crazy:

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

9. Your daily Libertarian reading.

:hi: Technology is great. I'm even thinking of getting a webcam -- see how far behind I am? :scared:

[Berry Cool]

12. Who was it who said "If men were angels, there would be no need for government"?

Or was it, "If men were angels, libertarianism would make sense"?

Anyway...men aren't angels. Nor are women.

[SeattleGirl]

16. It's kind of fun to talk with someone via computer while you are

each on webcam. Oh my heavens, it's like I'm living in the Jetson's world!



Now if I can just find a personal flying saucer......

[Berry Cool]

21. I want my robot maid, dammit!

[SeattleGirl]

29. Wouldn't that be great?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Y8m29ZLX5ag/STD63NkC1fI/AAAAAAAAB1Q/Ckpp-8ieYro/s400/JETSONS+COLOR+6.jpg

[Patsy Stone]

35. The saucer has to fold into the briefcase

or it's no good to me.

I'm not sure I'd be ready to talk to anyone until I can work out the most flattering lighting, and find my best angle. :rofl:

But, that's my plan. My friend is going to Greenland for months and months, so I'm hoping to be able to talk to her.

[SeattleGirl]

41. You know I used to worry about whether I looked okay enough

to be on a webcam, but now, I'm just thinking, hey, it's me and a gf. We've known each other long enough to have seen the good, the bad, and the ugly about each other, so who needs makeup? :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

8. That title is - well, damned funny!

Reminds me of a Korean lady who asked me "Do you like to pray in church?"
It took a while for her to add, "you pray - the organ, you pray, right?" :)

:hi: Hi everyone!

[Patsy Stone]

13. LOL!

My other choice was Law of the Rand. :hi:

[Berry Cool]

15. Keith said "whack" "off."

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

17. Happy Friday, Patsy!

Life treating you well?

[Patsy Stone]

23. Today?

Yes. :) It's Friday, and I deserve it!

How's your lovely beau? Treating you perfectly, I hope?

[RevCheesehead]

27. He is, indeed!

He insists upon opening doors for me... and at supper, he pulled out the chair for me. I am spoiled. :)

[SeattleGirl]

31. You ARE spoiled, Rev. Ain't it great?

[RevCheesehead]

38. Honestly, it takes some getting used to.

But yeah, it's pretty wonderful! >sigh< :loveya:

[SeattleGirl]

44. You know, I love that time in a relationship.

I'm not saying that they all eventually go downhill, but there IS something awfully specially about the newness of them, isn't there?

And btw, I'll bet Andy will never stop opening doors for you, or pulling out your chair. :-)

[RevCheesehead]

46. When he first did it, I told him it wasn't necessary...

but he said "Oh, yes it is. I was raised by my grandmother, and she insisted that I leared how to treat a woman well."

And yeah, he probably WILL keep doing it, too. Ah....:loveya:

[SeattleGirl]

49. Sweet!

[Berry Cool]

32. He is a gem.

Keith should be jealous.

[RevCheesehead]

40. He SHOULD be,

but he's not. BTW, li'l Keith LOVES Andy!

[Patsy Stone]

37. Delightful

That's just as it should be. I'm kvelling for you. :hug:

[RevCheesehead]

43. You know, you could read some of this to your DH.

And ask him, "Remember when you used to do that for me?" ;)

[Patsy Stone]

52. Still does it...

and he cooks. :thumbsup:

[RevCheesehead]

54. Excellent!!

You deserve nothing less than the best!

Andy's going to make meatloaf tomorrow night. One of his former jobs was as a short-order cook.

[Patsy Stone]

57. I freakin' LOVE meatloaf.

One of the good things in life. Invite me over sometime. I'm always up for a new recipe. Yum!

[RevCheesehead]

61. Come on over tomorrow!

Meatloaf, oven-roasted taters, and deviled eggs.

[Patsy Stone]

65. Mmm.

Sounds yummy; however, tomorrow I'm going to watch my friend front a band for the second time in her life.

How about Sunday? :)

[RevCheesehead]

69. Perfect!

We're going to the flea market in the morning, so make it after 1 pm, OK?

[Patsy Stone]

71. Done!

[SeattleGirl]

55. So does MrSG! He cooks, he bakes.

And sometimes, he even cleans up after himself! :rofl:

Oh, and he does most of the grocery shopping.

I think I might keep him for awhile. :)

[RevCheesehead]

59. And he makes awesome pastry, too!

You got a good one too, din'cha?

[SeattleGirl]

62. I did indeed.

My sisters and I are all lucky -- our husbands all love to cook, and do the majority of it. Don't know how we lucked out like that.

[RevCheesehead]

66. I don't know....

did you go to the Lisa Douglas school of cooking?

[Berry Cool]

73. You oughta taste my hotscakes!

Ok, they're not so hot but they make great building material.

And BP called yesterday--they want the recipe for my coffee. They say it could help them compensate for all that oil they're losing.

[Berry Cool]

74. Now how did I end up with a double post?

I only clicked once.

[RevCheesehead]

77. They must be something....

you mentioned it twice! :D

[Berry Cool]

80. Didn't mean to.

I think DU is burping.

[SeattleGirl]

75. No, but all three of us have very expressive lip curls that can

convey displeasure at having to do something at 100 paces!

And watch out for the double-lip curl! :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

60. I'm pleased

your husband bakes. And I'm pleased mine does not. LOL.

[SeattleGirl]

64. LOL! Is he not very skilled in that area?

"Here honey, I made dessert."

"Um, what is it?"

"Just try it, you'll like it."

"Um, you know, I'm not really hungry for dessert....."

:P

[PSzymeczek]

93. Mine cooks AND cleans.

He does bathrooms. And laundry.

[Berry Cool]

58. I have to edit this, because you guys got gemmy husbands too.

OK, so now I have to cook my own dinner, pull out my own chair and feel crappy.

[RevCheesehead]

63. Don't think that hasn't crossed my mind!

I just might be the one to do that to him. :evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

72. Thanks a lot, Berry.

Now my answer doesn't make any sense. :P

[Berry Cool]

85. Sorry.

I just had to give Mr. Pats and Mr. SG their due.

You know how it is...every woman's fantasy is to have two men...one cooking and one cleaning.

[PSzymeczek]

95. You're not spoiled, Rev.

You're just well taken care of.

[RevCheesehead]

96. I sure am!

He says he'd love to be a house-husband: a good hot meal every day, a lunch packed, house clean, laundry done, and just about everything else. I keep wondering why I didn't have him at my last church. He also is extra protective, and will make sure NOBODY treats me wrong!

:hi: How are you doing?

[Berry Cool]

26. I love "Rand Old Party" too.

You wanted him, you got him, Republicans!

[Patsy Stone]

39. Nice!

How are ya? Happy Friday! :hi:

[SeattleGirl]

20. Rev!

How's it going? :evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

24. Pretty damned good, thanks!

Had supper with Dad, and a salad with Andy at the hospital (he works there). Got home in time to spend it with you! :hi:

[SeattleGirl]

33. Yay!!!

Glad you could come by!

[Berry Cool]

42. I have a secondhand story like that.

Had a landlord once in college who taught linguistics. One of my housemates, from Colombia, was in a class of hers. She told me she was quite startled one night when he approached her asking for help because he was "having trouble with my bowels."

Then she figured it out.

[CBHagman]

90. Oh, I love those language stories.

:rofl:

The more, the merrier.

[ralps]

19. Hi Patsy! Hi Everyone!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SeattleGirl]

22. Hi ralps! Happy Friday to you!

:toast: :hi:

[ralps]

25. Hi SeattleGirl!!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

34. OMG! Look out - it's basement cat!!

:evilgrin: straight from the bowels of hell itself! :rofl:

:hi: Hi ralps and Crook!

[Berry Cool]

51. Or the vowels of hell!

Who needs Basement Cat and Ceiling Cat, though, when you have House Cats watching your every move? :rofl: Right, kids?

[RevCheesehead]

56. Don't forget "Happy Cat"...

(that's Jesus); as well as my all-time favorite, "Hover Cat". O8)

[bleever]

28. Rand Paul needs to hire George Costanza as an adviser.

"Whatever you think you should say, say the opposite."

[Patsy Stone]

48. If nothing else

he could teach him how to go out on a high note. :hi:

[Botany]

30. this is my last post ever

I am sick of people taking my last post out of context ......

What is wrong w/ "Did I Ever tell you that you are my fave?"

[RevCheesehead]

50. no!!!!

I *still* love you, Cuddles! :cry:

[Patsy Stone]

53. We did not call a DUDQ meeting...

That's next week. So save it.

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

67. Aw, c'mon, Bot...

you know you are our Fav. Let's go to Taco Bell, followed by a sojourn at the Red Roof.

[rocktivity]

36. CONWAY WILL BE KEITH'S GUEST ON MONDAY!!!

They won't have quite as much to talk about since Rand canceled on Meet The Press, but nonetheless, CUE THE VONAGE THEME!

:woohoo:
rocktivity

P.S. Here's where you can contribute to Conway, as well as Blanche Lincoln's opponent Bill Halter. Out of state donations are permitted.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=8368023&mesg_id=8368023

[SeattleGirl]

45. Hi rocktivity! Happy Friday!

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

47. I don't understand how BP can prevent others from checking

things out around the spill. I guess I didn't realize they owned the freaking ocean. :grr:

[Patsy Stone]

68. Another possible title for tonight

would have been "Rat in Mi Garden", but I thought that was a bit of a reach on the UB40 reference.

[bleever]

70. "It's okay, folks! It's only his head!"

:rofl:

Loved the loop.

[RevCheesehead]

76. Justin is my niece's new boyfriend crush.

:hi: Hi, Bleev!

[bleever]

82. I can't wait for his voice to change

to a nice adolescent croak so I can listen to Radio Disney safely again.

:)

[Patsy Stone]

78. O/T: Sign on new conference room door at work

[SeattleGirl]

79. LOL! Really?

[Patsy Stone]

81. Really

:) Two deparments worked on it.

The other one has this on it:

[SeattleGirl]

84. ROFL!

Those are great!

[RevCheesehead]

83. You know, if that were on the door,

I'd actually look forward to meetings. :9

[SeattleGirl]

86. Story Time!

:loveya:

[ralps]

87. It's Friday's w/ Thurber!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

89. I think Keith feels like he's still connected to his dad with these stories.

Love it.

[Patsy Stone]

91. I think you're right

Have a nice weekend! :hi:

[bleever]

88. This weekend's optional reading homework assignment:

http://oldjewstellingjokes.com/

Everybody have a good one!

:hi: